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brohoe

29-05-2008, 01:17 PM

Ok... I'll start it off

Big Brother's Big Mother

Big Brother 9, will see the constestant in a baby race, an insider can reveal! House mates will be seperated in to pairs and will have sex in the house on the first night, the couple whoose baby is the first see day light will win the prize fund of over 300 million pounds. Our insider can also reveal that there will be extra prizes for Twins and Triplets.

The idea came about during a team meeting, struggling for ideas to kick start the new series of Big Brother, which has suffered poor viewing figures in recent years. "The hotel where they meet was across from a mothercare, and that's where it really started" our source revealed.

This controversal move is in hope that Big Brother won't get scapped next year. Big Brother starts on the 5th of June, hosted by Cila Black. This is due to the fact Davina McCall has quit, complaining of a mid-life crisis.

Matt08

29-05-2008, 01:24 PM

Big Brother's Big Brothel

Our very very very trusted insider has told us that this year's house will feature a brothel in the upstairs living quaters.
The unisex brothel will be open 24 hours a day, and producers hope that this will encourage even more antics on the show than we usually see.
Housemates will make their payment to the brothel with a slice of bread.
An insider said "Housemates won't know where to look when they find out there's going to be a brothel!"
It is scheduled to be un-veiled to the house during week 2.

(Thought i'd do the article on this as the Daily Star's rumours always consist of something sexual)

Tom

29-05-2008, 01:35 PM

Big Brother Reaches New Heights

This years series of Big Brother will see housemates leave the house for space. In a bid to boost viewing figures, the summer hit will change the format and instead eject housemates via the diary room chair into space. It is then up to the housemates to make their way home. The move comes after years of endless wannabes being evicted and remaining in the public eye. A source told us "we are aware that the UK are sick of seeing the wannabes on screen after they are evicted, so instead we are going to send them into space so the hype will die down upon their return". The news follows sightings of UFOs around Borehamwood, EXCLUSIVELY revealed by the Daily Star last month. Our source continued to tell us "the two incidents are linked, there is the possibility of a house swap with Big Brother Mars".

*mazedsalv**

29-05-2008, 01:41 PM

Big Brothers Big Baby!

The worlds biggest baby and his mother will enter the BB house to boost viewing figures through the roof. The housemates must feed and entertain the baby. The mother of the baby, must decide who has been looking after him the best, the person who hasnt been sucessful for looking after him will be evicted in a shock eviction.BB producers have moved a massive cot for Big Baby Al to sleep in. Producers say;
"This is the most extreme thing we have ever done its defenitley going to be a hit with people watching at home."

Harry!

29-05-2008, 01:47 PM

Big Brother goes plastic

The daily star can exclusively reveal that there will be a plastic sergery task to help boast raitings. Pete Burns will come in the house and give EVERY housemate a makeover and even give one housemate a SEX CHANGE which WILL be shown live. Channel 4 producers say 'Big Brother needs a facelift and hes got it!'

_Tom_

29-05-2008, 01:48 PM

Originally posted by Posted
Big Brother goes plastic

The daily star can exclusively reveal that there will be a plastic sergery task to help boast raitings. Pete Burns will come in the house and give EVERY housemate a makeover and even give one housemate a SEX CHANGE which WILL be shown live. Channel 4 producers say 'Big Brother needs a facelift and hes got it!'

LMAO! :joker::joker:

*mazedsalv**

29-05-2008, 01:49 PM

BigBrotherFan100

29-05-2008, 01:55 PM

Big Brothers Tall Mother!

An insider can EXCLUSIVELY reveal that the worlds' tallest woman will be entering the house this Thursday with her child. Irene Rice, has been in France with her son, Aaron since Monday, and her friends and family were not alerted of her departure. Her family all recieved a goodbye card the day before the departed, but they were confused as to why they recieved it.
Martha McCullugh, Irenes Step-mother, told an insider, 'We have our suspicions, and she was on the phone constantly with an unknown source. In Janurary she went to London for a romantic get-a-way with her boyfriend, but took her son. Startling us all, we think she may be entering this years house, and good on her!'
Her sister then also told an insider that Irene is, 'Addicted to chocolate and luxuries, is over-competitive and has sex with strangers at least three times a month.'
This years Big Brother is certainly sizing up to be a BIG one!

Dan_

29-05-2008, 02:06 PM

Big Brother's Big Bother

This years series of Big Brother has been thrown into crisis after wild sex romps,involving 4 OAP guinea pig housemates left the house with thousand pounds worth of damage!

A Big Brother insider revealed the extent of the damage done by the x-rated antics by the test housemates."The house looks like a bomb has gone off! There's a massive hole in the plush new bathroom floor,splits in all the new furniture and most shocking, a massive dent in the brand new diary room chair".Big Brother chiefs were hoping for a battlezone like atmosophere in the house this year but they didn't bargain on the house actually looking like one.Our source spoke on the effect it might have on the new series "With all the money spent on airbrushing Davina's pics,we are now way over budget and are going to have to make do with replacing all the damaged items with stuff from poundland, it really is the worst possible start to the series!"

Be sure to read tomorrow's Daily Star where we will have an exclusive interview with pensioner, Maude Davis, on her night of passion in the Big Brother house and her reaction to the chaos she partly caused.

_Tom_

29-05-2008, 02:13 PM

Big Brother's Big Hammer
This year's series of Big Brother will see a task in which housemates must hit each other over the heads with hammers for food. Also, they must throw hammers up in the air and land on their heads, an insider tells us...

The Ring of Fire & Big Brother Revealed!
In prior to the hammer task, housemates will be trapped in a circle and Big Brother himself will come into the house, and pour petrol in a circle around the housemates and set fire to it. Housemates that can survive will be immune from nominations for a week.

Sammeth

29-05-2008, 02:13 PM

Big Brother in the Sea.

Big Brother will be like every other series. However on Day 2, the house will be completley lifted by a single helicopter and placed in the atlantic ocean. Join Davina in the special floating eviction stage each week, where the evictee gets fed to sharks. Tasks will include trying to fight for survival, de-flooding the house and keeping hypothermia away.

_Tom_

29-05-2008, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by Sammeth
...the evictee gets fed to sharks...

LMAO! :laugh3:

Axiom

29-05-2008, 02:21 PM

Big Animal

This year, the Big Brother house will not be inhabited by humans, but by animals, the Daily Star can exclusively reveal. Builders have been working since February on the BB Compound, which will include a red-hot romping kennel for the dogs, a hot tub bird bath, and a Bird Love Nest situated in a tree in the garden which will guarentee viewers moonlight frolicking! Also, A BB Insider can exclusively reveal that Bosses are keen to have renowned scientist Stephen Hawking to enter the house! Also, the Insider can confirm that E.T has replaced Sharon Powers as executive producer of the show. "ET phone home" said ET on his new job.

--Big Brother 9 is Sponsored by Virgin Mobile.

Jaaaack.

29-05-2008, 03:13 PM

Wow. I hope all of these come true. It would make it the best BB ever, they've really went all out. :cheer2:

LOLZ

p.s. I know this post thingy is a joke. :tongue:

EamonnBB

29-05-2008, 03:20 PM

Big Moler!

The most trustworthy insider of big brother 9 ever, spoke directly to the daily star saying " This year big brother is more trickier than ever!" she went on to say " 12 Moles for big brother will be entering the house but each housemate think they are the only moles. This year the housemates are allowed to discuss nominations and they nominate 5 people everyweek. with the twist of the moles it will be more bitchier and extreme than ever with everyone of them persuading everyone to get others out... The first evicted will only recieve 1 million pounds the second 2 million and so on, the winner will recieve 90 million pounds as this year it goes on for 90 weeks."

C4 bosses were disgusted that this top news has been released and have sacked all the production team and got other workers of the street.

Jaaaack.

29-05-2008, 03:37 PM

Daily Star can offically reveal that the Queen will be entering the BB house upon the June 5th Launch, our very reliable insider can reveal she went into hiding last week; packing everything. Our spy tells us this is to boost her status among the younger veiwers.

MR.K!

29-05-2008, 03:38 PM

Big Brothers Big Panto

A channel 4 defect has released shocking information that Big Brother bosses are planning on hireing 16 actors and actresses to maskerade being housemates this summer to boost summer ratings. These shocking changes have resulted the house being refurbished to include an entire internal replica of albert square. the producers have begun writing a script for the cast which includes a wedding that goes wrong, an unwanted pregnancy, a housemate being framed for murder and a crooked cop.
Our reporters badgered the bb bosses this morning to be replied with 'dunno' ... the investigation continues

Tom4784

29-05-2008, 03:43 PM

Big Brother/Sister!

Following BB8's Girls only start, Our Source has confirmed that all sixteen housemates will indeed be Hermaphrodites! 'This shocking twist is sure to send Viewing figures through the roof as there hasn't been such an assortment of freaks on television since the days of Jade Goody and her in-bred clan Invading the Cbb5 house' said Channel 4.

Also exclusively revealed by the Daily Star! The real reason why Davina is leaving BB, She has ran off to New Zealand with her secret butch russian lesbian lover called Ivana to run an Emu Farm! ITV2 has already offered them a reality TV show named 'Davina and Ivana, Emu's Unleashed!'

MR.K!

29-05-2008, 03:49 PM

Big brother goes Nude !

The Daily Star can officially confirm that this years Big Brother will be a completley nude series. This shocking change comes after last years viewing figures hit an all out low. We also got a sneaky snap shot of this years Diary Room chair which confirms this change:

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MrBigBro

29-05-2008, 03:57 PM

Originally posted by KRA!G
Big brother goes Nude !

The Daily Star can officially confirm that this years Big Brother will be a completley nude series. This shocking change comes after last years viewing figures hit an all out low. We also got a sneaky snap shot of this years Diary Room chair which confirms this change:

http://i30.tinypic.com/k1ym4i.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA

WIN

_Tom_

29-05-2008, 03:58 PM

MR.K!

29-05-2008, 04:09 PM

well -I- thought it was funny.. lmao :laugh2:

Sam

29-05-2008, 04:10 PM

Big Return for BB's Jade

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Above: Goody spotted heading to BB House.

Big Brother has devised its craziest plan yet, to let Jade Goody hijack the summer series. Today, the Daily Star can exclusively reveal Jade Goody, will return to Britain's most famous house in the summer, after taking a holiday. The news was discovered when Jade was seen with a suitcase and two children in her arms as she sang "Im going on big bruvvva!". Big Brother bosses thought of the idea after Jade, 48, got evicted from her real life house. An insider said "Everybody loves Jade Goody, we need to do something that will bring in the ratings, and it was either that or chose better housemates. We're sure Jade will prove popular in the summer series" In addition to this, the Daily Star has discovered that Jade will be more evil than ever, creating a mysterious house next door, and giving the winner a chance to win £100,000.

Axiom

29-05-2008, 04:15 PM

Xander

29-05-2008, 04:16 PM

Noel

29-05-2008, 04:40 PM

EXCLUSIVE: Auntie BB
THE Daily Star can EXCLUSIVELY reveal that this year's series of Big Brother will not, in fact, be run by BB himself! In a SHOCKING twist to boost ratings, C4 producers have decided to axe the mysterious guise for a more mature woman, causing much uproar with BB fans alike. The Daily Star can also EXCLUSIVELY reveal what the Diary Room Chair will be like:

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The Daily Star has also been given EXCLUSIVE details of some of the tasks due to take place this summer. BB Bosses are planning a knitting task, where houseaunties will have to knit blankets twice their weights, to keep BBBA nice and warm
To accomodate this SHOCKING new change in format, C4 producers have decided to rename the popular hit show "Big Brother's Big Auntie" with spinoff shows including "Big Brother's Big Auntie's Little Nephew" and "Big Brother's Big Auntie's Big Basket of Lovely Treats" This summer's series looks set to be the best yet! Be sure to tune in to C4 on June 5th!

Sam

29-05-2008, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by Noel
EXCLUSIVE: Auntie BB
THE Daily Star can EXCLUSIVELY reveal that this year's series of Big Brother will not, in fact, be run by BB himself! In a SHOCKING twist to boost ratings, C4 producers have decided to axe the mysterious guise for a more mature woman, causing much uproar with BB fans alike. The Daily Star can also EXCLUSIVELY reveal what the Diary Room Chair will be like:

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The Daily Star has also been given EXCLUSIVE details of some of the tasks due to take place this summer. BB Bosses are planning a knitting task, where houseaunties will have to knit blankets twice their weights, to keep BBBA nice and warm
To accomodate this SHOCKING new change in format, C4 producers have decided to rename the popular hit show "Big Brother's Big Auntie" with spinoff shows including "Big Brother's Big Auntie's Little Nephew" and "Big Brother's Big Auntie's Big Basket of Lovely Treats" This summer's series looks set to be the best yet! Be sure to tune in to C4 on June 5th!

Haha, brilliant i love it!

philmyer92

29-05-2008, 05:20 PM

Evictions Have Been Evicted!

As normal, housemates will nominate. The public will vote but instead of the housemate given the boot they will be given a chicken costume.

Then for the rest of the series they will have to live in a special area of garden and pretend to be chickens where the other housemates will feed and clean them out just as housemates did during the first four series of big brother for real chickens. Our insider quoted the producers saying "we believe they were a much loved icon of big brother and it is about time they returned"

This has emerged from an ex-worker at the big brother compound, gnome cam who recently quit as his request to return as a hidden camera was declined for a third year. Gnome cam ensures us the producers have even harsher plans for the housemates who choose to quit the show early never mind their plans for the one who get ejected which may cause controversy with the RSPCA.

Tom4784

30-05-2008, 12:51 AM

Shocking New Task Leaves us breathless!

In a controversial twist the winner of this year's Big Brother will be decided by a task. The task will be a test of endurance as each housemate will have to survive without Oxygen for an entire day, whoever wins the task will win the Big Brother grand prize which consists of a £10 voucher to WHSmith and a pet Hamster called Daryl.

After news of the twist broke, many people complained to OFCOM saying that it was indecent and cruel, OFCOM has since made this statement 'We were appalled when we first heard this news but after remembering the previous characters in Big Brother such as Charley Uchea, Chanelle Hayes and Jade Goody we realise that this may not be a bad thing and congratulate Channel 4 for their services to mankind'.

We attempted to contact Ex Host Davina McCall but her publicist revealed that she was too busy planning her wedding to Butch Russian Lesbian trackstar Ivana Fock. More news on this story as it occurs!

officialleafan

30-05-2008, 01:07 AM

"Ex-Bad Girls star for Celebrity Big Brother"

With Celebrity Big Brother 6 just around the corner, the rumour's are flying left right and center.

The sizzling hot Celebs are set to get a special treat this January in the form of Bad Girls babe Danielle Brent. The 28 year old is set to make a dazzling apperance in this years show, and promise's to be just as evil as her on screen character Natalie Buxton.

"Danielle will make the show extra special this year. The show needs a pick up after the race row which took place in 2007. We feel Danielle will provide the entertainment we need". Revealed the producer.

Although Danielle and producer's are keeping tight lipped on this years new batch, we have already been told that a famous celeb couple are to make an appearance. Rumours report that it's I'm A Celeb golden couple Katie "Jordan" Price and Peter Andre.

Celebrity Big Brother 6 kicks of in January...and we're ready for it.

Hope you like it :wink:

_Tom_

30-05-2008, 02:03 AM

Originally posted by Dezzy
Shocking New Task Leaves us breathless!

In a controversial twist the winner of this year's Big Brother will be decided by a task. The task will be a test of endurance as each housemate will have to survive without Oxygen for an entire day, whoever wins the task will win the Big Brother grand prize which consists of a £10 voucher to WHSmith and a pet Hamster called Daryl.

After news of the twist broke, many people complained to OFCOM saying that it was indecent and cruel, OFCOM has since made this statement 'We were appalled when we first heard this news but after remembering the previous characters in Big Brother such as Charley Uchea, Chanelle Hayes and Jade Goody we realise that this may not be a bad thing and congratulate Channel 4 for their services to mankind'.

We attempted to contact Ex Host Davina McCall but her publicist revealed that she was too busy planning her wedding to Butch Russian Lesbian trackstar Ivana Fock. More news on this story as it occurs!

LMAO! :joker: