If you where Big Brother...

[Scuzz]

If you where Big Brother how evil would you be?
What kind of things would you do to live upto your evil ident?

<-- I believe big brother could be alot more evil, there so much he could do, he has so much power, but use to a minamal advantage-->

[Stu xxx]

i'd put the bars back up!! :thumbs:

I know i am the only fan of the bars but i dont care - i think it was a fab idea xxx

[Scuzz]

That would actually be a good idea, sliting u both groups and stop the interacting with each other.
1st side -- Marco
Jason
Shell
Stuart
2nd side -- Victor
Michelle
Nadia
Ahmed
Becky


--Its quit hard to split up marcos harem ---

[She Devil]

I would like to go in to the BB house for just a hour and tell all the hm what the majority of the public think of them.

A few would be scared stiff to come out.

OR I would like to just keep popping in the house without saying a word. Every couple of days just walk from one end of the house to the other. Smile sweetly and not say a word. They would go crazy wandering what the hell was going on.

I will keep thinking of what else I would do.

Great Topic Scuzz
:hello:

[Scuzz]

reflecting from that idea, they shouldn convince the houe mate there is a ghost on the house, make a dark figur walk through the bedroom on a night, then some how just vanish.

[Slartibartfast]

Random electrocutions. Poisoned food. Random power cuts. Let spiders/rats/lions loose in the house. Crocs in the jacuzzi. Release a deadly virus, and only give them 8 antidotes, hidden around the house. Russian Roulette. A "special" meal consisting of the evicted housemates in a pie...

[She Devil]

OR put Jason and Victor in the bedsit and let them hear what other hm are saying about them and never let them back in to confront them and when they eventually do come out - perhaps 2008 - then they will be arrested for the fight. Ha ha ha.

I will keep thinking of some more ideas.

[Scuzz]

Slartibartfast that a bit far good ideas though.

BB should take all the cloths of each housemate apart from their underwear and put some frezzing cold air conditioning on. Leave them like this for about a week. They should also take away the matresses and quilts. And finally make them eat plane white rice and drink only water for a week.

[Slartibartfast]

Everytime Shell cries a HM dies. Or make them watch the Denmark v Czech Republic game on BBC1 now.

[Scuzz]

lol it should be the same as shel crying but with Nadia laugh. I think every time she laughs anyway a little bit of life drains out every one

[She Devil]

Originally posted by Slartibartfast
Everytime Shell cries a HM dies.






Thats funny
OR everytime Nadia laughs a HM dies:laugh:

[Slartibartfast]

Fill the jacuzzi with acid. Flood the bedroom with radiation at night. LSD in the drinking water.

The evicted housemate pie is still my fav

[Scuzz]

lol, i like the jacuzzi idea maybe not acid but they should do something to it. May be fill it with worms or dirt. Put old logs and old leaves in it.

[Amy]

If I were Big Brother I'd put Emma back In :hugesmile: :laugh:

[Julia L]

I'd put Jon Tickle in for a few weeks...even tho' I only watched a few weeks of BB4, Jon Tickle was COOL. :hugesmile: He would wind up Victor something awful :laugh:

[Sunny_01]

I am liking a couple of the ideas :laugh: my fave is the haunting one, they are all paranoid anyway so lets make them worse lol.

Also I would reduce the items on the shopping list only allowing them to buy food that has to be prepared from scratch, boiled rice, vegetables, live chickens lol ( sorry sticks )

[Hooly One]

They should have more different morning alarms, like a woman screaming and people crying or someone shouting help repeatedly..

Now that would mess with there heads
:hugesmile:

[p2pnut]

maybe 2-3 days with 100% no contact with the outside world.

Keep the diary room locked; no vocal or written messages from BB; no use of the store room; no response to their anguished wails.

Other than that, everything else to go on as 'normal'.

A quick, easy, cheap way to drive them up the walls with paranoia - just imagine their conspiracy theories!

[She Devil]

Not evil enough 2p2nut:devil:

[Dan_]

Lock in the bedroom for 24 hours.

[Hooly One]

Give them food which has gone off:hugesmile:

[golden~rose]

lol hooly, some good ideas here. id liked the bar idea too!!

[Hooly One]

:thumbs:

[dimstepho]

Put in Spencer Smith (BB3). He was a legend. He'd certainly give Stu some competition when it came to Michelle. Also even 2 years on I am upset with his eviction. He should have won. Damn you public! :bawling:

Maybe after the Nominations BB could take each one to the Bedsit seperately and show them who voted for who.

Show them the England - Portugal game. See them turn on Nadia.

[Deus Ex Machina]

You should be able to vote two ways for each person.

For example - last week:

To evict Dan (good): Call #####11
To evict Dan (bad): Call #####12

To evict Vanessa (good): Call #####21
To evict Vanessa (bad): Call #####22

If the evicted housemate gets more 'bad' votes than 'good' votes they are shot as they exit the house :)

[Hooly One]

Lmao! Deus Ex Machina :thumbs:

[dimstepho]

Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina
You should be able to vote two ways for each person.

For example - last week:

To evict Dan (good): Call #####11
To evict Dan (bad): Call #####12

To evict Vanessa (good): Call #####21
To evict Vanessa (bad): Call #####22

If the evicted housemate gets more 'bad' votes than 'good' votes they are shot as they exit the house :)

LOL!! Right infront of their families.

[Deus Ex Machina]

Originally posted by Hooly One
Lmao! Deus Ex Machina :thumbs:

Calling me 'Deus' for ease of typing is just fine :)

Call me 'Dues', however, and I will be forced to make fun of you.

[golden~rose]

:joker:, wicked! now wouldnt that be good for vic and jay????

[She Devil]

stick them in a cage first and throw insults and stones then shoot them

[golden~rose]

lol, torture them first!

[Deus Ex Machina]

Xishax: Jay strikes me as being the one of the 'normal' person in there (along with Dan and Stu).

Nadia is a man, Marco is the most hideos stereotype of a 'gay' person ever (after Graham Norton), Michelle is stupid, Shell seems to have borderline psychological issues, Ahmed doesn't do anything and Victor uses 'Alpha Male' as a verb.

What exactly has he done that makes you dislike him so much?

[Julia L]

Purely for the sake of all the female (and gay) Dan groupies out there, I'd get Nadia to pounce on him and rip his shorts off. After all, she's done it to the other guys :laugh:

[golden~rose]

well firstly being part of victors plan and cussing other hms strictly on their appearances and lying saying that everyone is decent in the house!!

[Deus Ex Machina]

Originally posted by xishax
well firstly being part of victors plan and cussing other hms strictly on their appearances and lying saying that everyone is decent in the house!!

Ah - which other housemates don't do that, then?

[golden~rose]

well no they dont, well victor does anways!

[Deus Ex Machina]

Okay, if I decyphered that correctly, you are saying
"None of the housemates talk behind others backs, except for Victor."
Have you been watching Big Brother?

[golden~rose]

they do but they dont take the piss out of the way they look, which is what i was referring too. i know each and every hm in there backstabs, its just the case of some people doing it more than others. and personally when someone takes a piss out of another ones appearance seriously needs a reality check about themselves and needs to get it through their insecure heads!

[Deus Ex Machina]

Well, so far Victor and Jay have only really done that to Nadia, and (let's be fair here) he's a man.

[She Devil]

I have heard both Jay & Vic talking about the way Nadia looks and Marco Behaves. They both need to look in a mirror and then listen to themselves.

[golden~rose]

dont forget marco too. personally i dont understand why the hell they would take the piss out of nadia when marco is even worse regardless of the fact that nadia is a man!

[golden~rose]

Originally posted by sammy
I have heard both Jay & Vic talking about the way Nadia looks and Marco Behaves. They both need to look in a mirror and then listen to themselves.

well yeah victor does. remember, jason already does that :rolleyes:

[Deus Ex Machina]

Please - Marco is the most annoying character ever and Nadia (as I believe I've said before :) ) is a man.

[golden~rose]

i agree..marco is the most annoying, the whats really annowing about him (apart from his seal-like gestures) is that he is a stereotypical gay type!!

[bananarama]

I'd put Jon Tickle in for a few weeks..


Putting Tickle in for a few hours let alone weeks would be equivalent to a war crime. :hugesmile:

Jason should be made to have a sex change and become like Nadia.

Victor should be made to have ballet lessons and perform twice nightly for two hours in front of Emma who should be returned without anyone being able to nominate her for the rest of the series.

Marco and Ahmed should be moved into the bedsit for two weeks with a single bed and no chairs.

[Deus Ex Machina]

I think it's worse than that, he comes across as trying desperatly to be 'ultra-gay'
There's no need for that, homosexual people have tried hard to rid themselves of that image for years, and people like don't help.

[She Devil]

lmao:laugh::laugh:

[golden~rose]

yeah i agree, its quite fake really!

[Hooly One]

Lmao!

[Scuzz]

i think they should tell the house mates that the winning prize money has hit zero for a certain reason, see whether the housemates are telling the truth about not wanting the money. I think the first person to leave would be victor

[Hooly One]

Good idea scuzz, they should tell the housemates it dropped to zero because of the rule breaking victor and jason have done

[She Devil]

And all the money lost will go to Emma in compensation

[Hooly One]

Lol sammy:hugesmile:

[bananarama]

And all the money lost will go to Emma in compensation


I think it already has!!! Emma is missing probably living it up abroad somewhere.:laugh:

Seriously though I think Ahmad is right when he says the £100,000 prize money will have to be paid. It's in their contract.

Unless the contract specifies that the prize money has to be earned via tasks then any deducting of prize is not legal.

As they were not told until their first task then the prize money to comply with the law will have to stand at whatever figure was originally quoted. This could be either the 100,000 or the original 70,000

[Hooly One]

bananarama

But your forgeting one of the BB rules -> BB are allowed to change the rules at any time.

[Amy]

I think BB will give them the chance to win back a lot of the money, or like you say Bananarama they will get 70,000

[Scuzz]

May be, be bit daft if they do and they will be letting down the name badly.

[Hooly One]

It would make BB look bad.

[Scuzz]

The should maybe have a little quiz or some kind of task for the losers to win. They can have the chance to win what ever is left from the 100 000 that wasn't won.

[Hooly One]

:thumbs: That would be a great idea

[Slartibartfast]

Instead of simply announcing who is nominated tomorrow, BB should show the noms on the plasma screen.

And then serve them some "special" pie... :devil:

[She Devil]

Originally posted by Slartibartfast
Instead of simply announcing who is nominated tomorrow, BB should show the noms on the plasma screen.

And then serve them some "special" pie... :devil:



And WHO is in the special pie, I wonder?:laugh:

[dimstepho]

If I were BB, as part of the current Glastonbury Festival theme, and the overall evil theme, I would have made them sleep in tents for the next few days.

..wait.. there's more..

I'd also have the bedroom locked so they would not have many items and the same clothes on. Smelly!!!

[She Devil]

Fab idea dimstepho

[dimstepho]

Originally posted by Slartibartfast
Instead of simply announcing who is nominated tomorrow, BB should show the noms on the plasma screen.

And then serve them some "special" pie... :devil:

Isn't the plasma screen a view only thing? I don't remember seeing any speakers or other ways to get sound from it. So unless the HM's can lip-read, that theory wouldn't work. :P

P.S.

Emma Pie!! The amount of times she went to the bog, it's obvious she's full of c**p. Tasty! lol.

[Scuzz]

It was very evil of big brother to make Becky nominate a housemate to be up for nomination, but he should take it one step further tell the house mate that becki nominated but she must keep this information secret.

[golden~rose]

im not happy about the scheme bb brought up but then agaian they did day they were going to evil. i dont really mind that but its the fact the jason had lost the opputunity to be up for eviction!

[Scuzz]

It seems marcos harerm is falling, no matter what another member is gunna fall. Wouldn't it be evil if they decided to have a double nomination at the last minute. Michelle would be guted she threatend to leave for been nominated

[golden~rose]

yeah if there was a double eviction that would tear up the herem altogether and the two to leave would definately be marco and michelle!

[Scuzz]

If that happend what would nadia do she would be lost, Basically she wouldn't have any friends.

[golden~rose]

yeah she would be lost, i dont want a double eviction i think its better to have such an eviction towards the end of the series!

[Scuzz]

That was pure evil bye BB making becky kiss michelle on the cheek to nominate her:thumbs:pat on the back for Big brother

[golden~rose]

that is rather odd!

[She Devil]

Who ever goes out on Friday should be allowed to make the one and only nomination for the following week.

Monday will come and go and all HM will wonder why they have not nominated and then on Friday Davina will give that one HM 1/2 hour to get their stuff together and leave

[Scuzz]

Big borther is doing well this week i think and marcos harem is callopsing right in front of us. Great

[Dan_]

Yeah the harem are sinking.

[golden~rose]

i really hope marco goes and nadia doesnt!!

[Hooly One]

I hope he does to

[golden~rose]

i was looking through the channel4 bb forum (i dont really go there to chat, way too many people) and looked at the polls. marco had the most followed by michelle!

[Hooly One]

Yep, that's true

[Scuzz]

i think nadia should go because then marco doesn't have his body guard and will take a proper grilling from other housemates