New French Shopping Task (Spoiler:Result)

[arista]

They have to Mime and talk French


Darnell, leader
is reading it out.
The Heaven crew test wine and testing food.

The Hell crew must Cycle 40KM

Rachel said , just before he came to talk
she hopes it is a French one.



Luke is out of this - Still Ill etc.

[Mrluvaluva]

I wonder if any of them know French already?

[Xander]

And they also have to cycle for 60 hours non stop, and something to do with french food?

[arista]

Yes Rachel spoke some
just before he came out.


No more that 2 fails.



Rex and Kat are doing the French Food

Rachel and Dale do Mime

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Xander
And they also have to cycle for 60 hours non stop, and something to do with french food?

60 hours? Lol. I can just see Bex, Luke and Mikey doing that.

[arista]

Luke is Out of this -Ill.

[arista]

Mo and May
doing the Wine testing.

[BOOSH]

60 hours?
Yikes

I think they'll pass this though

[MisterModest]

Originally posted by arista
The Hell crew must Cycle 40KM
It's 1040 KM, in 30 hours.

[MisterModest]

Originally posted by arista
Mo and May
doing the Wine testing.
No, May can't drink wine. I think it's Mo and Dale doing the wine tasting.

[kjago]

OH so its okay for Mo to do the wine tasting but he has to have his halal meat. Oh the hyprocrisy of the man knows no bounds. The cycling is approx 30 hours they have to cover the distance of Paris to Madrid.

[arista]

Originally posted by MisterModest
Originally posted by arista
Mo and May
doing the Wine testing.
No, May can't drink wine. I think it's Mo and Dale doing the wine tasting.



Yes he tried to change it
Darnell had spent a long time in the DR
so he made a error reading that out.



Mo And Dale
Wine testing.

[arista]

Originally posted by MisterModest
Originally posted by arista
The Hell crew must Cycle 40KM
It's 1040 KM, in 30 hours.


Yes good luck
Bionic Lisa.


The Hellish Housemates, however, must cycle on two bikes for a total of 520 miles each within 30 hours as they take part in Le Tour De Grand Frère.

[arista]

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=7682&position=12

from Ch4 site.

[fingers]

Rex looks like he's wearing one of the french resistance raincoats from 'Allo 'Allo!

[arista]

And
Darnell- le Army Chief.



Stu and Lisa are first on the bikes.
They have a Digital screen
so Sloppy Bex will watch herself fail.

[arista]

Bex is on the Bike now


She keeps Ranting - 'it is to high'
what a state:devil:



They have to change gear as they go up Hills on the LCD.

[MisterModest]

I think said Bex shouted, "IT'S TOO HIGH!", about 50 times. So annoying.

[lolester]

Originally posted by kjago
OH so its okay for Mo to do the wine tasting but he has to have his halal meat. Oh the hyprocrisy of the man knows no bounds. The cycling is approx 30 hours they have to cover the distance of Paris to Madrid.

I AM hating mo at the moment is is justb a confused little mined muslim

[Fom]

Rebecca and Maysoon are doing the miming...
Whats Dale and Mo doing? Dressed in their french gear? They must be the wine tasters.

[fingers]

Originally posted by Fom
Rebecca and Maysoon are doing the miming...
Whats Dale and Mo doing? Dressed in their french gear? They must be the wine tasters.

Mo and Dale lounging on beds, Mo, of course, is eating!

[fingers]

Will be interesting to see if BB fails them for cycling with 'no hands'

[arista]

They can have 2 fails.
Both Lisa and Sara are not using hands.




Bex looks dead.

[Very_Nayce]

Producers in lame costume task shocker.





















Again.

[arista]

Lisa is saying the Bikes are jamming.


Leader Darnell
told her they are watching it,
Stu confirms one Bike is broke.


They should never have let Big Bex on it:devil:

[fingers]

The real Tour de France is pretty boring TV, this is 10 times worse!

[*mazedsalv**]

Im loving Stu's and Lisa's determination about passing. They are trying so hard while Bex is sitting there watching and complaining while they are cycling!!! Ahh annoying!!!!

[Lauren]

Originally posted by kjago
OH so its okay for Mo to do the wine tasting but he has to have his halal meat. Oh the hyprocrisy of the man knows no bounds.

Oh come off it, questioning someone's religion is a low hit.

Firstly, he has never once claimed to be a fundamental Muslim (i.e. following God's teachings to a tee). You will be hard-pressed to find ONE person in this World who follows religion to a tee, including the pope himself who has drank wine on occasion, and sworn.

Secondly, who are you to question his devotion to his faith? People take parts of their respective religious texts that help them live the life they feel is fulfilling, this means they do things that they feel happy with doing. I.e. A Christian may have sex before marriage, yet still follow the faith.

[arista]

Bex has Luke and Belinda
standing each side of her to help her on her bike???

Lisa is going strong on her bike.

[arista]

Darnell has told Lisa
that the gears should be used.



Belinda said she never used the gears
so it is no wonder the bike Bex went on
had problems.
Bex has wrecked the gears,
Stupid Girl.


Stu says it is a UnFair task,
but he should Never have let BEX on it.


Luke and Nasty Mikey
Blame Darnell.
But Lisa is on her bike using it proper
no problem
why can they not see the Dumb Bex
has ********d up the other bike?

[fingers]

The producers have found a new censoring trick! Leave the sound on but show ancient footage of an empty house!

[arista]

Lisa is on the bike,
since Bex broke the other one
they are having to work harder.

Stu is on the floor having a break sleep
in that special room.

[arista]

Bex is on the Bike now
screaming away.


No she is Swearing (muted)
as she wants Luke to get ready.


Sara got on
Mikey came in
and said to Sara 'Why are she bent like that'
she said ' because I have a Sore Ass'.

Mikey Laughed.

[killa]

this sounds like a good task, well done bb!:thumbs:

[fingers]

Sneaky Lukey just confirmed to Mikey that his g/f isn't his g/f "after all 2 monrhs is nothing"!

Second time he has dumped her on live TV!

[arista]

Mikey is on the bike.
He unlike Bex is working at it.

[Annie]

I watched them on the bikes all through the night last night and Lisa and Stu should be sooo proud of themselves for wanting this. Nobody else seems to bother!

(I also got my exercise bike into the living room and pretended I was doing it to until like 4am! haha :laugh2:)

[arista]

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/images/Channel4/bigbrother9/d42/gallery/bb9_d42_cycling_a04.jpg


Sara has a Very Sore Ass.



http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/16/article-1035398-01F804E600000578-270_468x369.jpg

[MisterModest]

Is she riding that bike or having sex with it?

[arista]

"It's just another day in Hell...

As though failing the France Task wasn't hard enough, as though having a burnt birthday cake wasn't bad enough, now the Hellish Housemates have been woken up early by the most irritating noise ever. "


From Ch4
Confirmed they Failed this weeks Shopping task
Basic Food now.