what do you need to have the x factor

[Loukas]

all above

lol

DoubleTrouble

[the_stillness]

a] A TV
b] Simon Cowell or [the show would almost flop]
c] Sharon & Louis, just to make up the numbers - [Simon would say]ha!
d] Really silly auditionees, the worse-the-better IMO
e] Talented auditionees helps too! otherwise it would be pointless really
f] A bald-headed bouncer
g] A glass or four of water[just for Simon's face]ha!
h] My girlfriend[Probably the worse auditionee of all]ha! [She'll kill me when she reads this!!]
i] The studio, place, venue, plenty of toilets...
j] A million pound contract on Simon, [I mean - the winner of the X-Factor]ha!

k] to z] there will be loads.