greatset of all time

[molecular]

i think seagl gets underated alot as an actor from all his movies he got to be one of the best ye. what do we think of seagal honestly.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTC6L4trFOI

[Stu]

I think Chuck Norris could kick Segals teeth down his throat without using either of his legs.

[Shaun]

Hardly the greatest actor of all time. And I agree with Morpheus, Chuck Norris could kick his ass.

[molecular]

chuck norris:joker:

i remember way of the dragon when bruce lee kicked his arse all over the coliseum.

there no footage anywhere ever of seagal gettin beaten in afight

[Shaun]

Yeah, but Bruce Lee is a bit of a tricky adversary :tongue:

And that's probably because Steven Seagal hasn't fought any other big names like these.

[Sticks]

I think someone needs to learn how to spell greatest :whistle:

Anyway there is only one Greatest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixvucbi1Vnw

[Matt]

This is a serious debate?

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Matt
This is a serious debate?

You better believe it

Nobody comes close to the true "Greatest" :tongue:

[Dr43%er]

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

[molecular]

when steven seagal swims in the sea he doesnt get wet, the sea gets steven.

[molecular]

Originally posted by Dr43%er
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

you forgot:

#in way of the dragon chuck norris got his arse kicked by a BLIND bruce lee.:dance::wavey:

[Stu]

Originally posted by molecular
Originally posted by Dr43%er
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

you forgot:

#in way of the dragon chuck norris got his **** kicked by a BLIND bruce lee.:dance::wavey:
Thats...the worst attempt at a fact I have ever seen.

[molecular]

ok, now we got soft lad norris out the way lets get to the meat of the debate.

my 6 big ones - lets do this

1) above the law--big steve as "nico toscani", the former cia operative who out to catch not only corrupt government officials, but henry silva as the crazy latin guy in a role that he had played previously for soft lad norris (code of silence) and burt reynolds (sharkey's machine).
great cast, with silva, pam grier and a young sharon stone in the thankless role of big steve's wife, who brings out the softer side of steve.
2) hard to kill--big steve plays "mason storm" (does that sound like a porn name or what?), who is an undercover cop who is the victim of an attempted asassination, which kills his wife and sends big steve to the "los angeles coma center" for SEVEN YEARS. big steve is helped out at the coma center by the hot kelly lebrock (future mrs. big steve in real life), who somehow manages to kepe steve looking tanned and borderline christ-like in appearence, all the while pulling his covers down, checking out big steve's package and remarking "you have so much to live for". (which might be my personal choice for the ultimate writing asskiss in the history of film). william sadler is a pretty good co-star, but he ain't no henry silva.
3) marked for death--big steve plays john hatcher (most boring seagal name...ever), a retired dea agent who comes home to find his neighborhood rife with members of the jamaican posse!! best part of the movie is the over-the-top perfomrance by the actor who plays "screwface". biggest name in support of big steve is keith david, veteran character actor--that's not a good sign in a steve movie.
4) out for justice--big steve plays gino fellino
(and we're back in good name form!!), a tough brooklyn cop from "da neighborhood" who walks that fine line between being a tough cop and looking the other way at the local mob guys.
well, that's until william forsythe, in perhaps his greatest role ever, killds big steve's friend "bobby lupo". Its a race against time as steve has to hand out his brand of justice before the mob. besides forsythe, big steve is also ably supported by a young and delightfully trashy looking gina gershon--not that there's anything wrong with that. movie is immortalized by the classic line:
"anybody seen richie?? anybody know why richie wacked bobby lupo?"
5) under siege--big steve is casy ryback, former navy seal now serving as a cook on a navy ship. Here he goes big budget with a terrific action film set on aboard a navy destroyer! our hero is ably supported by tommy lee jones & gary busey, playing...here's a srprise, a psycho. what a career stretch for busey. terrific action film, andf some just for the hell of it nudity by erika eliniak, former baywatch babe. big steve's immortal line?
"I'm just a cook!"
6) under siege 2--big steve returns as casey ryback, this time riding on a train that's hijacked by a group of terorists//former military guys, lead by veteran character everett mcgill and a wildly over-the-top eric bogosian, in his best work since talk radio.

so which one of the big six is your fav...and why?

[Stu]

Wait...is this a serious debate?

[Shaun]

Soft lad Norris? I'd like to see you tackle him. Seeing him in some of his most recent films, where he must be still about 60...he's just amazing. Just because you prefer Steven Seagal doesn't mean he's rubbish.

:rolleyes: Can't believe I'm debating between two action actors.

[molecular]

hey im dont even want to talk about the soft lad, it was morph that brought him up, this debate, this serios debate, is about the man the myth the legend....big steve.




~ lets talk seagal ~

[bridge7too7far]

Originally posted by molecular
ok, now we got soft lad norris out the way lets get to the meat of the debate.

my 6 big ones - lets do this

1) above the law--big steve as "nico toscani", the former cia operative who out to catch not only corrupt government officials, but henry silva as the crazy latin guy in a role that he had played previously for soft lad norris (code of silence) and burt reynolds (sharkey's machine).
great cast, with silva, pam grier and a young sharon stone in the thankless role of big steve's wife, who brings out the softer side of steve.
2) hard to kill--big steve plays "mason storm" (does that sound like a porn name or what?), who is an undercover cop who is the victim of an attempted asassination, which kills his wife and sends big steve to the "los angeles coma center" for SEVEN YEARS. big steve is helped out at the coma center by the hot kelly lebrock (future mrs. big steve in real life), who somehow manages to kepe steve looking tanned and borderline christ-like in appearence, all the while pulling his covers down, checking out big steve's package and remarking "you have so much to live for". (which might be my personal choice for the ultimate writing asskiss in the history of film). william sadler is a pretty good co-star, but he ain't no henry silva.
3) marked for death--big steve plays john hatcher (most boring seagal name...ever), a retired dea agent who comes home to find his neighborhood rife with members of the jamaican posse!! best part of the movie is the over-the-top perfomrance by the actor who plays "screwface". biggest name in support of big steve is keith david, veteran character actor--that's not a good sign in a steve movie.
4) out for justice--big steve plays gino fellino
(and we're back in good name form!!), a tough brooklyn cop from "da neighborhood" who walks that fine line between being a tough cop and looking the other way at the local mob guys.
well, that's until william forsythe, in perhaps his greatest role ever, killds big steve's friend "bobby lupo". Its a race against time as steve has to hand out his brand of justice before the mob. besides forsythe, big steve is also ably supported by a young and delightfully trashy looking gina gershon--not that there's anything wrong with that. movie is immortalized by the classic line:
"anybody seen richie?? anybody know why richie wacked bobby lupo?"
5) under siege--big steve is casy ryback, former navy seal now serving as a cook on a navy ship. Here he goes big budget with a terrific action film set on aboard a navy destroyer! our hero is ably supported by tommy lee jones & gary busey, playing...here's a srprise, a psycho. what a career stretch for busey. terrific action film, andf some just for the hell of it nudity by erika eliniak, former baywatch babe. big steve's immortal line?
"I'm just a cook!"
6) under siege 2--big steve returns as casey ryback, this time riding on a train that's hijacked by a group of terorists//former military guys, lead by veteran character everett mcgill and a wildly over-the-top eric bogosian, in his best work since talk radio.

so which one of the big six is your fav...and why?

Steve segal is great in Under seage one and two. He always saves the day not seen any other of his films. Can't be as good as Under seage

[Mrluvaluva]

Who has a great set?

[bridge7too7far]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Who has a great set?

A set of Under seages memememememememememe :hello:

[Dr43%er]

A set of previous user names?

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Dr43%er
A set of previous user names?

Boom Boom!!!!!!!!

Just how many has there been in this set?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by ~kizwiz~

Just how many has there been in this set?

I can think of about 6 at least.