Hooly One
28-06-2004, 07:09 AM
The lustful fantasies of new housemate Becki are giving gossipy old women, Marco and Victor great cause for concern.
Marco listened wide-eyed to Victor's latest conspiracy theory -- that Becki was up for sex -- and drank it in with delight.
With all the other housemates tucked up in bed, Victor shared his thoughts on why Becki had been picked by Big Brother.
Know-it-all Vic explained that a stand-by has to have "some kind of X-factor... to spice up the show." To his mind, sly flirting tactics were in operation when she said they were all "better looking in person".
"She's been watching..." he warned, adding darkly that "she's in here for a reason".
He then revealed she'd told him she'd had "naughty" dreams about some of the housemates, without revealing who.
"I think she's open to the thought of getting banged in 'ere," Vic finally declared, earning an incredulous "D'YA RECKON?" from his mischievous chum.
Both reckon Jay is definitely one object of desire -- an extended chat with the burly beefcake in the bedroom earlier was apparently proof of that -- but they weren't ruling out others.
"Jason reckons it's me," Victor continued, "I'm not sure. It's either me, Jason or Stuart."
"D'YA RECKON?"
Marco immediately struck Stuart off the list, but Victor had a worrying theory on that too.
"I don't know," he began, "She could be in 'ere to cause some s***. Imagine if she flirted with Stuart, the mayhem it would cause."
"Stuart would not be up for that," assured Marco.
"Get him drunk..." retorted the Londoner, "...mad things can happen.
Marco had some ideas of his own though... "She's been very friendly to Dan as well," started the student, "and Dan's said he's up for like, girl or guy!"
"She might even try and bang you," suggested Victor.
"Imagine if she went to each guy, gay ones as well, and flirted with each of them," whispered the jungle cat meaningfully, "try and win us over and then start ********g things up."
"Bringing individual gifts for everyone," Vic mused suspiciously. "Beware of people bringing gifts..."
"We could be misreading her completely," offered Marco, "but..."
But...? You're right. Why let anything stand in the way of a bloody good bitching session!
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Marco listened wide-eyed to Victor's latest conspiracy theory -- that Becki was up for sex -- and drank it in with delight.
With all the other housemates tucked up in bed, Victor shared his thoughts on why Becki had been picked by Big Brother.
Know-it-all Vic explained that a stand-by has to have "some kind of X-factor... to spice up the show." To his mind, sly flirting tactics were in operation when she said they were all "better looking in person".
"She's been watching..." he warned, adding darkly that "she's in here for a reason".
He then revealed she'd told him she'd had "naughty" dreams about some of the housemates, without revealing who.
"I think she's open to the thought of getting banged in 'ere," Vic finally declared, earning an incredulous "D'YA RECKON?" from his mischievous chum.
Both reckon Jay is definitely one object of desire -- an extended chat with the burly beefcake in the bedroom earlier was apparently proof of that -- but they weren't ruling out others.
"Jason reckons it's me," Victor continued, "I'm not sure. It's either me, Jason or Stuart."
"D'YA RECKON?"
Marco immediately struck Stuart off the list, but Victor had a worrying theory on that too.
"I don't know," he began, "She could be in 'ere to cause some s***. Imagine if she flirted with Stuart, the mayhem it would cause."
"Stuart would not be up for that," assured Marco.
"Get him drunk..." retorted the Londoner, "...mad things can happen.
Marco had some ideas of his own though... "She's been very friendly to Dan as well," started the student, "and Dan's said he's up for like, girl or guy!"
"She might even try and bang you," suggested Victor.
"Imagine if she went to each guy, gay ones as well, and flirted with each of them," whispered the jungle cat meaningfully, "try and win us over and then start ********g things up."
"Bringing individual gifts for everyone," Vic mused suspiciously. "Beware of people bringing gifts..."
"We could be misreading her completely," offered Marco, "but..."
But...? You're right. Why let anything stand in the way of a bloody good bitching session!
Offcial Site (http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=6070)