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Haha. Big Bonkers.
fingers
03-08-2008, 11:47 PM
What absolute and utter cr@p!! The Daily Star has more Ghostwiters than pages!
lolando
03-08-2008, 11:48 PM
more like 5 minutes and a handjob
30stone
03-08-2008, 11:48 PM
weath its a story or its real it looks soo funny hes so skinny.
Originally posted by lolando
more like 5 minutes and a handjob
You've posted some crap tonight, but I agree.
Good job I had my tea hours ago
One final thing
EWWWWWWWW
lolando
03-08-2008, 11:50 PM
I slappa ur face
saz85
03-08-2008, 11:52 PM
eeew! the thought of them at it is enough to make me sick:yuk:
Gemmer-x
03-08-2008, 11:53 PM
rofl.
B-Blockers_are_boring
03-08-2008, 11:58 PM
No way - a handjob and a fingering would have been about it . . .
. . .
god my tea's about coming up at the thought - and I liked them!!!
:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:
Classy. I knew they'd sell some awkward sex stories.
kerri
04-08-2008, 12:06 AM
ewww i liked luke but i dont wana think bout him an bex tbh i aint read the article but ay luke shes a good first time its always crap anyway hahahaha x x x
I am for one happy for Luke and Rebecca :thumbs:.
Braindead
04-08-2008, 12:17 AM
I was up... all... night!:banana:
MarkWaldorf
04-08-2008, 12:19 AM
EW.
fingers
04-08-2008, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by TiBU
I am for one happy for Luke and Rebecca :thumbs:.
Be happy for the Daily Star they dreamed it up!
uberb00b
04-08-2008, 12:51 AM
Thats Probably bullS**t lol
x.x.x uberb0b x.x.x
gavinh2008
04-08-2008, 12:53 AM
I dont know what to make of it, I liked Bex, but I didnt like Luke, if they want to do it then i suppose thats fine
I do feel a bit revolted though
Shaun
04-08-2008, 12:54 AM
Noooor Webecca noooor!
[stole this from Tom. Sorry.]
Princess
04-08-2008, 01:29 AM
GEEKY Luke Marsden finally scored with busty Rebecca Shiner as the pair enjoyed TWO passionate all-night sessions.
Big Brother’s most bizarre couple were reunited on Friday after Luke was voted out of the telly house.
Afterwards, the nerdy politics student – who admits he is a sexual novice – said: “She tore me apart like a wild animal off the Discovery Channel!”
But, as our snaps show, his attempt at kinky bedroom antics looked more M&S than S&M.
Luke, 21, left the house saying he was desperate for a romp with naughty nursery nurse Bex, 21, who was voted out a week earlier.
And he did not have to wait long – she sneaked into his hotel that night to wait for him.
Yesterday the loved-up pair opened their hearts exclusively to the Daily Star – and confirmed that they are now an item.
ABOVE: Rebecca Shiner
And they revealed how they celebrated with TWO saucy all-night sex sessions.
Bex, 21, giggled: “I am over the moon. I waited for him at the hotel on Friday. It was so funny, because they pretended there was a fan waiting for him – and then I ran round the corner.
“He screamed like a girl when he saw me! As soon as I saw him, all the feelings came flooding back and I knew that I really liked him. I took him straight up to the bedroom!”
Luke said: “It’s so weird for me. One minute I was being evicted, interviewed by Davina McCall, then I am in bed with Rebecca.
“It’s all pretty mad, to be quite frank. Eight weeks and I avoided touching her boobs – not any more. They were slipping out of my hands. She certainly has more than a handful!”
The Wigan lad is open about his lack of sexual experience, while Bex says she has slept with 12 men before Luke.
She said: “I wasn’t nervous about spending the night with him – but he probably was!” Luke insisted: “I was not nervous at all, Rebecca!” And he added: “I’m also not at all bothered about how many guys she’s slept with.
“I’ve been open about my inexperience when it comes to sex. I mean, she’s the second person I have slept with in my life.
“But at the end of the day everyone needs to be taught new things and I am looking forward to her teaching me stuff.”
The pair never got down and really dirty in the Big Brother house, although Bex admitted they would love to have done if only BB bosses had switched off the cameras for one night.
She said: “I was so frustrated not being able to just grab him and throw him on the bed!”
They have made up for lost time now. The pair spent Friday and Saturday nights getting it on in a luxury north London hotel.
And Bex boasted that she could get lusty Luke excited without even laying a hand on him.
She said: “I whispered in his ear and on the back of his neck, and it was clear he was aroused.
“I even squashed him with my boobs! We just had a laugh together. It was so nice to be with him without having other people around judging us.
“We could be ourselves and just have a laugh.”
Luke said: “For the first 10 minutes we just hugged each other. We couldn’t let each other go.”
But the giggling couple admitted that, even in the hotel room, they kept waiting for Big Brother to call them to the Diary Room, and even checked for cameras.
“We certainly made up for lost time,” said Bex. “I don’t think either of us will ever forget Friday and Saturday nights. It was madness, because we kept thinking Big Brother was going to call us to the Diary Room.
“We were so sure that there were still cameras watching us, we even checked!”
And although their romance must rate as one of the most unlikely in Big Brother history, the couple are happy to admit that they are totally smitten.
Bex, famed for flashing her mighty boobs in the Channel 4 house, said: “He was shocked when I told him that I hadn’t been coping very well without him.
“He thought that I would have been off clubbing and snogging loads of other men.
“But I haven’t even looked at another man since I met my Luke.”
And her skinny lover smiled: “I am just glad that we are together. Being without her for the past week has been complete torture.”
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/46237/BIG-BONKERS
Shaun
04-08-2008, 01:33 AM
Awwwww.
monkeymadness
04-08-2008, 01:38 AM
poor luke bed he had some fun on the big bed lol
vanityrequiem
04-08-2008, 05:39 AM
What shameless sell outs. I hope they feel ashamed.
andyman
04-08-2008, 05:41 AM
Vile... Sick!
LilSis08
04-08-2008, 07:26 AM
Too much information... :yuk:
AirWalk
04-08-2008, 07:42 AM
this makes me sick..
:yuk:
Wellsita
04-08-2008, 09:44 AM
You have to be very sad and have no self esteem to make money by sellling stories to the tabloids! Even if they really had sex, how can you believe it's real love if they are trying to make a profit out of it! Disgusting!
fingers
04-08-2008, 11:24 AM
Wukey and Webecca finally get their hands on a Cheque!!
iow97
04-08-2008, 12:56 PM
luke is still a virgin looool:laugh:
Lizziex
04-08-2008, 01:22 PM
Cant think that much of each other if they willing to tell the world about personal things like that.
Originally posted by fingers
Wukey and Webecca finally get their hands on a Cheque!!
SHUT UP! don't know who you think you are,your so rude.My fan-o-meter for these grows everytime i see them.LOL there so hilarious.
Matt10k
04-08-2008, 01:30 PM
Who cares about their sex life? I'm just ignoring it until they fade back into obscurity.
fingers
04-08-2008, 01:55 PM
Originally posted by Pj
Originally posted by fingers
Wukey and Webecca finally get their hands on a Cheque!!
SHUT UP! don't know who you think you are,your so rude.My fan-o-meter for these grows everytime i see them.LOL there so hilarious.
aaww, did ickle hands fwow toys out of pwam??:joker::dance::devil::whistle:
Princess
04-08-2008, 03:22 PM
Argh,I hate this country! Front page over there,absolutely NOTHING here!
Charlotte08
04-08-2008, 03:25 PM
That Is Fcukin Disgustin Haha :yuk:
The photo's in the paper are funny :laugh2:
Firewire
04-08-2008, 03:32 PM
lol I laughed when I read it.
AirWalk
04-08-2008, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by Matt10k
Who cares about their sex life? I'm just ignoring it until they fade back into obscurity.
Exactly..Who wants to know if they had sex or not ?:yuk:
Ninastar
04-08-2008, 05:55 PM
Hmmmmmm I loved these 2 in the house when they were together because they were really funny and could say anythiing to each other. BUT don't want to hear about there bloody sex life! ok mabey in like a week i wouldnt mind an interview saying yeh we slept together but NOT SO MUCH DETAIL!! :yuk:
Sophii3x
04-08-2008, 07:23 PM
Eww, they've been reunited for like 3 days and they're already at it? And I wish someone warned me about the pics in the article :shocked:
bananarama
04-08-2008, 07:35 PM
Probably a set up to sell a story for some nice dosh......Good luck to them the more they screw out of newspapers and the readers the better.......
Even if it's true good luck to them...Life is for living and they can easily stuff all the jealous prudes moaning about it...........
Matt10k
04-08-2008, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by bananarama
Probably a set up to sell a story for some nice dosh......Good luck to them the more they screw out of newspapers and the readers the better.......
Even if it's true good luck to them...Life is for living and they can easily stuff all the jealous prudes moaning about it...........
Not really screwing the papers out of money though are they? They'll probably make the papers lots of money. That's what I find odd- that some people are actually interested in a couple of z-list wanabes doing it :laugh2:
bananarama
04-08-2008, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by Matt10k
Originally posted by bananarama
Probably a set up to sell a story for some nice dosh......Good luck to them the more they screw out of newspapers and the readers the better.......
Even if it's true good luck to them...Life is for living and they can easily stuff all the jealous prudes moaning about it...........
Not really screwing the papers out of money though are they? They'll probably make the papers lots of money. That's what I find odd- that some people are actually interested in a couple of z-list wanabes doing it :laugh2:
I personally have not bought newspapers for the last 20 years or so......I only know about the article from a TIBB thread.........
My sentiment is. If they can screw money for a fake or real story more fool those that pay it and read it..........I still say good luck to them..........
Matt10k
04-08-2008, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by bananarama
Originally posted by Matt10k
Originally posted by bananarama
Probably a set up to sell a story for some nice dosh......Good luck to them the more they screw out of newspapers and the readers the better.......
Even if it's true good luck to them...Life is for living and they can easily stuff all the jealous prudes moaning about it...........
Not really screwing the papers out of money though are they? They'll probably make the papers lots of money. That's what I find odd- that some people are actually interested in a couple of z-list wanabes doing it :laugh2:
I personally have not bought newspapers for the last 20 years or so......I only know about the article from a TIBB thread.........
My sentiment is. If they can screw money for a fake or real story more fool those that pay it and read it..........I still say good luck to them..........
Makes you wonder what kind of person would choose to buy the paper because of that story? I wish this country didn't have such an obsession with the z-lister. It's how people like Jade Goody get famous.
bananarama
04-08-2008, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by Matt10k
Originally posted by bananarama
Originally posted by Matt10k
Originally posted by bananarama
Probably a set up to sell a story for some nice dosh......Good luck to them the more they screw out of newspapers and the readers the better.......
Even if it's true good luck to them...Life is for living and they can easily stuff all the jealous prudes moaning about it...........
Not really screwing the papers out of money though are they? They'll probably make the papers lots of money. That's what I find odd- that some people are actually interested in a couple of z-list wanabes doing it :laugh2:
I personally have not bought newspapers for the last 20 years or so......I only know about the article from a TIBB thread.........
My sentiment is. If they can screw money for a fake or real story more fool those that pay it and read it..........I still say good luck to them..........
Makes you wonder what kind of person would choose to buy the paper because of that story? I wish this country didn't have such an obsession with the z-lister. It's how people like Jade Goody get famous.
I think it must be just a pointless habit of having to have a newspaper stuck in front of ones face at breakfast..........Perhaps to avoid talikng to ones parner after a row.......:bigsmile:
double-nugget
04-08-2008, 08:02 PM
I was just a little sick in my mouth. :yuk:
lovelylady
04-08-2008, 08:10 PM
This is a guy who want to go to No.10:hello:
This is what Bex wanted and all those that buy this might as well give all their money to Charity than to believe that:elephant: rubbish.
I just cannot read it my eye :cloud:
What a load of bullshine.
James
05-08-2008, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by bananarama
Probably a set up to sell a story for some nice dosh......Good luck to them the more they screw out of newspapers and the readers the better.......
Even if it's true good luck to them...Life is for living and they can easily stuff all the jealous prudes moaning about it...........
But the only thing is, all this drags down the reputation of everyone who goes on the show (even the viewers :sad: ).
The media think BB HMs are desperate as it is, this doesn't exactly improve that.
peacemaker
05-08-2008, 03:26 PM
good for them if the stories are true but i wouldn't like to be in luke's position :yuk:
fingers
05-08-2008, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by peacemaker
good for them if the stories are true but i wouldn't like to be in luke's position :yuk:
The stories are Gospel according to the Daily Star, LMAO
supernoodles!
05-08-2008, 03:29 PM
LMFAO!
oh my god that photo!hahahaha
is that on sale today?
Sunny_01
05-08-2008, 03:32 PM
Shameless :nono:
Spidersparks
05-08-2008, 03:56 PM
Haha, what are those two monkeys doing.
bbcrazy
18-08-2008, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by Princess
GEEKY Luke Marsden finally scored with busty Rebecca Shiner as the pair enjoyed TWO passionate all-night sessions.
Big Brother’s most bizarre couple were reunited on Friday after Luke was voted out of the telly house.
Afterwards, the nerdy politics student – who admits he is a sexual novice – said: “She tore me apart like a wild animal off the Discovery Channel!”
But, as our snaps show, his attempt at kinky bedroom antics looked more M&S than S&M.
Luke, 21, left the house saying he was desperate for a romp with naughty nursery nurse Bex, 21, who was voted out a week earlier.
And he did not have to wait long – she sneaked into his hotel that night to wait for him.
Yesterday the loved-up pair opened their hearts exclusively to the Daily Star – and confirmed that they are now an item.
ABOVE: Rebecca Shiner
And they revealed how they celebrated with TWO saucy all-night sex sessions.
Bex, 21, giggled: “I am over the moon. I waited for him at the hotel on Friday. It was so funny, because they pretended there was a fan waiting for him – and then I ran round the corner.
“He screamed like a girl when he saw me! As soon as I saw him, all the feelings came flooding back and I knew that I really liked him. I took him straight up to the bedroom!”
Luke said: “It’s so weird for me. One minute I was being evicted, interviewed by Davina McCall, then I am in bed with Rebecca.
“It’s all pretty mad, to be quite frank. Eight weeks and I avoided touching her boobs – not any more. They were slipping out of my hands. She certainly has more than a handful!”
The Wigan lad is open about his lack of sexual experience, while Bex says she has slept with 12 men before Luke.
She said: “I wasn’t nervous about spending the night with him – but he probably was!” Luke insisted: “I was not nervous at all, Rebecca!” And he added: “I’m also not at all bothered about how many guys she’s slept with.
“I’ve been open about my inexperience when it comes to sex. I mean, she’s the second person I have slept with in my life.
“But at the end of the day everyone needs to be taught new things and I am looking forward to her teaching me stuff.”
The pair never got down and really dirty in the Big Brother house, although Bex admitted they would love to have done if only BB bosses had switched off the cameras for one night.
She said: “I was so frustrated not being able to just grab him and throw him on the bed!”
They have made up for lost time now. The pair spent Friday and Saturday nights getting it on in a luxury north London hotel.
And Bex boasted that she could get lusty Luke excited without even laying a hand on him.
She said: “I whispered in his ear and on the back of his neck, and it was clear he was aroused.
“I even squashed him with my boobs! We just had a laugh together. It was so nice to be with him without having other people around judging us.
“We could be ourselves and just have a laugh.”
Luke said: “For the first 10 minutes we just hugged each other. We couldn’t let each other go.”
But the giggling couple admitted that, even in the hotel room, they kept waiting for Big Brother to call them to the Diary Room, and even checked for cameras.
“We certainly made up for lost time,” said Bex. “I don’t think either of us will ever forget Friday and Saturday nights. It was madness, because we kept thinking Big Brother was going to call us to the Diary Room.
“We were so sure that there were still cameras watching us, we even checked!”
And although their romance must rate as one of the most unlikely in Big Brother history, the couple are happy to admit that they are totally smitten.
Bex, famed for flashing her mighty boobs in the Channel 4 house, said: “He was shocked when I told him that I hadn’t been coping very well without him.
“He thought that I would have been off clubbing and snogging loads of other men.
“But I haven’t even looked at another man since I met my Luke.”
And her skinny lover smiled: “I am just glad that we are together. Being without her for the past week has been complete torture.”
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/46237/BIG-BONKERS
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