Funny things you thourght when you was a kid!

[Harry!]

Please post your strange kid thoughts here, For a start I thorught a OAP was a fish in the f&c shop!

[James]

I thought that the reason old photos are in black and white was that the whole world used to be black and white! :shocked:

:banana:

[~Kizwiz~]

I thought that if you pulled a funny face and the wind changed then your face would stay like that

(aint parents cruel)

[Harry!]

Originally posted by James
I thought that the reason old photos are in black and white was that the whole world used to be black and white! :shocked:

:banana:

I still cand get my head round black and white as it loos so strange without colour!:colour:

[Callum]

Originally posted by ~kizwiz~
I thought that if you pulled a funny face and the wind changed then your face would stay like that

(aint parents cruel)

Lmao, that's what my mum told me to!!

[~Kizwiz~]

Ha ha ha..... I say that to my children too but they just laugh

Plus, when asked whats for dinner my mum would say "stewed bugs and onions" to stop me constantly asking each night

[Harry!]

What about Santa and the Tooth Fairy...

[Christina]

I used to think that babys would pop out of youre belly buttons and i used to think that everytime i brushed my teeth a star would be at the back of my throat (My mum used to tell me that there was a star there to show that my teeth had been cleaned well lol) x

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Kween-Dilemma
I used to think that babys would pop out of youre belly buttons and i used to think that everytime i brushed my teeth a star would be at the back of my throat (My mum used to tell me that there was a star there to show that my teeth had been cleaned well lol) x

I have mever heard of them befor.

[Conor]

I used to think when your Mum gave birth the baby ripped through their stomach :conf2: lol

[Harry!]

My anty told me tht if I was lying to her I would have green devils in my eyes!

[Sam!]

I thought babys were born through the belly by the belly button haha which obvs aint true.

[Christina]

Originally posted by Posted
Originally posted by Kween-Dilemma
I used to think that babys would pop out of youre belly buttons and i used to think that everytime i brushed my teeth a star would be at the back of my throat (My mum used to tell me that there was a star there to show that my teeth had been cleaned well lol) x

I have mever heard of them befor. Lol thats what encouraged me to brush my teeth because i wanted a star in my mouth loool and i used to look for it in the mirror all the time but she said that only mums could see it x

[Shaun]

My mum would always say that there's fairies up the chimney, when Christmas is approaching, to check if we're being good for Santa Claus.

:\

[Nicky.]

Originally posted by ~kizwiz~
I thought that if you pulled a funny face and the wind changed then your face would stay like that

(aint parents cruel)

My Grandad still says that too me lol x

At Christmas, I used to make 'Santa' put all the presents in the back of the car coz i was scared of a man coming in my house lol x

[Xander]

I got told when it was raining, the faries were having a shower, and when it was thuundering it was god moving his furniture.

[~Kizwiz~]

I got told that its bad luck if you drop a glove and you pick it up yourself, and that if you thank someone for blessing you when you've sneezed it kills a fairy/brings the devil (I got told both depending on how good I was being)

[Tom]

Too much TV gives you square eyes!

[Xander]

If I ate an apple seed it would grow inside me,

[KKBL]

i thought all babies where bought in Tesco

[Harry!]

Eat your crust and you will grow long hair!

[Princess]

I have ton loads but this one is just weird...

I was 3 and in Portugal in a rented villa.For some reason I thought that if I got some 'magic pool water' into an empty shampoo bottle and poured it onto the road that the road would melt. So I every enthusiastically(spl) pour it onto the road outside our villa and got very upset when it (obviously) didn't melt. Strange I know....

[Harry!]

I was on holiday once and you know the story when Jesus walks on water and I tjourght that was real so I try it in the pool and I just go in the water and I was sad about it!

[Chri$]

I used to think Sex was just Sleeping in the Same bed with someone lol

[Kevin]

I got told a prostitute was someone who talked to the opposite sex for money...

I didn't find out what one was until I announced in school (year 3) that I wanted to be a prostitute when I'm older!

Rather amusing. :laugh:

[Princess]

Originally posted by ©hris
I used to think Sex was just Sleeping in the Same bed with someone lol

I thought something like that! When I was sharing a room with my brother on holidays when I say I was like 10 I slept with my back to him cos I was scared,lmao. That sounds sooo weird. I found out what sex was in a magazine while walking up a hill,I nearly fell over!

I thought 'sacked' meant you put a bag over someone's head.

*thinks of more*

[Nicky.]

I thought eating crusts makes ya hair grow curly..

I thought that if you stood in a puddle by the hippo's ant the zoo you would sink down and drown ( There was always a massive puddle by the hippos )

[supernoodles!]

I used to think that Anthea Turner was Princess Diana whenever I saw her on the telly!lol well to me they looked kinda similar!Oh and it took me a while to differenciate between Prince and Michael Jackson too ha ha.Im talking like at age 4 here though.My teacher once told me that if i ate all my crusts then id grown curly hair,my reply was 'why would i want curly hair?'

[Ruth*Star]

When i was little i thought you could get pregnant by kissing someone :blush2:

[MrGaryy]

I used to think that the fork was the girl and the knife was the guy and they were a couple! Same about cats and dogs!

[Di2001]

If you swollowed your chewing gum, it would clog your insides up :yuk:

[Harry!]

I thourght sandwiges were witches playing in the sand!

[Red Moon]

That bunglers could get in through the cracks in the curtains, so I always had to have the curtains tightly shut at night.

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Posted
I thourght sandwiges were witches playing in the sand!

you diddnt know what a sandwich was??

[Callum]

Originally posted by Posted
I thourght sandwiges were witches playing in the sand!

Pmsl. I used to think there was a monser under my bed,

[Christina]

Originally posted by Red Moon
That bunglers could get in through the cracks in the curtains, so I always had to have the curtains tightly shut at night. Oh my gosh!! My nan does that (she has alzheimers) she used to pin saftey pins to the curtains so that no gaps where showing lol x

[Christina]

Originally posted by Ruth*Star
When i was little i thought you could get pregnant by kissing someone :blush2: My mum told me that was how you got pregnant lol :whistle: x

[Christina]

Originally posted by ~kizwiz~
I got told that its bad luck if you drop a glove and you pick it up yourself, and that if you thank someone for blessing you when you've sneezed it kills a fairy/brings the devil (I got told both depending on how good I was being) Me too my nan always used to drop her gloves and she used to always ask me to pick it up lool x

[MrGaryy]

If you bite your nails, little worms would grow in your bum!

[Ruth]

I used to think that if you ate the pips in an apple, an apple tree would grow in your stomach.

[Corkie]

I used to think numbers had their own sex.
I worked it out somehow, that numbers which had a curve in it like a 3 would be a girl and if it had straight lines like a 4 it would be a boy.

Number 5 was confused as it had both lines and curves.

I also used to think that after you had a bath and you pulled out the plug you could get sucked in like the water if you weren't quick enough. So I used to hate baths as I was scared I would be sucked through. lol

Also i had an imaginary friend called Megre who lived in my coat sleeves.

:laugh:

[Noel]

Lool.
I used to think that if you got a blank video tape, and wrote what you wanted to watch on the label, it would come on the tv. I would sit at the tv all day trying to get it to work! lol.
I also thought that if you pressed your belly button, a baby would pop out. lol. I wouldnt go near it! lol.

[Harry!]

Originally posted by supernoodles!
Originally posted by Posted
I thourght sandwiges were witches playing in the sand!

you diddnt know what a sandwich was??

Not quite....

[Princess]

Originally posted by Corkie


I also used to think that after you had a bath and you pulled out the plug you could get sucked in like the water if you weren't quick enough. So I used to hate baths as I was scared I would be sucked through. lol

I thought that too! I always used to pull the plug and then leg it out of the bath! :laugh:

[Corkie]

Originally posted by Princess
Originally posted by Corkie


I also used to think that after you had a bath and you pulled out the plug you could get sucked in like the water if you weren't quick enough. So I used to hate baths as I was scared I would be sucked through. lol

I thought that too! I always used to pull the plug and then leg it out of the bath! :laugh:

Lol same but my brother used too stay just to annoy me so I used to scream at him to get out. :laugh: