Your view of a chav?

[supernoodles!]

Seems like depending on where in the uk your from you may have a different version of who you consider to be a chav.
Where Im from (Co.Durham-near newcastle) Here is what I class as a chav
someone who...
listens to new monkey and loads of crappy remixes by people such as dj cammy.They also love Clubland cds lol

They wear caps and have skinheads,burberry is a fave-fake burberry is even more popular

They take e`s on nights out and smoke dope

They have a piczo website,the boys have pics of weed and the girls have playboy bunnies

They wear stripey jumpers,the girls even have pink ones!

They wear fred perry

They love nike air max trainers

They have a berghaus coat

They drink white star cider (otherwise known as white shite lol)

They wear as much gold jewelery as possible

The girls have orange faces and black roots

They have a baby or 2 or maybe 3-all of which have different dads

They have a CORSA!lol

They rev there engine to try and look hard and call themselves 'boy racers'

They go to jazz band!lmao.

They have a staffy or pit bull dog

The girls have a slag tag (tatoo on lower back)

They play music on their phone at the back of a bus really loudly

Oh and you may hear them say....

ewww divvy
alright me marra
gerrrup or girrup
who ya talking to
what ya looking at

theres other well known chav phrases but unfortunatly they contain sware words so I wont include them
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[Scarlett.]

Why do they all look like ugly??? they are always ugly

[Sam!]

I hate chavs, we better not stereotype ey :P haha

[Spike]

I hate chavs

[Billy]

all the chav I know sit around parks and stuff drinking buckfast. They wear merapeeks and hats and pull the fingers at cameras.

[Sarah.]

I have strong hate directed at chavs and I won't type here how much I hate them all :)

[Matt08]

I think some people are seen as chav's when they're really not, just because some people wear hoodies and trackie bottoms, it doesn't mean that they're going to brick your house or steal your car. I hate chavs that break the law and wreck the UK.

[xDramatick]

Haaaaate them.

Seriously, come near me&Say brap and i think I'd gouze out my own eyes >.>

[Matt08]

Originally posted by xDramatic
Haaaaate them.

Seriously, come near me&Say brap and i think I'd gouze out my own eyes >.>

What does "brap" stand for. That word makes me laugh.

[Mrluvaluva]

They drive a car like this.

[supernoodles!]

I guess in a way you have to not only look like a chav to be a chav you have to act like one too
ie. steal cars,smoke dope,spread std`s,have no job etc.
If someone wants to wear trackies and nike air max`s then thats fine,doesnt make thema bad person its just when their personality matches their image i start hating them lol.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by supernoodles!
steal cars

But they have to because theirs are like the one above!

[Sam]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
They drive a car like this.

lol.

My views? I hate them. Really can't stand them. Scum of the earth. But I could go on all day.

[Stu]

My fellow welfare office goers in a few years time. Im sure they had SOME brain cells before everything went the way of the dodo with countless cans of cheap dutch lager with funny names you see acting out their roles as street furniture every Saturday morning.

[Sam]

I think Chavs have slight variations depending where you live.

Where i live, theres some really nasty ones, i lost a family member due to the stupid acts of a chav. :rolleyes:

[supernoodles!]

yeah i agree sam and im sorry to hear about your loss
I despise them and basically its chav central.
Saying that I dont like emo`s either in general anyway

[KKBL]

in Ireland a male chav werars these tall nike air max shoes,they have cheap meteor sagem phones with recorded ringtone of dj's like dj rankin,dj cammy and dj bummer making realy bad remixs with sqeaky voices,they where sun caps/hats like the NY yakies but they where them realy realy high,they tuck there socks into the pants they where jackets openly and put there hands in there pockets and the female chavs have HUGE iarings and where the skimpiest clothes.

[Gemmer-x]

Chavs = think theyre badass'es ; listen to DJ IRONIK; say BRAP alot.

[Sam]

They just make me sick, really they do. They're pathetic.

[Conor]

Every time i play rave on my phone everyones always like Auggh, your such a chav. I dont have a peice of Burburry to my name, and i hate piczo! So im not chav. i know a few though.

[Callum]

Ew. I hate chavs, they're idiots. Everything they do disgusts me in a way, they think they're all 'it' when they're not. I wish I had a chav detector so whenever one came near me, I could flee as far as possible, just to be sure not to catch those horrible chavvy germs and their awful BO.

[indiemusic]

At school its easy. They call themselves "Gangsters" but thats just a "nice" word for them:laugh3:

[XxShortyxX]

I hate Chavs! Wish there was a Chav Camp we could send them all to!

[DreadPirate]

Chavs make funny noises.

[Scarlett.]

what like
"Meh nah meh di***ed hah meh heh meh di****ed"

[Retroman]

FACT: Chavs are people with a relatively low level of brain activity, thus resulting in them only being able to perform simple functions.

They all end up with jobs as labourers/builders and can only maintain primal behaviour such as walking the streets trying to act tough, or trying to have sex with rather unnattractive fellow chavs.

Occasionally very stupid "blonde" type girls [dont necessarily have to be blonde.] will have sexual relations with a chav, purely because they're too naive to know any better.

Each time a chav does have sex, they proceed to tell EVERYONE they come into contact with all about it, usually calling the girl in question "a dirty..." so and so, or something similar.

They don't tend to come on the internet much =] which is lucky, and when they do, they can just about handle the complicated world of MSN before their brain implodes, so usually they're not to be encountered on forums etc, and are much rarer than everyone else on public profile websites.

They usually have the morals of common dogs, whether it comes to relationships or friends...so you're best off staying clear of them on all levels.

Of course there are exceptions, but this is the often found stereotype of a chav...and they are usually horrible people in some way, shape or form.

It's been fun watching goths and townies transform into emo's and chavs over the past ten years though, have to admit.

Goths were socially unaccepted, often known for wearing weird clothes/having strange hair/males and females both wearing makeup/writing poems/being depressed. Most people were scared of them and didn't understand them at all.

Townies were actually considered trendy to a lot of people, as wearing Nike/Adidas/Reebok etc was "cool" and most people begged their parents to spend the extra £30 or so on make/brand clothing.

Now it's the opposite...
Emo's are evolved forms of Goths, yet they're considered "cool"/attractive and are found all over the world now, and are usually quite popular people.

Whereas chavs, the evolved form of a townie, are the one's we dislike and are scared of due to them being a bit simple and beating people up in the street just for wearing a belt or something >_< which they assume makes you emo because you can afford something more than trackie bottoms. Which also means you deserve to be punched and kicked apparently...
Hence why I called them simple.

[goroos1994]

Don't see many chavs in aust lol

[supernoodles!]

emos are no better than chavs,well ok maybe they are but only slightly