Threadkillers

[Tom]

This thread is probably just going to bomb anyway but its a good idea in my head :tongue:. Ever feel like every thread you post in just sinks into obscurity and its YOUR fault and everyone else notices that you're a thread killer? :joker:

Post in here and we'll see if you are a thread killer :thumbs:

[Nurse57]

Thats me.

[xDramatick]

I hate it when I post in a thread.
&It's the last ever post there.
+no-one else replies.

That makes me feel really awkward =\
I've even gone back and edited/deleted the post.

[Mrluvaluva]

"Tumbleweed"

:joker:

[Barbie]

I have had that... its just the way it goes

[AngRemembered]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
"Tumbleweed"

:joker:

Has Luke fell over again:rolleyes:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Angiebabe

Has Luke fell over again:rolleyes:

Now I get it after the edit! Lol.

[AngRemembered]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva

Now I get it after the edit! Lol.

:blush2: I cant do anything fast apart from kill a damn thread :kiss:

[Shaun]

This post will kill this thread.

[Rocko]

Is this thread a dig at moi?

:p

I reckon since I resurfaced from last year I have killed a heck of a load of threads >_>.

[Sticks]

Just mention Hitler or the Nazi regime and by Godwin's Law (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law) that should kill a thread stone dead :whistle:

[DamonJ]

Now, I will definately kill this thread.

[Noel]

I just murdered someone.

[Noel]

Did it work? :D

[DamonJ]

Damn.
Who did you murder?

{{Anyone who replies after this is a smelly *****}}

[Noel]

YOU.

Sorry..but it's always been my life long dream to be a smelly *****. ^__^

[DamonJ]

Ew.
lmao.
its my ambition too.

[Rocko]

Next poster after me has to kiss me.

[DamonJ]

*hopes Bradley sneaks a post in before I click the Post Reply button*

QUICK Bradley!

[Noel]

uhhh..I dunno what to say?!

K;RE;KFWEHNFKLEAFLEFKJESFLKJSEHN;KWENGF

[DamonJ]

I will ultimately kill this thread.
I am determined to have the last word; well, the last post.

[Noel]

Never!

[Lauren]

Mark(us) has told me MANY times that I am an infamous thread killer :sad:

[Indierock&roll]

i think im a thread killer.. ah well

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Lauren
Mark(us) has told me MANY times that I am an infamous thread killer :sad:

Awwwwwwwww.
Well Markus is a bitch anyway. He has some sort of weird obsession with Nuns.

Oh yes, don't believe his innocence.

[Rocko]

Originally posted by DamonJ
He has some sort of weird obsession with Nuns.


Who doesn't?:spin2:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by DamonJ
He has some sort of weird obsession with Nuns.

:shocked: Nuns?! I know of Mark's obsession...

[Sticks]

This vaguely reminds me of the old Boris thread, where Boris was convinced every thread she posted in, died

I don't believe she posts here any more :sad:

[DamonJ]

Ewww.
You're all Nun fiddlers.

LOL.

[Noel]

Nuns make me feel tingly inside. I like to lick at least one nun every day.

[DamonJ]

I can't believe you are aroused by Nuns, Bradley.
Is it the rosary beads that make you have butterflies inside?

[Noel]

No. Their bloomers. Oh how I wish I could just touch their undergarments..*moans*

[DamonJ]

PMSL
U N D E R G A R M E N T S
I love that word

<3

[Noel]

I love you, Damon. I love you.

[DamonJ]

THIS THREAD IS NOT DYING.
Well; you are not being the killer.

Just go back to your Nun Bradley, she's waiting with her candles and UNDERGARMENTS

[Noel]

There is NOOOOOOOOOOO way I am letting you kill this thread.
Looks like we'll be here 'til the death.
But it's okay. I've always wanted to die with a lil' hottie like you.
:lovedup:

[DamonJ]

Ew. Bradley.
Peadophilia is so unattractive.
I am only two years old. :sad:

[Noel]

I like 'em young. :P

(would this thread die already?! I am resulting to paedophilia!)

[DamonJ]

uh bet you'd thought it died then.
then i came and made the all important post =D

[Noel]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[DamonJ]

oh yes.
uhm back and staling your "title"

[Noel]

*Peggy Mitchell accent * Get atta my pub!

[DamonJ]

Bianca accent: NAH PISS OFF

[Noel]

*Pat Butcher accent* I like girls. :)

[DamonJ]

Yolande accent: Hai DOROTHY. Get back to ya laundrette

[Noel]

*Dorothy accent* Matthew, Verse 2 Chapter 7: Jesus was lost and Jesus was found. Don't worry, dear. *smokes* *coughs*

[DamonJ]

Sonia accent: LOOK, I AM A UGLY BITCH AND I LEFT CUZ I GOT TOO SNOBBY FOR EASTENDERS

[Noel]

*Sharon accent* Yes, Peggy. I'm back. FOR GOOD.

*Eastenders drumroll*

[DamonJ]

Oh God what if Dirty Den came back? Again? :sad:

Well you know, all we saw in the cellar when Sam dug him up was a foot. And he wasn't dead the first time when Chrissy hit him. :shocked:

[Noel]

=O
It could work!
And he could come back gay! :D

*Dirty Den accent* Hi guyss! Just back from San Fransisco babes. It was FAB-UL-OUS! Look at all the snaps I took! *shows pictures of naked men* Ohh...it was TO DIE FOR!

(bahahahahaha. just thought I would make a little joke associated with his second fake death. bahahahahaha)

[DamonJ]

lmao// dot would be disgusted.
aww
that could be the episode
dot died. ^_^

[Noel]

awh no.
I can imagine..
(Dot on her death bed) I just want to tell you something before I die..I..I...I am a l..le...lesbian..*dies*

=O
ANOTHER gay character!
Then it is renamed Eastbenders :D

[DamonJ]

eastbenders lmao//
we could like go the whole hog and bring Pauline back from the dead as a lesbian.
^_^
now
that would be good// :thumbs2:

[Noel]

Yehh! That would be AMAZING!
It would be like Romeo and Juliet! She comes back to proclaim her unrequited love for Dot, but discovers she is dead too! Then she commits suicide, then Dot comes back!
=O Ooohh....the possibilities!

[Tom]

I started this thread, I should end it :colour:

[DamonJ]

eastbenders// back from the dead... again
then like two episode later.. whoever commited suicide comes back from the dead from behind the bar in the Queen Vic

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Tom
I started this thread, I should end it :colour:

me and bradley kinda took over// its our chat thread
about eastbenders lmao// :laugh:

[Noel]

I will end it, Tom! MWUAHAA!
Yehh! Then Dirty Den comes up from behind the bar licking his lips. "Oooh dot you taste gooood."

[DamonJ]

lmao
dyke den.
lmao//
i know he's male
ooooohhhh
or is he?
did he have the sex change op?

*eastbenders drum roll*

[Noel]

lmaoo!
Dyke Den!
=O
The intrigue!!
Sex Change Op Dyke Den!
Dyke Danii!
also known as Danii Minogue!
Omg this show gets better and better!
If we were the writers, the ratings would be THROUGH THE ROOF.

[DamonJ]

through the roof?
bitch//
they'd be sky high

and we could ressurect alfie moon as annie moon
and kat slater as kevin slater//

eastbenders rulezzzzzzz

[Noel]

Oh do excuse me, Damon! lol.
And Nana Moon comes back as MANa Moon! (bahahahaha)
And Phil Mitchell as Phyllis Mingehell!

[DamonJ]

lmaooo//
mana moon
i love it.

[Sticks]

This thread is identicle to this one (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=26705#pid38823)

[Tom]

Originally posted by Sticks
This thread is identicle to this one (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=26705#pid38823)

This one is going to be bigger ... and better :tongue: .... hopefully :thumbs2:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sticks
This thread is identicle to this one (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=26705#pid38823)

Which is from 2003. It would be silly to drag it back up to reiterate a point.

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Sticks
This thread is identicle to this one (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=26705#pid38823)

Which is from 2003. It would be silly to drag it back up to reiterate a point.

The thread was actually locked, if you read through it you will see what we were like in those early days, and a number of posters are no longer with us, especially Romantic Old Bird, who died earlier this year :sad:

[Tom]

Thats one pretty good way to end a thread Sticks, just mention something that will make people sad :laugh:

[Mrluvaluva]

This thread was killed off by Tom over 2 hours ago. Thought I might have a try.

[Tom]

No chance ... maybe :laugh:

[Noel]

Boobs.