The BB9 Caption Game!

[Loukas]

Hello! I love giving captions to random pictures. So lets turn it into a game. Each week i'm going to post a random BB9 picture in this topic. Members have the rest of the week to make up funny captions for the picture. Everyones a winner! Just have fun!

This weeks picture.

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/images/Channel4/bigbrother9/day21/gallery/men-nude/d21_males_mariodale_A.jpg


Think of the funniest captions you can!

[Shaun]

The contestants for 'Mr. Worst Underwear UK' start the 'posing round'.

[Loukas]

LOL!!

Mario: Bitch, i want my body back!

[Ross]

Mario: *looks at Dale* ...scum.

[AngRemembered]

Mario (staring at the arm pits) get a shave you hairy little beast

[AngRemembered]

Mario... So hows you and Jen these days everything ok?

Dale.... yeah fine but she can be a bit of a pain in the neck somedays

[Indierock&roll]

*mario thinking*
wow, jennifer is so lucky!

[Kore]

Mario: "The thing is Dale, I know so many people throughout the country -- throughout the world. I know a LOT of people, I'm talking hundreds. Hundreds of thousands. A massive network. not only that...but I am also a facilitator, a manager of people...i run a multi million pound company"

Dale: ''alright like''

Mario: "but I dont want to be seen as the big I am. I'm not a Billy Bullshiner. Dale are you listening to me?''

Dale: Yeah like.. like.. do you think Jen likes me?

[Mrluvaluva]

"Dale prepares to destroy Mario's bad shorts with his Spidey armpit spray"

[SexualHeroics]

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/images/Channel4/bigbrother9/day21/gallery/men-nude/d21_males_mariodale_A.jpg

Mario: "Are you checking for one of Jennifer's knives Dale?"

[choppo]

my hands are tied dude i cant do anything without jen,s say so

[melanie]

Mario: How YOU doin?

[officialleafan]

Originally posted by SexualHeroics
http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/images/Channel4/bigbrother9/day21/gallery/men-nude/d21_males_mariodale_A.jpg


Didn't Dale know that underwear attracts competition?

[Arneldo]

"As part of this weeks task, Dale gets a chance to see what he will be like in twenty years time.."

[SexualHeroics]

Originally posted by officialleafan
http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/images/Channel4/bigbrother9/day21/gallery/men-nude/d21_males_mariodale_A.jpg

Didn't Dale know that underwear attracts competition?
LOL. Genius. Mario's well looking for an underwear-off isn't he.

[Loukas]

LOL!

This weeks picture is....


http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/images/Channel4/bigbrother9/Day2/evening/bb9_d2_scockedhms_1645_440_a.jpg