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28-11-2007, 11:44 AM
I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Betting Odds: OK, Biggins Will WinI'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here is in that tricky final week slump at the moment; all the genuinely awful celebrities - the ones that are fun to watch - have gone, but it's too early to crown Christopher Biggins the winner yet.
But what a series of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here it's been! Full of classic I'm A Celebrity moments that people will talk about for years - like when, um, some on them sat in a van for a while and, er, the fat woman threw a semi-tantrum that lasted for about an atosecond. Ah, television gold.
But now that I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here is shedding micro-celebrities with every passing day, who's going to win? Here are the I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds for Gemma Atkinson, Cerys Matthews, Jason Brown, Janice Dickinson and Christopher Biggins, with help from Paddy Power…
Gemma Atkinson - We can't decide whether Gemma Atkinson deserves to win I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here or not, and here are our reasons why: Cons - we're already sick of not being able to walk past a newsagents without seeing Gemma Atkinson's greased-up tits leering down at us from the covers of Nuts and Zoo and Arena and Maxim and FHM and Loaded all the time, and if she wins it'll only get worse. Plus, failure to win I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here might crush Gemma's dreams of releasing an album, and that's in everyone's interests. Pros - actually, no, we're pretty certain that we don't want Gemma Atkinson to win I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here after all. Current I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds - 20/1
Cerys Matthews - So it seems that Cerys Matthews has spent the last decade of hopeless non-fame brushing up on her man-stealing skills, because throughout I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here she's done a rather good job of making Beppe's Brother From EastEnders' girlfriend cry a lot. Surely the British public won't be able to throw themselves behind Cerys Matthews to win I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here - not because of her confused ideology when it comes to relationships, but because she's got a nasty pair of granny-claws. Urgh, granny-claws. Current I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds - 11/1
Jason Brown - Sweet baby Moses we're confused. Jason Brown hasn't been kicked out of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here yet, even though he possesses about as much charisma as a month-old dogturd and looks like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia when he tries to grow a beard. Maybe the unthinkable is true - maybe people actually liked 5ive. Did people like 5ive enough to make sure that Jason Brown wins I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here? That's a prospect so terrifying that we can't even bring ourselves to contemplate it. Current I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds - 6/1
Janice Dickinson - You know what I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here would have been without Janice Dickinson? A bunch of not-very famous people living in the woods. And with Janice Dickinson? A bunch of not-very famous people living in the woods with an angry American bawling in the background all the time. Janice has been as near to a must-watch contestant as I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here has got this year and, although a wombat cadaver would have got the same title compared to the likes of Anna Ryder Richardson, we can't help feeling that Janice Dickinson is going to be getting her own ITV1 show in the very near future. That or she'll end up advertising Iceland prawn rings like the rest of them all seem to do. Current I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds - 9/2
Christopher Biggins - Christopher Biggins is the kind of man who, if you showed him a video of his family being mauled to death by a lion, would probably chuckle and comment on what a jolly lovely mane the lion has got. Because nothing phases Christopher Biggins, apart from rats crawling all over his sleeping body - and even then his idea of 'phased' is to make a noise like a pantomime dame being goosed. Look, we'll be honest with you - we just want Christopher Biggins to win I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here so that he can host a brand new series of On Safari with Gillian Taylforth. It'll happen, people. Current I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds - 2/5
Source: Hecklerspray (http://www.hecklerspray.com/im-a-celebrity-get-me-out-of-here-betting-odds-ok-biggins-will-win/200711070.php)
But what a series of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here it's been! Full of classic I'm A Celebrity moments that people will talk about for years - like when, um, some on them sat in a van for a while and, er, the fat woman threw a semi-tantrum that lasted for about an atosecond. Ah, television gold.
But now that I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here is shedding micro-celebrities with every passing day, who's going to win? Here are the I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds for Gemma Atkinson, Cerys Matthews, Jason Brown, Janice Dickinson and Christopher Biggins, with help from Paddy Power…
Gemma Atkinson - We can't decide whether Gemma Atkinson deserves to win I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here or not, and here are our reasons why: Cons - we're already sick of not being able to walk past a newsagents without seeing Gemma Atkinson's greased-up tits leering down at us from the covers of Nuts and Zoo and Arena and Maxim and FHM and Loaded all the time, and if she wins it'll only get worse. Plus, failure to win I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here might crush Gemma's dreams of releasing an album, and that's in everyone's interests. Pros - actually, no, we're pretty certain that we don't want Gemma Atkinson to win I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here after all. Current I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds - 20/1
Cerys Matthews - So it seems that Cerys Matthews has spent the last decade of hopeless non-fame brushing up on her man-stealing skills, because throughout I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here she's done a rather good job of making Beppe's Brother From EastEnders' girlfriend cry a lot. Surely the British public won't be able to throw themselves behind Cerys Matthews to win I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here - not because of her confused ideology when it comes to relationships, but because she's got a nasty pair of granny-claws. Urgh, granny-claws. Current I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds - 11/1
Jason Brown - Sweet baby Moses we're confused. Jason Brown hasn't been kicked out of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here yet, even though he possesses about as much charisma as a month-old dogturd and looks like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia when he tries to grow a beard. Maybe the unthinkable is true - maybe people actually liked 5ive. Did people like 5ive enough to make sure that Jason Brown wins I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here? That's a prospect so terrifying that we can't even bring ourselves to contemplate it. Current I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds - 6/1
Janice Dickinson - You know what I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here would have been without Janice Dickinson? A bunch of not-very famous people living in the woods. And with Janice Dickinson? A bunch of not-very famous people living in the woods with an angry American bawling in the background all the time. Janice has been as near to a must-watch contestant as I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here has got this year and, although a wombat cadaver would have got the same title compared to the likes of Anna Ryder Richardson, we can't help feeling that Janice Dickinson is going to be getting her own ITV1 show in the very near future. That or she'll end up advertising Iceland prawn rings like the rest of them all seem to do. Current I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds - 9/2
Christopher Biggins - Christopher Biggins is the kind of man who, if you showed him a video of his family being mauled to death by a lion, would probably chuckle and comment on what a jolly lovely mane the lion has got. Because nothing phases Christopher Biggins, apart from rats crawling all over his sleeping body - and even then his idea of 'phased' is to make a noise like a pantomime dame being goosed. Look, we'll be honest with you - we just want Christopher Biggins to win I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here so that he can host a brand new series of On Safari with Gillian Taylforth. It'll happen, people. Current I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds - 2/5
Source: Hecklerspray (http://www.hecklerspray.com/im-a-celebrity-get-me-out-of-here-betting-odds-ok-biggins-will-win/200711070.php)