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Mrluvaluva
31-08-2007, 08:51 AM
From The Sun

SEXUAL health worker Carole gave the housemates a real education last night - in CONDOMS.

The 53-year old has been threatening housemates with enlightenment since she entered the house, and last night, Ziggy decided it was time.

The ex-boybander said: "You've been talking about giving us a lesson on condoms, Carole, tell us all you know."

The protester then passed around a banana flavoured condom for housemates to have a look at and smell.

Ziggy seemed impressed with the unusual choice and said to pal Liam: "Mmmmm smell that, smell that banana bruv."

Carole then moved on to telling HMs about how to use a condom. She said: "You have to get rid of the air when you're putting on a condom, and don't use it if it has any holes in it."

She added: "Women often put a condom on a man as it adds enjoyment to a relationship. And sometimes men don't know how to put them on. They think they do, but they don't."

The mum of the house then asked twins Sam and Amanda: "And what should you never put on condoms?"

When the twins looked baffled, Carole advised them to never put vaseline or massage oils on a rubber.

Liam, 22, then got cheeky asking Ziggy, 26: "Do you ride bareback?"

An offended Zig replied: "No man don't be disgusting, anyway it's been a while."

Brian agreed saying: "I haven't had sex since November, I think I'm a virgin again."

And tree surgeon Liam rounded up by stressing the importance of using protection to the group. He told housemates: "You've gotta use condoms man, I canny stress it enough."

Manda then changed the conversation after exclaiming: "I'm having a cringe moment!"

So were we, Manda, so were we!


Article (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2003230001-2007400652,00.html)

Benji
03-06-2008, 02:00 PM
Awwwww i loved carole

Jase
03-06-2008, 04:42 PM
Haha :D loved it

Scarlett.
03-06-2008, 04:44 PM
http://www.heatworld.com/img/upload/500x400/1000016866.jpg


ATTENTION CLASS!

I define sexy! keep that in your head!

You must think of me as sexy from now on

BigOz
03-06-2008, 09:52 PM
Eeaw, I've seen that picture enough! EEAW! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!

Speaking of banans : :banana:

SiaSiaSia
08-08-2008, 01:42 AM
Originally posted by Chewy
http://www.heatworld.com/img/upload/500x400/1000016866.jpg


ATTENTION CLASS!

I define sexy! keep that in your head!

You must think of me as sexy from now on


urm, well she has nice ankles at least..