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Princess
03-08-2008, 12:39 AM
Luke is on the front of the Daily Star!

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Front-Pages-Of-Sundays-National-Newspapers/Media-Gallery/200808115065025?lpos=UK%2BNews_0&lid=GALLERY_15065025_Front%2BPages%2BOf%2BSunday%2 527s%2BNational%2BNewspapers

rayheartbliss
03-08-2008, 12:40 AM
like
WOW!!!

Princess
03-08-2008, 12:41 AM
GEEKY Luke Marsden is thrilled to be out of the Big Bro house so he can have sex with his ladette love Rebecca Shiner.

We can reveal he was planning to “go the whole way” last night after his many frantic fumbles with Bex, 20, while they were still on the show.

In an exclusive, tell-all interview with the Daily Star Sunday, the 21-year-old student confessed how he:
Thinks he’s in love with big- boobed Bex; can’t wait to ply her with booze and have his wicked way…though he’s worried she will eat him alive!; and was constantly aroused in the house due to her boob flashing.

Blowing the lid on their unlikely romance, Luke said: “I would never in a million years have put Rebecca and me together.

“I don’t drink, smoke or swear and Rebecca certainly does all of those things.

“She would spend her Saturday nights drinking while I would usually stay in and read a thesaurus for fun.

“I’d be watching Murder She Wrote while she’s unconscious on a nightclub dance floor somewhere. I didn’t think I would be able to tolerate her at first. But she taught me so much about sex.

“I thought I would have been repulsed by her. But for some reason we really clicked.

“I have never felt like this about anyone before. It is all a new experience for me.

“I don’t know what love is but this is the closest thing I have felt to it.”

He went on: “My feelings for Rebecca now are still the same as when I was in the house.

“I can’t wait to spend the night with her. I don’t condone taking advantage of drunk women – but I’ll buy her a bottle of wine and I’ll be sorted!

“Maybe I’ll take her to Pizza Hut or the cinema. I can imagine she’s a cheap date. Though, to be honest, I’m a bit scared she’ll devour me. I dread to think what will happen. She’s going to pounce on me!”

Pulling back the covers on their Big Bro bedroom antics, Luke laughed: “I think it is she who took advantage of me. She corrupted me. I’m a heterosexual male and couldn’t help getting aroused by Bex. Any man would.

“But I would never have had sex on live television.

“I have a lot of self-control so I was able to stop myself getting too excited – although I obviously got aroused and had bodily urges.

“There was lots of snogging, or intimate kissing as I prefer to call it. We did a bit of touching but I did not climax.

“I could have touched her breasts at any point day or night. She was just flopping them out all the time and I would definitely give them a ten out of ten.”

He confided: “I’ve not had much sex so it is not something I desperately need.

“I actually thought the missionary position was called the ‘military position’.

“In fact, a slug has more sex experience than me so I have a lot to learn.”

Luke is so besotted with Bex that he thinks she is the answer to the nation’s problems.

He mused: “Maybe Gordon Brown could employ someone like Rebecca to improve his ratings.

“I tried to talk to her about politics once. I sat her down and tried to teach her like you would a primary school class about how an MP was elected. But she didn’t care.”

If everything with Bex turns pear-shaped, Luke has lots of new female fans who would be delighted to comfort him.

He revealed: “One girl asked me to ‘lick her cherry’. I don’t even know what that means.”

After last night, he probably does now…

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/46161/Luke-gagging-for-Bex-romp/

\PJ/
03-08-2008, 12:44 AM
LOL what a ledge,luke to win pj's BB9 him and bex to win because it's my BB9.

Arneldo
03-08-2008, 12:44 AM
I still find it funny how they will still find any excuse to put a picture of that tart Lloyd on the front page.

Lauren
03-08-2008, 01:01 AM
LMAO! Any integrity left = down the pan.

andyman
03-08-2008, 01:07 AM
Sick! Pure sick... Luke & bex are sick!! Luke is one evil twisted little wench two faced freak!!! :mad:

rayheartbliss
03-08-2008, 01:08 AM
more stories..more magazine deals, more money!
SADOW!!