Lies and Rumours about the person above you!

[Rocko]

Make up an outrageous lie, tall tale, or vicious piece of gossip about the person (directly) above you.

[Loukas]

Omg! Have you heard!? Rocko had a 3 in a bed with santa and the toothfairy!!! :shocked:

[Rocko]

^ Likes licking monkey feet.

[AngRemembered]

Rocky and I have a child together called tinkerbell, but anyway the lie about him is that he has now left me and tinky ....for a guy called Roger :bawling:

[Loukas]

Angie accused me of being the father of her 6th child, Henry. The father turned out to be Richard's from BB7. WOW! Angie is soo beautiful she turned a gay guy, straight. You go girl.

OMFG! I'm such a freak :blush2:

[Rocko]

^ Was the first wife of Mario Marconi, 5 kids all of whom are now Britain's top Health and Safety ministers.

[melanie]

Rocks turn him on

[Loukas]

WIFE!?

Rocko was the one who had gay sex with one of the royal family!! :dance2:

[AngRemembered]

Double trouble was the first person ever to be caught shoplifting in Primark and Poundland on the same afternoon:laugh:

[Diablo]

Double Trouble is a ballerina

[Loukas]

Originally posted by Angiebabe
Double trouble was the first person ever to be caught shoplifting in Primark and Poundland on the same afternoon:laugh:
:tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

Well Angie went into the £1 shop and complained about the prices! :banana:

[Rocko]

^ sells pickled eggs for a living.

[Loukas]

Originally posted by Diablo
Double Trouble is a ballerina

Diablo was voted most clumsy in school. As she "Accidentally" Set the school on fire.

[Loukas]

Originally posted by Rocko
^ Sells pickled eggs for a living.

Rocko was sent to prison for raping his pet sheep.

[Rocko]

^ Right now is dressed as a smurf.

[Loukas]

Originally posted by Rocko
^ Right now is dressed as a smurf.

Right now dressed as a woman and making a ****** porno :tongue:

[Rory]

^'s real name is Eileen, but don't tell anyone about her...I mean his past.

[Rocko]

^ was once mistaken for Gordon Brown.

[Loukas]

Rocky still belives in santa, every year he leaves a feast for him, his dog eats it all.

[Christina]

^
Works as a pornstar to get a bit of money to buy more drugs from a drug dealer in Hackney lol x

[AngRemembered]

^ busks on his local high street using botty burps as a musical instrument whilst his one legged dog sings britney spears hits

[Rory]

^ is an avid fan of Jodie Marsh, and she even bought a pair of her underwear for £238.50 on ebay, only realising that there were 832 other pair up for auction.

[Loukas]

Christina dreams about fat naked men every night... and gets an erection..

ONLY KIDDING!! LOVE YOU BABE!! :hugesmile:
P.S.

i cannot keep up with this thread lol. GREAT THREAD!

[Rocko]

^ Leads a double life as Mrs Doreen Thompson, Sheriff of the state of California catching villainous clowns.

[Christina]

Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Christina dreams about fat naked men every night... and gets an erection..

ONLY KIDDING!! LOVE YOU BABE!! :hugesmile: Oh but i do lmao, kidding.

Did you know Double Trouble once stalked the Tony Blair because he turns him on everytime he see's him on the TV and he actually thought he'd be in with a chance?

Loool Soz Loukas =p x

[AngRemembered]

^ porned thier TV once so they could buy a egg mayo sndwich from the local vagrant

[facethemusic]

Got on a train for free by sitting on the top of it.

[Rocko]

^ Kisses slugs for good luck. *smoochie smoochie!*

[facethemusic]

^ Licked a window on the coach because he saw his reflection.

[Christina]

^
Beat up an old man so that he could buy the last of the viagra lol x

[Rocko]

^ Was the founding member of Pussy Cat Dolls, now retired as their choreographer.

[AngRemembered]

went out with her best friends dad once just to win a a mcdonnalds happy meal toy in a bet

[KKBL]

^did it with her uncle

[Rocko]

^ Is his own uncle

[Conzors]

Angie Babe is a Clone Of Ann :P

JOKE

LOVE YOU REALLY <33

[KKBL]

^is a ******

[Christina]

^
Has used out of date condoms which split and got a women preggaz, the women was 83 the oldest women to ever have a baby.. congrats mate x

[Loukas]

Originally posted by x-Christina-x
Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Christina dreams about fat naked men every night... and gets an erection..

ONLY KIDDING!! LOVE YOU BABE!! :hugesmile: Oh but i do lmao, kidding.

Did you know Double Trouble once stalked the Tony Blair because he turns him on everytime he see's him on the TV and he actually thought he'd be in with a chance?

Loool Soz Loukas =p x

:shocked: :tongue:

Christina has slept with her headteacher.. twise..

Parents told her to drop the baby :P

[AngRemembered]

:laugh:

once told everyone he was marios love child ^

[Rocko]

^ Collects my bins.

[Christina]

^
Went into Ann Summers to buy some langerine x

[KKBL]

^did it with a dog whilst drunk

[Christina]

Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Originally posted by x-Christina-x
Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Christina dreams about fat naked men every night... and gets an erection..

ONLY KIDDING!! LOVE YOU BABE!! :hugesmile: Oh but i do lmao, kidding.

Did you know Double Trouble once stalked the Tony Blair because he turns him on everytime he see's him on the TV and he actually thought he'd be in with a chance?

Loool Soz Loukas =p x

:shocked: :tongue:

Christina has slept with her headteacher.. twise..

Parents told her to drop the baby :P At one point in Loukas's life he was convinced he looked just like Freddy Crugar (if you dont know who he is do a google loool) x

[AngRemembered]

^was that dog in fancy dress

[Christina]

^
Jumped off the eiffel tower and sang i beleive i can fly, only to find out she couldnt x

[Rocko]

^ Finds dogs sexually appealing.

Originally posted by x-Christina-x
^
Went into Ann Summers to buy some langerine x

Actually not a lie. I was brought in there.:rolleyes: It was her birthday...:whistle:

:laugh2:

[Christina]

^
Has had sex with a manakin in a shop window
[OMG whats up with all these dog posts which are all connected to me loool
And omg Rocky lool] x

[KKBL]

^does it with the same dog to see what the fuss is all about just to discover the dog is actualy Jade Goody

[AngRemembered]

^ openly brags they go 6 months without a bath or shower

[Christina]

^
Went to their school prom with a parent as they couldnt find a date x

[KKBL]

^had an orgy with the cast of little britan

[Christina]

^
Had a crush on Hitler as he thought he could take control in the bedroom department, only to find out he was dead.. but that didnt bother him he found it even more attractive x

[Rocko]

^ Has been in jail for intimidating and stalking Angiebabe.

[officialleafan]

^^^ Has secretly dated Jayne Kitt.

[Rocko]

^ Is a real life polar bear.

[KKBL]

^did it with Shanessa

[Christina]

^
Crys whilst watching bambi and then says its due to hayfever x

[officialleafan]

Claims to have had sex with a celeb. ^

[Christina]

^
Is allergic to their top lip x

[KKBL]

^stared in a prno with Lea

[AngRemembered]

^ has been interviewd by the fraud squad

[Rocko]

^ Dale's gay lover.

[Christina]

^
Starred in the barbie girl video then got sacked and moved onto Bratz the movie x

[AngRemembered]

:whistle::blush2:

^ was beaten up by a 5 year old in a boxing match

[officialleafan]

^ Kidnapped Alan Carr and shaved his hair off.

[Christina]

^
Once drowned in a puddle x

[MrGaryy]

^Once threw her computer out the window when it told her she just won a Holiday to Jamaca

[officialleafan]

^ Was the one to push Davina over during BB8.

[Christina]

^
Had a threesome with Steph and Lea x

[Rocko]

^ enjoys the smell of vomit. And taste. And feel when she's swimming in it.

Originally posted by KKBL
^did it with Shanessa

:conf2::conf2: Yaaargh!

[Christina]

^
Got drunk on his urine x

[officialleafan]

^ Is Carole Vincent's child.

[GhettoSuperstar]

Is actually Lea and has real boobz.

[Christina]

^
Onced payed £5 in an auction for a £2 coin x

[Rocko]

^ Owns a top made of human skin.

[AngRemembered]

^ was was a backing dancer in the Thiller video without needing make up

[KKBL]

^ is on the front cover of this weeks nuts

[officialleafan]

^ Fancies Pete Burns

[Christina]

^
Once tried to have a conversation with a Henry hoover then accused it of giving them the silent treatment! x

[AngRemembered]

^ is the centre fold on this issue of farmers weekly

[Rocko]

^ Knows Rocko owns the Sexy thread. And loves him for it. :thumbs2:

[officialleafan]

^ A Furby is their best mate.

[Christina]

^
Dosent need to dress up for halloween x

[KKBL]

LMAO Angie.

^slept with Pete Burns in a fountain

[Rocko]

^ Has a fansite for Tibb's Angiebabe

[Christina]

^
Has a birthmark on their you know what x

[officialleafan]

^ Eats hair...

[Christina]

^
Got tired of being an escort so went on to be a prostatute x

[Rocko]

^ Ambition in life is to work for McDonalds

Originally posted by x-Christina-x ^ Has a birthmark on their you know what x Again, you and your uncanny not-so-lies.:shocked:

[officialleafan]

^ Eats toe nails.

[KKBL]

^thinks there 10/10 in the sack

[officialleafan]

^ Keeps dead animals as pets.

[AngRemembered]

^ whilst posing for a simple holiday snap was suddenly presented with a cheque and trophy for worlds best gurning champion by a passing judge

[Rocko]

^ Voted face of Radio

[AngRemembered]

^ is saving up to hire a hit man to get rid of me for stealing the sexy thread post:flowers:

[Conzors]

^ Has A Penis.

[KKBL]

^'s name is Drew and likes ponys

[Rocko]

^ Has a big one :p

[Christina]

^
Got a valentines day card from their mum
Originally posted by Rocko
^ Ambition in life is to work for McDonalds

Originally posted by x-Christina-x ^ Has a birthmark on their you know what x Again, you and your uncanny not-so-lies.:shocked:


And oh my gosh, i know you too well lmao =P

[Conzors]

Originally posted by Rocko
^ Has a big one :p

Oi.

Your not meant to descirbe yeself :P:P LOL.

[Christina]

^
Craves Sex with Jonty from BB8 x

[AngRemembered]

^ isists on eating dog food with thier chips with or without a fork

OMG another dog referance and its christina,,,lmao, i didnt mean another one ..oh she'll kill me :shocked:

[Conzors]

Originally posted by Conzors
Originally posted by Rocko
^ Has a big one :p

Oi.

Your not meant to descirbe yeself :P:P LOL.

:P LOOL.

so hyper

IOK LAUGHING DOWN THE PHONE TO MY MATE LMFAOO

[Christina]

^
Is my next door neighbour lmao
Originally posted by Angiebabe
^ isists on eating dog food with thier chips with or without a fork

OMG another dod referance and its christina,,,lmao, i didnt mean another one ..oh she'll kill me :shocked:
Oh my gosh, another dog related accusation... i must look like a dog women loool :bawling: x

[AngRemembered]

^ only has one friend a one eyed toad called alistair

[Christina]

^
Reckons Jamaican Patties are only for the use of Jamaicans lool
Oh so ive gone from being a dog lover to a toad lover lmao x

[Rocko]

^ Wears borat mankinis to work.

Originally posted by Conzors
Originally posted by Rocko
^ Has a big one :p

Oi.

Your not meant to descirbe yeself :P:P LOL.

:wink::banana::wink:

:joker:

[Christina]

^
Brought themself a heap of presants and wrapped them up so they would look popular x

[AngRemembered]

^ has a secret stash of trophies all won by themselves at crufts lmao

Please dont be Chritina ..lol @ patties :cheer2:

OMG!!!!!!!!!:whistle:

[Rocko]

^ Was a dog in a previous life.

[GhettoSuperstar]

Is a dog in this life

[AngRemembered]

^ is really black but just uses cheap fake tanning lotion from a bottle of salad cream :whistle:

[Rocko]

^ Cliff Richard groupie.

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Is a dog in this life

Ooooof, body blow, haha, I was expecting that :laugh3: :love:

[AngRemembered]

^ has every album recorded by the cheeky girls

[GhettoSuperstar]

LMAO Angie! Weird thing is we were in PoundLand the other day and tested fake tans :hugesmile: It was hilarious. :tongue:

Angie actually owns Heinz Salad Cream and is just working it to promote it. Oh yeah!!

[Christina]

^
Was a member of the brownies x

[AngRemembered]

^ has a collection of voodoo dolls copied from all our photos on meet the members :laugh:

[Rocko]

^ Mother looks like Dale Winton.

[AngRemembered]

:joker: dale winton:shocked:

^ works part time as police interpretor specialising in raped sheep

[Rocko]

^ Raises money for charity by posing as Miss July in a nude calendar.

[Christina]

^
Looks like Miss Piggy x

[Rory]

^ Was named Christian, but after the sex change likes to be called Christina.

[AngRemembered]

^ once hikacked thier parents just so they could have the house to them selves for a spam and red bull party

[Rocko]

^ Missionary position against her religion.

[Christina]

^
Feels that there is nothing wrong with incest x
Originally posted by Rory
^ Was named Christian, but after the sex change likes to be called Christina. :shocked::shocked::shocked: Im outraged lmao x

[AngRemembered]

^ can only get aroused when 10 or more people are watching

[Rocko]

^ Does it live on webcam. For money. 20p. Yeeeargh! :D

[Christina]

^
Is 50 years old but has had so much botox you would never know x

[AngRemembered]

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: botox ..oh how could you:laugh3:

^ always has to argue with security at a zoo for them to let them out :laugh3:

[Ross]

^ is really a half Pony, half Alien called Hartisha.

[Christina]

^
Showed his boxers on the internet lmao (so true) x

[AngRemembered]

^ was brought on e bay for £2.00 but parents havent said so yet

[Rocko]

^ Slept with Ross.

[Ross]

^ Slept with Ross. :wink:

[Rocko]

^ Turns me on.

Hahaha.

[Christina]

^
Is watching porn x

[AngRemembered]

^ has a secret stash of love letters to thier head teacher

[Ross]

^ wants my bulge.

[Christina]

^
Was made in a stable x

[AngRemembered]

^ really wants it :joker:

[Rocko]

^ Still wants Ross's bulge

[Christina]

:shocked: Angie! Lol

^
Wishes she could be touched x

[AngRemembered]

Originally posted by x-Christina-x
^
Was made in a stable x


LMAO..oh you ******** lol, oh i nearly fell of my seat lol

i think i did once too(have letters):blush2:

[Christina]

Originally posted by Angiebabe
Originally posted by x-Christina-x
^
Was made in a stable x


LMAO..oh you ******** lol, oh i nearly fell of my seat lol

i think i did once too(have letters):blush2: Looooool x

[Rocko]

^ Played Jack in Titanic

[Ross]

^ Played with MY Jack :wink:

[Christina]

^
Played with my ROSE lol x

[Rocko]

^ Thinks sex is when mommy and daddy exercise before calling the stork.

[Ross]

^ wants sex with me.

[Christina]

^
Was adopted x

[Rocko]

^ Doesn't want sex with me

(ooh, double lie??)

Originally posted by Ross
^ Played with MY Jack :wink:

Originally posted by x-Christina-x
^
Played with my ROSE lol x
CLASS!

[AngRemembered]

^ has fantasies about being stripped by a family of baboons live on TV

[Ross]

^ dreams of stripping me.

[Rocko]

^ Likes to lick it like a lollipop

[Ross]

^ likes me to lick his lollipop.

[Christina]

^
Wees in the bathtub x

[Rory]

^ was the result of a broken condom.

[AngRemembered]

^ has never yet started a silly thread on tibb

[Rocko]

^ Forces the dog to do a moonwalk before feeding it.

[Christina]

^
Had an erection when they heard their mum and dad doing you know what x
Originally posted by Rory
^ was the result of a broken condom. :shocked: Oh my gosh lmao. You always get me dont you! x

[AngRemembered]

^ is a secret member of the KKK

oh no christina again lol...lol:shocked::blush2:

[Rocko]

^ Pretends to be blind and moves around by feeling everything and everyone.

[Christina]

^
Gets up early and sits outside in the street with a hat saying 'any money for the poor' x

[AngRemembered]

^ is really a robot called sam

[Christina]

^
Was rescued from the animal shelter x
Yay i got you Angie lol =P x

[Rocko]

^ Thinks Primark is posh

[Christina]

^
Just sent me a U2U asking if i was up for a threesome x




[Nite All Im Off To Bed Now Lol :xyxwave: xx]

[AngRemembered]

Originally posted by x-Christina-x
^
Was rescued from the animal shelter x
Yay i got you Angie lol =P x

Yes you deserved that one sis :hug: but thats your last chance :joker:


^ above me has a fetish for making love with models made of pastecine

[Rocko]

^Later agreed to a foursome with Ross and Chris

*edit

[Rocko]

^
Wishes to be back in 1800 so teachers could be allowed to spank for "bad behaviour".

Originally posted by x-Christina-x
^
Sent me a U2U saying she has a crush on Rocko x

Isn't he just lovely:tongue: ahahaha :wink:

- oh where your post go Chris?:pat:

[AngRemembered]

^ will keep posting in the last person to post here is sexy thread :hugesmile:

[Rocko]

^ Texts and phones me to remind me to post in that thread because she knows it's just for me.

[Christina]

^
Set fire to their house to get insurance money to buy some deodrant as it was needed badly lool.
Im back lol.

[Mrluvaluva]

^

Once robbed an old lady for 10p.

[Christina]

^
Happy slapped a dog x

[Mrluvaluva]

^

Loves eating dog food.

[KKBL]

^is a dog

[Loukas]

^Is a dog's waste.

[KKBL]

^ate dogs waste

[Christina]

^
Was once donated to oxfam, but oxfam thought they wouldnt have a chance in selling him x
Here we go with the dog comments again lol :bawling:

[bigbr0ther]

^ Made sweet sweet love to a dog

[Magic]

Has killed someone

[Christina]

^
Has commited fraud x

[Mrluvaluva]

^ Loves Mario and wants him to win.

[Christina]

^
Finds Mario attractive which is why he uses him as his avvy lol x

[DamonJ]

^ thinks their penis is small CHRISTINA

[Christina]

^

;O Lol

Has kept the pics of my friends that i once sent him to do you know what with them looool x

[DamonJ]

ew//
lmao

^gets heat magazine & sticks their face onto torso of the week

[Christina]

^
Buys Nuts Magazine and sticks their face onto the womens naked bodies loool x

[DamonJ]

lmao//
who doesn't do that?!

^ puts balloons up her t-shirt for bigger boobs, but had to go to hospital when they popped. :tongue:

[Christina]

^
Haha stuffs socks down his trousers and then got a rash on his you know where... you wont be doing that again will ya mate loool x

[DamonJ]

lmaoo/
i once got Christina's very cheap socks and put them down my trousers and got a rash :sad:

[Christina]

^
Perv and a half lmao x

[DamonJ]

^Spends her days at her local nurseries :tongue:

[Christina]

^
Spends his days in the sock shop x

[DamonJ]

^
Buys her entire wardrode from Oxfam.

[Christina]

^
Was brought from oxam (lol this could go on for hours) x

[DamonJ]

lmaoo//
we should just insult by U2U
then we can release our bitchiness :tongue:

[Tom4784]

^ Regurlary scours through his ex girlfriend's bins

[Christina]

^
Wishes his girlfriend was as hot as Barbie x
Originally posted by DamonJ
lmaoo//
we should just insult by U2U
then we can release our bitchiness :tongue: Haha i totally agree. x

[AngRemembered]

^ was once told she looked like Lilly Allen

[Tom]

^ shops at Netto

[MR.K!]

^ is harbouring Charley Uchea in his bathroom

[Sam!]

^ Is Kats secret son

[MR.K!]

^ is really a transvestite granny...

[Sam!]

^ Fancies a fat hairy grey haired ****** granny

[MR.K!]

^ secretly lives in Coventry

[Sam!]

^ Lives in a bin.

[MR.K!]

(its a nice bin i swear!) :bigsmile:

^ gets all hot and flusterd when Mikey takes his t-shirt off !! :laugh:

[Sam!]

(what hes hot hahahaha)

^ Gets all hot and flustered when Belinda takes her clothes off.

[MR.K!]

of course ! she's a BABE ! lmao

^ is a shoe sniffer

[stacey]

^ has 7 kids with 7 wives

[Christina]

^
Is really Stacey Slater from EE x

[MR.K!]

^ is Rebecca's long lost twin sister

[Christina]

^
Goes to various resturants with Mohammed, there eating buddies x

[Xander]

^
Has a friend that humps lamposts.

[Christina]

LOOOOL

^
Fancies that very friend :laugh2: x

[Xander]

^
Doesn't fancy there friend:tongue:

Is fairly violent towards other women.

[Christina]

^
Secretly fancies cartoon lions loool im exposing you now :laugh: x

[MR.K!]

^ ties up lost tourists in her basement.

[Annie]

^ Dresses up in his mothers clothes and comes shopping in Livingston

(love you really)

[MR.K!]

Originally posted by Annie
^ Dresses up in his mothers clothes and comes shopping in Livingston

(love you really) hahaha :laugh2:

^ is a floor sweeper in livingston shopping outlet :laugh:

[AlexBigBrother]

^
loves gay bars

[Shaun]

^ once forced a horse to perform oral sex on them.

[MR.K!]

^ was that very horse :laugh:

[AlexBigBrother]

^
has a ting tings banner to make himself look like hes into the girl, but secretly he fondles himself over the man

[MR.K!]

^ has a secret lust for Glyn

[Annie]

^ Was the first boy to be used by Michael Jackson

[_Tom_]

^ Was a man

[Tom4784]

^ The K stands for Karen!

[MR.K!]

^ has a pin-up of himself

[Rocko]

^lesbian

[Tom4784]

^His real name is Marvin Vonstreigger. He calls himself Rocko to seem cool!

[MR.K!]

^ wears tiddie widdeys

[Annie]

^ Loved Same Difference

[Rocko]

^ Went for a liposuction and cooked chips in his own fat. Then ate those chips.

Originally posted by Dezzy
^His real name is Marvin Vonstreigger. He calls himself Rocko to seem cool!

Vonstreigger sounds cool.

[Annie]

^ Dressed up as a woman and asked me if it turned me on

[Tom4784]

^ Is the leader of a cult devoted to Jade Goody.

[MR.K!]

^ is a flight attendant 'tea, tea ?' :D

[dalefan]

^ Wears men boxers

[Tom4784]

^Joined the mile high club with Anne Widecombe!

[Annie]

^ Joined the cult with me! :cheer:

[Tom4784]

^ combs through Dale's and Stu's dustbins for DNA to clone them!

[MR.K!]

^ needs a sports bra for running :laugh2:

[AlexBigBrother]

^
washes their hair in chip fat and grease

[Tom4784]

^ Dresses up as britney Spears and makes out with a cardboard cut out of Madonna!

[AlexBigBrother]

^
knocks one out over anime

[MR.K!]

^ Needs to use crotch suffing :laugh2:

[Tom4784]

^Hasn't got anything to Stuff!

[Rocko]

^ proposed marriage to me yesterday.