Storm Benjamin

[Benjamin]

Finally a storm named after me! #LifeGoals

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[Crimson Dynamo]

Looking bad for Channel

[Cherie]

:fist:

[Niamh.]

fs Ben

[Ninastar]

Bet it’s a gay storm

[Benjamin]

Bet it’s a gay storm

There’ll be rainbows everywhere.

[Crimson Dynamo]

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[arista]

Bet it’s a gay storm


It will Bugger us all tomorrow

[Crimson Dynamo]

It will Bugger us all tomorrow

:joker:

[Livia]

Why so bad over Norfolk? What did I ever do to you, Ben?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Why so bad over Norfolk? What did I ever do to you, Ben?

Notice how he is also targeting the French and Dutch

Xenophobia writ large

:oh:

[Parmy]

It will Bugger us all tomorrow

My shutters are firmly shut.

[Benjamin]

It will Bugger us all tomorrow

:evilgrin:

Why so bad over Norfolk? What did I ever do to you, Ben?

It’s my ploy to drive you out and down to Wales.

Notice how he is also targeting the French and Dutch

Xenophobia writ large

:oh:

I am known for my Xenophobia tbh.

My shutters are firmly shut.

We’ll see about that. :idc:

[Ammi]

Bet it’s a gay storm

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[Barry.]

Finally a storm named after me! #LifeGoals

Is it hitting Scotland?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Is it hitting Scotland?

No

[Livia]

Notice how he is also targeting the French and Dutch

Xenophobia writ large

:oh:

Shame about the Dutch, but **** the French.

[caprimint]

Bloody hell Benji what have you done

[arista]

Is it hitting Scotland?


No
they do not want any buggering storm

[arista]

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Well Funky

[Benjamin]

Is it hitting Scotland?

Nah, I like the Scottish. They gave us Amy Macdonald.

[bots]

that red looks like it on me :fist:
The good news is there wont be so many boat crossings
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[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Smh. Disgraceful

[Benjamin]

As you can see I also spared South Wales.

[Ammi]

…the Benjamin rain has come and is pouring here …it’s very unspectacular atm though…very bland and uninteresting with no great significance at all…

[Ammi]

As you can see I also spared South Wales.

…the hills, lovely…:love:..

[Mystic Mock]

Is it going to hit the Midlands really bad?

[Benjamin]

Is it going to hit the Midlands really bad?

I’m undecided yet. What do I get if I don’t?

[Mystic Mock]

I’m undecided yet. What do I get if I don’t?

Jonathan Ross getting banished at the next round table?:dance:

[Benjamin]

Jonathan Ross getting banished at the next round table?:dance:

Deal.

[Mystic Mock]

Deal.

Yeehaw!:dance:

[Ammi]

…I mean, this is taking your God persona a bit too seriously…:fan:…you were only God for one season…!!…

[Livia]

BENJAMIN! I don't often use smilies, but I feel compelled this morning. This one's for you.. :fist:.

[Benjamin]

…I mean, this is taking your God persona a bit too seriously…:fan:…you were only God for one season…!!…

Just jealous they haven’t named a storm after you. I can’t help I’m so inspiring. :fan:


BENJAMIN! I don't often use smilies, but I feel compelled this morning. This one's for you.. :fist:.

I got you to use a smiley, my job is done. :smug:

[Ammi]

Just jealous they haven’t named a storm after you. I can’t help I’m so inspiring. :fan:

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…oh really…wet and windy is the only inspiration I’m getting this morning from Benjamin…so yes, I can totally see that name attachment and why it doesn’t extend to us all…

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[Shaun]

I thought it was supposed to hit us in the south-west but I can't say I noticed anything particularly messy :unsure: just like the real Ben... no impact...

[arista]

I thought it was supposed to hit us in the south-west but I can't say I noticed anything particularly messy :unsure: just like the real Ben... no impact...


Lucky You.

[Parmy]

It's all went a bit flaccid

[Benjamin]

I thought it was supposed to hit us in the south-west but I can't say I noticed anything particularly messy :unsure: just like the real Ben... no impact...

:oh:

Don’t make me do a U-turn.

[bots]

the storm was a bit of a damp squib here

warning, warning, warning .... breeze with a few drops of rain hitting the uk

[Crimson Dynamo]

Storm Flopjamin barrels into town....

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