My Day At Jeremy Kyle

[Lauren]

I got the 9:24 train from Newcastle, got to Manchester at 11:50. Met my friend and he had a hot chocolate waiting for me. After a little walk around we got a taxi to the Granada ITV studios for about 12:30. There was a little bit of a line there, but not much... It was lovely and sunny and we had an hour and a half to waste. We ended up chatting to this big group of scouse girls who kept us entertained for a while.

When we were still in the line we saw a big crowd of people running towards something, when I looked there was paparazzi and loads of fans - turned out I was right next to the Coronation Street set and there was a few of the actors/actresses coming out (Anthony Cotton + .... someone, I forget her name - Billy knows who I mean!).

It got to 2pm and we were allowed in, but it was really slow moving cos each person had to have their bag checked (as in, everything taken out, scanned, put back in), then we had to be frisked THEN we had to have a metal detector thing across us. We were then all bundled into a waiting room where we were told a few rules, goaded into being hyper and active, and were told the topics that were going to be discussed.

After a while we were led into the studio, me and my friend were first in line and were put nearish the back, with aisle seats (YEY!!). The studio was SO MUCH smaller than you see on telly, and there's so many more cameras than you can imagine. A woman came on stage and was asking loads of questions and keeping us entertained (She thought I was drunk cos I was hyper and cheering :sad: haha). THEN! My big moment, she asked for 2 volunteers, instantly I put my hand up - and she chose me saying "That drunk one up there!" YES! I'm gonna be famous. I got down onto the stage, with another volunteer and sat in the JK seats. The cameras were rolling, the mics were turned on... my big moment. (Btw, this wasn't being shown on the actual programme, it was just testing the cameras, microphones, and getting blooper footage). I had to pretend to be a "usual" JK guest... it turned out that I was cheating on my husband 10 times whilst pregnant with quadruplets btw... was so nerve-wracking though, in front of all those people on the JK stage... and Jeremy Kyle himself was standing in the wings watching, woo exciting!

He then came on stage, did a few props to cameras etc, then had a joke on with the audience for a good 30 mins, he's really nice in real life!!

Then the show started. We were told when to clap, but could boo whenever we wanted (believe me, I booed a lot!). The first story was a paternity test result!! To see if this woman's dad was her real dad, was really sad cos the old man started crying :sad: I managed to keep my tears in though, thankfully! The second was a DNA test result (SCORE! Paternity test AND DNA test, in ONE show, oooh yes!). This one was SOO FUNNY! The woman is an absolute slag, like you'll never believe! The third was a story about a gay druggy son, it was sad!

Anyway, a good time was had by all. And a pic of the day:

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/7241/jkdayout2jh9.th.png (http://img505.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jkdayout2jh9.png)

(That was outside the studios, I wasn't allowed a camera/phone inside :sad:).

Sorry about the long post, I had so many things to include, haha. :bigsmile:

[Billy]

Laureeeen stop making me jealous again :|

[Callum]

Wow, sounds fab Lauren. :thumbs2:

[Mrluvaluva]

Glad you had a good day Loz. So you weren't an alcoholic teen after all! :laugh:

[Sophii3x]

Wooooo! Glad you had a great time Lauren

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Glad you had a good day Loz. So you weren't an alcoholic teen after all! :laugh:

Nah, canal street came after the filming :laugh:

[Jackie]

you look like you had a good time lauren,

[Ruth*Star]

OhCool, Glad you had a good time there. :bigsmile:

[sol]

Lol sounds funny. When will that episode be shown?

[gracie24]

Haha, that sounds mint!!
Love Jezza Kyle! :P

[Sunny_01]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Glad you had a good day Loz. So you weren't an alcoholic teen after all! :laugh:

Nah, canal street came after the filming :laugh:

Oh god what an amazing night out Canal Street is. I have had some of my best nights out down there.

Sounds like you had a great day honey, I looked for you lol xxx

[Captain.Remy]

I will sound stupid but who's Jeremy Kyle ? :joker:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by sunshine30
I will sound stupid but who's Jeremy Kyle ? :joker:

He's a very popular chat show host in the UK :laugh:

Sol, I dunno when it's going to be aired - they said they'd contact me with details nearer the time - I let you all know when I'm about to have my 5 minutes of fame :hugesmile:

Sunny, yeah Canal Street was lively when I went through it, but I was only there for a few hours cos I had a 8pm train to catch! If I get into my chosen Uni I'm definitely going to have nights out there more often (My friend is gay so he was my tour guide, whilst I hid behind him, haha).

[MarkWaldorf]

Haha, glad you had a good time Lauren.

[Z]

:bigsmile: Wicked cool chit right there, Lauren! :laugh: Do let us know when that's on! Get his autograph?

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Z
:bigsmile: Wicked cool chit right there, Lauren! :laugh: Do let us know when that's on! Get his autograph?

Nah, I had absolutely nothing on me otherwise I would have :sad: I had a pen in my bag but they confiscated the pen, and put my bag in this big empty room, haha.

I'll let you all know when it's aired, I hope it's soon - I did some legendary reaction faces ranging from ":shocked:" to just plain tutting.

[Dan_]

Sounds a fun day Lauren.Jeremy is a legend! Does he look the same in real life?

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Dan_
Sounds a fun day Lauren.Jeremy is a legend! Does he look the same in real life?

Yeah! He made a joke that a woman on the earlier show said to him "You look smaller in real life" and according to him he turned around and said "Well unluckily for you lady, the camera puts 10lbs on you, you're buggered" Hahaha.

But he looks JUST the same in real life, but it's so weird. Before the show he's laughing and joking and really happy, then he put this grumpy face on and said "now for my show face" LOL.

[Dan_]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Dan_
Sounds a fun day Lauren.Jeremy is a legend! Does he look the same in real life?

Yeah! He made a joke that a woman on the earlier show said to him "You look smaller in real life" and according to him he turned around and said "Well unluckily for you lady, the camera puts 10lbs on you, you're buggered" Hahaha.

But he looks JUST the same in real life, but it's so weird. Before the show he's laughing and joking and really happy, then he put this grumpy face on and said "now for my show face" LOL.

Lol, he sounds a good laugh.

I bet you don't get Ricki Lake cracking jokes before the show, mardy cow! :whistle:

[Princess]

Wooo Loz that sounds well cool!

[Chri$]

Sounds Fun!

Glad you had a good time! :thumbs:

[BigSister]

hehe glad you had a good time lauren and you saw anthony *is jealous*

[Legend]

Being in the audience of JK has never been on my to-do list but after reading that it is.

It sounds great Lauren, you've made us all very jealous. Glad you had a good time.

[CassetteFinger]

Wow that sounds wicked and you even got to sit on the chairs on the stage sounded a day well speant.

[easypeasy]

"she's got a knife" as they say in tittybangbang.......

[bonnie43uk]

i really cant stand this programme. . its trailer trash tv at its worse.

The Wright Stuff on Channel 5 ... now, there's a good show.

[Loukas]

wow cool your so lucky

[Sunny_01]

Lauren I used to go to Canal Street with a couple of friends of mine who are gay, that said its such a great place whether I was with gay friends or not I would go for a drink there now.

Hope you get your chosen uni, will be awesome for you xx

[Bells]

Wow, sounds really good! I'm sure you had a brilliant time - not many people are fortunate enough to have endured such an experience. Make sure you do let us know when it airs - OMG you'll be on TV! :hugesmile:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by easypeasy
"she's got a knife" as they say in tittybangbang.......

LMAO, love that sketch, have tittybangbang on DVD.

[Jackie]

jeremy kyle was in paper today saying their was a fight broke out live on stage.it doesnt surprise me the people he has as guests.my mum was in the audience of Trisha.

[Chrizzle]

Glad you had a great day Lauren, you little celebrity :laugh:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Glad you had a great day Lauren, you little celebrity :laugh:

Remember the face Chris :hugesmile:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by jackie46

jeremy kyle was in paper today saying their was a fight broke out live on stage.

Yup. That was Lauren! :joker:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by jackie46

jeremy kyle was in paper today saying their was a fight broke out live on stage.

Yup. That was Lauren! :joker:

Damn I get around! First I'm on JK, and now I'm in the paper.

[:)tom:)]

kool it sounds lika a lot of fun

[Diablo]

OMG Lauren, my cousin was on the Jeremy Kyle show (on the stage... dirty laundry in public and all...) sooooooooo embarrassing... :blush2::blush2::blush2:

you weren't on her show though going by your first post.. phew!!!

[Lauren]

Lmao Laura! (Long time no speak btw!).
What was her story? :shocked:

[Diablo]

her bf has an alcohol problem and beats her when drunk.

yeah long time.. i'm not here so much anymore. popped in tonight to talk about Gerry

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Diablo
her bf has an alcohol problem and beats her when drunk

:shocked:

Has it been aired yet?
Aaw, I'd hate going on telly for that.

[Diablo]

yeah its been aired this month.. i didnt even know she was on it until after it was aired.. I had to find it on ITV website to watch it but i found it.. cringe..

she had been together with him for 7 moths and he started beating her after 1 month so she should have kicked him out then but she kep sayin " i love him" "i love him" but he wouldn't admit he had a drink problem so Jeremy says we cant help you if your not interested and then my cousin walked off stage shouted at him that she's leaving him and goin back to her mums

[Lauren]

LOL I WAS ON THIS MORNING!! Hahhhahaha... they had full shots of JUST me for LOADS of time haha!! That was absolutely awesome, I was on more than JK himself!!

Anyone see me?

I'll be uploading it to YT as soon as I can!

[Billy]

I saw It. Woke up extra early to watch it and all. The camera kept going back to you when you were clapping lol. I felt SO sorry for the first girl that was on

[Lauren]

Originally posted by OfficialSuperstar
I saw It. Woke up extra early to watch it and all. The camera kept going back to you when you were clapping lol. I felt SO sorry for the first girl that was on

Lmao, it was the funniest thing ever! It even caught my friend poking my hip then turning to laugh at me, lmao! why did they film that??


Ew the first girl? Eve? She slept with sooo many men, I was horrified at her (LMAO you saw my bitchy disgusted face).

[Billy]

Lmao Yeah, i thought Jeremy was really harsh on her, and Ok with the guy. He let them call her a bad mother, although he sticks up for everyone else when they get called that

[Legend]

Just put ITV2+1 on now and caught a glimpse of you in the preview for the next part, on the break now.

Do you speak on it when the audience has their say/asks questions?

[Kevin]

http://www.itv.com/Lifestyle/jeremykyle/catchup/default.htm

You should be on in a few days :o

Oh my, I'd love to meet JK =D

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Legend
Just put ITV2+1 on now and caught a glimpse of you in the preview for the next part, on the break now.

Do you speak on it when the audience has their say/asks questions?

LMAO Yeah I'm in the preview!!

And then I'm shown loads in the next section.

I don't stand up or speak but they keep showing me.

[BigSister]

aww ive missed it but i bet its funny when you keep seeing yourself on the tv i know how that feels*cringe*

[Lauren]

Originally posted by LeKevin
http://www.itv.com/Lifestyle/jeremykyle/catchup/default.htm

You should be on in a few days :o

Oh my, I'd love to meet JK =D

WOOO thanks!! I didn't know I could download episodes!!

[Flavaflav]

had an eventful day lauren

[Wiglet]

Originally posted by bonnie43uk
i really cant stand this programme. . its trailer trash tv at its worse.

The Wright Stuff on Channel 5 ... now, there's a good show.

Jeremy Kyle is trailer trash at it's best. What more could anyone want once you've dropped the kidlets off at school, done the hoovering, made a cuppa and have just put your feet up? Of course I only tend to watch when it has paternity tests or DNAs. :wink: Otherwise I watch documentries on wild animals as they are much the same. :thumbs: (Or go on the net) :spin:

Lauren you lucky girl!