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Arneldo
08-09-2007, 01:52 PM
There was a collective gasp in the heat office when the most amazingly deluded email we’ve ever read pinged into our inboxes this morning. Entitled "Aisleyne takes control", the mailout documents the incredible "career" of former Big Brother star Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, and her plans for the future. Apparently over the past year Aisleyne has become a "successful model, magazine columnist, agony aunt, TV personality, DJ and radio presenter" and is currently dating "an award winning US star". Riiiiiight. Among other incredible achievements listed are the fact that "she's additionally found time to enter the Guinness World of Records 2007 with Most Hugs in One Hour" (woo!) and the former promotions girl also states that since launching her management company Aisleyne Ltd, she’s "so much happier being in control of [my] images and brand.” *Falls to floor clutching sides laughing whilst silmultaneously being sick*

Read the full, unedited email below!


Aisleyne takes control

In the twelve months since leaving the Big Brother 7 House as top female,
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace has barely had time to pause for breathe. Rarely out
of the public eye, no week has passed without Aisleyne appearing in
newspapers and magazines. In the space of a year, she has established
herself as a successful model, magazine columnist, agony aunt, TV
personality, DJ and radio presenter.

Aisleyne has also been helping to raise funds in her role as patron of the
charity Brain Tumour UK, supporting research into an illness, which hold
personal significance for her. She's additionally found time to enter the
Guinness World of Records 2007 with Most Hugs in One Hour, while in her
personal life she's happily dating an award winning US star.

Aisleyne is currently in talks for a role in a major new movie, which will
begin filming in early 2008.

In July, Aisleyne took another major step forward with the announcement that
Aisleyne Ltd has become her exclusive management company, with co-director,
Richard Skeels mentoring and guiding her career. Through her management
company, Aisleyne will now take control and ownership of the Aisleyne Brand,
including all studio and location photo shoots, merchandising and her online
presence.

Aisleyne will continue to be represented by Andrew Lownie, her literary
agent, ASM Damage for all personal appearances and Republic Media Represents
for all her press.

"I am so much happier being in control of my images and brand. I feel
empowered and now get even more excited whenever I see my photos in
newspapers and magazine. It's so good to have hands on involvement in my
work. I love being my own boss."

Background Information

Coming from a North London background, Aisleyne's early life was one of
extremes - from the glamour of mixing with the pop icons of the day, to the
despair of living in a hostel. She saw at close quarters the gun culture,
which has grown to dominate parts of some inner cities.

After working as a model and promotions girl, Aisleyne entered the 2006 Big
Brother House. Going through an emotional journey during the series,
Aisleyne finished third and top female to popular acclaim.

Since Big Brother, Aisleyne has rarely been out of the public eye, and the
subject of much press attention. She frequently features in cover articles
within mass circulation magazines. She models for both women's lifestyle
publications and lads mags, writes her own regular advice column in More
Magazine and had her 2007 Big Brother column in showbiz magazine Reveal.
Aisleyne is currently discussing a role in a major new movie, due to start
filming at the beginning of 2008. She continues to make frequent personal
appearance at clubs and ribbon cutting events, and has also hosted her own
show on the urban station Invincible Radio.


Heat World (http://www.heatworld.com/Article.aspx?articleid=2203&channel=Big%20Brother&title=Is+this+the+most+deluded+e-mail+EVER%3f)

farhad
08-09-2007, 01:53 PM
Originally posted by Arneldo

There was a collective gasp in the heat office when the most amazingly deluded email we’ve ever read pinged into our inboxes this morning. Entitled "Aisleyne takes control", the mailout documents the incredible "career" of former Big Brother star Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, and her plans for the future. Apparently over the past year Aisleyne has become a "successful model, magazine columnist, agony aunt, TV personality, DJ and radio presenter" and is currently dating "an award winning US star". Riiiiiight. Among other incredible achievements listed are the fact that "she's additionally found time to enter the Guinness World of Records 2007 with Most Hugs in One Hour" (woo!) and the former promotions girl also states that since launching her management company Aisleyne Ltd, she’s "so much happier being in control of [my] images and brand.” *Falls to floor clutching sides laughing whilst silmultaneously being sick*

Read the full, unedited email below!


Aisleyne takes control

In the twelve months since leaving the Big Brother 7 House as top female,
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace has barely had time to pause for breathe. Rarely out
of the public eye, no week has passed without Aisleyne appearing in
newspapers and magazines. In the space of a year, she has established
herself as a successful model, magazine columnist, agony aunt, TV
personality, DJ and radio presenter.

Aisleyne has also been helping to raise funds in her role as patron of the
charity Brain Tumour UK, supporting research into an illness, which hold
personal significance for her. She's additionally found time to enter the
Guinness World of Records 2007 with Most Hugs in One Hour, while in her
personal life she's happily dating an award winning US star.

Aisleyne is currently in talks for a role in a major new movie, which will
begin filming in early 2008.

In July, Aisleyne took another major step forward with the announcement that
Aisleyne Ltd has become her exclusive management company, with co-director,
Richard Skeels mentoring and guiding her career. Through her management
company, Aisleyne will now take control and ownership of the Aisleyne Brand,
including all studio and location photo shoots, merchandising and her online
presence.

Aisleyne will continue to be represented by Andrew Lownie, her literary
agent, ASM Damage for all personal appearances and Republic Media Represents
for all her press.

"I am so much happier being in control of my images and brand. I feel
empowered and now get even more excited whenever I see my photos in
newspapers and magazine. It's so good to have hands on involvement in my
work. I love being my own boss."

Background Information

Coming from a North London background, Aisleyne's early life was one of
extremes - from the glamour of mixing with the pop icons of the day, to the
despair of living in a hostel. She saw at close quarters the gun culture,
which has grown to dominate parts of some inner cities.

After working as a model and promotions girl, Aisleyne entered the 2006 Big
Brother House. Going through an emotional journey during the series,
Aisleyne finished third and top female to popular acclaim.

Since Big Brother, Aisleyne has rarely been out of the public eye, and the
subject of much press attention. She frequently features in cover articles
within mass circulation magazines. She models for both women's lifestyle
publications and lads mags, writes her own regular advice column in More
Magazine and had her 2007 Big Brother column in showbiz magazine Reveal.
Aisleyne is currently discussing a role in a major new movie, due to start
filming at the beginning of 2008. She continues to make frequent personal
appearance at clubs and ribbon cutting events, and has also hosted her own
show on the urban station Invincible Radio.


Heat World (http://www.heatworld.com/Article.aspx?articleid=2203&channel=Big%20Brother&title=Is+this+the+most+deluded+e-mail+EVER%3f)

Thanks but it has been posted yestoday.

boldjohn
08-09-2007, 07:44 PM
So it would appear that Aisleyne does not meet the lofty standards set by Heat. They would not know a popular celeb if they jumped up and bit them on the bum. Ash has been the only BB7 housemate on the Celebdaq listings for ages. That is proof of their ignorance. Unknown to those at Heat, Aisleyne has a loyal band of fans love her and want to see more of her. We will never desert her. Those of you who don't like her, you are better than those morons at Heat. At least you know of our existence.