View Full Version : If you have the perfect body, do you want to show it off in public?
nodisharmony
20-07-2007, 07:05 PM
You know what it is like to walk down the street on a hot day and see all that flesh showing and amongst those half naked bodies are some real perfect figures.
Almost everyone notices and it is so easy to end up staring at a stunning gorgeous girl with a models body and everything in proportion:tongue:
The same goes for gorgeous blokes who love to take their kit off and make the girls stare at them.
If you have the body to die for, would you like to flaunt it for everyone to see?
Make the guys or girls drool over the body to die for:bigsmile:
nodisharmony :angel:
Captain.Remy
20-07-2007, 07:32 PM
I show my body in public, not full lol but only my arms and my legs when I walk in the street. When I'm at the beach, I keep only my swimsuit, it's all. I haven't the best body lol but I can't complain about mine, I like it and my girlfriends loves it too :hugesmile:
And it's a great thing to be seen by some girls on the beach, it's always fun and I'm glad about that.
I love to go out to the beach dressed as the wrestler, The Ultimate Warrior :bigsmile:.
lily.
20-07-2007, 08:25 PM
What does he wear?
Colourful lyrca pants, armbands, bicep tassles and face paint.I reek of awesomeness.
lily.
20-07-2007, 08:28 PM
Oh yeah,,, weren't you wearing that in that pic you sent me of your holiday in Margate? :thumbs:
It was actually Butlins at Bognor Regis, went down a storm I tell thee.
lily.
20-07-2007, 08:31 PM
Oh aye, so it were. I was gettin mixed up. The one I have of you in margate is the one with the rubber ring and the crocodile posing pouch. :tongue:
Oh yes, I've grown out of that now though.It's full speed ahead in my quest to be The Ultimate Warrior! The family that I live for only breaths the air that smells of combat rarrrr.
Mrluvaluva
20-07-2007, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by Dan_
Colourful lyrca pants, armbands, bicep tassles and face paint.I reek of awesomeness.
LMAO.
lily.
20-07-2007, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by Dan_
Oh yes, I've grown out of that now though.It's full speed ahead in my quest to be The Ultimate Warrior! The family that I live for only breaths the air that smells of combat rarrrr.
Stop that. You're arousing me.
Mrluvaluva
20-07-2007, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by Dan_
Oh yes, I've grown out of that now though.It's full speed ahead in my quest to be The Ultimate Warrior! The family that I live for only breaths the air that smells of combat rarrrr.
Stop that. You're arousing me.
Ewwww :yuk:
Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by Dan_
Oh yes, I've grown out of that now though.It's full speed ahead in my quest to be The Ultimate Warrior! The family that I live for only breaths the air that smells of combat rarrrr.
Stop that. You're arousing me.
http://www.thetalentshow.org/images/UltimateWarrior.jpg
The power of the warrior will always prevail! This is no gun in my pocket rawwwwr!
lily.
20-07-2007, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Ewwww :yuk:
Don't fight it Barry. We all know you want the lycra pants.
Mrluvaluva
20-07-2007, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by Stropz
Don't fight it Barry. We all know you want the lycra pants.
No thanks. I will stick with my Y-fronts.
lily.
20-07-2007, 08:56 PM
Either that or stick to your Y-fronts.... depending on how many days you've been wearing them for....
Mrluvaluva
20-07-2007, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by Stropz
Either that or stick to your Y-fronts.... depending on how many days you've been wearing them for....
I throw them at the wall, and if they stick, I have to change them.
lily.
20-07-2007, 09:01 PM
Do you turn them inside out after 7 days?
Mrluvaluva
20-07-2007, 09:06 PM
That Dan's gone quiet. :wink:
Did someone order some cream? I think it might have curdled :yuk:
lily.
20-07-2007, 09:08 PM
Yeah, it's all this talk of dirty underwear.... he keeps his lyrcra sparkling. Polishes it with Mr Sheen... I can see myself in his pants... :wink:
Mrluvaluva
20-07-2007, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by Dan_
Did someone order some cream? I think it might have curdled :yuk:
Dan! LMAO
Mrluvaluva
20-07-2007, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by Stropz
I can see myself in his pants... :wink:
I bet you can. :rolleyes:
lily.
20-07-2007, 09:12 PM
When you throw your Y-Fronts at the wall, and they don't stick, but they walk to the laundry basket themselves, then you know it's time to change them Barry. I got that from Heat Magazine's top tips. :thumbs:
lily.
20-07-2007, 09:14 PM
Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by Stropz
I can see myself in his pants... :wink:
I bet you can. :rolleyes:
Why I don't know what you mean... :whistle:
Mrluvaluva
20-07-2007, 09:14 PM
Originally posted by Stropz
When you throw your Y-Fronts at the wall, and they don't stick, but they walk to the laundry basket themselves, then you know it's time to change them Barry. I got that from Heat Magazine's top tips. :thumbs:
Heatworld are very good with their tips. Mine never get past the "sticking" phase.
Originally posted by Stropz
Yeah, it's all this talk of dirty underwear.... he keeps his lyrcra sparkling. Polishes it with Mr Sheen... I can see myself in his pants... :wink:
With your ass! I think I've got a lyrca bed cover :wink:.
lily.
20-07-2007, 09:19 PM
Hey, don't be dissin muh ghetto bootay! Baby got back.. :thumbs:
You've got a booty for the whole of the ghetto baby.
Mrluvaluva
20-07-2007, 09:21 PM
This thread is getting dirtier than my pants! :hugesmile:
Fat.Rat
20-07-2007, 09:23 PM
Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
This thread is getting dirtier than my pants! :hugesmile: washing machine!! :thumbs::thumbs:
Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
This thread is getting dirtier than my pants! :hugesmile:
I've told you Baz, stop mud wrestling with the one eyed monkey!
lily.
20-07-2007, 09:25 PM
Barry: Have they walked to the laundry yet?
Dan: Face it baby, you know you want a piece of the ghetto bootay!
Mrluvaluva
20-07-2007, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by Dan_
I've told you Baz, stop mud wrestling with the one eyed monkey!
It's a vice. I know. Reminds me about a story including a vice..............................
lily.
20-07-2007, 09:29 PM
And what was being put in the vice?
edit to add: I saw something like that on rotten dot com one time.. :rolleyes:
Mrluvaluva
20-07-2007, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by Stropz
And what was being put in the vice?
What do you mean?
There's enough to go round for the whole of TIBB.Cake booty just got served!
lily.
20-07-2007, 09:32 PM
Barry: Actually, now I'm thinking about it.. it was a mousetrap.. did you happen to catch that one?
Dan: Do you happen to have any cream to go with it?
Originally posted by Stropz
Barry: Actually, now I'm thinking about it.. it was a mousetrap.. did you happen to catch that one?
Dan: Do you happen to have any cream to go with it?
Baz has got some spare for you.
Mrluvaluva
20-07-2007, 09:37 PM
Single, double or past your eyes?
lily.
20-07-2007, 09:37 PM
Past my eyes... hmms.. on the way to becoming a pearl necklace?
I like mine fresh... Dan, do you have any fresh cream?
Originally posted by Stropz
Past my eyes... hmms.. on the way to becoming a pearl necklace?
I like mine fresh... Dan, do you have any fresh cream?
http://online-book-store.net/T-SHIRT%20STORE%20FILES/Archive%20Small%20Pictures/Shut%20the%20Hell%20Up%20Small.jpg
lily.
20-07-2007, 09:46 PM
Did you edit that? I used to have one of those.. In fact, I might still have it..
Mrluvaluva
20-07-2007, 09:50 PM
As you know I am on dial up. When the image was loading and I could only see the helmet I got worried.
I wouldn't be so rude :rolleyes:.Oh and Iron Sheik shoot's on that guy during an interview, he called him a no good mother ****er and a punk piece of ****.
http://static-10.dailymotion.com/dyn/avatar/160x160/7026711.jpg
lily.
20-07-2007, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by Dan_
I wouldn't be so rude :rolleyes:
I'll crack the jokes wee man.. :thumbs:
Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by Dan_
I wouldn't be so rude :rolleyes:
I'll crack the jokes wee man.. :thumbs:
I'll crack your noggin in a moment if you don't stop with this impudent behaviour.
Mrluvaluva
20-07-2007, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by Dan_
Iron Sheik shoot's on that guy during an interview
I don't want to know any more.
lily.
20-07-2007, 10:00 PM
LoL.. on that note.. I'll be seein ya... :xyxwave:
Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by Dan_
Iron Sheik shoot's on that guy during an interview
I don't want to know any more.
Tell me you didn't just say that?!
Meet your new hero http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRRHvw0s1Yc
i would be in a porno if thats the same
Mrluvaluva
20-07-2007, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by Dan_
Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by Dan_
Iron Sheik shoot's on that guy during an interview
I don't want to know any more.
Tell me you didn't just say that?!
Meet your new hero http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRRHvw0s1Yc
I am on dial up. That will take ages!
Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by Dan_
Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by Dan_
Iron Sheik shoot's on that guy during an interview
I don't want to know any more.
Tell me you didn't just say that?!
Meet your new hero http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRRHvw0s1Yc
I am on dial up. That will take ages!
**** the dial.
Mrluvaluva
20-07-2007, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by Dan_
**** the dial.
I have been trying it but it hurts! lol
Mrluvaluva
20-07-2007, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by rex3
i would be in a porno if thats the same
sorry?
Sunny_01
20-07-2007, 10:54 PM
totally off topic - locked
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