BusyBee
01-03-2004, 12:58 PM
A few gems from our firm's newsletter that I thought might bring a smile.
Alcohol is the anaesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
To err is human but to foul things up requires a computer.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it laugh.
If you think nobody cares about you try missing a couple of payments.
AND FINALLY FROM ONE OF OUR SENIOR SOLICITORS. .....
Remember, however bad life can seems. Smurfs aren't real.
Alcohol is the anaesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
To err is human but to foul things up requires a computer.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it laugh.
If you think nobody cares about you try missing a couple of payments.
AND FINALLY FROM ONE OF OUR SENIOR SOLICITORS. .....
Remember, however bad life can seems. Smurfs aren't real.