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Di2001
19-07-2003, 05:42 PM
They have this clip on E4 Interactive at the moment. I'd never heard of Ewar Woowar but this helped me out :

The Old Ones Are The Best
Day 58, 02:40

As the boys discussed people with silly names, Cameron laughed for a full 2 minutes 20 seconds with barely a breath...

Echoes of an early night of jokes came back to entertain the boys when, lying in bed with lights-out, Cameron asked, "Who's the famous person with the funniest name?"

After a couple of suggestions, Scott cast his mind back to a joke told early in the House and said, "Ewar Woowar".

What followed was one of those rare moments of side-clutching agony as Cameron launched on a laughing fit that went on and on. Any longer and Big Brother would have had to call him in to the Diary Room for some oxygen and a sedative.

Scott's understated comment was so innocuous that Ray missed it, but it didn't matter, it was one of those fits that loses sight of the origin and just turns into hysteria at the hysteria.

After about a minute of doing some quite impressive roaring himself, Ray piped up that he needed a slight reminder of the joke, causing another wave.

"Why has Edward Woodward got four 'd's' in his name? Because Ewar Woowar sounds stupid."

After about a minute and a half of sitting up, stumbling around and clutching his face, Cameron managed a, "You're not right in the head Scott."

All Ray could say was "Jesus man," but that did nothing to sober the Bible-loving Scotsman.

In fact he joined in saying, "Oh mighty," before trying to stifle his laughter with his duvet.

"They do say timing is everything," said Cameron before Ray brought up the subject of Nush's top comic moments.

The crowing glory he said was her comment about being "the mountain of ming... In fact I'm Kili-ming-jaro," but that one didn't have quite the same effect second time round.

Like he said, it's all in the timing.

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

kaphc
20-07-2003, 04:34 PM
I saw this on the interactive hightlights too and it was really funny.

I hope they show this on the C4 program tonight as it is a good example of Scott's witty humour.

Di2001
20-07-2003, 05:30 PM
Hey, kaphc, glad to see you are supporting Scott to win BB4. :thumbs:

kaphc
20-07-2003, 09:14 PM
Completely!!

Stu xxx
20-07-2003, 09:15 PM
Scott to win!!! (or Steph!) x

liliacqueen
21-07-2003, 12:31 AM
scott or cameron to win

Romantic Old Bird
21-07-2003, 10:44 AM
Nope, Cameron get's a complete
http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:PVWuADqDfrMC:members.aol.com/~bbelmont/thumb.gif from me. I am sick of seeing him bitching head to head with
http://www.slade-weerallcrazee.co.uk/photos/dav1_a.jpg

Glad she shaved the chest hair off though. And that bikini line must take ages to sort out.

kaphc
21-07-2003, 12:01 PM
Glad they showed this last night, but it almost made Cameron look better than Scott!

At least Jon's comment of "Genius" about Scott came over!

LEE
21-07-2003, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by kaphc
it almost made Cameron look better than Scott!
Hmm, not difficult in my book.

BusyBee
21-07-2003, 08:40 PM
I'm glad to see someone else gets completely hysterica about something that is so stupid you cant help laughing. The fact that you know its silly makes you laugh all the more. I was laughing at Cameron laughing.:joker:

kaphc
21-07-2003, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by LEE
Originally posted by kaphc
it almost made Cameron look better than Scott!
Hmm, not difficult in my book.

Hmmmmm, think you are deluded LEE!

LEE
21-07-2003, 09:42 PM
That's not what you said to me the other day Kaphc lol :laugh:

kaphc
21-07-2003, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by LEE
That's not what you said to me the other day Kaphc lol :laugh:

That's cos I was plotting to poison your food instead! :xyxwave:

<innocent look>