"The Limerick Game"

[Ruth*Star]

"The Limerick Game"
Instructions-
limerick, and each member adds a line

like this:

"There is a thing called Big Brother"

next member

"And like it there is no other"

next member

"It really is great"

next member

"but sometimes I hate"

next member

"How Carole did act like their mother"
^That was the Example.....

[stacey]

there was a man named nick

[Sam]

who had a very large... pritt stick

[Mrluvaluva]

:nono:

Some people did mock

[Sam]

About the size of his..

(Oh cmon What Did you expect seriously?)

.. rock

[Mrluvaluva]

Ha Ha! That is why I did it!

there was a man named nick
who had a very large... pritt stick
Some people did mock
About the size of his..rock
And he used it, so his envelopes, he did not lick.

:bigsmile:

NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sam]

There was a young girl called Annie

[TopzTom]

Who often visited her grannie...

[Mrluvaluva]

Whos kitchen was sparse

[Sam]

She was top of her class

[Mrluvaluva]

And her Grandma was called Fanny

:laugh2:


NEXT!!!!!

[MarkWaldorf]

who was a pre-op ******.

[Mrluvaluva]

Lol. We have finished that one! Start a new one Mark.

[MarkWaldorf]

Oh my god. Lmao. :sad:

There was a member named Sam. :thumbs2:

[CassetteFinger]

Who felt very much like a man

[Mrluvaluva]

One day on the street

[MarkWaldorf]

he had the misfortune to meet

[Callum]

someone with dancing feet

[Sam]

Originally posted by Callum
someone with dancing feet

The last line has to rhyme with the first lol.

[Sam]

There was a member named Sam.
Who felt very much like a man
One day on the street
he had the misfortune to meet ..

[Mrluvaluva]

The BB8 contestant Shabnam!

lol

NEXT!!!!!!

[Sam]

There was a TiBB member called Mark

[KKBL]

who took a walk in the park

[Shaun]

He fell down a well,

[Sam]

And gave Lauren a yell

[Mrluvaluva]

And his dog rescued him cause of it's bark.



NEXT!!!!!!!

[Sam]

There was a man called Mrluvaluva

[Shaun]

Who was found in bed with his mother

[LMAO, no offence Baz :laugh2:]

[Sam]

His father was shocked

[KKBL]

to find out his wife had a cock

[Shaun]

And so he ran off with his brother. :cheer2:

[KKBL]

but realised his brother was actualy his mother!!

[Sam]

There was A housemate called Laura,

[Shaun]

Who enjoyed eating whole tubs of Flora.

[KKBL]

but it was then discoverd

[Sam]

The Truth was uncovered..

[Shaun]

that she was in fact Derek Acorah.

[Sam]

Ha good one :hugesmile:

[:)tom:)]

there once was a hm named gerry

[Vine6]

Originally posted by bugsy2301
that she was in fact Derek Acorah.
Ohhh i hate him! :mad:

okay

''who was a greek sex machine'' lol

[Benji]

He looked in between

(Im really pants at these! - i dont know what im doing! - lol)

[Mrluvaluva]

of the shrubs that were green

[Callum]

leaving his feelings a merry!

[Sam]

Ok NEXT

There was a lady called Vanessa

[Jackie]

Who always sat on her dresser

[Sam]

She would brush her fine hair

[Sunny_01]

and looked a lot like Vanessa (feltz)

[Mrluvaluva]

There once was a woman from Crewe

[Jackie]

She got her head stuck down the loo

[Benji]

saw a big log

[Jackie]

And said oh my god

[Benji]

and had a big poo on the loo

(i think that right - lol)

[Sam]

NEXT

There was a member called Ben

[Benji]

who Looked rather like a big hen

[Sam]

So he looked like a chicken

[Benji]

and said he was flickin'

[Psylocke]

That youd stick your dick in

[Benji]

Originally posted by Psylocke
That youd stick your dick in

Huh? your line is suppose to be the last line of the limerick - lol -

It ahs so rhyme with the Last word of the first line

For example;

There once ws a member called ben......
.................................................. hen
.................................................. Chicken
.................................................. .Flickin'
.................................................. .(___)Something tht ryhmes with ben

[Mrluvaluva]

The ink from the tube in his pen.


NEXT!!!!!

[Noel]

I once had a dog called Spot...

[Callum]

Who liked to do a trot

[Noel]

He ate loadz of pickles..

[Mrluvaluva]

And loved to get tickles

[Sunny_01]

for those pesky animal rights pickets