The *OFFICIAL* TiBB cock Innuendo thread!

[Stu]

Get em while their hot!!! Hot cheese!!! Melts in your mouth and locks your jaw like the sound of a locked topic!!!

[Callum]

Yummy!

[Matt]

PMSL Stu!

That just earnt you a TiBB Nomination!

[Sunny_01]

Mmmmmm I love stilton with apricots in it, you got any of that.

[Ruth*Star]

lol i wouldn't be surpised if a mod or whatever locks this.

Waiting for the lock



Still Waiting!

[Lauren]

Feta, or no feta? Life changing answer.

[Callum]

My Stropz threads keep being deleted :sad:

[Stu]

Originally posted by Sunny_01
Mmmmmm I love stilton with apricots in it, you got any of that.

Lots. You want some?!

[andybigbro]

Yummy Yum Yum
I Love all this Cheeeeeeeeeeeesssee:wavey:

[Ruth*Star]

Originally posted by Callum
My Stropz threads keep being deleted :sad:
I know its harsh..which is why i said i wouldn't be surpised if this thread was locked.

[Matt]

The Stropz Special: Three blocks of Wensleydale, One Edam and Six Cheddar for only 50p!

[Loukas]

lol thats great lol

[andybigbro]

Originally posted by Matt
The Stropz Special: Three blocks of Wensleydale, One Edam and Six Cheddar for only 50p!

oOh i am for that

[Emilee]

Chedder, Cheddar, Cheader, ....

Arrrr!! However you spell it.

Ill have some of that please. x

[Stu]

Originally posted by Ruth*Star
Originally posted by Callum
My Stropz threads keep being deleted :sad:
I know its harsh..which is why i said i wouldn't be surpised if this thread was locked.
This is just an innocent thread about cheese. How dare you.



The Stropz Special: Three blocks of Wensleydale, One Edam and Six Cheddar for only 50p!


Ill take ten!!! Heat them up real good so they will pop!

'The Lockdown' : 4 single slices , past sell by date.

Discount price.

Colours may vary.

[Matt]

Two for the price of five!

[Sunny_01]

Yes I will have some of your lovely stilton with apricots and could I have some salted crackers with it, you know the little cute ones

[Stu]

Originally posted by Matt
Two for the price of five!

Talk to me!!!

[andybigbro]

The Stropz special is Deleicious

Oh No i said Stropz, will this thread be deleted now :shocked: :rolleyes:

[Callum]

Anothe thread gone :sad: Sunny_01 please explain why you keep locking them?

[Stu]

If haters dont post , threads wont get locked , and their will be no need for continued repeats of threads.

Its as simple as that.

Theirfore , peopls who want Stropz threads locked are the ones to blame for their continued existence.

Ironic , isint it!

Well no haters in here please , this is a hate free zone. This is cheese test land!!!

Originally posted by Sunny_01
Yes I will have some of your lovely stilton with apricots and could I have some salted crackers with it, you know the little cute ones

We have them but their not very cute.

[spitfire]

Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by Matt
Two for the price of five!

Talk to me!!!
They're big and yellow.£1000 thats my final offer.

[Stu]

Originally posted by spitfire
Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by Matt
Two for the price of five!

Talk to me!!!
They're big and yellow.£1000 thats my final offer.

What are their names?!

[Matt]

Originally posted by Callum
Anothe thread gone :sad: Sunny_01 please explain why you keep locking them?

Because MarkChap or Chrizzle turn them into arguments...

And I think I'll have some of that Stilton too...

Anyone for the Stropz Special Special? Two for the price of five... with a monthly contract of £42 for the first 48 months!

[Sunny_01]

Originally posted by Callum
Anothe thread gone :sad: Sunny_01 please explain why you keep locking them?

h) Administrators of them forum have the right to delete, modify or change the content of any post at any time for any reason without notification to anyone. They can also ban or restrict forum members for any reason at anytime. If a moderator edits your post on the forum do not remove the edits.

This rule says it all really.

The threads will be locked as they turn to arguments. We have never allowed this type of thread to remain open before

[Stu]

Originally posted by Sunny_01
Originally posted by Callum
Anothe thread gone :sad: Sunny_01 please explain why you keep locking them?

h) Administrators of them forum have the right to delete, modify or change the content of any post at any time for any reason without notification to anyone. They can also ban or restrict forum members for any reason at anytime. If a moderator edits your post on the forum do not remove the edits.

This rule says it all really.

The threads will be locked as they turn to arguments. We have never allowed this type of thread to remain open before

To be fair Sunny , and hear me out here , their would be no arguments if people who apparently did not like the threads came in and started them.

[Sunny_01]

I agree Stu but the problem is we can not dictate to people which threads they can post in, no-one would like it if we did that either! its a lose lose situation really.

[Lauren]

Neither Mark nor Chris said they didn't like the thread, they just posted their opinions on the issue at hand?

[Matt]

Back to the cheese please!

Anyone for the Stropz Special Special? Two for the price of five... with a monthly contract of £42 for the first 48 months!

[spitfire]

Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by spitfire
Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by Matt
Two for the price of five!

Talk to me!!!
They're big and yellow.£1000 thats my final offer.

What are their names?! Edam and Cheds,£1300.

[Stu]

Originally posted by Sunny_01
we can not dictate to people which threads they can post in,.

h) Administrators of them forum have the right to delete, modify or change the content of any post at any time for any reason without notification to anyone. They can also ban or restrict forum members for any reason at anytime. If a moderator edits your post on the forum do not remove the edits.






And Matt , I want four Stropz specials , with a free ring ding , a cow , a leather couch , and an autographed printout of one of my posts.

Im a hungry rebel :tongue:.

[Stu]

Originally posted by spitfire
Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by spitfire
Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by Matt
Two for the price of five!

Talk to me!!!
They're big and yellow.£1000 thats my final offer.

What are their names?! Edam and Cheds,£1300.
But...it was 1000!!!!

[Callum]

I want 3 of the Stropz Specials please of course with extra nachos :thumbs:

[Matt]

Indeed you do Stu! Free ring ding, cow, leather couch coming up, though I'm not sure about an autographed printout...

[Stu]

Originally posted by Callum
I want 3 of the Stropz Specials please of course with extra nachos :thumbs:
I always knew I would be taking peoples orders some day , and now I can do it from the comfort of my economy swivel gas-lift chair!!

[Callum]

Hurry with the orders please Chef! A growing boy needs food.....

[Stu]

Originally posted by Callum
Hurry with the orders please Chef! A growing boy needs food.....
Patience. It takes time to milk a cow. Err. Not me. I - pay - someone to do it.

[spitfire]

Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by spitfire
Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by spitfire
Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by Matt
Two for the price of five!

Talk to me!!!
They're big and yellow.£1000 thats my final offer.

What are their names?! Edam and Cheds,£1300.
But...it was 1000!!!! You drive a hard bargain,£1450.

[Stu]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/pleasantview-dead-cow.jpg


This is the cow your cheese come from. Its very healthy. Good cheese.

[Callum]

Originally posted by Stu
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/pleasantview-dead-cow.jpg


This is the cow your cheese come from. Its very healthy. Good cheese.

Om. Peta would like to be informed.. hmm maybe the RSPCA too! :nono:

[Stu]

RSPCA are busy with some of last years housemates.

[Bells]

OMG I love cheese... I've been addicted for ages, and it's now finally wearing off... I hope this thread doesn't succeed in starting it up again. :shocked:

[Matt]

Good luck with that Ash :thumbs:

[the_stillness]

I like Cheddar cheese usually with those square crackers, yum. I hate that smelly cheese I can't remember the name of a real bad one, but I have smelt it before and I was nearly sick

[natjake2504]

yum

[Stu]

Originally posted by Ash
OMG I love cheese... I've been addicted for ages, and it's now finally wearing off... I hope this thread doesn't succeed in starting it up again. :shocked:
That just inspired me to redirect Trainspotting replacing Heroin with Cheese.

Imagine the opening scene robbing a supermarket and belting down the road with the police following you and packets of Laughing Cow falling from your arms.

[Bells]

And I would happily star in that for you... wow we could make millions! £££
Plus the laughing cow is just... a legendess...

[Mrluvaluva]

I can hear the main song now!

[Stu]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/Untitled-2-1.jpg

Indeed.

[Mrluvaluva]

Choose cheese.
Choose a baby bell.
Choose a cheeze string.
Choose a cheese slice,
Choose a ****ing big Dairy Lea
Choose Edam, Stilton,
parmesan, and buffalo mozzarella.
Choose good health, low cholesterol
and fromage frais.
Choose marscapone.
Choose a grater.
Choose your cheese.
Choose gloucester and double gloucester.
Choose a five counties special on hire purchase
in a range of ****ing packets.
Choose cheese on toast and wondering who you
are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch eating tongue-numbing
blue cheese
Stuffing ****ing cheddar into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all,
pishing you last on a miserable roquefort
Nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
f*@ked-up cows
You have spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future. Choose cheese.

[Stu]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Choose cheese.
Choose a baby bell.
Choose a cheeze string.
Choose a cheese slice,
Choose a ****ing big Dairy Lea
Choose Edam, Stilton,
parmesan, and buffalo mozzarella.
Choose good health, low cholesterol
and fromage frais.
Choose marscapone.
Choose a grater.
Choose your cheese.
Choose gloucester and double gloucester.
Choose a five counties special on hire purchase
in a range of ****ing packets.
Choose cheese on toast and wondering who you
are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch eating tongue-numbing
blue cheese
Stuffing ****ing cheddar into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all,
pishing you last on a miserable roquefort
Nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
f*@ked-up cows
You have spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future. Choose cheese.

:joker::joker: :joker::joker:

Innevitable that had to happen.

[Bells]

*applause* - Life-changing stuff, that.

[Mrluvaluva]

I need a f*@kin' hit!

BTW Stu. The former TiBB Bitch says you have to take over and be the new TiBB Bitch... Lol

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Ash
*applause* - Life-changing stuff, that.

Why thankyou. :blush:

[Stu]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
I need a f*@kin' hit!

BTW Stu. The former TiBB Bitch says you have to take over and be the new TiBB Bitch... Lol
Tell her shes not a former bitch , just plain bitch. It would be wrong for me to take over anything in any walk of life.

And im liking some of that gear youve got in your picture.

Now youve made me get images of people with belts pruning up their veins to inject milk into themselves.

[Sunny_01]

mmmmmm cheese - I want more but your crackers are just not cute enough :joker:

[Stu]

Originally posted by Sunny_01
mmmmmm cheese - I want more but your crackers are just not cute enough :joker:
Its not crackers. Umm - its crack.

[zports]

Originally posted by Stu
Its not crackers. Umm - its crack.

http://i11.tinypic.com/4m9g5yd.jpg

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Stu

Tell her shes not a former bitch , just plain bitch. It would be wrong for me to take over anything in any walk of life.




She said she loves you and will miss you the most. (Don't say much for the rest of us). Lol


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=plQJ4xmg3bQ

[Stu]

Originally posted by zports
Originally posted by Stu
Its not crackers. Umm - its crack.

http://i11.tinypic.com/4m9g5yd.jpg
Merely a pun on the word crackers [albeit a bad pun].

I only do the spiritual stuff :joker::joker::joker:.

And that includes cheese - it can be a very potent mind altering substance.

[zports]

Indeed.

Why only last week, the paparazzi snapped this pic of me:

http://i9.tinypic.com/62zn1jk.jpg

[Stu]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by Stu

Tell her shes not a former bitch , just plain bitch. It would be wrong for me to take over anything in any walk of life.




She said she loves you and will miss you the most. (Don't say much for the rest of us). Lol


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=plQJ4xmg3bQ
Aww , now im sad. Time for a bit of cheese-upper action. Methamdairymene , here I come!!!

[Callum]

Can I have some cheese in my beefburger please?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Stu

Aww , now Im sad. Time for a bit of cheese-upper action. Methamdairymene , here I come!!!

Time for some cheese propaganda! (I think the girl in this image has joined you Stu. She looks scary)!

[Stu]

Originally posted by Callum
Can I have some cheese in my beefburger please?
Would you rather a cheeseburger?! :joker:

Oh and...

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/dsc09029_sized.jpg

^^^ Junkie.

[Bells]

Push the button!
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/6340/cheesetc2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Mrluvaluva]

Linda's back! :joker:

[Stu]

Originally posted by Ash
Push the button!
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/6340/cheesetc2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Its empty. Now im gonna have to go Mark Renton style and break into an O.A.P's flat to get ma fix!!

[Bells]

Oh yeah, about it being empty... :whistle:

I've got the entire stash hidden away SOMEwhere...
Your fault anyway for getting me back into cheese!

[Bells]

Look what I've found... heaven... :lovedup:

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/8871/cheese2nr7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Stu]

Originally posted by Ash
Look what I've found... heaven... :lovedup:

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/8871/cheese2nr7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I have it in my drawer with the other tools of the cheese trade :wink:.

[Mrluvaluva]

Actually. Going back to this pic. Can somebody explain to me how something can be the "4th 2nd annual" one? :puzzled:

[Stu]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Actually. Going back to this pic. Can somebody explain to me how something can be the "4th 2nd annual" one? :puzzled:
The artist who did the poster was obviously snorting a few lines of Galtee :thumbs:.

[Bells]

Well, right, maybe 2nd annual means every 2 years... and this is the FOURTH one... fourth time... so that means after... 8 years? Clearly me and the artist share the same train of thought. :spin2:

[Stu]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/wallacecheese_7.jpg

''Cheeeeeeeeese Grommit!!!''

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Ash
Well, right, maybe 2nd annual means every 2 years... and this is the FOURTH one... fourth time... so that means after... 8 years? Clearly me and the artist share the same train of thought. :spin2:

But that would be bi-annual surely? I think you have been eating the same cheese as the artist and are clearly crackers. :joker:

[Bells]

BI-annual?! I think 2nd annual makes just as much sense... but hey, maybe the blame should be put on the cheese as you say... :laugh:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Ash
BI-annual?! I think 2nd annual makes just as much sense... but hey, maybe the blame should be put on the cheese as you say... :laugh:

Bi-annual would be twice yearly. 2nd annual would be the second year. 2nd 4th does not make sense. Is it the 4th one that runs twice yearly or bi-annual. Does that mean it has been running for 2 years. So in that place it would be the second annual but only it's half yearly really?

[Bells]

I read your post about 5 times and I'm still mega-confused. :hugesmile:

Don't fret - have some cheese.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Ash
I read your post about 5 times and I'm still mega-confused. :hugesmile:



It was designed to confuse. Lol. :bigsmile:

[Stu]

Lets keep it going. Bloody classic topic.

We need a new direction. All the Irvine Welshness is getting dangerous.

[Bells]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by Ash
I read your post about 5 times and I'm still mega-confused. :hugesmile:



It was designed to confuse. Lol. :bigsmile:

Oh cheers... now I feel like a muppet for reading it that many times... :laugh:

[Mrluvaluva]

I tried the fonejacker route but it got left by the wayside alas.

[Stu]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
I tried the fonejacker route but it got left by the wayside alas.
What are we gonna do?! If the mods want to lock it down the line should we take it the Bonnie and Clyde route?! Or was it Thelma and Louise?!

The lasses that drove off the cliff.

[Bells]

LMAO... Bonnie & Clyde... It was Thelma & Louise, I think.

Anyway, I hope this thread isn't locked. It'd be a disgrace.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Stu

The lasses that drove off the cliff.

Shootout? Lol.

[Mrluvaluva]

Stop editing threads when I am replying! Lol. Thelma and Louise. PMSL.

[Stu]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Stop editing threads when I am replying! Lol. Thelma and Louise. PMSL.
Now take that image of the car flying off the cliff and add loads of empty cheese packets billowing out of the open trunk.

[Mrluvaluva]

I have it! :eureka: The diversion.

Rude food

Whaddya think?

[Bells]

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/5601/cheese3bc9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Stu]

I like. i have a few perrenial favourites I shall share with you all once photobucket stops acting the ****.

[Mrluvaluva]

LMAO

[Stu]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
LMAO
Get it while its hot!!! :joker::joker::joker:

[Mrluvaluva]

[Sunny_01]

Why on earth would we want to lock such an awesome thread :conf:

Best thread I have seen for a long time, the intellectual discussions taking place are awe inspiring!!

Anyway I have a cheese eaters anon meeting tonight, going to try to 12 step approach to curing my addiction!

[Stu]

No explanation needed.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/dsc042171.jpg

The classic...

[Stu]

Originally posted by Sunny_01
Why on earth would we want to lock such an awesome thread :conf:

Best thread I have seen for a long time, the intellectual discussions taking place are awe inspiring!!

Anyway I have a cheese eaters anon meeting tonight, going to try to 12 step approach to curing my addiction!
I tried the one flush approach.

Guess what it involves?!

[Sunny_01]

I dont even want to try and get inside your mind Stu - the mere thought of it scares me half to death :dance2:

[Stu]

Originally posted by Sunny_01
I dont even want to try and get inside your mind Stu - the mere thought of it scares me half to death :dance2:
What about the other half?!

[Sunny_01]

oh god the other half couldnt give a monkies chuff lol

[Bells]

Good old thauthatheth! And, as if cock-flavoured soup actually exists... :laugh:

[Stu]

Originally posted by Sunny_01
oh god the other half couldnt give a monkies chuff lol
Im not that bad! you dissapoint me. the 'one flush' approach simply involves gathering all your cheese paraphenelia and flushing them away!!!

[Sunny_01]

I couldnt possibly flush it all away, I need to take things slowly! dont want to set myself up to fail and all that :banana:

[Stu]

Originally posted by Sunny_01
I couldnt possibly flush it all away, I need to take things slowly! dont want to set myself up to fail and all that :banana:

Its called going 'cold-turkey' you wuss!!!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Ash
Good old thauthatheth! And, as if cock-flavoured soup actually exists... :laugh:

:shocked:

[Stu]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by Ash
Good old thauthatheth! And, as if cock-flavoured soup actually exists... :laugh:

:shocked:
Nevermind the sexual innuendos in that , theirs actually a cock , as in the bird , flavoured soup?!

What exactly does cock taste like?! [be nice].

[Bells]

Exactly! I wonder what it tastes like.

EDIT: Wouldn't it just taste like chickens? As in, chicken soup?

[Mrluvaluva]

Has anyone here tasted cock?? (snigger)

[Sunny_01]

I am indeed a wuss - never have liked cold Turkey it is a little dry!

[Sunny_01]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Has anyone here tasted cock?? (snigger)

Not me sir :rolleyes:

[Bells]

Oh, from the picture I get that cock soup's spicier...

Spicy chicken soup... :laugh:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sunny_01

Not me sir :rolleyes:

Sorry. I couldn't resist.

[Bells]

Terrible :nono:

[Stu]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by Sunny_01

Not me sir :rolleyes:

Sorry. I couldn't resist.
It might be fine for you , Mr. Straight , but im getting unintentionaly excited now. What a twist of fate.

This was an innocent thread!!!

[Sunny_01]

it is indeed an innocent thread we are simply talking about soup tasting that will compliment the cheese tasting!! arent we????:whistle:

[Stu]

Originally posted by Sunny_01
it is indeed an innocent thread we are simply talking about soup tasting that will compliment the cheese tasting!! arent we????:whistle:
You gave me an idea!!

Cock flavoured Cheesy Soup!!!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Stu

It might be fine for you , Mr. Straight , but Im getting unintentionaly excited now. What a twist of fate.

This was an innocent thread!!!

This will calm you down!

[Bells]

Yeah, and the soup happens to be cock-flavoured... which is a delicacy more commonly known as spicy chicken soup...

(lol at Mr. Straight. There are two females actively posting also).

[Bells]

LMAO... girlfriend's booty with sour cream?!?!

(Loving cock flavoured cheesy soup... I bet that taste delicious... :thumbs:)

[Sunny_01]

Now that is a unique idea - would you like me to be chief cock sampler or do you want that job Stu??

[Stu]

Anyone remember the sketch on the Harry Enfield show?! Cheesypeas!!!!

I did a search on Cheesy Peas and I got this image of Anthony Hopkins...


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/lecter.jpg

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by Sunny_01
it is indeed an innocent thread we are simply talking about soup tasting that will compliment the cheese tasting!! arent we????:whistle:
You gave me an idea!!

cock flavoured Cheesy Soup!!!

You could call it.....hmmmm......cockcheese.

[Stu]

Originally posted by Sunny_01
Now that is a unique idea - would you like me to be chief cock sampler or do you want that job Stu??
I get paid to sample?! isint it normaly the other way around?!

[Bells]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by Sunny_01
it is indeed an innocent thread we are simply talking about soup tasting that will compliment the cheese tasting!! arent we????:whistle:
You gave me an idea!!

cock flavoured Cheesy Soup!!!

You could call it.....hmmmm......cockcheese.

Sounds too much like an insult. Cheesecock?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sunny_01
it is indeed an innocent thread we are simply talking about soup tasting that will compliment the cheese tasting!! arent we????:whistle:

And I was born yesterday not. :wink:

[Mrluvaluva]

Cheesy cock as in Cheesy peas?

[Sunny_01]

you get paid by the dozen I believe!! now hows that for a dream job!

Anyway so no-one misunderstands the thread, we are in fact talking about "birds" nothing rude at all being implied!

[Stu]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by Sunny_01
it is indeed an innocent thread we are simply talking about soup tasting that will compliment the cheese tasting!! arent we????:whistle:

And I was born yesterday not. :wink:
I have reason to believe its now been a long running extended sexual innuendo for about a page :whistle:.

[Bells]

Ew, course it's birds... imagine actual cock-flavoured soup... :yuk:

[Sunny_01]

I refute that claim Stu - I am merely taking part in a discussion about birds and how they may or may not enhance cheese and it's taste! the shock that you might think I would be talking about anything else!!

[Stu]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/man_with_huge_cock.jpg

Some big cock.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Ash
Ew, course it's birds... imagine actual cock-flavoured soup... :yuk:

PMSL (Quicly changes the subject). Would you wash yourself with this?

[Bells]

Cappucino-scented hand soap?! Seriously?

[Sunny_01]

ooooh that is a big one!!

I am going to have me some cheese and crackers before I have to give it all up, or do I have to give it up, please someone talk me out of giving up my beloved cheese (&cock soup)

[Stu]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/cornflakes200.jpg

Their mascot rocks. And its gorgeous with cheese. Absoloutely divine. Do you think cheese could be an apherdisiac?!

[Bells]

Ooh, long word.

[Bells]

oh AFRO. Possibly. Like chocolate.

[Stu]

More of Stu's ''I did it in 10 seconds'' Trainspotting imagery.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/Untitled-2-2.jpg

Theirs no narration needed for this one Mr LuvaLuva ...

[Sunny_01]

Right it's been a blast but I gotta think about getting my butt into gear, got my daughter to take training - great joy!

So keep the faith folks - speak to you later xx

[Stu]

Originally posted by Sunny_01
Right it's been a blast but I gotta think about getting my butt into gear, got my daughter to take training - great joy!

So keep the faith folks - speak to you later xx

Its been quiet a blow all right :thumbs:.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Ash
Cappucino-scented hand soap?! Seriously?

Look again! What is it shaped as? What does it look like?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sunny_01
Right it's been a blast but I gotta think about getting my butt into gear, got my daughter to take training - great joy!

So keep the faith folks - speak to you later xx

:xyxwave:

[Bells]

PMSL, I chose to overlook that... :hugesmile: :yuk:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Stu

Theirs no narration needed for this one Mr LuvaLuva ...


Choose cock.......

:joker:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Ash
Good old thauthatheth! And, as if cock-flavoured soup actually exists... :laugh:

LOL, it does Ash! Paris and Nicole both bought it when they went shopping with this family in Simple Life 4!

(I ain't ordering no cheese today, sorry- just wanted to comment on the cock-flavoured soup!)

[Bells]

No way Soph! Paris and Nicole actually bought it?! As if you failed to mention that to me... :hugesmile:

[Mrluvaluva]

:whistle:

[Stu]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
:whistle:
Microwaveable!!!

[Bells]

Haha, another classic!

[Mrluvaluva]

Apparently roosters come in for other uses. I wonder if Gordon Ramsay will be putting it on his menu?

[Stu]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Apparently roosters come in for other uses. I wonder if Gordon Ramsay will be putting it on his menu?
The man loves a bit of cock. He could bring the 'F' word to a whole new level!!!

[Bells]

I forgot roosters was another word for them... :laugh:

[Mrluvaluva]

The pic was too big but it's in now. Go back to end of previous page. ^^

[Stu]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
The pic was too big but it's in now. Go back to end of previous page. ^^
I wish I hadnt.

[Bells]

LMAO! OMG! No way...

[Stu]

The pictures macabreness [is that a word?] is somehow enhanced by its amazing size.

[Mrluvaluva]

It's a load of cock and ball. :laugh:

[Stu]

Im thinking of renaming the thread to encompass everything , its moved well beyond cheese.

The Linda Memorial Cock Topic?!

TiBB Annual Sexual Innuendo Festival?!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Stu

The Linda Memorial cock Topic?!




She's not dead!

[Stu]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by Stu

The Linda Memorial cock Topic?!




She's not dead!
But surely everyone in any walk of life deserves a memorial cock topic?!

[Bells]

Would Linda appreciate a memorial cock topic?! Cock soup, perhaps?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Stu

But surely everyone in any walk of life deserves a memorial cock topic?!

In memory of cock? I wonder what the epitaph would read? :joker:

[Stu]

Originally posted by Ash
Would Linda appreciate a memorial cock topic?! cock soup, perhaps?
As funny as it is , people would see it as overkill.

MrLuvaLuvas Cock 'n' Balls Luv Shack?!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Stu

MrLuvaLuvas cock 'n' Balls Luv Shack?!

Leave my cock and balls out of this. :laugh2:

[Stu]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by Stu

MrLuvaLuvas cock 'n' Balls Luv Shack?!

Leave my cock and balls out of this. :laugh2:
Their not yours , their Mr. Ramsays - dont be so vein.

[Mrluvaluva]

Is this soup for incontinent roosters?

[Stu]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Is this soup for incontinent roosters?
I wonder how big baxters is...

[zports]

http://i11.tinypic.com/4lhb8th.jpg

http://i9.tinypic.com/4zvybgz.jpg

http://i17.tinypic.com/4veezrt.jpg

http://i15.tinypic.com/6byhlw2.jpg

http://i14.tinypic.com/63j2hza.jpg

http://i12.tinypic.com/6h3wj87.jpg

[Mrluvaluva]

I don't fancy drinking pee or eating a fart! Lol

[Emilee]

they look gross

[Z]

Originally posted by Sunny_01
Mmmmmm I love stilton with apricots in it, you got any of that.


THAT IS SO FINE :love:



whoa caps. Well worth it though :bigsmile:


Jeez, I fancy a bit of that now



Thanks, Sunny =/

[Loukas]

hahahaha lol

sorry i dont know if your still selling cheese but i would love some :tongue:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
hahahaha lol

sorry i dont know if your still selling cheese but i would love some :tongue:

It's out of date now sorry!

[Loukas]

WOW!! How old is this thread! Brings back good memories tho :)

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
WOW!! How old is this thread! Brings back good memories tho :)

Lauren made me think of it. It's her fault. :tongue:

[Stu]

It's back baby. Oh yes. And now that Linda is also back, she will NEVER get to recieve my memorial cock!

[First member to not get the joke and request a lock gets a rooster shoved in their back yard.]

[lily.]

Oh, the nostalgia.. this all begun after I was gone.. I need to read thru it now lol

[Stu]

Due to Ross creating the Vagina thread, I am shortening this thread to simple be all about cocks. Big ones, small ones, fat ones, skinny ones, black ones, white ones, whatever you want.

Roosters are great!

[Ross]

Originally posted by Stu
Due to Ross creating the Vagina thread, I am shortening this thread to simple be all about cocks. Big ones, small ones, fat ones, skinny ones, black ones, white ones, whatever you want.

Roosters are great!
This is my kind of thread..... and Lindas

[Locke.]

Originally posted by Stu
Due to Ross creating the Vagina thread, I am shortening this thread to simple be all about cocks. Big ones, small ones, fat ones, skinny ones, black ones, white ones, whatever you want.

Roosters are great!

:laugh2::laugh2: :laugh2::laugh2: :laugh2::laugh2:

[GhettoSuperstar]

YOU'RE TOO BIG TO FIT IN HERE!
Too big to fit in here!
Too big to fit in here!

Your penis is so cute, your penis is so hard.
My body is a movie and your penis is the star.

[Stu]

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
YOU'RE TOO BIG TO FIT IN HERE!
Too big to fit in here!
Too big to fit in here!

Your penis is so cute, your penis is so hard.
My body is a movie and your penis is the star.
Hey! No P word! We want this thread to stay open so that by logic, we cheat the system somewhat.

After all, we ARE only talking about roosters? Right? RIGHT? :thumbs:

[Ross]

I like it when my rooster spits all over me

[Jen]

Originally posted by Ross
I like it when my rooster spits all over me
I like it when your rooster spits all over me




Sorry too easy.. :P

[Ross]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Ross
I like it when my rooster spits all over me
I like it when your rooster spits all over me




Sorry too easy.. :P
In ya eye?

[Jen]

Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Ross
I like it when my rooster spits all over me
I like it when your rooster spits all over me




Sorry too easy.. :P
In you eye?

Yes.

[Ross]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Ross
I like it when my rooster spits all over me
I like it when your rooster spits all over me




Sorry too easy.. :P
In you eye?

Yes.

http://www.cacklehatchery.com/White_leghorn_std_rooster.jpg

[Locke.]

http://i372.photobucket.com/albums/oo166/marcusalanmelton/cock.jpg

[Callum]

Didn't this used to be a cheese thread? LOL

[Stu]

I love when Rooster's all come into my backyard one at a time in a single file with protection. Like *ahem* six other Roosters in body armour.

[Jen]

Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Ross
I like it when my rooster spits all over me
I like it when your rooster spits all over me




Sorry too easy.. :P
In you eye?

Yes.

http://www.cacklehatchery.com/White_leghorn_std_rooster.jpg

Oh bitch.
That is such a lovely cock.

[Ross]

Originally posted by Stu
I love when Rooster's all come into my backyard one at a time in a single file with protection. Like *ahem* six other Roosters in body armour.
LMAO!!

Get back on msn

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by Callum
Didn't this used to be a cheese thread? LOL


Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Clean it out!

[Stu]

Originally posted by Callum
Didn't this used to be a cheese thread? LOL
Yes but the not so secret plan is to have a thread about ROOSTERS. Not the male reproductive organ known as the Penis, or 'Cock', so we can get away with talking about ... umn ... roosters.

So you can talk about Cock all you want, but remember, we are talking about the ANIMAL, right?

And not that animal in my pants.

[lily.]

ahhh... good times.. :thumbs:

[Annie]

Ahhh my home :banana:

[Stu]

Some threads just never die. We have a moral obligation, we do...

[lily.]

Check out Shaun's 10K thread.. :P

[Ross]

home sweet home.

welcome new cock lovers -greets-

[Stu]

I forgot about this!

[Ross]

I forgot about this!

How could you?

http://www.celebritybulges.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/big-male-bulges.jpg

[Stu]

You are a filthy thing Ross. And don't you ever change it.

[Firewire]

This thread is hilarious

[Ross]

You are a filthy thing Ross. And don't you ever change it.

Explain. What do you mean by filthy thing?

Arista keeps saying this to me that my "aura is pouring with filth" and that I'm "always horny but i love it" so arista says haha

[Stu]

Explain. What do you mean by filthy thing?

Arista keeps saying this to me that my "aura is pouring with filth" and that I'm "always horny but i love it" so arista says haha
Aura pouring with filth ... that's fantastic.

Even your little soldiers must think from time to time ''Dude, this guy is too much''.

I bet your orgasms are out of this ****ing world.

[Ross]

Aura pouring with filth ... that's fantastic.

Even your little soldiers must think from time to time ''Dude, this guy is too much''.

I bet your orgasms are out of this ****ing world.

Oh trust me. Projectile cum to the max sometimes.
You will have to find out sometime :joker: joking lol.

Orgasms = amazing.

[Stu]

They are proof that God exists and wants us to be happy.

I have little Olympic games with my hand party, measuring how far the jizz flies and recording the records. We have the out and down, the eyeballer, the 'where the ****?...', the list goes on.

[Ross]

They are proof that God exists and wants us to be happy.

I have little Olympic games with my hand party, measuring how far the jizz flies and recording the records. We have the out and down, the eyeballer, the 'where the ****?...', the list goes on.

LMAO.

Mouth = best.

[Tom4784]

the 'where the ****?...', the list goes on.

This one makes me laugh the most, I call it phantom Jizz.

[Stu]

This one makes me laugh the most, I call it phantom Jizz.
Hahaha, I have someone who calls it 'the runaway train'. Mind you this mate is a sexual predator who always makes comparisons between his physical activity and locomotion.

Ninja Spunk!

[Damaris]

In your endo

[Stu]

Phantom Jizz. Dezzy.

[Benjamin]

LOL @ this whole thread.


And Phantom Jizz does that really exist? I've never experienced that.

[Stu]

Oh all the time. Sometimes you might find it dried into an old shoebox when your cleaning out your room.

[Shaun]

why have I not posted in this before.

OH THE CLOSETED THING. right.

[Benjamin]

why have I not posted in this before.

OH THE CLOSETED THING. right.

:laugh2:

[Benjamin]

Oh all the time. Sometimes you might find it dried into an old shoebox when your cleaning out your room.

Really? I always control where mine goes. :hugesmile:

[Stu]

Really? I always control where mine goes. :hugesmile:
Mine is beyond control. If you have seen some of the Japanese tsunami footage on the news networks then you sort of know the score. I'm curious as to how you pull it off, though.

See what I done there?

[Benjamin]

Mine is beyond control. If you have seen some of the Japanese tsunami footage on the news networks then you sort of know the score. I'm curious as to how you pull it off, though.

See what I done there?

Discussing my sexual goings on is not normally done on here, but as you asked...


...If about to cum through w@nking then I make sure I try and aim for somewhere convenient, I've had good practice over the years. I never lose track of where it goes though, lol.

[Shaun]

you can both film yourselves and send me the tapes so I can analyse your techniques if you like.

[Benjamin]

you can both film yourselves and send me the tapes so I can analyse your techniques if you like.

Don't be so lazy, get the train. :nono:

[Z]

Don't be so lazy, get the train. :nono:

:laugh2:!!!

[Shaun]

there aren't any this late :bored:

[Benjamin]

there aren't any this late :bored:

This is why Devon is crap, everwhere dies after 10PM. :bored:

[Stu]

Oh the filth. I don't use technique. It's more a disorganised maelstrom of sexual fervour. And when I'm rounding up the tadpoles my dick is usually ... you know ... pointing the one way your dick usually points when your forcing the thing up and down through a clenched fist.

So I don't get much control. But I like it like that, I do. I like how it all flirts up for a moment, suspended in the dead air, before dropping back down like a fountain outside a plush Vegas hotel.

Only more beautiful.

[Shaun]

see I can imagine you timing it to electronica in a kind of Kraftwerk state of robotic movement and stern-faced the whole time.

[Benjamin]

Oh the filth. I don't use technique. It's more a disorganised maelstrom of sexual fervour. And when I'm rounding up the tadpoles my dick is usually ... you know ... pointing the one way your dick usually points when your forcing the thing up and down through a clenched fist.

So I don't get much control. But I like it like that, I do. I like how it all flirts up for a moment, suspended in the dead air, before dropping back down like a fountain outside a plush Vegas hotel.

Only more beautiful.

What a charming description.

-wonders how many guys read this and get themself off to it-

-looks at Shaun-

[Benjamin]

see I can imagine you timing it to electronica in a kind of Kraftwerk state of robotic movement and stern-faced the whole time.

:laugh3:

[Vicky.]

:o

[Shaun]

Vicky how about you? Do you just go all fingers in like you're mashing potatoes, or is it more like poking hot coals?

[Stu]

see I can imagine you timing it to electronica in a kind of Kraftwerk state of robotic movement and stern-faced the whole time.
No, although I do record the ejaculations themselves and watch them back in slowmo to the sort of tunes LemonJam would namecheck.

[Benjamin]

:o

Pffft, don't act all coy! I've heard all about your technique! :nono:

[Stu]

Vicky how about you? Do you just go all fingers in like you're mashing potatoes, or is it more like poking hot coals?
:joker:

Get that whisk up ya girl, yee haw!

[Z]

omg I'm crying with laughter

[Shaun]

No, although I do record the ejaculations themselves and watch them back in slowmo to the sort of tunes LemonJam would namecheck.

I knew I'd picked up a corrupted version of Chariots of Fire.

[Benjamin]

I love how Vicky has gone quiet. She probably frigging herself off slowly as we speak, getting off on every smutty word we say. ;)

[Z]

I love how Vicky has gone quiet. She probably frigging herself off slowly as we speak, getting off on every smutty word we say. ;)

vulva

[Benjamin]

vulva

clunge

[Z]

clunge

labia

[Shaun]

her ass is an unholy site of stretches.

[Z]

I just started laughing at that Vicky thing again

[Stu]

I love how when you get infracted for naughty pictures the naughty picture has to be shown back to you in the PM.

It's reward in itself.

[Claymores]

Oh the filth. I don't use technique. It's more a disorganised maelstrom of sexual fervour. And when I'm rounding up the tadpoles my dick is usually ... you know ... pointing the one way your dick usually points when your forcing the thing up and down through a clenched fist.

So I don't get much control. But I like it like that, I do. I like how it all flirts up for a moment, suspended in the dead air, before dropping back down like a fountain outside a plush Vegas hotel.

Only more beautiful.

Good to know and that you edited that super description :thumbs:

[Stu]

Good to know and that you edited that super description :thumbs:
Yes, to add the bit about the Vegas hotel.

It's not a sinister plot, believe it or not.

You want pictures? :blush2:

[Beastie]

Meaty fag.

[Claymores]

Yes, to add the bit about the Vegas hotel.

It's not a sinister plot, believe it or not.

You want pictures? :blush2:

Of you editing mid-splash? naw, I'll give that a swerve - thanks for the offer tho

[Vicky.]

Vicky how about you? Do you just go all fingers in like you're mashing potatoes, or is it more like poking hot coals?

:bored:

Am actually LOLing at this thread so much :D

[Stu]

Of you editing mid-splash? naw, I'll give that a swerve - thanks for the offer tho
Pft, I never E&S. Your posts are all I need, sugar. I love when you dress me down. It's like punishment. Grr! :lovedup:

[Benjamin]

:bored:

Am actually LOLing at this thread so much :D

Oh, she's finished now. Hope you washed your hands!

[Claymores]

Meaty fag.

Don't put yourself down hun :bawling: