NEED UPDATE

[Hells Angel]

Hi All.

god help me, i have been away for two weeks. and need a quick update on whats going on. hearda bout a fight and some other stuff. cheers :devil:

[Deus Ex Machina]

Marco and Jason have been evicted.
There are two new people in the house, both are Emma's sisters.
Victor broke his arm trying to 'alpha-male' the lawnmower.

That's about it, I think :o)

[Hells Angel]

errrrr yeah ok. any sensible replies???

[Hells Angel]

errrrr yeah ok. any sensible replies???

[Deus Ex Machina]

Vanessa has been evicted (Dan was also nominated).

There was a big argument when Emma and Michelle went back in the house, which started with Jason and Marco, and spread out to pretty much everyone. There's plenty of info about in on this forum.

A new girl called Becki has come into the house.

Marko, Nadia and Michelle are all up for eviction this week.

[Hells Angel]

thanks mate. what was the fight all about ? marco and dan. what was marco gonna do . clap like a seal him to death

[Deus Ex Machina]

The fight (someone tell me if I'm worng).

Emma and Michelle both came back into the house, which pissed J&V off a lot.

There was lots of food to celebrate, and the hareem had a food fight inside, and the place was ruined.
Jay came in and told Marco that he (Jason) wouldn't be clearing it up. Ooh, script time (this is a habit of mine...)

Jason: I won't be cleaning any of this up.
Marco: No, I'll clean it up darling, ahahahahahahahahaha!
Jason: Yes, you will Marco.
Marco: Well, maybe I will, maybe I won't, it's up to me, ahahahahaha!
Jason: Maybe I'll bash **** out of you, then?
Marco: Ahahahahahaha!
Marco: *mincing dance*
Jason: Don't ****ing dance like that in front of me!

Jason continued to shout and Marco continued to dance and giggle at him, then Nadia and Victor stood between them.
Emma thought Victor would having a go at Nadia and launched herself at him, screaming and shouting. Victor, unsuprisingly, was having none of it, and told Emma exactly what he thought of her.
Nadia pushed the table over and smashed some plates.
Emma told Victor that he was "just like all the other black men" she knew.

There's a video file of it somewhere, hang on, I'll look for it.

[Deus Ex Machina]

Here you go:
Fight! Fight! Fight! (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/topic29907.htm)

[Hells Angel]

thanks your a star fro finding that information out. whats the rumors about something with vanessa and nadia and shell in the shower or something ??

[Deus Ex Machina]

Yeah, Shell was crying about the fight and Vanessa was comforting her, the Nadia came in...

Vanessa: Don't worry, Shell, it'll be alright.
Shell: *sob*
Nadia: Hallar! Is everyone al-raaat?
Vanessa: She'll be fine, Nadia. Could you leave us alone for a few minutes?
Nadia: Okar Vanessa. You keep telling evaryone what to do*...
Vanessa and Shell: **** YOU, NADIA!

Etc.


*This isn't what she said (I can't remember what she said), but that was the gist of it.

[Hells Angel]

thats a damn fine nadia accent you have going on tharrr lmao :hugesmile:

[Deus Ex Machina]

I thank you.

Nadia: Ar, Big Brothar, I caan't have any farn without mar cigar-aaaaaaaaates!

(But I guess you didn't see that - they all ran out of fags and Nadia threatened to leave if she didn't get any. Then Shell totally flipped out that night because Jason said "Well, maybe it will help you give up." She went into the 'snug' (I hate that word) and threw pillows around and screamed "Who the **** does he think is?" - possible mental problems, methinks...)

[Hooly One]

Welcome Back Hells Angel
:thumbs:

[Hells Angel]

just listened to the fight. my god what a night that must have been hehee. and shell is just a nutter. i think

[Hooly One]

Because of the fight BB give nadia,vanessa,marco,victor and jason an official warning and emma was sent into the bedsit for three days and then BB decided to kick her out.

[Hells Angel]

thanks hooly how are you doing? keeping ok i hope !. emma was a loose cannon. she was a little wierd for my liking.

[Hooly One]

I'm fine hells angel and how have you've been?

If you want to see the fight hell's angle, then here's the link to the clip

->

http://www.tvtoday.co.uk/article.php?p=148&more=1

[Hells Angel]

yeah i got it from Deus Ex Machina mate. im doing fine had a great holiday but got sheggellar when we came back a form of disintry

[Hooly One]

I didn't notice he already posted it.

:shocked: Poor you :shocked:

Have you Fully recovered from sheggellar?

[Hells Angel]

yteah seems so been on antibiotics and stuff and have been tired

[Hooly One]

Hell,

You've missed loads, you've got a lot of catching up to do..

[Hells Angel]

yeah mate i know. missed all the good stuff it seems. a lot of people are very anti jay i see at the moment, peeps in the office want him out and are slating his attitude.

[Hooly One]

Well i'm very anti jay and vic, there's no chance there going to win BB.

Unless it's rigged! :hugesmile:

I want dan to win, he's really down to earth.

[Hells Angel]

yeah but he is a bit of a knob with his tude to. feeling all sorry for himself STOP MOPING AROUND!! and get on ewith it

[Hooly One]

I agree, he also need's a right good slapping:hugesmile:

[Hells Angel]

yeah i feel that he needs to start thinking about himself not of himiself

[Hooly One]

He's ego needs popping

[golden~rose]

if his head gets any bigger then he wont even fit through the door!

[Hooly One]

Yes, that's true:thumbs:

[Hells Angel]

whos dans? this is the time where the personalities are clashing and true feelings and strains and cracks will show

[golden~rose]

:spin2:

[Hooly One]

Originally posted by Hells Angel
whos dans? this is the time where the personalities are clashing and true feelings and strains and cracks will show

Well i think they will show the most this week, marco said he would clash with jason,victor,shell and dan if he was up for eviction.

[Hells Angel]

yeah well marco needs a good kick up the donkey he is really buggin me with his little poor little old me 'tude

[Hooly One]

Yes, i think BB should send in a seal hunter.:laugh:

[golden~rose]

:laugh:

[Hells Angel]

yeah with a big big club :) :spin: and i want full 360 degree angle coverage so we dont miss a bit :) might make someone a nice rug

[Hells Angel]

yeah with a big big club :) :spin: and i want full 360 degree angle coverage so we dont miss a bit :) might make someone a nice rug

[Hooly One]

Lol! You could also make yourself a wig out of his chest hair..:laugh:

[golden~rose]

:joker:

[Hells Angel]

erm YUK!!!! thats not a ncie thought, now i have a really REALLY bad image in me head :laugh:

[Hooly One]

:joker: Sorry hell for traumatizing you..
:hugesmile:

[Hells Angel]

i need therapy now. boo hooo get me a shrink.

[Hooly One]

Lol! I'll ask bananarama if you can lend her shrink

Don't forget to check out this thread ->
http://thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=29625&page=9

[Hells Angel]

is she or he for that matter bananas like???

[Dan_]

Anyone noticed how Marco is nearly always in water?

[dimstepho]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Anyone noticed how Marco is nearly always in water?

lol. Just hope he doesn't get really obsessed and start begging for a Golden Shower! :shocked:

[golden~rose]

thats a good match for a seal anyways--as they are laways in water, jumping around!

[Hooly One]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Anyone noticed how Marco is nearly always in water?

He's always wearing shorts to

[golden~rose]

always half naked. was shocked when he was actually wearing clothes the other day :shocked:

[Dan_]

I never knew seals liked chicken nuggets.

[golden~rose]

:joker:

[Hooly One]

I also heard he loves dog food:hugesmile::laugh:

[golden~rose]

it should be fish food but good for him. :devil::laugh:

[Hooly One]

:laugh:

[Dan_]

Fish fingers :spin2:

[golden~rose]

yep

[Hooly One]

:elephant: