sexually frustrated

[LargeAndInCharge]

is any one on here sexually frustrated?

[Benji]

what do you mean...Elaborate

[Retroman]

All the time...
It's been a while since ive been round a girls house or vice versa and had some good honest fun =]

Granted, ive done "a few things" whilst im out, but nothing that's enough to cure my sexual frustration.

[Mrluvaluva]

lol. No. Are you? haha

[supernoodles!]

I have to say,im not lol

[LargeAndInCharge]

sorry benj

to all the younger memebers to this forum sexually frustarted is basically when u are sexually frustrated

like how liam was feelin in the hows

[Benji]

Originally posted by LCplSiRuss
sorry benj

to all the younger memebers to this forum sexually frustarted is basically when u are sexually frustrated

like how liam was feelin in the hows

How old are you?

[Benji]

i found that so patronising

[supernoodles!]

lol 'sexually frustrated is basically when u are sexually frustrated'
ha ha great description
im sorry for the sarcasm,couldnt help myself lol:wink:
forgive me?

[Bells]

LOL... oh yeah, very.

[Chrizzle]

Lmfao omg quote of the year

'sexually frustrated is when you are sexually frustrated'

*slowly claps*

[LargeAndInCharge]

17

iam

sorry if u found it patronising didnt mean it

[Benji]

im 16 -

[Retroman]

ha...
ahaha...
ahahahahaha
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry, but his explanation was just plain funny...
*continues laughing*

[Benji]

ive never used the expression sexually frustrated before,

[Bells]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Lmfao omg quote of the year

'sexually frustrated is when you are sexually frustrated'

*slowly claps*

Hahaha... :laugh:

[LargeAndInCharge]

well thats what it means

soz benji

[Ruth*Star]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Lmfao omg quote of the year

'sexually frustrated is when you are sexually frustrated'

*slowly claps*
Lmao It has to be Quote of the year, its so funny.

[Retroman]

Sexually frustrated is when you either have a high sex drive, or haven't had sex in a long time, or both...
Which results in you frequently having the urge for sexual relations!

I think that's a slightly improved analogy.
Although im sure we all knew what it meant.

Perhaps LCplSiRuss is asking because he would like to make one of us an offer?
Lol

[Mrluvaluva]

Sexually frustrated translates as "gagging for it". :tongue:

[Benji]

Originally posted by LCplSiRuss
well thats what it means

soz benji


so what does it mean? - lol

All i do is pull down ma pants and shuv it in


ok, a little to much infomation

[LargeAndInCharge]

thats a better explanation retroman

and no aim not askin sumone i dnt no for a bit of sexually pleasure m9 lol

gd try

[LargeAndInCharge]

shuv it in lol

bless ya m8

[Sam!]

lol Benji is only a year younger than u

[Retroman]

You don't necessarily have to shove it in...
They could perhaps back up, and it'd go in automatically.
Or you could slide it in.
Or ram it in.
Or dive in.
Or swirl it in!

Lol...hmm, I should have stopped typing several sentences ago possibly.

[CassetteFinger]

If your that frustrated have a wank.

[LargeAndInCharge]

yer i no. people are different!

this is a funny thread though, i thought i wouldnt go down so well

but hey!

[Benji]

lol -

[Retroman]

Originally posted by Rice_Square
If your that frustrated have a ***k.

I would...
But your avatar has put me off the idea slightly.

[Benji]

lol - are you alone? - the knock yourself out

[CassetteFinger]

LMAO grace jones she is beautiful

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Rice_Square
LMAO grace jones she is beautiful

I have that "Slave to the rhythm" album. This thread actually reminded me of one of her songs. "Pull up to the bumper". :joker:

[CassetteFinger]

LMAO haha.

[Benji]

lol

[Benji]

would anyone run naked though the city centre?

[Retroman]

Originally posted by Benji
would anyone run naked though the city centre?

Been there
Done that
Someone insisted that I wear the tshirt

[Benji]

lol - makes 2 of us - but only becuase my blood had turned to pure alchohol

[CassetteFinger]

nope i have a **** body.

[Benji]

im quite fit actually, i do alot of footy and rugby, i dint mind - lol - well i was blind drunk

[LargeAndInCharge]

benji you k now m8

i didnt mean to patronise u if i did

[Benji]

its ok - i dont mind

[LargeAndInCharge]

gdgd long as we have got that sorted

[Captain.Remy]

I'm not, my girlfriend and I are ok actually, I don't have any problem. I had my first experience at 14 y-o, I'm 17 now and I enjoy it more than ever and with a girl that I ihugely love for a year now.

[Benji]

yeah its fine

[LargeAndInCharge]

all right for sum sunshine

[Ann]

im not either :wavey::wink:

[LargeAndInCharge]

no cuz ur 44 with a husband love lol

[Benji]

Ooommm, what a bitch

[LargeAndInCharge]

lol she no's iam me well not to take offence dont u love

[Princess]

If my dreams are anything to go by I'd say yes...

[Ann]

Originally posted by LCplSiRuss
no cuz ur 44 with a husband love lol LMAO I liked that idea thanks :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

[Benji]

lol - and what do u dream about?

[Retroman]

Originally posted by sunshine30
I'm not, my girlfriend and I are ok actually, I don't have any problem. I had my first experience at 14 y-o, I'm 17 now and I enjoy it more than ever and with a girl that I ihugely love for a year now.

Lol I didn't realise we were discussing our entire sex lives and loss of virginity age...

But it's nice to know your love life is good.

I had a three year relationship from 15-18 so serious girlfriends are off my agenda for the time being...
So casual sex seems to be my only option.

Which is something I told myself id never do, but when you're faced with a good looking girl and the opportunity for sex, especially when under alcoholic influence, sometimes it's hard to say no >_<

[LargeAndInCharge]

oooh sum one has a dirty mind a night times lol

[Princess]

Originally posted by Benji
lol - and what do u dream about?

Have an educated guess :tongue:

[Benji]

tell me about it - lol

[LargeAndInCharge]

i think her dreams are about the bloke of her dreams and her havin it off

[Benji]

Ooooo, its getting very hot and sweaty in here atm

[Princess]

Hah no its been more than one bloke,*counts* 5 or is it 6 damn I forget,some more than once though. Oh it was 6! One was a randomer.

[LargeAndInCharge]

"its gettin hot in here, i want to take your........"

ok lets stop the shall we lol

[Benji]

It was me wasnt it. Go on admit it.

[supernoodles!]

Im not sexually frustrated but i cant watch hollyoaks before going to bed:lovedup:

[LargeAndInCharge]

makin a bit of a name for ur self in those dreams princess lol

[Benji]

lol

[Princess]

Originally posted by Benji
It was me wasnt it. Go on admit it.

The randomer? No idea who he was! Hence random :tongue:

[Benji]

lol my bad :P

[LargeAndInCharge]

it was me realy werent it lol

[Retroman]

Originally posted by Princess
Originally posted by Benji
It was me wasnt it. Go on admit it.

The randomer? No idea who he was! Hence random :tongue:

So then it could quite possibly be Benji?
^_^

[Benji]

Yes it was me. :P

[LargeAndInCharge]

could be any of us..................

[Benji]

lol - i think it was me though :P

[Captain.Remy]

Message original : Retroman
Originally posted by sunshine30
I'm not, my girlfriend and I are ok actually, I don't have any problem. I had my first experience at 14 y-o, I'm 17 now and I enjoy it more than ever and with a girl that I ihugely love for a year now.

Lol I didn't realise we were discussing our entire sex lives and loss of virginity age...

But it's nice to know your love life is good.

I had a three year relationship from 15-18 so serious girlfriends are off my agenda for the time being...
So casual sex seems to be my only option.

Which is something I told myself id never do, but when you're faced with a good looking girl and the opportunity for sex, especially when under alcoholic influence, sometimes it's hard to say no >_<

We talk about being sexually frustrated so I talk about this lol and I did say I'm not.

[LargeAndInCharge]

i think it could be benji

she gone all quite m8!

whay benji pulled on the net!!!

lol

[CassetteFinger]

This thread is loling.

[Benji]

Wahey! - get in there for me!!!!

right, we do i shuv it in?

[Princess]

It was none of you! He was like 25 I thinks and none are you are that now are you :tongue: I'm leaving this thread now :laugh:

[LargeAndInCharge]

erm there is 2 places benji

gd luck

[Benji]

lol - Awwwwww

[Chrizzle]

I know who Laura had dream sex with.. dont I Laura :laugh:

[LargeAndInCharge]

how the hell does she no he was like 25 lol

go benji go go!!

[Benji]

tell us

[Ann]

i think that benji and lclsiruss are teasing us women and they need sorting out :wink::wink:

[Princess]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
I know who Laura had dream sex with.. dont I Laura :laugh:

I knew you would come in here! Shush :tongue:

And for you peoples he is not talking about the randomer....

Oh jebus I should never have come in here.

[Benji]

i am a tease, :P *Sticks tongue out*

[Captain.Remy]

I can"t belive we talk about this, most of the members here are virgins.

[Bells]

Dear me twin. Seriously. (But Chris, I know too :wink:)

[LargeAndInCharge]

oh i say Ann

me and benji can take you all on1

cant we benji!

[Princess]

Originally posted by sunshine30
I can"t belive we talk about this, most of the members here are virgins.

Hah,being a virgin has nothing to do with being sexually frustrated! That I know!

[Benji]

Yeah, A big groupie all in one sesh

[Princess]

Originally posted by Ash
Dear me twin. Seriously. (But Chris, I know too :wink:)

Ahhhhhhhhhhh. *runs away*

[Bells]

No, because you could just have a high sex drive regardless.

EDIT: LMAO...

[CassetteFinger]

im lost with you lot im reading your posts but noting is making sense.

[Captain.Remy]

Message original : Princess
Originally posted by sunshine30
I can"t belive we talk about this, most of the members here are virgins.

Hah,being a virgin has nothing to do with being sexually frustrated! That I know!

I know I know but some people can be quite shocked by reading this.
But well, that's quite funny to see how TIBB are sexually frustrated lol

[Benji]

lol

[Captain.Remy]

Message original : Rice_Square
Im lost with you lot Im reading your posts but noting is making sense.

Same here lol :hugesmile:

[Benji]

we know what were talkin about! - lol :P

[Chrizzle]

All Im saying is Laura had dream sex with someone whos name starts with Chr and ends with izzle. pmsl

[Benji]

Oooooooooooooooooo

[LargeAndInCharge]

no not a big groupie thats disgustin

stop at 3 somes

safer

[Captain.Remy]

Message original : Benji
we know what were talkin about! - lol :P

You started the topic about asking who's sexually frustrated and now it's about sexual dreams and stuff...

[Princess]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
All Im saying is Laura had dream sex with someone whos name starts with Chr and ends with izzle. pmsl


CHRIS!*kicks*

[Bells]

PMSL... :laugh::laugh:

[CassetteFinger]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
All Im saying is Laura had dream sex with someone whos name starts with Chr and ends with izzle. pmsl

lol.

[Ann]

Originally posted by LCplSiRuss
oh i say Ann

me and benji can take you all on1

cant we benji! hmmm and dont i know it too:laugh::laugh:

[supernoodles!]

princess are you called laura?

[LargeAndInCharge]

no i started it

[Benji]

Originally posted by sunshine30
Message original : Benji
we know what were talkin about! - lol :P

You started the topic about asking who's sexually frustrated and now it's about sexual dreams and stuff...

dont shoot the messenger, i didnt start of the topic!

[Princess]

Originally posted by supernoodles!
princess are you called laura?

Yep!

[Ann]

now youve seen the other side of Ann :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[LargeAndInCharge]

laura and chrizzle sittin up a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

[Chrizzle]

Originally posted by LCplSiRuss
laura and chrizzle sittin up a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

We were doing a lot more than k-i-s-s-i-n-g lin her dream lmfao

Ill leave now

[Benji]

i think its wise!

[LargeAndInCharge]

oh ryt

well

tehn they go a bit further S-E-X

[Captain.Remy]

Message original : Benji
Originally posted by sunshine30
Message original : Benji
we know what were talkin about! - lol :P

You started the topic about asking who's sexually frustrated and now it's about sexual dreams and stuff...

dont shoot the messenger, i didnt start of the topic!

When I said "You" it's for everyone who's talking here.

[Benji]

ok, but how am i suppose to know that when u quoted me!!!!

[LargeAndInCharge]

benji is a legend! la la la

[Benji]

thankyou very much *in an elvis voice*

[Retroman]

It just goes to show how much sex is on some people's minds...
And what it does to them.

It causes them to go completely off topic and discuss all things sex related and talk about how they've slept with fellow TiBB members etc lol.

I think perhaps you're all a little more sexually frustrated than you care to admit.

[Captain.Remy]

Message original : Retroman
It just goes to show how much sex is on some people's minds...
And what it does to them.

It causes them to go completely off topic and discuss all things sex related and talk about how they've slept with fellow TiBB members etc lol.

I think perhaps you're all a little more sexually frustrated than you care to admit.

Yes I agree, they make their own stories, it's quite funny to read but quite weird too lol
I can't belive some members dreamt to have sex with an other member.

[Benji]

woo mee, or everyone in general this time? - lol

[LargeAndInCharge]

LMFAO! Retroman

lovin u there m8 with the comment!

i can clearly say that i have not slept with any fellow members! lol

[Captain.Remy]

Message original : Benji
woo mee, or everyone in general this time? - lol

I'm not targetting you relaaaax max it's cool lol

[Benji]

me neither.....:blush2:

on jk i havnt realli

[CassetteFinger]

I dont understand hoiw you can sleep with other memebers when you dont know what half of them look like :S

[Captain.Remy]

For every virgin people here, when you will get your first time you won't think about sex all the day and making threads about that. Dreaming is a waste of time in that case lol

[Benji]

right im going now!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will on later when The Apprentice is on. (7pm)

[LargeAndInCharge]

very true rice square

[Chrizzle]

Originally posted by Rice_Square
I dont understand hoiw you can sleep with other memebers when you dont know what half of them look like :S

Me and Laura have known eachother for over a year, trust me weve seen eachother:laugh:

[Bells]

Friends I've made on here are very aware of what I look like and vice versa.

[LargeAndInCharge]

yer alright chrizzle thats enough lol

[Chrizzle]

Originally posted by LCplSiRuss
yer alright chrizzle thats enough lol

I didnt mean like that:rolleyes:

[CassetteFinger]

iv never seen a thread move so fast.

[Ann]

LMAO nor have i to be honest rice-square :elephant:

[LargeAndInCharge]

i no chrizzle jkin

[Benji]

its good init,

[LargeAndInCharge]

i havent had it since the night of me birthday!

[jusojo]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Sexually frustrated translates as "gagging for it". :tongue:
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
Do think that yours is the best explanation!:laugh:

[Jackie]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Originally posted by Rice_Square
I dont understand hoiw you can sleep with other memebers when you dont know what half of them look like :S

Me and Laura have known eachother for over a year, trust me weve seen eachother:laugh:


A tibb wedding!!

[Ann]

Originally posted by jackie46
Originally posted by Chrizzle
Originally posted by Rice_Square
I dont understand hoiw you can sleep with other memebers when you dont know what half of them look like :S

Me and Laura have known eachother for over a year, trust me weve seen eachother:laugh:


A tibb wedding!! aww yes Jackie that would be sweet wouldnt it a TIBB wedding ooh lovely :hug::hug:

[Retroman]

A word of warning to all people who claim to fancy eachother but haven't met yet...

Some people really have got the "angles" as people call it.
And only upload good pictures of themselves, or go on slightly blurred webcams and place the webcam where it shows them at their best.

So be careful, some people aren't quite what they seem in real life.
A lesson I had to learn the hard way!

[Dan_]

Originally posted by jackie46
Originally posted by Chrizzle
Originally posted by Rice_Square
I dont understand hoiw you can sleep with other memebers when you dont know what half of them look like :S

Me and Laura have known eachother for over a year, trust me weve seen eachother:laugh:


A tibb wedding!!

We had a fake one on here that ended in drama :laugh:

[Sophii3x]

Right now, yes :tongue: Although I'll probs be getting some soon :whistle:

[Princess]

Originally posted by Retroman
A word of warning to all people who claim to fancy eachother but haven't met yet...

Some people really have got the "angles" as people call it.
And only upload good pictures of themselves, or go on slightly blurred webcams and place the webcam where it shows them at their best.

So be careful, some people aren't quite what they seem in real life.
A lesson I had to learn the hard way!

LMFAO. Did I say I fancied Chris??? No jebus I just had dream sex with him :laugh: And anyhoo I've seen him clearly on cam about a gazillion times. Hah who wants to reopen the Chlaura thread :tongue:

[Princess]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Right now, yes :tonuge:



OMFG SOPHIE

[Emilee]

Hahaha. I like this topic. it's funny...

do you really want me to answer this??

[Bells]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Right now, yes :tongue: Although I'll probs be getting some soon :whistle:

Sophie!

[Captain.Remy]

This thread shows how I love TIBB, it's so much things going on there with the entire TIBB Family, old members making fun....bring back all good times !

[Emilee]

Hahaha Sophie!

[BB-Rocks]

Lol funny thread. Hi Ash and Sohpie, I havn't spoke to you in ages!

[Bells]

Davieee!! xxx

Sorry, David. :bigsmile:

[Sophii3x]

Davie!:hug: x

Don't be so suprised Ash..

[stacey]

haha this threads funny and soph i can't belive you said that lmao and everyone i know some of who lauras dreamt of having sex with whoever wants to know its a quid for each person i tell :thumbs:

[Princess]

Stacey! Trying to make money off me! Cheek monkey :tongue:

If anyone actually cares I've dream-done the following

Mark Owen(twice),Chris,Zac Efron,John Paul Hollyoaks(twice),Russ Hollyoaks,Randomer.

There!

[Sophii3x]

:shocked:You didn't tell me about Russ or the randomer.. are they recent?

[Princess]

Yeah they're pretty recent Soph,think while you were away.

[Sophii3x]

Haha, wow.. Who was the best? :tongue: *expects for her to answer Markie*

[Princess]

Well I liked Zac cos it was at a beach house :laugh: But yeah probaly Mark!

[Sam]

Originally posted by Retroman
A word of warning to all people who claim to fancy eachother but haven't met yet...

Some people really have got the "angles" as people call it.
And only upload good pictures of themselves, or go on slightly blurred webcams and place the webcam where it shows them at their best.

So be careful, some people aren't quite what they seem in real life.
A lesson I had to learn the hard way!


I couldn't agree with that more! Pictures make me look so much better than I am. It is all about angles! :tongue:

[Bells]

I'm not really surprised Soph, I'm just being silly as usual. :bigsmile:

And Laura - I know what you mean about dream-doing - I think it's possible because I might have had a dream or two like that. But they're confusing. And have been randomers.

EDIT: Not quite like you - doing all the celebs you fancy etc. - that's probably better. :hugesmile:

[Sophii3x]

Your not silly Ash, I just don't think anyone has filled you in :tongue:
and OMG! Am I like the only one ever who has never had sex with anyone in my dreams?! :bawling:

[Retroman]

Some of you dream sex random people?

As in what, random people you've seen/met?
Or your dream just invents a random person you've never seen before?

I remember having a dream where I was ice skating down my street...
I ice skated into the shop, then back out again, and down a hill.

A really good looking red head girl with "nice assets" was somehow skating up the hill, we ended up bumping right into eachother and somehow had sex within two seconds >_<

[Bells]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Your not silly Ash, I just don't think anyone has filled you in :tongue:
and OMG! Am I like the only one ever who has never had sex with anyone in my dreams?! :bawling:

How rude. Don't get me into any awkward conversations... even though we know all abvout your love life. :wink:

Retroman - from what I remember, mine are just random. Like your redhead girl dream I guess, except I don't know how you all remember most of it.

[MarkWaldorf]

You dirty girls. :nono: LOL

[Bells]

Ahhhh Mark *runs*

[MarkWaldorf]

Never have I seen such tom foolery.

[Shaun]

*mutters*

Pure unadulterated filth! *hits report button*

Haha, only joking :wink:

[gracie24]

Ash I'm so having words with you tomorrow :P

The only sex dream I can remember was with Robbie Williams, and I had to fake it all.
Pffffft *shakes head*

[LargeAndInCharge]

can eveyone remeber this lol

[Princess]

Hah my dirty dreams! I've been having more of those lately. Oooh actually I had a lovely clean one the other day where Mark took me to the Four Seasons and he was smoking and I was just like 'Stop smoking!!!!!!!' He looked gorgeous :lovedup:

[supernoodles!]

ive never had dream sex its so unfair!

[Shaun]

Same supernoodles. I have once or twice, but I usually dream random sequences where I'm doing boring, normal things :sad: lol.

[Princess]

Well I've never had real sex, I must be making up for it in my sleep :laugh:

[supernoodles!]

i will have to focus hard tonight ha ha

[Magic]

< ewww haha.

And just thought this should be my last bump of the day.
Conor :whistle::whistle:

[LargeAndInCharge]

thik ths was prob y best ever topic to be honest

most popular, and very funny topic

[Captain.Remy]

Wow such a weird and old topic. Where the heel is Retroman ? He was such a great poster.

Anyway, looking back to my posts in this thread I realized how much I was happy with my girlfriend, it brings a bit of nostalgia because we broke up...but I am not sexually frustrated ! I mean, I have a few girl friends whom I could feel better with.

[Magic]

Originally posted by Captain.Remy
Wow such a weird and old topic. Where the heel is Retroman ? He was such a great poster.

Anyway, looking back to my posts in this thread I realized how much I was happy with my girlfriend, it brings a bit of nostalgia because we broke up...but I am not sexually frustrated ! I mean, I have a few girl friends whom I could feel better with.

Sure your not remy...we have all heard about you webcam antics with Conor :joker:

Retroman was really good, he just kind of vanished. I know, its weird looking back at all the old topics I have bumped.

[LargeAndInCharge]

and benjamin never came back

[Magic]

Originally posted by Ann
i think that benji and lclsiruss are teasing us women and they need sorting out :wink::wink:

Oh kinky Ann.
:lovedup:

[MarkWaldorf]

I miss the nights of me, Stace, Chris, Soph, Laura and Ash *sniff*

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by supernoodles!
Im not sexually frustrated but i cant watch hollyoaks before going to bed:lovedup:

I actually said this?lmao


thats so not something I would ever say,or think for that matter:shocked:

[Tom]

Originally posted by supernoodles!
ive never had dream sex its so unfair!

Almost a year on, have you had one yet? :laugh2:

I find the opening post quite creepy though ... :whistle:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Magic
Originally posted by Ann
i think that benji and lclsiruss are teasing us women and they need sorting out :wink::wink:

Oh kinky Ann.
:lovedup:

How did I just spot this? LOL