The Catering Van

[Sticks]

Ok This is not a night club, a tavern or a cafe


http://www.verrecchia-icecream.com/images/catering%20trailer.jpg

But in light of the current redevelopment going on, finding alternate premises is a problem as the other traders are also scrabbling for what is left.

We can serve tea, coffee, a selection of cold drinks like Pepsi and Diet Pepsi, burgers, hot dogs, bacon, musroom and egg rolls. I wanted to do black pudding, but we needed an extra special licence, which is too expensive, which also means I can not serve haggis either :conf2:

There are two simple plastic chairs and a fold up table.

It is the best I could get.

Sorry...

[Sam!]

Can i have a burger and 7up please :) Shame you aint called Stan, could be called Stans Van. Shotgun one of the chairs :P haha

[Jackie]

Can i have a cup of tea please white no sugar:thumbs:

[Ruth*Star]

How Nice, Is a Fold up chair for sale, ....Joking...Can i have a Sprite please and do you sell E-Chips?

[Sticks]

Do you want onions or mushrooms?

Sorry, but due to a deal with the soft drinks company, I am only allowed to sell Pepsi products, so all I got from the cash and carry was Pepsi, Pepsi Max and Diet Pepsi

Personally I prefer Coke, but that's business on a shoe string for you

[Sticks]

Originally posted by jackie46
Can i have a cup of tea please white no sugar:thumbs:


http://www.rosemarycompany.com/media/BeverageCupIDSleevesWraps1.jpg

Milk on the shelf, help yourself

That will be 50p

[Sam!]

Originally posted by Sticks
Do you want onions or mushrooms?

Sorry, but due to a deal with the soft drinks company, I am only allowed to sell Pepsi products, so all I got from the cash and carry was Pepsi, Pepsi Max and Diet Pepsi

Personally I prefer Coke, but that's business on a shoe string for you

Can i just have a normal burger please withh Diet Pepsi den :P

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Ruth*Star
How Nice, Is a Fold up chair for sale, ....Joking...Can i have a Sprite please and do you sell E-Chips?

Sorry, like I said, due to a deal I had to do to get up and running, I can only stock Pepsi products in the fridge.

As for chips, that was the next model up, and this is all I could get together

Sorry

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Funky Sam
Originally posted by Sticks
Do you want onions or mushrooms?

Sorry, but due to a deal with the soft drinks company, I am only allowed to sell Pepsi products, so all I got from the cash and carry was Pepsi, Pepsi Max and Diet Pepsi

Personally I prefer Coke, but that's business on a shoe string for you

Can i just have a normal burger please withh Diet Pepsi den :P


http://thegluttonist.typepad.com/oie_StandBurger.jpg

Burger and


http://www.hqphotography.com/thumbnails/409_pepsi.jpg

£2.45

[KKBL]

Excuse me can i have a bacon butty some chips and some orange juice if ye have

[Sam!]

Originally posted by Sticks
Originally posted by Funky Sam
Originally posted by Sticks
Do you want onions or mushrooms?

Sorry, but due to a deal with the soft drinks company, I am only allowed to sell Pepsi products, so all I got from the cash and carry was Pepsi, Pepsi Max and Diet Pepsi

Personally I prefer Coke, but that's business on a shoe string for you

Can i just have a normal burger please withh Diet Pepsi den :P


http://thegluttonist.typepad.com/oie_StandBurger.jpg

Burger and


http://www.hqphotography.com/thumbnails/409_pepsi.jpg

£2.45

The Burger has stuff in it :P Im not paying haha, what crap service!!! lol Ill just take the stuff out i spose

*hands over money* :D

[Shaun]

What are the opening times, Sticks? Just so I can know when to get my morning bacon roll and tea :)

[Captain.Remy]

Sticks, I want a typical british meal tonight pleaaaaase ! :thumbs2:

[Sticks]

Originally posted by sunshine30
Sticks, I want a typical british meal tonight pleaaaaase ! :thumbs2:

OK the Chinese takeaway is about one mile down the high street

[Sticks]

Originally posted by CathalOS
Excuse me can i have a bacon butty some chips and some orange juice if ye have


http://www.honestsausage.com/NewImages/HonSaus1.04/moreimages/Cnv00063.jpg

Here is the bacon roll, sorry have not got the facility for doing chips

We only have Pepsi, Pepsi Max and Diet Pepsi

Sorry

Bacon roll is £1.35

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Shaun
What are the opening times, Sticks? Just so I can know when to get my morning bacon roll and tea :)

Sorry, I only have a licence to do the early evening trade.

I understand there is supposed to be another catering van doing the morning shift

Sorry

[Captain.Remy]

Message original : Sticks
Originally posted by sunshine30
Sticks, I want a typical british meal tonight pleaaaaase ! :thumbs2:

OK the Chinese takeaway is about one mile down the high street

I don't want Chinese food, I want a British one !!!!

[Sticks]

Sorry, according to one of these surveys, the traditional British meal was take away Chinese

I can add mushrooms!!

[Captain.Remy]

Message original : Sticks
Sorry, according to one of these surveys, the traditional British meal was take away Chinese

I can add mushrooms!!

Well, give me some blueberry muffins and an irish beer please....

[Sticks]

Originally posted by sunshine30
Message original : Sticks
Sorry, according to one of these surveys, the traditional British meal was take away Chinese

I can add mushrooms!!

Well, give me some blueberry muffins and an irish beer please....

Sorry, I did not have room for muffins, and I am not allowed to sell alcoholic drinks.

The Hot dog stand might have some muffins

[Hugo]

:rolleyes:

[Shaun]

Ah well, can I have a bacon roll and I'll microwave it in the morning. :)

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Shaun
Ah well, can I have a bacon roll and I'll microwave it in the morning. :)


http://www.honestsausage.com/NewImages/HonSaus1.04/moreimages/Cnv00063.jpg

ok

[Sticks]

Starts closing down the shutters for the evening

Sorry but I have to be off site by 20:45 by the terms of the licence, so see you some time after 17:30

I have a medical appointment so will be late opening.

[Matt08]

I hear you have Environmental Health Inspectors at the catering van tomorrow after some complaints of food poisoning :whistle:

[Shaun]

*giggles*

Matthew's talking to closed shutters :laugh2:

[Magic]

This place is Crab!
Enter Baz's Van!

THIS MAN CLOSED OUR CLUB AND CAFE!

[Sticks]

You have the wrong van

The environmental health closed this one

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/7521/thelittlechefvk1.th.jpg (http://img107.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thelittlechefvk1.jpg)

How do you think I got the pitch

Anyhue, am not sure I will be trading tonight, I have had a very disturbing call from the leasing company.

Also the catering van may be being retired if a certain deal pulls through - it was a temporary measure after all

[Sticks]

Bad news

The leasing company I had the van from has gone into liquidation, so the creditors have repossessed the van.

I told them I had paid 2 months up front and they just told me to get in line with every one else and if I am lucky I might get 2p in the pound

:shocked:

What am I going to do with all those burgers, The Hot dog stand seems to be closed as well.

[Matt08]

http://www.minis.com.br/imagens/minis/carros/tinstoys/sugestoes/3.JPG

Here's a brand new catering van for you Sticks, and this one has no lease on it either. :dance:

[Sticks]

Many thanks - but it is a wee bit tiny. If only I still had my hot wheels tracks