Posh has just been dumped!!!

[Loukas]

HeHe no its not over with David


Bad news for Victoria Beckham – she’s been personally blamed for a host of major US stores ditching her denim range. Fashionista favourites including Fred Segal and Kitson have dropped Posh’s jeans collection because she hasn’t done enough promotional work to flog 'em. “We asked her PR people so many times for her to appear but she didn't,” says Kitson boss Fraser Ross. “Celebrity lines are no different from an album or music tour. They have to be promoted to sell." Yikes, where on earth is Posh going to shop from now on if all these stores turn against her? Primark?


Source: Heatworld!

[Red Moon]

Good thing she hasn't been dumped by David. It would be all over the press for months and years.

Her ugly unsmiling mug shot would be all over the papers. Millions of people would be sick over their corn flakes every morning from seeing her face on the front page morning paper. News papers would have to be delivered in in brown bags to stop the paper boys or girls from fainting while on there rounds. The whole country could end up going into economic melt down through people being to ill to work. The Government would be crisis and emergency powers would have put in place to protect essential services.

And all because David dumped Posh.

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Good thing she hasn't been dumped by David. It would be all over the press for months and years.

Her ugly unsmiling mug shot would be all over the papers. Millions of people would be sick over their corn flakes every morning from seeing her face on the front page morning paper. News papers would have to be delivered in in brown bags to stop the paper boys or girls from fainting while on there rounds. The whole country could end up going into economic melt down through people being to ill to work. The Government would be crisis and emergency powers would have put in place to protect essential services.

And all because David dumped Posh.

Your so literal....

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by Posted
Your so literal....

I thought it would make a rather a good drama.

I hear ITV are looking for good new drama. What could be better than an end of the world story based on Posh. It would get loads of viewers in just the age range ITV want.

Of course they would miss one episode out because they can't show anything in it's entirety.

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by Posted
Your so literal....

I thought it would make a rather a good drama.

I hear ITV are looking for good new drama. What could be better than an end of the world story based on Posh. It would get loads of viewers in just the age range ITV want.

Of course they would miss one episode out because they can't show anything in it's entirety.

Good TV I give you that.