The Universe was Calling Mario Last Night.

[Locke.]

Let's all be honest now. The only reason that Mario was evicted last night was because the Universe was calling him. That is a well known fact! So my question to you all is: What did the Universe need him for last night?

[Regina]

They needed him to **** off, because he's lame and ugly.

[Locke.]

Says someone with Grace as their avatar :shocked:

[xDramatick]

Originally posted by David_Purdy
Says someone with Grace as their avatar :shocked:

Grace was amazing, miles better than Mario.
However this argument is about BB9 :thumbs:

&yeah.
The universe needed him out so they could bear to watch Big Brother.

[AngRemembered]

LMAO, this crazy bizzare theory is just fascinatingly STUPID, it beggers belief and I just wonder how people who make these statements are still able to keep a straight face.

So the Universe not Mario's attitude got him evicted, was it the universe who put him up for eviction? so why would Lisa question peoples motives for nominating her wonder man.
It also shows a complete lack of self responsibility from the person convinced of this weird thinking.
So, drinking several whiskeys on a Sturdays is Ok driving home, afterall its the Universe calling if there is to be any accident on the road.
Pathetic excuse, I prefer the Rebecca's phone line went down theory:eureka: at least that one has some plausibility, the other lacks any logic whatsoever.

[bigbr0ther]

The universe needed him to be with his kids again. They must really miss him.

[rayheartbliss]

satan called him..................

[Jackie]

PMSL

[Regina]

Originally posted by David_Purdy
Says someone with Grace as their avatar :shocked:

Oh no you didn't. Grace was herself, Mario wasn't - all he wanted to do was stay in by trying to fool the public with his pathetic and may I say staged act of trying to aid Mikey. Grace wasn't ugly, and she spoke sense.

You come up with more conspiracy theories than people who are always trying to come up with them for the 9/11 bombings. You're deluded and your beloved housemate was evicted because people saw through him. Get used to it, build a bridge and get over it.

[Dan_]

Robbie Coltrane needed a body double again.

[Loukas]

The Universe was not the only one calling Mario.. So where the croud " GET MARIO OUT " Ohhh and the people who called in to evict him to. :wavey:

[Conzors]

The Universe?.

I thought Planet Mars was calling him..

My Bad.

[bovvered?]

Agreed
The Universe was calling him....
'You stupid, ugly, orange, deluded, control freak, excuse of a bloke"

[Grazoink]

the universe didnt call him...

the universe called the number to get him out because...

arogant,big headed,2 faced, backstabbing,bitch,disgusting,cringey,ugly,anoyyin g,frusrtaing,moaner,bore


i could go on, but the universe already knows

[Grazoink]

Originally posted by bovvered?
Agreed
The Universe was calling him....
'You stupid, ugly, orange, deluded, control freak, excuse of a bloke"

i never read this till after my post...


you found the right words....:joker::banana:

[Annie]

Bless Lisa for thinking that though...

and oh aye his kids needed him..

Cos they loved seeing daddy in the bath exfoliating his gfs feet and guiding the blind like the dog that he is and telling everyone everything he has ever done..

Yeah if he was my dad i would want him out... to SHOOT him!

[Mrluvaluva]

......There was a shortage of custard creams........

[Grazoink]

Originally posted by Annie
Bless Lisa for thinking that though...

and oh aye his kids needed him..

Cos they loved seeing daddy in the bath exfoliating his gfs feet and guiding the blind like the dog that he is and telling everyone everything he has ever done..

Yeah if he was my dad i would want him out... to SHOOT him!

his children are probably the mini version of him..

god help them

[fingers]

Originally posted by Grazoink
Originally posted by Annie
Bless Lisa for thinking that though...

and oh aye his kids needed him..

Cos they loved seeing daddy in the bath exfoliating his gfs feet and guiding the blind like the dog that he is and telling everyone everything he has ever done..

Yeah if he was my dad i would want him out... to SHOOT him!

his children are probably the mini version of him..

god help them

His (still) wife said in a newspaper that the kids would NOT be allowed to watch him make a fool of himself!

[Annie]

Originally posted by fingers
Originally posted by Grazoink
Originally posted by Annie
Bless Lisa for thinking that though...

and oh aye his kids needed him..

Cos they loved seeing daddy in the bath exfoliating his gfs feet and guiding the blind like the dog that he is and telling everyone everything he has ever done..

Yeah if he was my dad i would want him out... to SHOOT him!

his children are probably the mini version of him..

god help them

His (still) wife said in a newspaper that the kids would NOT be allowed to watch him make a fool of himself!

Actually I think that should be about right... it would be soooo embarrassing! But imagine all the kids at school ripping you cos your dad is a freak show and has S.E.X on national TV. I think I would leave school!!! haha :thumbs2:

[WATERS]

The universe needed that one man