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Amy
11-06-2004, 09:54 AM
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We catch up with star columnist Tania as she discusses the recent wave of nominations, nutters and nakedness that has taken Big Brother by storm.

Following her dramatic exit, are the housemates pining for Kitten?
Tania: The housemates are definitely over her. She will be missed though, mainly by us! She acted like a spoilt girl and provided loads of entertainment, but there are so many crazy antics going on in the house that she’ll soon be forgotten about.

Who will take her place as top dog?
Tania: I think Michelle will, mainly because there is a lot going on with her on the boy front. She could replace the madness and she has certainly got a few of the men on side.

Do you like Michelle?
Tania: I think she’s a nice girl. I understand that she loves sex and she loves porn and is into both guys and girls. But to go into the house and start getting down to it with someone in the first week is a bit low.

Poor Stuart doesn’t know what’s hit him, does he?
Tania: Yeah, I think if you give her a few weeks she may well start boiling bunnies. And that’s exactly what I want to see!

Ahmed, Emma and Michelle have been all been nominated this week. Who would cause the most trouble if they were voted into the secret room?
Tania: Emma seems really nice so I don’t think she would, but we shouldn’t forget about Ahmed. He has been really quiet since he came into the house, so might be able to get some revenge on the people he had a problem with, like Marco and Nadia. That would be fun.

Of those three, who is your favourite?
Tania: Either Emma or Michelle. Emma’s really nice but Michelle is very watchable. Ahmed is just a bit boring really.

What would you do if you were in their position?
Tania: I’d cause as much trouble as possible. I’d somehow stop everyone getting on with each other and cause a bit of friction between the housemates. We needed that last year, although this house is pretty fired up already.

Who do you like the most in the house?
Tania: Emma and Shell both come across as really nice people and I like the way that Jason is keeping it real. But in terms of keeping me entertained it has to be Michelle - because you just know she’ll go to any lengths to keep her man – and that makes for great viewing. The way she played Victor and Stuart off against each other was just a bit weird.

Which of the fellas do you fancy the most?
Tania: I suppose Jason and Stuart – after that the choice is quite limited!

So you like Jason’s plastic pecs?
Hmmm… well I’m not that excited by them I have to admit.

And who is getting on your nerves?
Tania: Vanessa in a way because she’s a bit manipulative. But then so is Michelle. Either way, it’s the girls who are pulling all the strings at the moment.

We think there’s a battle brewing between the blondes and the brunette ladies in the house. Who do you think will come out on top?
Tania: The brunettes of course! But then again, that is coming from a brunette! We’ll just have to wait and see.

And don’t forget ‘Marco’s harem’. Could the bald one clinch it?
Tania: No! Marco’s really fun, but he will get on everyone’s nerves in the end. He’s great to watch and he’s real entertainment. I think I’d get on with him really well, but I know a lot of people have been saying they can’t stand him.

Does he match up to Big Brother 3’s Brian Dowling?
Tania: No!

Do you think you would you have unearthed Nadia’s little secret by now?
Tania: I’m not sure. Actually, if you’re with someone 24 hours a day then you probably should notice. I wouldn’t have thought she’d had a sex change but then again, she does look a bit manly.

Emma recently walked in on Victor while he was enjoying a moment of privacy in the bathroom. Did anything like that ever happen to you?
Tania: No one ever walked in on me but I walked in on every boy in the Big Brother house doing the business. It was just accidental, but they were all fine with it! I think Victor should have just got over it.

Did you ever do anything that really made you cringe when you watched it back?
Tania: Yes, when I got called a pig and then started crying like a nutter… it‘s possible that I may have overreacted a bit!

Finally, the housemates recently decided that they wanted to have a communal naked shower. Would you join in?
Tania: If everyone else was, I definitely would

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