Its good to be back :)

[Tom]

Well, none of you had even noticed I'd vanished anyway so a bit of a pointless thread eh? :rolleyes::laugh::spin2:

And this is all going to sound far fetched ... but it happened.

Basically I've been an idiot and you'll laugh. Was on my motorbike (because I'm well good like that :dazzler:) and some annoying little kid thought it would be funny to run out in front of me meaning I had to swerve, and drove straight into an oncoming truck :joker:

Now I remember none of this, its all from the account of the driver/CCTV. I've had a short term memory loss meaning I've had to start again with Big Brother (don't spoil it please, I'm up to Day 4 :hello:) and its quite bizarre actually. I was sat earlier on talking to Shaun on MSN and having a conversation we've already had whilst watching something I've already watched but was still shocked and surprised. Very strange.

Anyway I was out of it for about 4 days, never thought I'd pull through and was blessed by a priest and everything :shocked:. Some faith they have in me eh. Then I just came round and recovered very quickly and I'm out 10 days later. Its all happened really quickly and quite a miracle- even they couldn't believe how quick it was.

As far as injuries go, the miracles continue. I have none, well I say none, none worth telling. Cracked collar bone, a few bruises and a kneecap that was operated on for dislocation (where to add to the drama I supposedly died for 10 seconds, at least thats some kind of consolation :bigsmile:).

So kids, the moral of the story is if you're going to get involved in an accident, do it properly so you have decent injuries to show off and remember. Don't come out of something really serious with nothing but a couple of bruises like I have :bawling: Seems I can't even get being injured right :laugh::tongue:

[Shaun]

Oh my god really?

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Messing. Good to have you back :wink:

[Billy]

lmao!
glad youre okay, was wondering where you went. And if you dont want it ruined then DONT LOOK AT MY SIG.

[Matt]

I'm sorry to hear that Tom. :sad:

I'm glad you're OK and hope your injuries heal soon :)

[Tom]

Oh shut it Billy, trust you to say lmao :joker: I can't see signatures anyway, I turned them off :bigsmile:

Thanks for the comment Matt. Injuries aren't too bad but I've rather have something more horrific than these pathetic excuses for injuries from that :bawling::laugh:

[Conzors]

OH.
MY.
GOD.

You Died? And You Injured? You Was In A Cama? OMG OMG.

Thank god your Okay

*thanks god*

Omg.

[Tom]

Yes, just pull all the dramatic points out so its like a Hollyoaks story :angel:

[MrGaryy]

You should turn sigs off at the control panel, as loads will have spoilers!

[Princess]

OMG! I hope you're ok! My grandad lost his short term memory,he has never got it back though,so you're very lucky!

[AngRemembered]

hey glad your ok, and welcome back safely :laugh::hug:

[*mazedsalv**]

Omg Hope your okay.
Welcome back.

[Matt08]

Glad that you're OK Tom and I hope that you continue to make a fast recovery. :wink::thumbs:

[Tom]

Originally posted by Princess
OMG! I hope you're ok! My grandad lost his short term memory,he has never got it back though,so you're very lucky!

Its only a week or so- a week where nothing really happened anyway so its nothing that can't really be regained :spin2:

Oh I've also had signatures turned off for a good while, they annoy me :laugh2:

[Spike]

OMG.
Glad you're okay
Enjoy BB9 again

[Dan_]

Crikey, glad you're okay now Tom.

[Lauren]

:shocked::shocked: Oh dear god, that sounds horrific!
Glad you're okay!

(I was about to post about my injuries I got last week but I think I will keep it to myself when compared to this PMSL :whistle:).

[Billy]

Originally posted by Tom
Oh shut it Billy, trust you to say lmao :joker: I can't see signatures anyway, I turned them off :bigsmile:

Thanks for the comment Matt. Injuries aren't too bad but I've rather have something more horrific than these pathetic excuses for injuries from that :bawling::laugh:

LOL. I wasnt being horrible I was saying dont look at my sig cos it spoils who went first.

[Shaun]

Tom will never remember Alex told him. :sad:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Shaun
Tom will never remember Alex told him. :sad:

:laugh3: Lmao!

[Nicky.]

O
M
G

=( x

Aww =( x

Thats awful =( x

Soo glad your ok and you keep getting better quickly! x

:flowers: x

[sol]

Woh, hope you're okay now Tom!

[Tom]

Originally posted by Lauren
:shocked::shocked: Oh dear god, that sounds horrific!
Glad you're okay!

(I was about to post about my injuries I got last week but I think I will keep it to myself when compared to this PMSL :whistle:).

Go on, list them! At least you would have done getting injured properly! :joker:

And Shaun, I know what remember I told you is all about now, I was a geek last night and watched up to the nominations episode so I've got Wednesday-Saturday left and I will watch them before the BBLB repeat on E4 at 7pm.

[Tom]

Originally posted by Billy21
Originally posted by Tom
Oh shut it Billy, trust you to say lmao :joker: I can't see signatures anyway, I turned them off :bigsmile:

Thanks for the comment Matt. Injuries aren't too bad but I've rather have something more horrific than these pathetic excuses for injuries from that :bawling::laugh:

LOL. I wasnt being horrible I was saying dont look at my sig cos it spoils who went first.

And your avatar :joker:

I've only just noticed that, but I've seen it now anyway. Trust you eh Billy. Stay away from Rachel & Kat :dance2:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by Lauren
:shocked::shocked: Oh dear god, that sounds horrific!
Glad you're okay!

(I was about to post about my injuries I got last week but I think I will keep it to myself when compared to this PMSL :whistle:).

Go on, list them! At least you would have done getting injured properly! :joker:


Hahah, they're crap but if you insist!

I was randomly assaulted in a nightclub by a bloke.
He pushed me backwards and kicked me a couple of times yet I still managed to get a fractured wrist, bruised ribs, and injured tendon. I'm so fragile :bawling:

[Harry!]

Wooo? Your back.

[Tom]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by Lauren
:shocked::shocked: Oh dear god, that sounds horrific!
Glad you're okay!

(I was about to post about my injuries I got last week but I think I will keep it to myself when compared to this PMSL :whistle:).

Go on, list them! At least you would have done getting injured properly! :joker:


Hahah, they're c**p but if you insist!

I was randomly assaulted in a nightclub by a bloke.
He pushed me backwards and kicked me a couple of times yet I still managed to get a fractured wrist, bruised ribs, and injured tendon. I'm so fragile :bawling:

We should swap injuries :eureka:

They're better than mine!

And I hope the man burns in hell for touching you
:dance:

[Legend]

You're the only person I know who is happy to have died for 10 seconds so you had a story to tell. :hugesmile:

It's good to see you back, and alive.

Hope your bike's alright. :wink:

[Legend]

Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by Lauren
:shocked::shocked: Oh dear god, that sounds horrific!
Glad you're okay!

(I was about to post about my injuries I got last week but I think I will keep it to myself when compared to this PMSL :whistle:).

Go on, list them! At least you would have done getting injured properly! :joker:


Hahah, they're c**p but if you insist!

I was randomly assaulted in a nightclub by a bloke.
He pushed me backwards and kicked me a couple of times yet I still managed to get a fractured wrist, bruised ribs, and injured tendon. I'm so fragile :bawling:

We should swap injuries :eureka:

They're better than mine!

And I hope the man burns in hell for touching you
:dance:

Can I join in?

I was putting the chips in the thing where they cook in work, and the chip fat bounced back at me and burnt my hand and arm ... I had to go the hospital.

I also broke a nail. :sad:

[Kore]

Hello Tom! welcome back mate

[Tom]

Originally posted by Legend
Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by Lauren
:shocked::shocked: Oh dear god, that sounds horrific!
Glad you're okay!

(I was about to post about my injuries I got last week but I think I will keep it to myself when compared to this PMSL :whistle:).

Go on, list them! At least you would have done getting injured properly! :joker:


Hahah, they're c**p but if you insist!

I was randomly assaulted in a nightclub by a bloke.
He pushed me backwards and kicked me a couple of times yet I still managed to get a fractured wrist, bruised ribs, and injured tendon. I'm so fragile :bawling:

We should swap injuries :eureka:

They're better than mine!

And I hope the man burns in hell for touching you
:dance:

Can I join in?

I was putting the chips in the thing where they cook in work, and the chip fat bounced back at me and burnt my hand and arm ... I had to go the hospital.

I also broke a nail. :sad:

LOL

I couldn't be doing with that

I'm bad enough when the frying pan spits at me :bawling::laugh:

[Shaun]

Oh I have it the worst - I have a cold.

Sure, it wasn't caused by an oncoming truck, but still.

[Scarlett.]

Glad your ok now Tom :hello:

[Tom]

Shaun, you've got it so bad, I mean Lauren is sat there with bruised ribs but thats not a patch on sneezing a few times :bored::elephant:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Tom
Shaun, you've got it so bad, I mean Lauren is sat there with bruised ribs but thats not a patch on sneezing a few times :bored::elephant:

Exactly! I mean, sure I'm sat here in constant pain, unable to move any significant amount - but at least I aint sneezing!

:whistle:

[Ross]

Is your bike ok? Did it need fixing? :bawling:











...kidding. Welcome back butt. :wink:

[Tom]

Now sneezing with bruised ribs would be difficult :tongue:

[Tom]

Originally posted by Ross
Is your bike ok? Did it need fixing? :bawling:











...kidding. Welcome back butt. :wink:

No, I'm bizarrely very annoyed about that. Few scratches and a bit of a dent but thats about it, that got away fine and I still couldn't get injured properly :mad::laugh:

Always wear padding though kids if you decide to drive into trucks on a motorbike :rolleyes::laugh:

[xDramatick]

TTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM

=[
youbetterbebetter :D

YOU BETTER REMEMBER ME =[

I noticed you were gone -cough-onceshauntoldme.

and yeah.
biglove<3 heh =D

[BexButNotCovBex]

Welcome back.

[Jackie]

I'm glad you're okay Tom and your alive and well my daughter was a pillion on the back of a motorbike someone pulled out in front of them at a junction and she was thrown over the top of the handlebars and unfortunately died at the scene so you're very very lucky make the most of you're life because you don't no whats round the corner.

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by BexButNotCovBex
Welcome back.

Would you stop bumping threads after months of inactivity? Getting quite frustrating... :whistle: