Your favourite bb9 quotes

[supernoodles!]

Post them here:xyxwave:

[supernoodles!]

Lisa (talking about Mario)- The Universe is calling him to go ,tonight.
Rebecca-Can i leave my knickers on I`ve got a shaving rash
:joker:two of my faves:laugh3:

[SiaSiaSia]

"i've never met a girl from australia before, well, i have, but i'd rather not talk about it" - luke

"i like a man to be bald, but have hair" - sara

"i don't like dogs, but i want a chiuaua(sp?!)" - rebecca

[supernoodles!]

Rebecca (talking about the cake) - It tastes like a plasticine penis!........actual plasticine penis!

[Dan_]

Mario-"Mikey's got a disability, open your eyes!" :tongue:

[supernoodles!]

the only time dales made me laugh

Dale (whilst sitting on the fence) -I feel like you here Rachel, do i have an opinion,dont i?
Big Brother - Big Brother would like to remind housemates that they are not to sit on the fence

lmao!

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by Dan_
Mario-"Mikey's got a disability, open your eyes!" :tongue:



hahhahahahahahahhaa

[supernoodles!]

don`t know if anyones been watching bblb but i saw it this morning (must have been yesterdays show repeated right?) and they were talking about rachels website where she gives health and beauty tips ,some of them were so funny!
'Salads are a healthy meal even if you're not a rabbit '
lmfao.eee don`t know why i find that SO funny...little things eh

[xDramatick]

Originally posted by Dan_
Mario-"Mikey's got a disability, open your eyes!" :tongue:

That makes me laugh so much.

Alexandra delivered the quotes of the series though.

"'Memba I Told You"
"Pow Pow Pow"

[supernoodles!]

kat-'i look like a potato':joker:

anddd....

every party i go to everyone think i on drug !
:joker:

[xDramatick]

Rex: "I'd swap you for scrabble"

I love Rachel but that made me laugh.

[decdec456]

My friend discovered the human DNA

or

Noo Webecca NOOOO!

or

Sam WHERRREE OVVVVV ERRR THE rain BOWWWW!!

[Willz]

Rex to Rebecca "Sorry I can't hear you over the crunching of my crisps"
Don't know why but it made me laugh and stuck out for me.

And Dale "Why do you want to wash dishes for your not Ghandi"

[supernoodles!]

Rex (in a sarcastic voice) -I love my angels costume I wish I could wear it all the time<<ha ha loved how he said that in the diary room!

Big brother-Do you miss your HMs from hell

Rex 'hell no'

[supernoodles!]

a classic rachel one,i found it funny anyway

'fruit is a big part of my life'

lol

[AngRemembered]

Rachel to darnell

"Are you really black then Darnell"? :joker:

[Locke.]

Mario: (Mainly the way they are delivered.)

"He/s gone down in my estimations, and he's gonna have to live with that!"

"Just ducking my custard creams into this hot, juicy tea." - Best one ever.

"You know we know so many people throughout the country."

"We're very popular people."

"We've got a fanclub. Where we come from we've got a fanclub."

"You know at the end of the day I am the facilitator I am a manager of people."

"I've done it all, but I don't wanna come across the big 'I am'."

'Be afraid, be very afraid'

[AngRemembered]

Originally posted by David_Purdy


"Just ducking my custard creams into this hot, juicy tea." - Best one ever.



LMAO, I dont think there has ever been one quote by anyone that has meade me feel so uncomfortable laffin at it.
Indeed the more funnier the more disturbing it is.

A real classic quote from BB9 :thumbs:

[T_L_J]

Lisa ''14 million people watched him on the Ant and Dec''

[Callum]

Rebecca "I feel like I've been having animal sex all night."

[rayheartbliss]

my banner say it all!
XD

[BexButNotCovBex]

Some of mine:

Lisa-The Universe is calling him to go, tonight.

Luke-No, Rebecca, no!

Mario-Mikey's got a disability, open your eyes!

Big Brother - Big Brother would like to remind housemates that they are not to sit on the fence.

Lisa-My friend discovered the human DNA.

Dale-Your not Ghandi!

Rachel-Are you black Darnell?

Mario-I've done it all, but I don't want to come across the big 'I am'.

Mario-We've got a fanclub. Where we come from we've got a fanclub.

[dylissimo]

Lisa - It was a little green man!

Mikey (about hus Guide Dog) - But you can tell him "take me to the shops"... just stick it in a cupboard!

The "stick it in a cupboard" had me laughing so much!

[MisterModest]

Big Brother: "Mohammed, the Diary Room door is now opened."
Mohammed: "...what do I do!?"

[Big_Brutta]

Classic one.

Mario - "I'm a facilitator"

[rayheartbliss]

Originally posted by MisterModest
Big Brother: "Mohammed, the Diary Room door is now opened."
Mohammed: "...what do I do!?"

LOL

oh yerh that....XD

[kerri]

rex id swap you for scrabble haha and dale made me laugh the other day woah shock horror lol when he said to rachel why do you wanna dishes your not gandhi haha funny x x

[iow97]

Originally posted by Dan_
Mario-"Mikey's got a disability, open your eyes!" :tongue:
well funny:joker::laugh::laugh3::laugh2: