Police called as punk band wipe excrement on fan's face

[Mrluvaluva]

A rocker hit a bum note with his audience when a sick stunt sparked a near riot. Readers of a delicate disposition may wish to look away now.

Halfway through the gig Mark Wardlaw, singer with punk band Pills From America, stuck his finger in his pants then wiped it on the face of a shocked fan in the crowd.

The angry man jumped on stage and punched the rocker, sparking a free-for-all in the Cumberland Arms pub in Newcastle.

Police were called and band member Mark Pennington, 24, was arrested for disorderly conduct.

Customers had paid £4 to attend the Tripswitches event, which mixes music and performance art. An audience member said: 'I walked in as it happened. He got on the stage, put his finger in the back of his underpants, then wiped his dirty finger on a man's face.

'The bloke it happened to got up and properly lamped him.'

Promoter Alan Edge, who booked the band – whose motto is '****** Y'Self' – said: 'I've been promoting for 15 years and nothing like this has ever happened.'

Wardlaw defended his actions as 'entertainment', saying: 'We're a punk band. Everything we do is improvised.

'We've done sex acts on stage and I've eaten lightbulbs.'

A Cumberland Arms spokesman said: 'We were disgusted.'


Source (http://bazzeroo.proboards54.com/index.cgi?board=genmusnews&action=display&thread=1202825310&page=1)

[Scarlett.]

PMSL dirty barstool

[KKBL]

:yuk::yuk::yuk:

awww thats sick whata freak

[Xander]

Eww thats sick,

[:)tom:)]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[Princess]

That is revolting.

[Tom4784]

That's disgusting!

[GiRTh]

LOL

Now that's Rock and Roll.

[~Kizwiz~]

Oh dear god what a thing to have done to you

yuck yuck yuck

[Sarah.]

That's disgusting but funny at the same time.

[Mrluvaluva]

I would have been physically sick if someone did that to me. Wonder which part of his face he got? Hope it wasn't his mouth! Lol. "feels sick"

[GiRTh]

Not skat fans eh?

[Billy]

ROFLMFAO

[Kevin]

Originally posted by GiRTh
LOL

Now that's Rock and Roll.

More like stupidity imo. :tongue:

It really brings reality to the term "eat ****" - That's if it went in his mouth. :blush2:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Not skat fans eh?

"pukes"

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Not skat fans eh?

Oh god.... that is the worst fetish in the freaking world

[GiRTh]

Me neither. Just thought I'd ask.:whistle:

[~Kizwiz~]

I used to have a flat mate who was tho.....*shakes head*

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by ~kizwiz~
I used to have a flat mate who was tho.....*shakes head*

They didn't practice it in your home did they?

[~Kizwiz~]

Good god no!!!!

But there was a shared computer in the living room..... thats where I learnt never to click on something you didnt download :sad:

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by ~kizwiz~
Good god no!!!!

But there was a shared computer in the living room..... thats where I learnt never to click on something you didnt download :sad: What did you click on?

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Originally posted by ~kizwiz~
Good god no!!!!

But there was a shared computer in the living room..... thats where I learnt never to click on something you didnt download :sad: What did you click on?

It varied, we had one into scat, one into pets and the other.... well that was the worst.... it seemed he had a par chant for snuff :bored:

[Mrluvaluva]

Howdy ho!!!

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s233/BGRAYSHON/1-120.jpg

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by ~kizwiz~
Originally posted by GiRTh
Originally posted by ~kizwiz~
Good god no!!!!

But there was a shared computer in the living room..... thats where I learnt never to click on something you didnt download :sad: What did you click on?

It varied, we had one into scat, one into pets and the other.... well that was the worst.... it seemed he had a par chant for snuff :bored: Do tell!!!!

[Mrluvaluva]

Pets? Like cats and dogs? What? Like....with them?

[supernoodles!]

freaks is all i can say,and so close to where im from too.Embarrasment

[GiRTh]

I suppose licking out someone rear end is out of the question?

[Mrluvaluva]

On that note I am going.

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Do tell!!!!

Like you dont know :wink:

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Pets? Like cats and dogs? What? Like....with them?

See above reply :laugh:

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
On that note I am going. LOL

I used to have a girlfriend who liked to do it. I must say, I didn't mind being on the receiving end. Unfortunately, I didnt repay the favour.

[Mrluvaluva]

That is a little bit too much information...................

[Xander]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
That is a little bit too much information...................

Lol I'll say. Too much information.

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
That is a little bit too much information................... LOL

Dont tell me you've never tried it.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Dont tell me you've never tried it.

Wether I have, or I haven't, is personal information and will not be displayed on this board. :nono:

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by GiRTh
Dont tell me you've never tried it.

Wether I have, or I haven't, is personal information and will not be displayed on this board. :nono: I'll take that as a yes.

[Mrluvaluva]

Take it any way you want. I heard you do anyway. :whistle:

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Take it any way you want. I heard you do anyway. :whistle: So that is a yes.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by GiRTh
So that is a yes.

Why is it of so much interest to you?

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by GiRTh
So that is a yes.

Why is it of so much interest to you? I'm only asking bacause we're sharing and everything.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by GiRTh

I'm only asking bacause we're sharing and everything.

Sharing what? I ain't sharing anything with you! :shocked:

[Lauren]

Just to be clear and blunt here... are Baz and GiRTh discussing rimming??

[Mrluvaluva]

Lol. I didn't start it!

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Lauren
Just to be clear and blunt here... are Baz and GiRTh discussing rimming?? Yes. We are. Any thoughts?

[Mrluvaluva]

Here we go.....