Nikki Quotes (and related threads)

[farhad]

Does anybody remmbers when nikki said "I call buses 'peasant wagons".:bigsmile: she is one of the best quoters of Big brother ever.

[Billy]

I remember that. Almost feel off my chair laughing at that made my night. Possibly the best quote of BB IMO

[farhad]

Originally posted by OfficialSuperstar
I remember that. Almost feel off my chair laughing at that made my night. Possibly the best quote of BB IMO

I was in histerics as well.

[Billy]

Even though I dont like her I thought it was really funny

[Jack]

That was a good Nikki quote.

[farhad]

Originally posted by OfficialSuperstar
Even though I dont like her I thought it was really funny

Maybe if Big bother edited more of those than the scream, it would of been more watchable, same goes for princess Nikki.

[Noel]

I remember that! It was so funny. lol. I loved the "my bed" one too. lol.

[Princess]

Originally posted by farhad
Does anybody remmbers when nikki said "I call buses 'peasant wagons".:bigsmile: she is one of the best quoters of Big brother ever.

I still use that quote :laugh:I hate buses!

[farhad]

Originally posted by Noel
I remember that! It was so funny. lol. I loved the "my bed" one too. lol.

My bed, was just stupidly funny, not really a one-liner quote, but that one was hilarious, she certainly has wit.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Princess
Originally posted by farhad
Does anybody remmbers when nikki said "I call buses 'peasant wagons".:bigsmile: she is one of the best quoters of Big brother ever.

I still use that quote :laugh:I hate buses!

Which highlight show was it said, I cannot remember, I want to see that, the highlight have been downloade on youtube, but I dont know which one she said it in.

[farhad]

Nikki commented on Paris Hilton [she tried to take some animals on a plane ]
Nikki said "who does she think she is, Noah"

[Chrizzle]

Farhad, I stuck up for you, when everyone was being horrible, but is there really any need for a thread like this.

it provides no discussion, about from 'lol'
Fair enough if your posting news about Nikki but when your just posting quotes she said its pointless.

Why dont you just make a 'Nikki quotes' thread

[Wildcat!]

really not worthy of a thread

[andybigbro]

When did she say That :shocked:

[farhad]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Farhad, I stuck up for you, when everyone was being horrible, but is there really any need for a thread like this.

it provides no discussion, about from 'lol'
Fair enough if your posting news about Nikki but when your just posting quotes she said its pointless.

Why dont you just make a 'Nikki quotes' thread

Just trying to Keep this BB7 section active by pening up threads

[Billy]

LMFAO Noah, now now Chrizzle hes just expressing his love for NIkki

[farhad]

Originally posted by andybigbro
When did she say That :shocked:

last November 2006.

[andybigbro]

Really, So why bring it up 9 months later :conf2:

[Billy]

lmfao november 2006

[Wildcat!]

fair play for trying to keep BB7 alive!

[Chrizzle]

Originally posted by OfficialSuperstar
LMFAO Noah, now now Chrizzle hes just expressing his love for NIkki

Which is why i said, why not make a thread for him to post his favourite quotes.

[farhad]

Originally posted by andybigbro
Really, So why bring it up 9 months later :conf2:

wasn't a member then, and forgot about to post it when I joined, but it was discussed toaday in her appreciation thread in DS forum. That was funny, "Noa":tongue:

[farhad]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Originally posted by OfficialSuperstar
LMFAO Noah, now now Chrizzle hes just expressing his love for NIkki

Which is why i said, why not make a thread for him to post his favourite quotes.

Ok I will do that next time.

[Wasted]

Anything taking the piss out of Paris deserves its own thread.

[Matt]

Originally posted by Wasted
Anything taking the p**s out of Paris deserves its own thread.

Agreed.

[andybigbro]

Originally posted by Matt
Originally posted by Wasted
Anything taking the p**s out of Paris deserves its own thread.

Agreed.

Chris will get you Matt for that

[Matt]

Originally posted by andybigbro
Originally posted by Matt
Originally posted by Wasted
Anything taking the p**s out of Paris deserves its own thread.

Agreed.

Chris will get you Matt for that

The fact that the quote was about Paris Hilton was probably why he was quick to put down the thread...

[andybigbro]

But he has a Paris-Fan right to do so :wink:

[Chrizzle]

Originally posted by Matt
Originally posted by andybigbro
Originally posted by Matt
Originally posted by Wasted
Anything taking the p**s out of Paris deserves its own thread.

Agreed.

Chris will get you Matt for that

The fact that the quote was about Paris Hilton was probably why he was quick to put down the thread...

Im also a huge fan of Nikki, and i think the quote is funny and classic Nikki

[andybigbro]

Yeah i was wondering who you would have picked Chris.
Cause i know your a huge fan of both

[Chrizzle]

It being a BB forum, Id probably pick Nikki to defend.
However who the thread is about had nothing to do with what I said.

[Sophii3x]

Funny how Nikki slates her, after she made a rip-off of Paris' reality show. God that girl bugs me :rolleyes:

[Loukas]

i have met smarter bread than nikki

[farhad]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Funny how Nikki slates her, after she made a rip-off of Paris' reality show. God that girl bugs me :rolleyes:

Nikki is right in that one, does paris hilton thing she's a Noa:bigsmile:

Good thinking from her there, she is probably one of the best at taking the mick.

[farhad]

Originally posted by doubletrouble
i have met smarter bread than nikki

Nikki isn't less smart that i thought, she certainly knows the right descriptin, the right witt, that made be laugh.

[Stu]

Originally posted by doubletrouble
i have met smarter bread than nikki
And at least you can do facinating stuff with bread. Like buttering it.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by doubletrouble
i have met smarter bread than nikki
And at least you can do facinating stuff with bread. Like buttering it.

your back again, anyway what do you think about Paris hilton mick.

[Stu]

''Just keeping the humor alive on the Big Brother 7 forums :wink:.''

I like the sentiment that anything to do with taking the piss out of her must be healing the world in some way.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by farhad
Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by doubletrouble
i have met smarter bread than nikki
And at least you can do facinating stuff with bread. Like buttering it.

your back again, anyway what do you think about Paris hilton mick.

''Just keeping the humor alive on the Big Brother 7 forums :wink:.''

I like the sentiment that anything to do with taking the p**s out of her must be healing the world in some way.

Well it is called a bit of humour, Paris hilton taking animals into plain, anyone would comment on that, so I dont see why Nikki isn't a aloud, but that was one of the best quotes you will ever hear, a Noa:bigsmile:

[Stu]

I never said Nikki was not allowed :rolleyes:.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by farhad
Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by farhad
Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by doubletrouble
i have met smarter bread than nikki
And at least you can do facinating stuff with bread. Like buttering it.

your back again, anyway what do you think about Paris hilton mick.

''Just keeping the humor alive on the Big Brother 7 forums :wink:.''

I like the sentiment that anything to do with taking the p**s out of her must be healing the world in some way.

Well it is called a bit of humour, Paris hilton taking animals into plain, anyone would comment on that, so I dont see why Nikki isn't a aloud, but that was one of the best quotes you will ever hear, a Noa:bigsmile:
I never said Nikki was not allowed :rolleyes:.

"I like the sentiment that anything to do with taking the p**s out of her must be healing the world in some way".

That is what you meant.

[Stu]

Yeah , and if you had a basic understanding of the sentence you would pick up on the fact that im all for taking the piss out of Paris Hilton.

Yes - its true. My post did not mention Nikki in any way. Its practically devalued now I bet.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by farhad
Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by farhad
Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by farhad
Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by doubletrouble
i have met smarter bread than nikki
And at least you can do facinating stuff with bread. Like buttering it.

your back again, anyway what do you think about Paris hilton mick.

''Just keeping the humor alive on the Big Brother 7 forums :wink:.''

I like the sentiment that anything to do with taking the p**s out of her must be healing the world in some way.

Well it is called a bit of humour, Paris hilton taking animals into plain, anyone would comment on that, so I dont see why Nikki isn't a aloud, but that was one of the best quotes you will ever hear, a Noa:bigsmile:
I never said Nikki was not allowed :rolleyes:.

"I like the sentiment that anything to do with taking the p**s out of her must be healing the world in some way".

That is what you meant.
Yeah , and if you had a basic understanding of the sentence you would pick up on the fact that Im all for taking the p**s out of Paris Hilton.

Yes - its true. My post did not mention Nikki in any way. Its practically devalued now I bet.

Ok I might of misunderstood the sentence, so I apologise, but you haven't said your thoughts on the quote.

[Stu]

Ive said im all for Paris bashing. The rules of this forum do not dictate me having to give my opinion on every quote Nikki makes now does it?!

[farhad]

Originally posted by Stu
Ive said Im all for Paris bashing. The rules of this forum do not dictate me having to give my opinion on every quote Nikki makes now does it?!

Why do hate Paris Hilton.

[Stu]

Its in my genes I think. I just never warmed to skinny blonde girls with no talent.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Stu
Its in my genes I think. I just never warmed to skinny blonde girls with no talent.

So is that the reason you also hate the talented nikki, because she is skinny blonde girl.

[Stu]

Originally posted by farhad
Originally posted by Stu
Its in my genes I think. I just never warmed to skinny blonde girls with no talent.

So is that the reason you also hate the talented nikki, because she is skinny blonde girl.
No its because she has no talent. You manipulated my sentence around.

And I never said I 'hated' her. Do you have to get into this rubbish again?

[Red Moon]

A talented person has an innate ability.

So I have decided to concede that Nikki does have a talent to annoy me with her childish three year old behavior.

But in all other areas she has no talent.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Red Moon
A talented person has an innate ability.

So I have decided to concede that Nikki does have a talent to annoy me with her childish three year old behavior.

But in all other areas she has no talent.

OMG, it took that long notice.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Matt
Originally posted by andybigbro
Originally posted by Matt
Originally posted by Wasted
Anything taking the p**s out of Paris deserves its own thread.

Agreed.

Chris will get you Matt for that

The fact that the quote was about Paris Hilton was probably why he was quick to put down the thread...

I didn't know he was a fan of paris hilton, I like her too, but just couldn't resist when nikki said that.:thumbs2:

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by farhad
OMG, it took that long notice.

Just didn't consider it a talent until I looked up the definition of the word.

We all know she is very talented in annoying people. That is why she was voted the second Most Annoying Person Of 2006.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by farhad
OMG, it took that long notice.

Just didn't consider it a talent until I looked up the definition of the word.

We all know she is very talented in annoying people. That is why she was voted the second Most Annoying Person Of 2006.

Russel brand is also talented in annoying way.

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by farhad
Russel brand is also talented in annoying way.

Russell is talented, funny and annoying at times.

Nikki is just childish, irritating and annoying all the time.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by farhad
Russel brand is also talented in annoying way.

Russell is talented, funny and annoying at times.

Nikki is just childish, irritating and annoying all the time.

Russel is also childish and imature, but i still find him funny and talented, Nikki is also childish, fun, mature, and is a great reporter in BBLB, 80% say she is, and she has won other awards apart from BB NA.

[Red Moon]

What is mature about Nikki?

She even admits she has tantrums and three year olds have tantrums not mature adults.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Red Moon
What is mature about Nikki?

She even admits she has tantrums and three year olds have tantrums not mature adults.

Well you cant base that on hertalent, she throws tantrum in her spear time, but once she is given assignment, she becomes professional and sounds mature and does her job perfectly, and looks like a different nikki.

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by farhad
once she is given assignment, he becomes professional and sounds mature and does her job perfectly.

And how many times did it take her to get it right when they showed the out takes on BBLM the other day?

[farhad]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by farhad
Well you cant base that on hertalent, she throws tantrum in her spear time, but once she is given assignment, he becomes professional and sounds mature and does her job perfectly.

And how many times did it take her to get it right when they showed the out takes on BBLM the other day?

Her delivery is perfect, if they dont edit parts where she has to practise, but thats BB for you, they like her tantrums, but take those edit away, she delivers it in confident way, try those three clips where she does get her lines right at the beginning.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2SbMEbbESMo

[farhad]

Originally posted by Red Moon
What is mature about Nikki?

She even admits she has tantrums and three year olds have tantrums not mature adults.

Even if you watch News reporters, they have to practise thier script before get it right, same for nikki.

[Red Moon]

But Russell Brand does BBBM live, he doesn't need to practice he just gets on with it. That is why he works well as a presenter.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Red Moon
But Russell Brand does BBBM live, he doesn't need to practice he just gets on with it. That is why he works well as a presenter.

Some parts are scripted, but he does it well.

[Stu]

Originally posted by farhad
Originally posted by Red Moon
But Russell Brand does BBBM live, he doesn't need to practice he just gets on with it. That is why he works well as a presenter.

Some parts are scripted, but he does it well.
The word 'scripted' hardly carrys any meaning nowdays. Most stand ups write their show before hand before going out and performing it. Same with Russel. Its whats written and how its acted out on stage is what must translate sucessfully also.

Russel also improvises loads with the crows and we have hours , weeks and years of Big Mouth viewing to draw conclusions form.

Your drawing the most minute of conclusions from a couple of minuets of air time saying lines OTHER PEOPLE WROTE FOR HER and pizza ads!!!

[Captain.Remy]

Of course everything has been written before ! Sometimes it sounds so fake !

[Red Moon]

Here is another Nikki quote:

'oh my god, i have pins and needles in my hands...it feels like my very first orgasm!''

Don't know what that say's about her sex life but mine are a bit more explosive.

[Captain.Remy]

Is that like an orgasm ? I have to say mine is more explosive too !! :bigsmile:

[Stu]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Here is another Nikki quote:

'oh my god, i have pins and needles in my hands...it feels like my very first orgasm!''

Don't know what that say's about her sex life but mine are a bit more explosive.
Its not the pins and needles part that bothers me , its the hands part. My romance explosions tend to occur below the waist...

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by Stu
Its not the pins and needles part that bothers me , its the hands part. My romance explosions tend to occur below the waist...

May be she is just confused about which bit the pleasure was coming from?

[Stu]

I shudder to hear what noises she makes while having - well , nevermind.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Here is another Nikki quote:

'oh my god, i have pins and needles in my hands...it feels like my very first orgasm!''

Don't know what that say's about her sex life but mine are a bit more explosive.

Cheers mate, that was another one of nikki's classic quotes:thumbs:

[Stu]

Originally posted by farhad
Originally posted by Red Moon
Here is another Nikki quote:

'oh my god, i have pins and needles in my hands...it feels like my very first orgasm!''

Don't know what that say's about her sex life but mine are a bit more explosive.

Cheers mate, that was another one of nikki's classic quotes:thumbs:
Physical limitations on the human orgasm aside , this brings the total in this thread somewhere under the big 10 mark.

Shes a comic genius!!!

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by Stu
I shudder to hear what noises she makes while having - well , nevermind.

Well if it's like pins and needles not much noise at all.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by farhad
Originally posted by Red Moon
Here is another Nikki quote:

'oh my god, i have pins and needles in my hands...it feels like my very first orgasm!''

Don't know what that say's about her sex life but mine are a bit more explosive.

Cheers mate, that was another one of nikki's classic quotes:thumbs:
Physical limitations on the human orgasm aside , this brings the total in this thread somewhere under the big 10 mark.

Shes a comic genius!!!

I remeber when i had my first orgasm, was in the exam hall.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by farhad
Originally posted by Red Moon
Here is another Nikki quote:

'oh my god, i have pins and needles in my hands...it feels like my very first orgasm!''

Don't know what that say's about her sex life but mine are a bit more explosive.

Cheers mate, that was another one of nikki's classic quotes:thumbs:
Physical limitations on the human orgasm aside , this brings the total in this thread somewhere under the big 10 mark.

Shes a comic genius!!!

Nikki: "Everybody loves me. Except the odd bastard. But they're just wrong you know"

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cornchips
George on Shahbaz "He is like an annoying child ... but with a bigger vocabulary"

1. Nikki about Dawn "She is doing it to create amniosity"

2. Oh the amniosity word. Especially when she was saying;

"It's called amniosity."

There's nothing as funny as mispronunciation when someone is trying to be serious- it was pure Del Boy:bigsmile:

[farhad]

Lea: "They have all paired off!"

Nikki: "That Grace, she hasn't paired off, she's triplicated"

[farhad]

(Nikki is wearing her faux fur jacket and holding a hot water bottle after complaining about the cold in the bedroom)

Lea: It's wickedly cold in here, babe.

Richard: I think you should sleep in the men's urinal, Nikki.

Nikki: why don't you be done with it and put me on the roof, Richard?

Richard: No, I'd rather you slept in the urinal, so I'd know where you were.

Nikki: Just drown me in the bath, I'd be done with in seconds. Tie me to the rafters.

[farhad]

When she came back after being evicted!!

Nikki 'I hope we get our cases, I can't look like a Power Ranger for four days':bigsmile::bigsmile:

As are some genius (in BB terms) quotes:bigsmile:

[CassetteFinger]

And she use to say "the pool was filthridden".

[farhad]

Originally posted by Rice_Square
And she use to say "the pool was filthridden".

For some reason she has obssession with that word, she even used it in 8 out of 10 cats, I like the way she has smartness to play with words, she certainly can play with words.

[farhad]

I remember another classic Nikki quote shown on live that never made it to highlights, Nkki moaning that it is boring, whilst Richard asks Nikki "Nikki come join me and Leah", then Nikki's response to Richard was "are you coming apart are something".:bigsmile:

[farhad]

Should of show it on highlights.

[Red Moon]

Thankfully there were more people than Nikki in the Big Brother house that year and it wasn't the Nikki Show.

Otherwise it would have been worse than Big Brother 4.

[BigBrother_x*]

my favourate quote was either....
about richard.."(in richards accent) poridge oats are good for you".. then why dont you eat them you fat ox!

and also...." what do they think this is some kind of hotel"

lmaoo that noah quote sounds hilarious!

[farhad]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Thankfully there were more people than Nikki in the Big Brother house that year and it wasn't the Nikki Show.

Otherwise it would have been worse than Big Brother 4.

This is Nikki quote thread, it is not to discuss about other housemate in this thread, if you have any favourites from last year, feel free to open a thread, Nikki is my favourites, and I will continue to open thread, as long as it is in BB7 section.

[farhad]

Originally posted by LiamToWin
my favourate quote was either....
about richard.."(in richards accent) poridge oats are good for you".. then why dont you eat them you fat ox!

and also...." what do they think this is some kind of hotel"

lmaoo that noah quote sounds hilarious!

:bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile:

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by farhad
This is Nikki quote thread, it is not to discuss about other housemate in this thread, if you have any favourites from last year, feel free to open a thread, Nikki is my favourites, and I will continue to open thread, as long as it is in BB7 section.

Didn't see anyone discussing other housemates.

Nikki is over rated and so are her quotes. She was rather predictable in the house. She was a selfish bitch.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by farhad
This is Nikki quote thread, it is not to discuss about other housemate in this thread, if you have any favourites from last year, feel free to open a thread, Nikki is my favourites, and I will continue to open thread, as long as it is in BB7 section.

Didn't see anyone discussing other housemates.

Nikki is over rated and so are her quotes. She was rather predictable in the house. She was a selfish bitch.

Well you dont have sense of humour, if you dont think that was funny

Richard: Nikki come and join us

Nikki: Are you comming apart:bigsmile:

Meaning Richard corsps, forehead comming apart like a cartoon.

[Red Moon]

It was childish as are most her jokes and her behavior.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Red Moon
It was childish as are most her jokes and her behavior.

Well this quote a funny joke, she is quite witted sometimes.