What will people complain about next?

[Jack_]

So, we've had people complaining about the swearing used in highlight shows, the nudity, the bullying, and now the Virgin Media indents. :rolleyes:

So what does everyone think people will complain about next?

[Note: This thread is intended for stupid, ridiculous answers, a bit like the complaints that have already been made] :laugh:

[Sod_James]

The wallpaper and that fake grass is damaging the atmosphere.

[Sunny_01]

I think we might need to complain about the amount of flesh exposed on the highlight shows, I mean come on we look at arms and legs and tummys, it is far too much!:banana:

[x_mel_x]

The stairs are a health hazard as people could trip up on them on the way out.

[Scarlett.]

OMG I hate the grass

BIG BROTHER SHOULD BE SHUT DOWN BECAUSE OF THAT DAMNED GRASS
*shoots self*

[Dan_]

Lisa's botox, cannot have people promoting that on television.

[jonsep]

people will complain that people are complaining to much

[Shaun]

I think Big Brother are EXPLOITING KATHREYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BECAUSE SHE'S ASIAN!!!!

bb are racist!!!

[Sod_James]

Originally posted by jonsep
people will complain that people are complaining to much

and then the complainers will complain about them complaining :conf2:

[Matt]

I think people will complain about the height of the door into the basic bedroom. It's about 5mm below the recommended minimum height for doors apparently...

[Jack_]

The pool is too deep, the housemates are going to drown!

The cameras in the toilets - BB are perverts! :nono:

[arista]

Originally posted by Dan_
Lisa's botox, cannot have people promoting that on television.



We need to watch her Injecting it
her face
in the Diary room.

[Matt10k]

When one of the other housemates inevitably kills Mario, I'm sure there'll be complaints...

[Callum]

That the diary room chair looks to comfy.

[Jase]

The TV is placed too high up, house mates will get strain in there neck.

[bananarama]

I would like to complain that BB does not put the Ofcom web site address at the start of BB and in the end credits. Also Ofcoms telephone number should be included amongst the housemates phone numbers on eviction nights....

[MontanaFX]

Originally posted by Jack_
So, we've had people complaining about the swearing used in highlight shows, the nudity, the bullying, and now the Virgin Media indents. :rolleyes:

So what does everyone think people will complain about next?

[Note: This thread is intended for stupid, ridiculous answers, a bit like the complaints that have already been made] :laugh: I havent a clue, but they will find something. Why watch the bloody show if you are offended my social interaction. Go watch Richard and Judy instead.

[Jack_]

Bump. Keep them coming. :tongue:

They will complain that Dale would of hurt his hand on the block of wood.

[flloyd]

Quote:
Originally posted by jonsep
people will complain that people are complaining to much


and then the complainers will complain about them complaining


and then the complainers will complain about the people complaining about them complaining at the complaining

[Killian]

They'll complain that the wood used to create the chopping block was a waste of tree bark and it was cruel.

[housem8]

Originally posted by Jack_

[Note: This thread is intended for stupid, ridiculous answers, a bit like the complaints that have already been made] :laugh:

Okay the housemates will complain about the lack of available condoms :laugh::laugh: is that stuopid and ridiculous enough for you mate?

[*mazedsalv**]

I think they will complain about the corners of the walls as they are too sharp and a big hazzard. Or they could complain about showing housemates faces in the morning.

[MaDdOctoR]

Originally posted by Jack_
So, we've had people complaining about the swearing used in highlight shows, the nudity, the bullying, and now the Virgin Media indents. :rolleyes:

So what does everyone think people will complain about next?

[Note: This thread is intended for stupid, ridiculous answers, a bit like the complaints that have already been made] :laugh:

Smilies...probably

:nono:

:tongue:

dOc

[seaniscool]

people will probably complain about people complaining o wait were kind of doing that haha

[PrimaryObjective]

I'd like to complain about the vomit-inducing scenes of Mario squeezing Lisa's spots. I think there ought to be a clear warning beforehand, to avoid any choking hazard if the viewer is eating.

[MaDdOctoR]

Originally posted by PrimaryObjective
I'd like to complain about the vomit-inducing scenes of Mario squeezing Lisa's spots. I think there ought to be a clear warning beforehand, to avoid any choking hazard if the viewer is eating.
I think there should be a general warning when Mario is about to appear on screen...

dOc

[brohoe]

I'd like to take the time to show you a transcript of a phone call i made to enomol.

Enomol shall be denoted as E, where as i shall be denoted as supershadowwikedwickedcoolmegamunch

E - Hello, you are through to enomol

supershadowwikedwickedcoolmegamunch - Hi, I just had a few concerns about a few things

E - Well on our website we have a complaints form..

supershadowwikedwickedcoolmegamunch - Don't have an internet connection

E - Well we can sent you one through the post

supershadowwikedwickedcoolmegamunch - No i don't think so, due to an "incidenct" that happened a few years ago,which i am ashamed of, i am no longer allowed in a 5 meter radius of a postbox or property of the queen

E - Maby friends or family could post it for you,

supershadowwikedwickedcoolmegamunch - erm yeah - freak balloning acident, i don't really want to talk about it

E - Ok, do you want to fill in a form over the phone

supershadowwikedwickedcoolmegamunch - Yes

E - Okay, can i take your complaint

supershadowwikedwickedcoolmegamunch - Yes it's about the show Big Brother,The opening titles scare me

E - Okay thank you for sharing your critisms with us, if i could take a few details

supershadowwikedwickedcoolmegamunch - No you don't get it they terrify me, and the crowd , on eviction night, they were too loud, yet on opening night too quite ,and the housemates, nobody has a christian name after S, for **** sake S, what kind of show is this.?

and then the line went dead. ****tards

[thisisme2008]

I think they will complain about the treatment given to those in the house, when the government neglects those living below the poverty line :bouncy::thumbs:

[SexualHeroics]

It's unfair on the rest of the housemates having to compete with Myhero.