how do you use yours

[jonsep]

alex uses her virgin mobile to call her lawyer

[jonsep]

mario uses his to call his fans

[Riz]

lol. so random!

[bringbackscience]

Kat uses hers to order some cookies.

[Matt]

I used mine to call jonesp and tell them that this thread was a great idea :wink:

[jonsep]

kat uses hers to phone willy wonka

[jonsep]

Originally posted by Matt
I used mine to call jonesp and tell them that this thread was a great idea :wink: cheers matt:thumbs:

[jonsep]

mickiey uses his to call surgeon to remove mario from his ar**

[jonsep]

dale uses his to keep track of jen incase she finds out hes bore

[brohoe]

lisa uses it to stay in contact with "her" surgon

[MontanaFX]

BB uses his on load-speaker so every1 can their convo.

I use mine to phone people.

[Firewire]

Alex uses hers to bully people.

[CallumJoshuaSturt]

Originally posted by jonsep
mario uses his to call his fans

Lol He dose have any

[CallumJoshuaSturt]

Luke uses his the hire a suit

Syliva uses her's to find a new person to sheep now alex has gone

Jennifer uses her's to moan

[fairymoon]

mario has a fan club of 14 millon rember that lol

[xDramatick]

steph uses hers to get herself back in the house.

dennis uses his to buy even brighter underwear and socks

[Jack_]

Alex uses hers to tell Steph to remember that she told her.

[Noel]

Mohamed uses his to call Pete Burns for dressing tips.

[Xander]

Dale uses his to take pictures of himself....


Mario uses his to record his & Lisa's romps in the bedroom...

[jonsep]

Originally posted by Bradley!
Mohamed uses his to call Pete Burns for dressing tips. lol

[jonsep]

darnel uses his to tell people hes albino.again

[Sod_James]

Luke uses his to leave himself voicemail's and text himself.

[jonsep]

sylvia uses hers on vibrate under the covers

[Shaun]

Zezi enjoys her mobile phone charger so much, she styles her hair with it.

[Callum]

Kathreya uses hers to ring her mum and ask her to bake her cookies.

[MontanaFX]

Alex uses hers to remind people she told them!

[Sod_James]

Stephanie uses hers to call a cab to take her to the doll office.

[Lings]

Rex uses his to book a table and order a £120 bottle of vodka.

[jonsep]

bex uses hers to call bb an say cheap shot

[Sammeth]

Mario uses his to keep in contact with his boyfriend, Lisa.

[DamonJ]

Davina uses hers to order another load of pregnancy tests.

[CrossingGuard]

Kat uses her's to say the new words that she learned.

Bex uses her's to tell everyone that she's cooking chips.

[jonsep]

ashleen uses hers to phone alex an say, no youself little girl

[tinkerbell]

Originally posted by MontanaFX
Alex uses hers to remind people she told them!

LOL !

[xDramatick]

Originally posted by Shaun
Zezi enjoys her mobile phone charger so much, she styles her hair with it.

ROTFLMFAO.

[jonsep]

i use mine to phone all those people who think alex was misinterpreted to go and live with her

[Emilee]

Mohammed Uses his to call for a cross-dressing party!

[jonsep]

i use mine to phone davina and ask her to punch alex on behalve of the world

[Lauren]

Rachel uses hers to *quiet mutter*

[Jackie]

Mario uses his to call all his fans :laugh3:

[jonsep]

dale uses his to phone alex an say why did you ******* up,look what theyve put in your place, :bawling:

[Tom4784]

Kathreya uses hers to complain to mystic meg about the rising prices of cookies.

Lisa uses hers to order endless vats of botox.

Bex uses hers to tell Big Brother that he's a beast.

[jonsep]

stewart uses his to call sylvias fella to say unlucky mate

[thisisme2008]

The housemates (they get worse as inspiration slowly diminished):

Alex uses hers to threaten familes.
Dale uses his to call his ex's and remind them of how good looking he is.
Dale also uses his to call Rex a penis.
Darnell uses his to attempt to avoid being deported.
Dennis uses his to order his gay pills.
Jennifer uses hers to tell everyone that Dale isn't her type!
Kat uses hers to book a flight to Maryland (where cookies come from)
Lisa uses hers to buy some bodybuilding steroids.
Luke uses his to call Bex and tell her how he wants her to molest him in his bed.
Mario uses his to remind the world of how he is a manager of people and cares for the blind.
Mario also uses his to mobilise his 14 million strong fan club.
Michael uses his to tell Sylvia to shut up.
Mohamed uses his to call his butcher.
Rachel uses hers to cry about how mean Alexandra is.
Rebecca uses hers to call Big Brother a beast!
Rex uses his to tell Alexandra how her hairline is receding.
Steph uses hers to beg someone to make her famous.
Stuart uses his as a mirror!
Sylvia uses hers to call her boyfriend to tell him she fancies Stuart.

Ok they weren't good I'm sorry. :blush2:

[Emilee]

Mohammed used his to order Halal Meat...

[AlexBigBrother]

i use mine to call crimewatch and say that mario beat me up in a previous marriage:blush:

[thisisme2008]

Originally posted by AlexBigBrother
i use mine to call crimewatch and say that mario beat me up in a previous marriage:blush:

hahaha :laugh3:

[jonsep]

mario uses his to vote for himself because all his fans have deserted him:xyxwave:

[AngRemembered]

I use mine to block the cat flap at night, during the day I use it as a wall clock

[jonsep]

Originally posted by Angiebabe
I use mine to block the cat flap at night, during the day I use it as a wall clock :puzzled:

[Jackie]

Mario uses his to call a Taxi.

[stonedape]

George uses his to have a bitch about incompetent co-hosts.

[fingers]

Lisa keeps hers down the front of her knickers!

[Geraldo]

Originally posted by fingers
Lisa keeps hers down the front of her knickers!
ha ha ha ha ha ha:tongue:

[jonsep]

Originally posted by Geraldo
Originally posted by fingers
Lisa keeps hers down the front of her knickers!
ha ha ha ha ha ha:tongue: on vibrate

[Jack]

Belinda uses hers to shabba dabba doo da baba.

[jonsep]

luke uses his to phone the clinic:yuk:

[violet]

Bex breaks hers whenever she's bored

[LemonJam]

None for Sara or Maysoon :o

Sara uses hers on vibrate in inappropriate places, gets drunk and then vomits all over it.

Hell I can't think of Maysoon, I'll do another Sara one

Sara uses hers to tell the cookie monster "I want you back"

[jonsep]

maysoon uses hers to wake her up:cheer2:

[jonsep]

rex uses his to order bodyguards

[_Seth]

Originally posted by bringbackscience
Kat uses hers to order some cookies. LMAO

[30stone]

Kat uses hers to ask people weather shes 3 or 30.

Darnell cried because his fone was never as good as anyone elses.

[LemonJam]

Mohamed eats his.

[Amy]

Nicole uses her's to let people know she really is a nice person

[jonsep]

rachel wont answer hers because its on the fence:colour: