Discuss your most embarassing stories

[*mazedsalv**]

Anyone got any embarassing stories to tell?

Well, I'll go first :bigsmile:

I was on my cousins moped in Italy, she's just casually just driving along. It was about 3 o clock in the morning, so she wanted to park her moped near a pub(which was so full, must of been 200 people outside). Well she went up the ramp to get to the pub and we fall off the it infront of 200 drunk people and the moped lands on top of us. We were surrounded by people laughing at us, and i was getting embarassed. I could see my sister from far away on the floor laughing so much.

I was thinking, why isn't anyone helping us up, we are on the floor with a moped on us. So a complete stranger helps us up.

For the next week, i had people constantly coming up to me saying "Hey, your the motorbike boy!". I guess I became very popular but it was too embarassing. It probably doesnt seem it as I type it down, but it was truley horrible.

[Mrluvaluva]

Well........When I was living in Manchester, I went down to London to a wedding reception. It was at The Hilton hotel in Wembley. I arrived at lunch time, unpacked in my room and went down to the bar for a drink. I was a bit stupid and had not eaten anything. I met some friends there and started straight on the Southern Comforts. :yuk: (this was many years ago). As you can most probably guess by now, I got a bit pissed, and then suddenly, I felt sick. I ran through the bar and up the stairs to the toilets. There was a queue outside and I could not hold on any longer.......

I spewed all over the staircase, and was so embarrassed that I ran off an left it. In front of about 20 horrified guests.

News got round, and somebody said to me soon after "Have you heard?....somebody was sick all over the stairs".

I just replied "dirty b*astard", and carried on drinking myself into oblivion.

[Barbie]

I was in Florida and it was the evening and we had been to florida a few times before and on all the river rapid rides there i never ever got wet and i decided this time i would go on without a poncho (lke an anorak thing) and i got everything that ride could possibly throw at me and i got off and luckily the park was closing and had to walk back to the car which was quite far away with everyone i passes saying oh my god your drenched lol it wasn't that embarrassing as i found it hilarious too

[Meredith]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Well........When I was living in Manchester, I went down to London to a wedding reception. It was at The Hilton hotel in Wembley. I arrived at lunch time, unpacked in my room and went down to the bar for a drink. I was a bit stupid and had not eaten anything. I met some friends there and started straight on the Southern Comforts. :yuk: (this was many years ago). As you can most probably guess by now, I got a bit p****d, and then suddenly, I felt sick. I ran through the bar and up the stairs to the toilets. There was a queue outside and I could not hold on any longer.......

I spewed all over the staircase, and was so embarrassed that I ran off an left it. In front of about 20 horrified guests.

News got round, and somebody said to me soon after "Have you heard?....somebody was sick all over the stairs".

I just replied "dirty b*astard", and carried on drinking myself into oblivion.

You bastard. We all blamed Uncle Cleetus for that!

[*mazedsalv**]

:joker: Thats really bad! I would of done the same though, I would have just pretended it wasn't me :tongue:

[Christina]

My Mum had arranged for some of her friends who are builders to come round and redecorate the front/back of the house and the upstairs hall and downstairs hall. Well they came kind of early so i was still in my PJ's so i hadnt had chance to do anything and i didnt want them to see me so i stayed in the front room for most of the morning. Well a couple of hours later i was desperate for the toilet so when i thought the coast was clear i went to the toilet. But when i was on the toilet i could hear some noises behind me so i turned around and the builder was up the ladder outisde the window and he saw me. I dont think ive ever got up so fast in my life. I just ran to the nearest room (i dont even think i flushed the toilet). Now i find it kind of funny but at the time i was mortified!!! :laugh2: x

[Christina]

Another one was when i was little and our whole school had an assembly in the afternoon. And i wet myself while we were all sitting down and the bloody floor was black so it showed a massive wet patch where id been sitting. And when everybody saw they all ran away looool. I remember cryin soo much. But everybody forgot about it within a couple of days. Argh i cant belive i just told everyone this loool x

EDIT: Omg im just sitting here cracking up after just reading that loool x

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by x-Christina-x
Another one was when i was little and our whole school had an assembly in the afternoon. And i wet myself while we were all sitting down and the bl***y floor was black so it showed a massive wet patch where id been sitting. And when everybody saw they all ran away looool. I remember cryin soo much. But everybody forgot about it within a couple of days. Argh i cant belive i just told everyone this loool x

EDIT: Omg Im just sitting here cracking up after just reading that loool x

Lol. How old were you?

[Christina]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by x-Christina-x
Another one was when i was little and our whole school had an assembly in the afternoon. And i wet myself while we were all sitting down and the bl***y floor was black so it showed a massive wet patch where id been sitting. And when everybody saw they all ran away looool. I remember cryin soo much. But everybody forgot about it within a couple of days. Argh i cant belive i just told everyone this loool x

EDIT: Omg Im just sitting here cracking up after just reading that loool x

Lol. How old were you? I think i was like 5 or 6 loool x

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by x-Christina-x

Lol. How old were you? I think i was like 5 or 6 loool x [/quote]

That's not too embarrassing then!

[Christina]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by x-Christina-x

Lol. How old were you? I think i was like 5 or 6 loool x

That's not too embarrassing then! [/quote] Everybody saw though lool even the older students who were in year 6 lool. And then everybody ran away screaming! :blush: x

[tipsy..okay]

I fell flat on my bum once, it was on some gravel and when I fell I felt this pain like you would never believe :bawling:

Don't understand why people were laughing though, from where I was sitting it were'nt very funny at all.

It was both embarassing and painful, luckily I wasn't injured.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by x-Christina-x

That's not too embarrassing then! Everybody saw though lool even the older students who were in year 6 lool. And then everybody ran away screaming! :blush: x [/quote]

That made me lol. I can imagine the look of terror on their faces! :joker:

[Christina]

Ooh yeah and i was at a fun fair with my friends and we'd just been on a spinny ride and as soon as i went to get off i dropped onto my bum in front of loads of people i just laughed it off but my friends were crying because they were laughing so much.:bawling:

[Christina]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by x-Christina-x

That's not too embarrassing then! Everybody saw though lool even the older students who were in year 6 lool. And then everybody ran away screaming! :blush: x

That made me lol. I can imagine the look of terror on their faces! :joker: [/quote] Lool there faces were nothing compared to mine!!! :laugh: And the thing was i knew id wet myself but its like i wasnt expecting it to show lool x

[*mazedsalv**]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by x-Christina-x

That's not too embarrassing then! Everybody saw though lool even the older students who were in year 6 lool. And then everybody ran away screaming! :blush: x

That made me lol. I can imagine the look of terror on their faces! :joker: [/quote]

:laugh2: Aww I would of cried too.

[Christina]

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by x-Christina-x

That's not too embarrassing then! Everybody saw though lool even the older students who were in year 6 lool. And then everybody ran away screaming! :blush: x

That made me lol. I can imagine the look of terror on their faces! :joker:

:laugh2: Aww I would of cried too. [/quote] Lol i cried for like 2 hours :sad: x

[*mazedsalv**]

Originally posted by x-Christina-x
Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by x-Christina-x

That's not too embarrassing then! Everybody saw though lool even the older students who were in year 6 lool. And then everybody ran away screaming! :blush: x

That made me lol. I can imagine the look of terror on their faces! :joker:

:laugh2: Aww I would of cried too. Lol i cried for like 2 hours :sad: x [/quote]

Aww :sad:
Well lets get your mind off it... :banana::hug:

[Christina]

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Originally posted by x-Christina-x
Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by x-Christina-x

That's not too embarrassing then! Everybody saw though lool even the older students who were in year 6 lool. And then everybody ran away screaming! :blush: x

That made me lol. I can imagine the look of terror on their faces! :joker:

:laugh2: Aww I would of cried too. Lol i cried for like 2 hours :sad: x

Aww :sad:
Well lets get your mind off it... :banana::hug: [/quote] :joker::cheer: Yes Lets Lol :joker::cheer:

[Tom]

I was a pretty good footballer when I was a bit younger, played for a team, but I remember one game I wasn't feeling my best and I went to kick the ball, completely missed it and fell flat on my backside in a muddy puddle :pat:

About Christinas story, I'll put something into perspective so you don't have to feel as embarrassed :bouncy: We did softball (rounders with a bigger bat) in PE and some lad (in year 8 might I add) stood and had a wee .... and it all went through his shorts and dripped down his legs into his socks it was just ewwwwwwwwww. He got teased until he left :colour:

[MrGaryy]

Originally posted by Tom
I was a pretty good footballer when I was a bit younger, played for a team, but I remember one game I wasn't feeling my best and I went to kick the ball, completely missed it and fell flat on my backside in a muddy puddle :pat:

About Christinas story, I'll put something into perspective so you don't have to feel as embarrassed :bouncy: We did softball (rounders with a bigger bat) in PE and some lad (in year 8 might I add) stood and had a wee .... and it all went through his shorts and dripped down his legs into his socks it was just ewwwwwwwwww. He got teased until he left :colour:

YEAR 8! My lord!

[*mazedsalv**]

Originally posted by Gazbo
Originally posted by Tom
I was a pretty good footballer when I was a bit younger, played for a team, but I remember one game I wasn't feeling my best and I went to kick the ball, completely missed it and fell flat on my backside in a muddy puddle :pat:

About Christinas story, I'll put something into perspective so you don't have to feel as embarrassed :bouncy: We did softball (rounders with a bigger bat) in PE and some lad (in year 8 might I add) stood and had a wee .... and it all went through his shorts and dripped down his legs into his socks it was just ewwwwwwwwww. He got teased until he left :colour:

YEAR 8! My lord!

Aww, i feel sorry for him.

[MrGaryy]

Once when I was 10 my techer told me to go to the office and get 32 copies of Page 105. But I miss heard and thought it was 1005 copies of Page 32! The secretary had gone out so I was there on my own for ages becuase the copier only worked in shifts of 30 pages so I had to do four runs! The worst hing is that I hadn't realised that someone before me had set it to A3 size paper, but I was too young to undersatnd how to change it. So I came back and my teacher was like "Where did you go!!!!!" And then she saw me carryingthis huge pile of sheets. For the rest of the year she kept threatening people like "sit down now or I'll give you extra work - after all I'm fully stocked after Gary [me] got us 1 million work sheets!"

[AlexBigBrother]

after school once, I had my PE bag and school rucksack with me, really heavy as it was one of the last days of the year, so I was taking everything back!
went to my car on the side of the road, opened the boot and just managed to get my heavy bags in it. got in the car, was strapping myself in, when i looked accross at my mum in the drivers seat but she wasnt there! it was some old man who just had the same car as my mum! went bright red, just legged it out the car without saying anything, opened the boot and grabbed my bags...:blush2::blush2:

[*mazedsalv**]

Originally posted by AlexBigBrother
after school once, I had my PE bag and school rucksack with me, really heavy as it was one of the last days of the year, so I was taking everything back!
went to my car on the side of the road, opened the boot and just managed to get my heavy bags in it. got in the car, was strapping myself in, when i looked accross at my mum in the drivers seat but she wasnt there! it was some old man who just had the same car as my mum! went bright red, just legged it out the car without saying anything, opened the boot and grabbed my bags...:blush2::blush2:

:joker:
I once went up to a girl in town, I thought itw as my friends so I gave her a hug from the back. She turned around and it wasnt her. :bigsmile:

[AlexBigBrother]

ahhhhh cringgggggeeeeee, u must have had one of those feelings where your heart stops and your stomach plummets loool

[Xander]

Well in year 7 I was standing at the front for a school photograph and because my trousers were loose somebody kegged me in front of the whole school. Just a tad embarasing :tongue:

[Captain.Remy]

1 year ago, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend, only her and I. We are all dancing and stuff. I decided to go to the toilets, leaving my girlfriend alone. When I was back, I saw a blonde kissing a guy on the dancefloor. I was like 'Hello to the no, that's not going to happen'. I pushed the girl away and started to argue with the guy.
Then I realized it was not my girlfriend he was kissing but another blonde girl, who looked like her (well the back actually).
Everybody looked at me and when I realized what happened I said 'Aww man I'm sorry, really sorry but I thought the girl was my girlfriend' He told me it was okay but I better not to that again.
I was really embarrassed, my girlfriend was stunned and laughed and we left the club.

[supernoodles!]

well i dont get embarassed very easily anymore generally becuase i do so many technically embrassing things all the time that ive just learned to live with it.But when i was in hyear 8 we went to france on a school trip and i was taking a shower in the grls shower room and i accidently left my knickers in the cubicle.The next day i walked into the bathrooms again and found a large group of my friends surrouding the radiator.I went over and noticed that the teacher must have hung my knickers on the radiator.All the girls were saying 'how disgusting' , 'whos are they?'
I just shook my head and agreed.

[Lauren]

I spewed in my friends mums biscuit tin, and it was a sentimental present.

You shall be pleased to hear there were no biscuits harmed in the procedure as it was empty!

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Captain.Remy
1 year ago, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend, only her and I. We are all dancing and stuff. I decided to go to the toilets, leaving my girlfriend alone. When I was back, I saw a blonde kissing a guy on the dancefloor. I was like 'Hello to the no, that's not going to happen'. I pushed the girl away and started to argue with the guy.
Then I realized it was not my girlfriend he was kissing but another blonde girl, who looked like her (well the back actually).
Everybody looked at me and when I realized what happened I said 'Aww man I'm sorry, really sorry but I thought the girl was my girlfriend' He told me it was okay but I better not to that again.
I was really embarrassed, my girlfriend was stunned and laughed and we left the club.

LOL! Remy, that whole post made me laugh!

"Hello to the no" PMSL :laugh2:

[Dan_]

A couple of mine.

During a football game in a PE Lesson, I was playing in defence but for some reason decided to run to the other penalty area as my team was attacking.Guy on my team was clear through on goal but the keeper saved his shot, by that time I was only a couple of yards from goal and with an empty net in front of me, the ball comes past and stick my left foot out and it hits the post! By the time I'd stopped being shocked a defender was there to clear the ball.I never lived that one down.

Another school one.I went to the toilet right at the end of the lesson and ended up locking myself in there.By the time I'd managed to get out the classroom was empty as there was a school assembly.Rather than burst in right through the middle of that, I just waited around in the toilets until the end of the assembly and just tried to join up with my mates, they all knew I wasn't there though.

[Tom]

One of mine was in Food Tech in school, I dropped my pan on the floor, it landed upside down and I was in fits of laughter for about a week :laugh:

[Captain.Remy]

Message original : Lauren
Originally posted by Captain.Remy
1 year ago, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend, only her and I. We are all dancing and stuff. I decided to go to the toilets, leaving my girlfriend alone. When I was back, I saw a blonde kissing a guy on the dancefloor. I was like 'Hello to the no, that's not going to happen'. I pushed the girl away and started to argue with the guy.
Then I realized it was not my girlfriend he was kissing but another blonde girl, who looked like her (well the back actually).
Everybody looked at me and when I realized what happened I said 'Aww man I'm sorry, really sorry but I thought the girl was my girlfriend' He told me it was okay but I better not to that again.
I was really embarrassed, my girlfriend was stunned and laughed and we left the club.

LOL! Remy, that whole post made me laugh!

"Hello to the no" PMSL :laugh2:

LOL It sounds weird but it's a french expression :hugesmile: That is so embarassing, thanks to that thread I talked to her about that, she also laughed and told me how embarrassing I was that night.