I LIKE TO AUDITION FOR THE X FACTOR 2009

[jaspey905]

I LOVE TO AUDITION FOR THE X FACTOR IN LONDON
AND I WILL FIND SOME MUSIC


BY JAMES ASPEY

[Tom]

Thats nice, now try the dedicated X Factor forum.

[jaspey905]

CAN I APPLY FOR THE X FACTOR IN 2009
BY JAMES ASPEY

[Shaun]

No, sorry, you can't.

[Dan_]

I'm afraid you've failed to score high enough on the IQ test.Back to the padded cell dear.

[Conzors]

Originally posted by jaspey905
CAN I APPLY FOR THE X FACTOR IN 2009
BY JAMES ASPEY
Why you asking Us :O

[Conzors]

ERM!

WHO JUST CREATED THAT ACCOUNT LMAO.

[Christina]

Originally posted by Shaun
No, sorry, you can't. Looool you dont know how loud i laughed when i read that :laugh2: x

[Conzors]

Originally posted by SimonCowell
Don't you know who I am? I'm Simon Cowell.

I do a little TV show called Britain's Got Talent. You may have heard of it.

No,

I havent heard of this.

[Christina]

Originally posted by SimonCowell
Don't you know who I am? I'm Simon Cowell.

I do a little TV show called Britain's Got Talent. You may have heard of it. Hi its Amanda Holden here, your friend =) x

[Billy]

SHARON IS HERE.
THAT WAS FABYOOLUS.
YES FROM ME.

[Billy]

THANKS DAHLIN.

[Shaun]

Urgh, I'm Louis.

*throws self off a cliff*

[xDramatick]

DOES THAT MAKE ME DANNII?

[Shaun]

You had the boys (typical :rolleyes:) so yes. :tongue:

[Christina]

Originally posted by SimonCowell
Hi Amanda. How are you gorgeous!? Im well thanks, seen Peirs latley? x

[Dan_]

I'll be another auditionee.

*You raise me up by Westlife plays in the background*

A couple weeks ago I had a tragic accident.I was out swimming in the local pond when a tin of Lidl's backed bins hit my big toe.I got a 1cm cut, my mummy put a plaster on it but I was allergic and it caused a nasty rash.I've tried all the cheap creams from the local chemists but I need the much dearer one.Winning the X-Factor would mean so much to me and allow me to pay for the cream.My dream of a toe with no rash would come true :bawling:

[BarnetFC]

simon cowell - grrrrrrrrr - your stupid show made bb move to june 5th - i hope your happy lol:tongue:

[Splintered]

funniest thread ever

[Stu]

Is Danni Minogue in the thread? I want to throw stuff at her.

[Callum]

LMFAO AT THIS THREAD

[James.Aspey]

I LKIE TO APPLY FOR THE X FACTOR IN 2009
IN BIRMINGHAM FORM JAMES ASPEY

[Christina]

Originally posted by Dan_
I'll be another auditionee.

*You raise me up by Westlife plays in the background*

A couple weeks ago I had a tragic accident.I was out swimming in the local pond when a tin of Lidl's backed bins hit my big toe.I got a 1cm cut, my mummy put a plaster on it but I was allergic and it caused a nasty rash.I've tried all the cheap creams from the local chemists but I need the much dearer one.Winning the X-Factor would mean so much to me and allow me to pay for the cream.My dream of a toe with no rash would come true :bawling: Amanda = *Starts crying as usual* x

[James.Aspey]

Originally posted by x-Christina-x
Originally posted by SimonCowell
Don't you know who I am? I'm Simon Cowell.

I do a little TV show called Britain's Got Talent. You may have heard of it. Hi its Amanda Holden here, your friend =) x

[brohoe]

Originally posted by x-Christina-x
Originally posted by Dan_
I'll be another auditionee.

*You raise me up by Westlife plays in the background*

A couple weeks ago I had a tragic accident.I was out swimming in the local pond when a tin of Lidl's backed bins hit my big toe.I got a 1cm cut, my mummy put a plaster on it but I was allergic and it caused a nasty rash.I've tried all the cheap creams from the local chemists but I need the much dearer one.Winning the X-Factor would mean so much to me and allow me to pay for the cream.My dream of a toe with no rash would come true :bawling: Amanda = *Starts crying as usual* x

Amanda -"I know you were singing that for your toe"

Piers - "Well she was hardly singing it for your fat arse"

(p.s. dose Piers Mogan THINK before he opens that god damn mouth of his "You're a freak of nature" , wait... he should host Big Mouth)