Red Moon
19-11-2007, 10:32 AM
For god's sake get her out of hereNow we've let Janice Dickinson into our lives, we will never get shot of her. Like David Gest last year, the free-living American freak just has a far bigger personality than all the other desperate losers on I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here!
Even if Janice doesn't win, there will be talk shows. There will be personal appearances. There will be a career.
Like that strange Gest man, the previously unknown Janice will be embraced as our own national treasure.
The US dollar may be sinking. America may be despised for its foreign policy. But they seem to have an endless supply of entertaining, facially reconstructed freaks who have shagged celebrities.
Good on you, Janice. Blighty loves you. There will always be someone here to give you a day's work.
British jobs for British workers was always an unworkable idea.
Source: Daily Mirror (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/columnists/parsons/2007/11/19/for-god-s-sake-get-her-out-of-here-89520-20126078/)
Even if Janice doesn't win, there will be talk shows. There will be personal appearances. There will be a career.
Like that strange Gest man, the previously unknown Janice will be embraced as our own national treasure.
The US dollar may be sinking. America may be despised for its foreign policy. But they seem to have an endless supply of entertaining, facially reconstructed freaks who have shagged celebrities.
Good on you, Janice. Blighty loves you. There will always be someone here to give you a day's work.
British jobs for British workers was always an unworkable idea.
Source: Daily Mirror (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/columnists/parsons/2007/11/19/for-god-s-sake-get-her-out-of-here-89520-20126078/)