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Scarlett.
01-12-2007, 08:48 PM
Who'd win? the Corrie Killer or the "oh I'm 'ard, once a Mitchell, always a Mitchell, I'm gonna kill me son Ben" Mitchell

Mrluvaluva
01-12-2007, 08:49 PM
Phil.

Sam!
01-12-2007, 08:49 PM
Defo Phil, he would blugen Richard

Scarlett.
01-12-2007, 08:50 PM
I think it'd be Killman, since he has a crowbar, although, he'd probably be killed by the rest of the well 'ard Mitchells

XxShortyxX
01-12-2007, 08:50 PM
Defo Phil.

Retroman
01-12-2007, 08:52 PM
Spiderman would win...no contest!

If spiderman was otherwise engaged, then id say Phil.

Just for the sake of being annoying, since you seem to be a major corrie fan and named Richard by his killer title. Whereas you've quoted Phil as being a bit of an idiot, which kind of implies to everyone who they should vote for. Tutut.

Even the poll labels Phil as some kind of lowly animal, and Richard as a master killer with his own official title.

Scarlett.
01-12-2007, 08:54 PM
Lol, I just like to make fun of his grunty caveman style

Plus Cavemen are more vicous than Property Developers:spin:

Jack
01-12-2007, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by Chewy
"oh I'm 'ard, once a Mitchell, always a Mitchell, I'm going to kill me son Ben" Mitchell

"I'm going to kill me son Ben". :conf:

WTF?

Anywho, Phil would completely deck Hillman.

Scarlett.
01-12-2007, 08:56 PM
Lol, Ben does my head in:bigsmile:

Retroman
01-12-2007, 08:56 PM
Richard wins on brains and actual killing capability...
But I think he'd take too long to actually get round to the killing and setting it up etc.

Phil would be quite happy to just randomly punch his face in, shoot him in the head, or whack him with a baseball bat...if the mood takes him. Although even Phil has said he doesn't "operate" like that anymore, so Phil right now is actually useless.

But im taking the poll based on the time when Phil and Grant were still around causing trouble. That's Phil at his most dangerous.

Scarlett.
01-12-2007, 08:57 PM
Aye, obviously:thumbs: I was thinking about having Grant with Phil

KKBL
01-12-2007, 08:58 PM
what!!!!!????Richard would obviously/without a doubt/100% win!

Scarlett.
01-12-2007, 09:00 PM
Phil won on google fight :shocked:

Retroman
01-12-2007, 09:02 PM
Phil won once he realised he was pummeling a corpse...

Lol >_<

Phil actually being alive > Dead Richard Hillman.

Plus, Phil managing to do horrible things and stay alive, and not let himself get pushed to the brink of insanity and kill himself, already makes him better in a way.

It shows Richard was weak minded, and couldn't handle the role of "evil"

Scarlett.
01-12-2007, 09:04 PM
Aye, you are right actually :thumbs:

Retroman
01-12-2007, 09:13 PM
Peggy VS Pat...
Gale VS Eileen...
Todd VS Jason...
Ian VS Billy...
Grant VS Phil...
Gary VS Minty...
Deidre VS Blanche...
Tyrone VS Kirk...
Sophie VS Rosie...
Kevin VS Steve...
Emily VS Rita...

[All of the above are from corrie/eastenders, so hopefully people know who im talking about.]

Now those would all make good fights =]

Scarlett.
01-12-2007, 09:14 PM
and
Jerry vs Fred Elliott
Fred would win

Retroman
01-12-2007, 09:16 PM
Ashley VS Claire!

Since Ashley is pretty much a woman anyway, that'd be a close call lol.

Scarlett.
01-12-2007, 09:17 PM
PMSL
Warren vs Jamie

Warren'd kick a ball at Jamies head:laugh3:

Retroman
01-12-2007, 09:25 PM
Lol have we moved onto Hollyoaks here?

OB VS Max
Jackie VS Mercedez
Gilly VS Reece
Tom VS Claire >_<

Whatever happened to that show "Celebrity Death Match" from America?
We need an english version of that, then all these fights would be possible!
At least in clay animation.

Scarlett.
01-12-2007, 09:27 PM
Aye! it'd be great

Ant vs Dec!:spin:

(PS Warren and Jamie are the Baldwin bros from Corrie)

Retroman
01-12-2007, 09:29 PM
Oh dear...
Now I remember.

Strange how there's a Warren and Jamie in both Hollyoaks and Corrie, and both of them are linked to eachother.

I think Jamie would win that fight, Warren's too much of a pretty boy to fight properly! he'd have to ring his mum half way through the fight to ask her what to do.

Dec's shortness would be his downfall!

Scarlett.
01-12-2007, 09:32 PM
LOL at Dec

I dont think he'd ring Frankie since his (half) brother slept with her, he hates her :spin:, but still Jamie had the balls to fight with his dad

Dan_
01-12-2007, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by Chewy
and
Jerry vs Fred Elliott
Fred would win

Sumo contest?

Scarlett.
01-12-2007, 10:11 PM
Aye:joker::laugh2::hugesmile:

SairBabi92
02-12-2007, 02:32 PM
Defo Phil Mitchell!