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Mary, also known as Mike, an 85 year old transvestite from Swansea.
08:53pm : Mary surveys the surroundings , before removing her [?] high heels. Suddenly , she looks startled as the door once more opens , revealing...
Conor
10-05-2008, 06:51 PM
Bob. An anorexic 20 yr old shellfish for Uzbekistan. The door opens once more...
MrGaryy
10-05-2008, 06:52 PM
Bob an american machanic from Texas who is a war hero.
EDIT:So weird the wat we both called our character Bob!
9.10pm: Robert, a 34 stone man aged 62 who claims to be bullimic from Cheshire enters with 4 of his cats.
MrGaryy
10-05-2008, 06:54 PM
Davina laugh at how we have three Bobs and two with an eating disorder.
Conor
10-05-2008, 06:56 PM
Another Bob enters...
... followed by Kerry who falls down the stairs and knocks the door off its hinges
MrGaryy
10-05-2008, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by Tom_
... followed by Kerry who falls down the stairs and knocks the door off its hinges
Back to Davina who screams irritatingly at how exciting it all is and how she won't be able to stop watching the live feed all night.
Bob 4 reveals he would rather be called 'Dennis Chapman' to avoid confusion for the story. He is a thirteen year old Manchester United fanatic with Hyperactive Disorder.
Conor
10-05-2008, 06:59 PM
A roving gang of dwarf midget cannibals from deep in the Amazonian basin enter, taking with them an arm from a member of the crowd.
MrGaryy
10-05-2008, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by Morpheus
Bob 4 reveals he would rather be called 'Dennis Chapman' to avoid confusion for the story. He is a thirteen year old Manchester United fanatic with Hyperactive Disorder.
Ofcom's phones are ringing like mad with complaints. Davina ask us if we'd like another housemate. We see a VT of ...
Don Black is next to enter. Don in a television watchdog , Big Brother detractor , and Ofcom employee. This man wont tolerate ****. The dwarves promptly respond by taking a **** on the carpet.
Conor
10-05-2008, 07:03 PM
In a shocking twist Channelle Hayes re-enters, but to save us from another 13 weeks of living hell she is sniped by a passer by while walking up the staircase.
The sniper of Channelle Hayes is revealed to be newly-released-from-prison Mark Chapman , murderer of John Lennon.
OUR NEWEST HOUSEMATE!
Mark proceeds down the stairs , his favourite book , Catcher In The Rye , in hand.
Conor
10-05-2008, 07:08 PM
Ted Turner, retarded owner of CBS and semi recurring Family Guy character enters the house.
Ted examines the house , before slipping some of the cutlery into his jacket.
Our third to last housemate is...
Conor
10-05-2008, 07:15 PM
Adolf Hitler's ghost.
MrGaryy
10-05-2008, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by Morpheus
Ted examines the house , before slipping some of the cutlery into his jacket.
Our third to last housemate is...
Ben is a twelve year old bisexual BB fanatic who says he'll be one step ahead of BB in all of there twists. He enters in a humungous pram a part of a twist (Big Brother's Big Baby).
Adolfs ghost muses his way over to Bob 1 - our resident shellfish. Adolfs Ghost talks about how hard being a ghost is in 2008. Shellfish nods on.
Ben , the 12 year old bisexual BB fanatic , is outed immediately by Mark Chapman upon entering , under the rightfull assumption that too many Ben's will make this thread impossible to continue.
MrGaryy
10-05-2008, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by Morpheus
Adolfs ghost muses his way over to Bob 1 - our resident shellfish. Adolfs Ghost talks about how hard being a ghost is in 2008. Shellfish nods on.
Ben , the 12 year old bisexual BB fanatic , is outed immediately by Mark Chapman upon entering , under the rightfull assumption that too many Ben's will make this thread impossible to continue.
Ben gets a second chance and decides to call himself Gary instead.
Ben realises his name is not too simmilar to Bob after all. But as Gary sounds a hell of a lot better , he goes with that.
Gary will have to be smart for the next thirteen weeks to avoid his nemesis , Mark Chapman.
One housemate to go. Lets hope somebody realises we dont have a hell of a lot of girls.
MrGaryy
10-05-2008, 07:22 PM
Before he gets the chance to say anything, Cassandra a 20 year old walks in via the garden. She is a professional beauty queen and made her first million by age four.
Conor
10-05-2008, 07:22 PM
"Piss off"
The doors close and the fun begins...
Ofcom executive Don approaches Cassandra , wondering how she simply walked through the garden.
He appears to be making out a complaint using some of Mary's lipstick.
Conor
10-05-2008, 07:26 PM
The arm from the crowd member begins eyeing up Kerry.
The body the arm belongs too lies outside the house in a puddle of blood. Davina pokes the person with her microphone to see if they're still living.
Xander
10-05-2008, 07:29 PM
Bob 4 complains to the other housemates how he can't see hitlers ghost...
Outside the Big brother compound , Channelle Hayes appears to have risen from the dead. She drags herself to the armless corpse , and begins feeding off it , in her starved state.
Dennis gives up his fight to see Hitlers ghost. Something is amiss. He smells a dead , failed popstar/housemate trying to claw her way back into the house!!!
Conor
10-05-2008, 07:33 PM
The housemates franticly begin to block of all entrances to the house with whatever they can find. There's no way they could bear living with Channelle.
Bob 2 begins building a bridge he can jump of just incase she manages to break in.
MrGaryy
10-05-2008, 07:33 PM
Cassandra tells Don that they let her in the back foor due to her chronic fear of stairs. She also note how this is getting a tad ridiculous.
Don begins to prepare a complaint to various television watchdogs before realising their is no phone in the house this year.
Instead he makes his way over to the entrance where most of the housemates are trying to make it Channelle proof. Such methods involve...
MrGaryy
10-05-2008, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by Morpheus
Don begins to prepare a complaint to various television watchdogs before realising their is no phone in the house this year.
Instead he makes his way over to the entrance where most of the housemates are trying to make it Channelle proof. Such methods involve...
Covering it with pictures of Ziggy, good music and atractive people. They all fail and they eventually have to except shes a housemate.
Conor
10-05-2008, 07:41 PM
Using a pritt Stick to glue up the door frames and stitching Mary to the emergency exit, they try one more time to proof up the house.
Xander
10-05-2008, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by Conor
Using a pritt Stick to glue up the door frames and stitching Mary to the emergency exit, they try one more time to proof up the house.
Bob 2 puts the finishing touches to his bridge made out of lolly sticks and prepares to jump off while...
12 midnight : We are now into our second day , and the battle to fend off Zombie Channelle rages on.
Endemol have declared that if she makes it into the house , she will become an official housemate.
Conor
10-05-2008, 07:50 PM
The show is Re-named Big Brother:TNTLCITH (Big Brother: Try not to let Channelle into the house)
Big Brother provides housemates with AK47's to aid the battle.
MrGaryy
10-05-2008, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by Conor
The show is Re-named Big Brother:TNTLCITH (Big Brother: Try not to let Channelle into the house)
Big Brother provides housemates with AK47's to aid the battle.
The show is called Big Brother again.
(I don't hate Chanelle that much)
Mark Chapman appears to be enjoying his more than most. The Ghost of Adolf Hitler is incapable of picking his up. In an blind fit of rage he...
Originally posted by thebiggerbrother
Originally posted by Conor
The show is Re-named Big Brother:TNTLCITH (Big Brother: Try not to let Channelle into the house)
Big Brother provides housemates with AK47's to aid the battle.
The show is called Big Brother again.
(I don't hate Chanelle that much)
Its not grounds for you to mess around with the story though. Its just going to be one big mess if people keep undoing the changes others made.
[Besides , you could always help Channelle out by writting your part of the story that way :tongue:]
Conor
10-05-2008, 07:54 PM
...Begins to draw naughty things on the toilet wall to pass the time.
In dispare, the housemates realise Channelle is armed with half a pack of Crayola. They are about to give in...
...until Channelle instead applys the Crayola to her face. Now she is ready for a true break in...
MrGaryy
10-05-2008, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by Morpheus
Mark Chapman appears to be enjoying his more than most. The Ghost of Adolf Hitler is incapable of picking his up. In an blind fit of rage he...
Originally posted by thebiggerbrother
Originally posted by Conor
The show is Re-named Big Brother:TNTLCITH (Big Brother: Try not to let Channelle into the house)
Big Brother provides housemates with AK47's to aid the battle.
The show is called Big Brother again.
(I don't hate Chanelle that much)
Its not grounds for you to mess around with the story though. Its just going to be one big mess if people keep undoing the changes others made.
[Besides , you could always help Channelle out by writting your part of the story that way :tongue:]
he goes through the front door and opens it for Chanelle to spite everyone.
Originally posted by thebiggerbrother
Originally posted by Morpheus
Mark Chapman appears to be enjoying his more than most. The Ghost of Adolf Hitler is incapable of picking his up. In an blind fit of rage he...
Originally posted by thebiggerbrother
Originally posted by Conor
The show is Re-named Big Brother:TNTLCITH (Big Brother: Try not to let Channelle into the house)
Big Brother provides housemates with AK47's to aid the battle.
The show is called Big Brother again.
(I don't hate Chanelle that much)
Its not grounds for you to mess around with the story though. Its just going to be one big mess if people keep undoing the changes others made.
[Besides , you could always help Channelle out by writting your part of the story that way :tongue:]
he goes through the front door and opens it for Chanelle to spite everyone.
Who? You cant put yourself in the story. Or just use it like that to spite people. This is not about agenda. At least build it up to give the poor girl a proper break in.
MrGaryy
10-05-2008, 07:58 PM
Impressed at how good the housemate are at defending the show from danger BB sets the housemates their first task. He tells them that Rebecca de Young is coming he need stheir help to keep her away!
Rebecca arrives to assist Channelle with the break in. With the worst executive producer in Big Brother Land and Channelle , all appears to be lost.
Until...
MrGaryy
10-05-2008, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by Morpheus
Originally posted by thebiggerbrother
Originally posted by Morpheus
Mark Chapman appears to be enjoying his more than most. The Ghost of Adolf Hitler is incapable of picking his up. In an blind fit of rage he...
Originally posted by thebiggerbrother
Originally posted by Conor
The show is Re-named Big Brother:TNTLCITH (Big Brother: Try not to let Channelle into the house)
Big Brother provides housemates with AK47's to aid the battle.
The show is called Big Brother again.
(I don't hate Chanelle that much)
I meant Adolf goes thorugh the door in his blind fit of rage and lets hers in to spite the producers.:laugh:
Its not grounds for you to mess around with the story though. Its just going to be one big mess if people keep undoing the changes others made.
[Besides , you could always help Channelle out by writting your part of the story that way :tongue:]
he goes through the front door and opens it for Chanelle to spite everyone.
Who? You cant put yourself in the story. Or just use it like that to spite people. This is not about agenda. At least build it up to give the poor girl a proper break in.
I meant Hitler's ghost lets her in to spite the producers in his blind fit of rage.:tongue:
Xander
10-05-2008, 08:00 PM
Bob 2 lures Chanelle on too his lolly stick bridge using the arm corpse and pushes her off..
Conor
10-05-2008, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by Morpheus
Rebecca arrives to assist Channelle with the break in. With the worst executive producer in Big Brother Land and Channelle , all appears to be lost.
Until...
Phil Edgar Jones bursts through the compound to assist the fighting housemates.
Originally posted by thebiggerbrother
Originally posted by Morpheus
Originally posted by thebiggerbrother
Originally posted by Morpheus
Mark Chapman appears to be enjoying his more than most. The Ghost of Adolf Hitler is incapable of picking his up. In an blind fit of rage he...
Originally posted by thebiggerbrother
Originally posted by Conor
The show is Re-named Big Brother:TNTLCITH (Big Brother: Try not to let Channelle into the house)
Big Brother provides housemates with AK47's to aid the battle.
The show is called Big Brother again.
(I don't hate Chanelle that much)
I meant Adolf goes thorugh the door in his blind fit of rage and lets hers in to spite the producers.:laugh:
Its not grounds for you to mess around with the story though. Its just going to be one big mess if people keep undoing the changes others made.
[Besides , you could always help Channelle out by writting your part of the story that way :tongue:]
he goes through the front door and opens it for Chanelle to spite everyone.
Who? You cant put yourself in the story. Or just use it like that to spite people. This is not about agenda. At least build it up to give the poor girl a proper break in.
I meant Hitler's ghost lets her in to spite the producers in his blind fit of rage.:tongue:
Aha. It suddenly becomes all so clear.
Until The Ghost Of Adolf Hitler realises that being a ghost , he cannot open doors!...
MrGaryy
10-05-2008, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by Xander
Bob 2 lures Chanelle on too his lolly stick bridge using the arm corpse and pushes her off..
Bob leaves her for death. Will she survive? Attention turns to Rebecca.
Conor
10-05-2008, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by thebiggerbrother
Originally posted by Morpheus
Originally posted by thebiggerbrother
Originally posted by Morpheus
Mark Chapman appears to be enjoying his more than most. The Ghost of Adolf Hitler is incapable of picking his up. In an blind fit of rage he...
Originally posted by thebiggerbrother
Originally posted by Conor
The show is Re-named Big Brother:TNTLCITH (Big Brother: Try not to let Channelle into the house)
Big Brother provides housemates with AK47's to aid the battle.
The show is called Big Brother again.
(I don't hate Chanelle that much)
I meant Adolf goes thorugh the door in his blind fit of rage and lets hers in to spite the producers.:laugh:
Its not grounds for you to mess around with the story though. Its just going to be one big mess if people keep undoing the changes others made.
[Besides , you could always help Channelle out by writting your part of the story that way :tongue:]
he goes through the front door and opens it for Chanelle to spite everyone.
Who? You cant put yourself in the story. Or just use it like that to spite people. This is not about agenda. At least build it up to give the poor girl a proper break in.
I meant Hitler's ghost lets her in to spite the producers in his blind fit of rage.:tongue:
But I already wrote
"...Begins to draw naughty things on the toilet wall to pass the time." :tongue:
MrGaryy
10-05-2008, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by Conor
Originally posted by thebiggerbrother
Originally posted by Morpheus
Originally posted by thebiggerbrother
Originally posted by Morpheus
Mark Chapman appears to be enjoying his more than most. The Ghost of Adolf Hitler is incapable of picking his up. In an blind fit of rage he...
Originally posted by thebiggerbrother
Originally posted by Conor
The show is Re-named Big Brother:TNTLCITH (Big Brother: Try not to let Channelle into the house)
Big Brother provides housemates with AK47's to aid the battle.
The show is called Big Brother again.
(I don't hate Chanelle that much)
I meant Adolf goes thorugh the door in his blind fit of rage and lets hers in to spite the producers.:laugh:
Its not grounds for you to mess around with the story though. Its just going to be one big mess if people keep undoing the changes others made.
[Besides , you could always help Channelle out by writting your part of the story that way :tongue:]
he goes through the front door and opens it for Chanelle to spite everyone.
Who? You cant put yourself in the story. Or just use it like that to spite people. This is not about agenda. At least build it up to give the poor girl a proper break in.
I meant Hitler's ghost lets her in to spite the producers in his blind fit of rage.:tongue:
But I already wrote
"...Begins to draw naughty things on the toilet wall to pass the time." :tongue:
We wrote it at the same time. Plus mine version fits better with a blind fit of rage. But never mind!:dance:
Conor
10-05-2008, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by thebiggerbrother
Originally posted by Conor
Originally posted by thebiggerbrother
Originally posted by Morpheus
Originally posted by thebiggerbrother
Originally posted by Morpheus
Mark Chapman appears to be enjoying his more than most. The Ghost of Adolf Hitler is incapable of picking his up. In an blind fit of rage he...
Originally posted by thebiggerbrother
Originally posted by Conor
The show is Re-named Big Brother:TNTLCITH (Big Brother: Try not to let Channelle into the house)
Big Brother provides housemates with AK47's to aid the battle.
The show is called Big Brother again.
(I don't hate Chanelle that much)
I meant Adolf goes thorugh the door in his blind fit of rage and lets hers in to spite the producers.:laugh:
Its not grounds for you to mess around with the story though. Its just going to be one big mess if people keep undoing the changes others made.
[Besides , you could always help Channelle out by writting your part of the story that way :tongue:]
he goes through the front door and opens it for Chanelle to spite everyone.
Who? You cant put yourself in the story. Or just use it like that to spite people. This is not about agenda. At least build it up to give the poor girl a proper break in.
I meant Hitler's ghost lets her in to spite the producers in his blind fit of rage.:tongue:
But I already wrote
"...Begins to draw naughty things on the toilet wall to pass the time." :tongue:
We wrote it at the same time.
I wrote it half way up the last page lol
Anyway:
Phil Edgar Jones and Rebecca De Young fight to the death in a secret bull fighting ring leading to a sex den the Daily Star reported about the day previous.
MrGaryy
10-05-2008, 08:09 PM
Rebecca tells the housemates to leave her alone - or she'll tell them where the second house and three quater way housemates are!
Conor
10-05-2008, 08:11 PM
The housemates throw stones at her until she collapses then they bury her in the abnormally deep pool.
MrGaryy
10-05-2008, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by Conor
The housemates throw stones at her until she collapses then they bury her in the abnormally deep pool.
Chanelle awakens and is called to the diary room where she is shown on the plasma. BB reminds hms that if that physical violence is aganist the rulles to anyone besides Rebecca and if anyone hurts Chanelle again they will be ejected!
*mazedsalv**
10-05-2008, 08:16 PM
Bob2 has a little coversation with Chanelle telling her that in the next minutes, Gary will attack her. Bob goes over to Gary and tells him he will be ejected if he does so.
Conor
10-05-2008, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by thebiggerbrother
Originally posted by Conor
The housemates throw stones at her until she collapses then they bury her in the abnormally deep pool.
Chanelle awakens and is called to the diary room where she is shown on the plasma. BB reminds hms that if that physical violence is aganist the rulles to anyone besides Rebecca and if anyone hurts Chanelle again they will be ejected!
All the housemates give Channelle a public execution, knowing they can't all be ejected. Ted shots her with silver bullet made from tinfoil just to be on the safe side.
Rebecca ravishes 12 year old Gary before feasting upon Chanelle's body.
She is called to the diary room and is told to make sure her microphone is in working order.
MrGaryy
10-05-2008, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by GiGi
Rebecca ravishes 12 year old Gary before feasting upon Chanelle's body.
She is called to the diary room and is told to make sure her microphone is in working order.
Buts hes dead - and burried - under the pool!
*mazedsalv**
10-05-2008, 08:29 PM
Kerry exits the toilet after spending 3 hours in there doing her makeup.
She just realises what is happening and is rather confused by it. She doesnt do much and doesnt ask whats going on, she just helps herself to some champaigne and drinks Bob3's drink and sits down on the kitchen stool watching the others.
Conor
10-05-2008, 08:32 PM
What Kerry didn't realise is that the arm was watching her through a vent for those 3 long hours. Suffering from severe frostbite, he awkwardly clambered down from the vent back to the main living area.
MrGaryy
10-05-2008, 09:54 PM
Big Brother calls one housemate to the Diary Room. Gary eagerly rushes to the door.
Gary opens the door to find Pete Burns sitting on the DR chair claming hes a new HM
AlexBigBrother
10-05-2008, 10:03 PM
would pete come to the diary room
MrGaryy
10-05-2008, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Glass
Gary opens the door to find Pete Burns sitting on the DR chair claming hes a new HM
Gary immediatly shoots him before Posted gets any ideas!
Originally posted by thebiggerbrother
Originally posted by Mr.Glass
Gary opens the door to find Pete Burns sitting on the DR chair claming hes a new HM
Gary immediatly shoots him before Posted gets any ideas!
but Pete is in his gorilla fur jacket which is thick enough to stand the bullet.Pete then rapes Gary and enters the house
MrGaryy
10-05-2008, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Glass
Originally posted by thebiggerbrother
Originally posted by Mr.Glass
Gary opens the door to find Pete Burns sitting on the DR chair claming hes a new HM
Gary immediatly shoots him before Posted gets any ideas!
but Pete is in his gorilla fur jacket which is thick enough to stand the bullet.Pete then rapes Gary and enters the house
Due to 5 million complaints to Ofcom Pete is ejected. Gary has now become the chosen one and next year in BB10 someone will be murdered by producers for even saying the word rape!
*mazedsalv**
10-05-2008, 10:15 PM
The Housemates are suprised when Pete enters the house via the diary room. They wonder where Gary is, Pete says that BB locked him in the DR to see how long they can keep him in there. Kerry goes up to Pete admiring his fur coat and asks if hs ecould put it on, Pete says No and walks away in disgust.
Originally posted by thebiggerbrother
Originally posted by Mr.Glass
Originally posted by thebiggerbrother
Originally posted by Mr.Glass
Gary opens the door to find Pete Burns sitting on the DR chair claming hes a new HM
Gary immediatly shoots him before Posted gets any ideas!
but Pete is in his gorilla fur jacket which is thick enough to stand the bullet.Pete then rapes Gary and enters the house
Due to 5 million complaints to Ofcom Pete is ejected. Gary has now become the chosen one and next year in BB10 someone will be murdered by producers for even saying the word rape!
after Pete ejection hes very mad so he gets a hellicopter and lands in the garden and hes now an official PERMANANT HM and NOONE can killl him.
Pete then has ****** sex with Mary in the wet room
MrGaryy
10-05-2008, 10:18 PM
Come on guys don't make it too seedy.
MrGaryy
10-05-2008, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Glass
Pete then has ****** sex with Mary in the wet room
Mary tells BB in the Diary Room that they were just "dry humping".
Conor
11-05-2008, 10:42 AM
Godzilla breaks into the house and eats Pete Burns.
(There, he's gone and can't come back)
Meanwhile 'the arm'...
*mazedsalv**
11-05-2008, 10:50 AM
The arm plans to scare Kerry, so as she walks into the bedroom with the lights turned off, the arm hides under her bed and plans to scare her in a horrific way...
Conor
11-05-2008, 10:53 AM
...by using improvised sex
meanwhile Davina & a huge crowd are standing outside the house wsecretly.Davina then reveals on live TV that Jade Goody is about to enter the house for the 3rd time.
*mazedsalv**
11-05-2008, 11:15 AM
Upon hearing that Jade will enter the house, the arm makes a quick escape out of the exit door, the housemates try to stop it from going but the arm exits. It is unknown if teh arm returns.
Meanwhile outside a baying crowd boo as Jade enters the double doors.
Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Upon hearing that Jade will enter the house, the arm makes a quick escape out of the exit door, the housemates try to stop it from going but the arm exits. It is unknown if teh arm returns.
Meanwhile outside a baying crowd boo as Jade enters the double doors.
but then hellicopters & huge army machines approach the house.a man steps out of a helicopter wityh a huge miscrophone thing and says "this is offcom","if Jade enters everyone dies".....
Xander
11-05-2008, 11:31 AM
As Jade is about to approach the house, the arm comes out of nowhere and tackles Jade to the ground...
but then Carole BB8 jumps out of the audience naked.all of the army close there eyes as Carole grabs Jade and they run down the stairs and enter the BB house
Conor
11-05-2008, 11:38 AM
The Godzilla comes back, regurgitates Pete's body on top of Jade and she drowns in the boke.
EDIT: I think everyone should steer clear of old housemates entering now, its getting confusing and were not focusing on actual housemates :P
Carole enter the house without Jade naked.
lolester
11-05-2008, 11:42 AM
then davina says its too exicting she is goning to enter the house
before davina can enter the house the offcom army stop her and riot into the house to kill Jade Goody
lolester
11-05-2008, 11:45 AM
then the e4 purple tank enters with dermot driving to stop the riot to save davina and to kill jade alone
the purple ninjas lead the way into the house.inside the house thers a huge riot.tjhe offcom army are searching everywhere for Jade but they cant fin her.Carole and the rest of the HM's are fighting the Offcom army
lolester
11-05-2008, 11:50 AM
out comes this random clown to make everyone laugh the tv ratings are the highest it has ever been
lolester
11-05-2008, 11:53 AM
oooh then the purple nijas kill the clown
then the offcom army threaten to brun the bb house down if they cant find jade
haha
inside the house the khaos continues.the E4 army(including the ninjas)lead by Dermot vs the offcom army lead by the offcom owner vs the HM's lead by a naked Carole all fighting each other trying to get Jade(whos hidding in a secret room) to kill her.its on love Tv.the word spreads and across the web & other Tv channels and the battle is now being watched by 20 million people.
lolester
11-05-2008, 11:57 AM
lol
the daily star reports that aliens are going to be the bb house come true and that et and his fellow mates come in with doctor who to battle the offcom army with davina and dermot but ....
meanwhile Eastenders is airing on BBC1.the viewers reach an all time low of 0.0005 million.soo the EE cast arrive at elstree and start killiing the crows,the camre crew,& everyone who works at Elstree
lolester
11-05-2008, 11:58 AM
meanwhile the new house mates are playing in the pool
while et is making out with bob
the crowd the BB boses & everyone who works for BB have united together against the EE cast who are trying to kill them
lolester
11-05-2008, 12:01 PM
meanwhile the new house mates are playing in the pool
while et is making out with bob2
and then inside the house nicky makes a dramic enterance and goes stright to the living room complaing that it is too cold and why there is a huge pruple tank in the living room with davina and dermot having an affair:laugh2:
MrGaryy
11-05-2008, 06:35 PM
But because of being apart from the body for so long and having lost so much blood the arm dies NEVER TO BE BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE AGAIN!
lolester
11-05-2008, 06:43 PM
you mean the arm lol
the offcom army finds the hidden room which jade is hidden in and finds a note saying /// im fed up of bb so im going to destroy reality tv and deastory the offcom army with the north korens\\\ with that the e4 army and davina and dermot and the naked carol and all of the dead bobies from the bb war all go out and all of the housemates inculeding all of the bobs are left with a destoryed house
*mazedsalv**
11-05-2008, 07:01 PM
Davina recieves information that teh show is recieveing the highest ratings ever and jumps for joy, the EE cast has helped with the ratings rise. Meanwhile Mary flirts with Bob1 in the pool, Kerry watches angrily and walks in the living room fuming, she is not happy that Mary and Bob are flirting with each other. Looks like a fight is brewing when Mary gets out of the pool, what will Kerry do to her?...
Xander
11-05-2008, 07:48 PM
As mary goes past Kerry, Kerry grabs mary around the neck using a staff and brings mary to the side for a chat and...
lolester
11-05-2008, 09:13 PM
BANG
bob fires a gun then
*mazedsalv**
11-05-2008, 09:25 PM
Btw this is off topic, but TIBB isnt me get into most threads, why?
Shaun
11-05-2008, 11:13 PM
Hmm. This was looking quite funny and promising, but now it's just silly. Well done guys for being COMPLETE arses.
Yeah in the 24 hours I have left this is has sort of turned into a grand aul' ****fair of being out their for the sake of it. No substance. One man alone is not enough to save the story , which is why I am officialy distancing myself from this mess.
Conor
12-05-2008, 05:56 PM
Well, this thread has been well and truelly killed :rolleyes:
Pity really, I was looking forward to seeing what would happen. Its just a random mess of Ex housemates and pointless sex references.
sezzle06
17-05-2008, 04:44 PM
if you want to be on big brother well too bad
but if you wanna be on the next best thing go
on
www.bebo.com/bebob811
www.bebo.com/bebob811
www.bebo.com/bebob811
www.bebo.com/bebob811
Conor
17-05-2008, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by sezzle06
if you want to be on big brother well too bad
but if you want to be on the next best thing go
on
www.bebo.com/bebob811
www.bebo.com/bebob811
www.bebo.com/bebob811
www.bebo.com/bebob811
Someone ban him, this is starting to get annoying.
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