Create a Story

[Skip]

Heres another game you might like to try ! It works like Interactive story and Word association, but you must create the next sentence. So think of it as sentence association.

It can go where ever your imagination wants it to as long as your sentence relates to the last.

Okay, I'll start !!! :dance:


It was a beautiful day, the sun was shining and there was just a little breeze on the lake.

[Mervi]

Yet he felt uneasy somehow.

:spin2:

[LEE]

He'd been looking forward to this day for some time now and he didn't want anything to go wrong.

[Di2001]

He looked about him when his eyes caught sight of his most treasured possession.

[BusyBee]

His motor controlled boat was making its way across the lake to the other side.

[bananarama]

Soon he would come face to face with his dream...

[Sticks]

Then his boat he would have been on if he had not been delayed a day in London on unexpected business, his boat he told his wife to take out for a ride, erupted into a gigantic fireball on the lake.

[Skip]

No-one could survive a blast like that......he laughed.

[Boris]

BUT......out of the smoke and ashes rose a ghostly spectre looking straight at him.

[Sticks]

"Earnest Blowfelt, we meet again"

[BusyBee]

Yet again you have failed in your mission to destroy me to clear your way to success in the pop charts.

[Sticks]

At this point the haddock popped out of the water and started yelling "There are road works causing long tailbacks on the M4 this morning", where upon he awoke alone in his humdrum flat on the council estate to the blast of his alarm clock radio.

[Skip]

Just five more minutes, he thought as he pressed the snooze button.

[BigSister]

After 5 minutes he woke back up to the blare of the radio

[LEE]

He struggled to remember his dream, the strange images already disappearing into the fog of his nocturnal memories, he gave a big sigh and got out of bed to face the day.

[bananarama]

As he strode across the bedroom he tripped over the cat and fell against the portable TV set which tumbled to the floor and caught fire......

[Sticks]

He then woke up again after dreaming that he had just got up, "I hate it when that happens"

[bananarama]

He got up and remembering his dream he looked around for the cat which was no where in sight. Then as he walked across the bedroom floor he could see the shadow of a figure passing across his bedroom door. Then the cat screamed and the dog barked. Which startled him so much that he tripped over the mat and and knocked the portable TV over causing it to catch fire.....:laugh:

[BusyBee]

I hate to interrupt the muse Banarama, but its only supposed to be one sentence at a time :thumbs::thumbs:

His wife rushed past him brandishing the fire extinguisher and yelling - "I cant leave you alone for five minutes, you 're worse than any of the children" as she too fell over the cat squirting foam over the ........

[kaphc]

..... fish tank in the corner of the room.

[Sticks]

As Jim successfully smothered the small fire out with a heavy coat he retorted "and you don't use foam on electrical fires" good job the fish tank is empty" he added.

[kaphc]

The cat. meanwhile, was sat licking up the foam all over the room when suddenly it jumped 3 feet in the air because ....

[Stu xxx]

it had forgot to take of it's new supersonic cat jumping boots (avalible at all good pet shops)

[Romantic Old Bird]

AND IT HAD TRANSMOGRIPHIED INTO A BEAUTEOUS MYTHICAL BEAST, WITH COLOURS SO FABULOUS THAT ONE'S EYES HURT TO LOOK UPON IT.

[Skip]

With colours so unimaginable and so illuminous that ones brain and mind could not comprehend or understand, and madness soon reigned.

[Romantic Old Bird]

SO FOR A YEAR AND A DAY, EVERYONE IN THE LAND FELL INTO A DEEP, DEEP SLEEP UNTIL THAT MOMENTOUS DAY WHEN THE UGWORT FINALLY ARRIVED.

[BusyBee]

It was 5 November and fireworks lit up the evening sky causing flashes of light to fall on the sleeping population below who stirred as the sound of the explosions became louder and louder.

[Stu xxx]

sorry just me - sometimes get a bit gassy said jim

[Sticks]

Then the haddock reappeared and yelled, "Wake up you lazy s*d - you are one heavy sleeper", at this Jim woke up groggily to the shaking of his flat mate, he was going to be late for lectures again at uni :blush:

[BusyBee]

He turned over and pressed the button on the headboard instantly setting the time machine into motion and sending him back in time to ..........

[Skip]

....a place that had long been in his memory, a place where he was King.

[kaphc]

He watched as the two armour-clad men faced one another, mounted on their jet-black horses.

[bananarama]

Hearing a noise behind him he turned round and too his horror he saw three fire bellowing dragons charging towards him

[BusyBee]

Just at the moment the dragons espied him and flames starting coming from their mouths from the sky suddenly appeared the slight figure of Harry Potter on his Nimbus 2000 broomstick flying towards the dragons.

[Sticks]

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And then the Haddock yelled "Oi don't go to sleep again, maybe this will wake you up", then he awoke with the contents of his flatmates glass of cold water on his head and only 15 minutes to ride down to uni where they were to present their media studies project for the finals.

[Skip]

And what a presentation this was going to be, he chuckled wryly to himself........... a presentation they would never ever forget !

[Romantic Old Bird]

'yOU DO KNOW THAT THE SYMPTOMS YOU ARE EXHIBITING ARE CLASSIC AND UTTERLY TYPICAL MANIFESTATIONS OF STRESS' his room mate declared: but HE knew better, this was the dream, and reality was back, back in the long away land, back where the UGWORT held the wakened natives as helpless slaves; no matter how opressed they were, it was still his home and somehow, someway, he WOULD return, he would hold Griselda in his arms again, and they would snuggle up in their little wooden bed in the hay-loft and look up at the stars together!:love:

[BusyBee]

You have no soul he told his room-mate, to make the most of this life a little imagination must fall into it and without imagination the world would stand still and my presentation which is based on the flights of fancy that my dreams lead me to would be a figment of my imagination and I would fail my course.

[Romantic Old Bird]

"Or, you could just stop eating cheddar before you go to bed", suggested his room-mate, ruefully examining the empty fridge, "it looks like macaroni cheese is off the menu for tonight then - how about bran flakes and custard?"

[kaphc]

Jim fainted as the stench from the fridge hit him!

[Skip]

The Stench hit him again and again, and now released from its prison, The Stench was ready again to take on the world !!!!

[BusyBee]

But life as he knew it would soon be returning to normal as the stench would soon disappear thanks to the imminent appearance of SUPERMOM who at the merest hint of a smelly fridge would go into her broom cupboard, and be transformed into her alta ego and fly off to rid the world of those 'things' that lurk in uncleaned fridges.

[Sticks]

In other words, Jim's flatmate switched on the new essence of nature air freshener plugin from Glade

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the smell was wiped out and all was right in the world as they both left to get to their media studies finals at uni

[BusyBee]

Which had been supplied by SUPERMOM on her last visit to the flat.

[Sticks]

And is now available at leading supermarkets from today :thumbs:

[kaphc]

For the special price of one English pound and ninety nine English pence, unless.....

[Sticks]

you take advantage of Boots 3 for 2 offers (http://www.boots.com/shop/category_new_template.jsp?classificationid=1009139 ) from 15th October 2003, to 11th November 2003.:thumbs:

[Skip]

Sitting in his comfy chair in a galaxy far far away, SuperStench looked down upon Earth and wondered, ...how can I meet up with SuperMom.....she looks lovely.....aaaaahhh.

[Kaz]

Suddenly, with a blinding white flash, SuperStench's fairy godmother appeared in front of him and said 'Your wish is my command' . . . . . . and he was instantaneously transported to the lounge of a tiny but spotlessly clean flat in Bristol!

[BusyBee]

SUPERMOM fell back in amazement and said "What is that smell", but remembering her manners (she was a very well brought up Supermom) she said "please forgive me I was not expecting strangers, if I knew you were coming I'd have baked a cake"

[Romantic Old Bird]

'No, indeed madam, it is I who should apologise', said Superstench as he oozed noxiously in her general direction, 'It is unforgiveably rude I know, arriving completely unannounced, and I regret the necessity to do this, but you are single-handedly wrecking my plans to exude my horrendous pong throughout the known universe, and I must render you senseless immediately!'

[BusyBee]

Oh no, you have met your match there is no smell or stench that can beat me I have a spray to eliminate anything, but I have a proposition for you, I'm always looking for new opportunities so perhaps we can work together, you go to visit homes and work your worst - just make sure you drop one of my business cards and I can follow behind doing the cleaning and we can share the profits making a perfect partnership.

[Romantic Old Bird]

Superstench smiled and snorted, emitting enough of his foul breath to flatten a row of winter pansies and a small everdreen tree, "This is a wonderfully EVIL plan, I like it - something will be rotten not only in the state of Denmark, we'll go GLOBAL - but I warn you, I am becoming stronger all the time, one day you will not be able to totally eradicate my work - until then, we will forge an unholy alliance'.

[kaphc]

Supermom laughed! "OK, let's go and find our first victim .... er... customer" she suggested. They headed off in the direction of Windsor.

[Romantic Old Bird]

'My dear, you have quite surpassed yourself' said Superstench to SuperMom: these drains are positively MEDIEVAL, I can lay flat an small community with a nice outbreak of gastroenterits, too, too easy, how absolutely DIVINE, who are the lucky family who live here by the way?':devil:

[BusyBee]

Not quite sure, but there are certainly a lot of glitzy and sparkly things around that I can get my polishing cloth on after you have left that smelly, green slime covering everything - wow what a sum we are going to make here.

[Romantic Old Bird]

'Glitzy and Sparkly, hmm, perhaps if they weren't covered in verdigris already - it's already filthy here, no challenge at all really - who are these admirbly grubby sorts?'

[BusyBee]

Well I did hear something about not washing your dirty linen in public - but they've got lots of houses so you spread the gunge and Supermom will make herself indispensible and we'll soon make sure all their money is redistributed - who wants to be a millionaire we do - gunge as much as you want oh slimey one.

[Romantic Old Bird]

Money - I like money I do - it's filthy, and it's makes people go mad, and when they go mad they let things slide, but, who are all these little people in uniform and aprons, running aroud CLEANING?:shocked:

[Skip]

Are they friends of yours SUPERMOM ?

[BusyBee]

I did hear the chief one had appeared on a TV programe called Big Brother whatever that is and spent her whole time cleaning and sweeping and because she didnt get any tv work she tries to do us out of a job, but the dynamic duo will remove her and send to Orkney to do some visiting.

[Sticks]

At this point the Haddock came in and said "does anyone mind if I have a half day today, I wanted to meet the Sea Bass in town for a game of five card stud"

[Skip]

Supermom and Stench looked at each other puzzled, then Stench finally replied, "Haddock, we need you to take this little cleaning freak to Orkney first, then you can go play with your studs."

[Boris]

However 'playing with studs' was more in the line of JOAN COLLINS than Haddock so he let that one past and went off to watch the rugby.Now those lads not only looked like studs but also had a good selection of them on their boots.

He called to supermom to see what she had to say about Haddock's new activity.

[BusyBee]

Supermom stared at Stench who was jumping up and down and shouting in excitement - those kits, those kits, those beautiful muddy kits oh how clever my brother Ausi Stench is he deserves a medal.

[Romantic Old Bird]

Supermom then espied the glistening muscled bods of the tired but victorious English Rugger Team as they climbed into the communal bath, and shouted to Stench as she threw her own clothes onto the pile, running naked towards the bath, " You are on your own Stench, MOVE OVER BOYS, I'M COMING IN - GERONIMO!"

[BusyBee]

The team could not believe what was happening, there was Supermom with her flannel and rugby ball shaped sponge filling the huge bath with bubble bath and what was going on under the covering of bubbles had to be seen to be believed.

[Sticks]

Then the Sea Bass spoke up and said, "The haddock had to go home as he was not feeling well, so I said I would fill in"


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[Romantic Old Bird]

'Thank goodness for that", said Jonno, "I wondered what the smell was, thought it was one of the full backs - we can't have that, there's a lady present - excuse me Mrs......can I have my loofah back please?"

[BusyBee]

The name's Super, Supermom but you can call me Super and it will give me the greatest pleasure to ensure that everyone of you lads is scrubbed scrupiously clean by the use of this loofah and you Jonny are first on the list - personal service is my speciality.

[Romantic Old Bird]

"I had heard about your 'personal services' before, Supermom, in fact my Father says you were well known in the shipyards back in the 70's as well - you certainly must be a remarkable woman - such drive - such enthusiasm - such determination.......NO, PLEASE - THERE ARE SOME THINGS A MAN MUST LOOFAH ON HIS OWN!!!!!":shocked:

[BusyBee]

Such aspirations - I'll have you know Mr Kick With Both Feet Wilkinson I can offer a long list of recommendations with regard to my 'personal services' and I give seminars on them, please be aware that following my success with certain members of BB2 I was asked to supply one of my assistants to last year's show and I understand she did very well so just grin and bear it young man you KNOW you will like it.

[Romantic Old Bird]

"W--ee----ll, OK, but just be careful where you are putting that sponge, and for God's sake put your clothes back on - grown men are in tears - remember we are all pretty weak from our exhausting exertions in the Antipodes"