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Ross
04-08-2008, 06:12 PM
BRUV beefboy Mario has revealed for the first time that he planned to propose to lover Lisa while in the house.

The oily muscleman told producers he was keen to pop the question while being watched by millions on Big Brother. But his plans were foiled after show staff forced him into a fake wedding with Scouse siren Stephanie McMichael.

The sleazy sales rep let slip his plans after he squeezed into a Borat-style mankini, right, for Star magazine. And he said: “It had been my plan to propose to Lisa in the house and I had told someone at Big Brother’s production company.

“Then, lo and behold, within ten minutes of entering the house, I was getting married!”

Judging this latest pic, it looks like Lisa had a lucky escape...

http://i37.tinypic.com/fldm2t.png

Source: The Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/big_brother/article1511382.ece)

SexualHeroics
04-08-2008, 06:15 PM
The mankini picture isn't working. Can you find us another please?

Locke.
06-08-2008, 01:49 AM
Yeah, we need a new picture. Please.

bigbr0ther
06-08-2008, 02:22 AM
The Sun makes very wild claims but doesn't back them up. For example, calling Mario sleazy is ridiculous. I personally don't think he was sleazy at all. Yet this word appears in every Sun article in which Mario is mentioned even briefly.