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x_mel_x
16-06-2008, 04:18 PM
Since long-term couples who live together quite often don’t have sex at all (we’re speaking from experience here. *cries*), we were hoping Mario and Lisa would spare us from any sub-duvet fumblings. Sadly, we were wrong. Very wrong. We’d been hearing whisperings all day that the body-building beasts had got a bit frisky last night, but we were hoping it was just hearsay (pure and simple). However, a spokeslady from BB tells a different story. “We can't confirm or deny what 'action' took place between Lisa and Mario, as they were both underneath the duvet at the time, and Big Brother does not have cameras under the covers,” she says. “To confirm what the housemates did or didn't do under the duvet you will have to ask them when they come out of the house. Tune in tonight though as viewers will be able to see or not see for themselves.” Aargh! Yep, that’s right – we’ll all get to hear Mario make some sexy noises on tonight’s show. There’s only one thing for it – you simply must watch the footage (Channel 4, 10pm) and then come back here and tell us whether you think they got jiggy or not. After this ordeal we think BB might have to extend their free counselling service to viewers as well as housemates



Heatworld (http://www.heatworld.com/Article/6065/Big+Brother/Don%e2%80%99t+all+run+away+screaming+but%e2%80%a6+ who+wants+to+see+Mario+and+Lisa+having+sex!)

Mrluvaluva
16-06-2008, 04:22 PM
I think I will give the show a miss tonight then.

PrimaryObjective
16-06-2008, 04:25 PM
I do not want to see/hear that.

supernoodles!
16-06-2008, 04:27 PM
eeew get them out

Lauren
16-06-2008, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by supernoodles!
eeew get them out

Just cos they had sex? :laugh2:

(Joking, haha).

PrimaryObjective
16-06-2008, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by supernoodles!
eeew get them out

It seems that they did "get them out". :tongue:

Cheryl-cole-hottie
16-06-2008, 04:43 PM
yeh it does lol
i might close my eyes wen they show it lol as Lisa and mario having sex just makes me wanna threow up lol:shrug:

GiRTh
16-06-2008, 04:44 PM
Oh good lord.

I haven't eaten yet.

PrimaryObjective
16-06-2008, 06:12 PM
If I were you, I'd leave a clear hour between eating and watching the show then.

Use the same principle as with exercise.

supernoodles!
16-06-2008, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by PrimaryObjective
Originally posted by supernoodles!
eeew get them out

It seems that they did "get them out". :tongue:

lol blerrrugh

SamR
16-06-2008, 07:38 PM
someone pass me a bucket!

armani
17-06-2008, 11:51 AM
ive seen it pmsl, its like 2 cave men shaggin