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Hooly One
06-07-2004, 12:11 PM
On their second day as pupils at the Big Brother Primary School, the housemates are to give class presentations on a topic they feel strongly about.

Here are the instructions provided by Big Brother:



For today's lesson, pupils must each give a presentation to the rest of the class on a subject of their choice that they feel strongly about. Pupils are encouraged to think of a subject close to their hearts and are able to request one item from the Headmaster with which to help illustrate their presentation.

Pupil's requests must be reasonable; if they are not deemed reasonable then the Headmaster will ask pupils to request another item. The Headmaster reserves the right to reasonably interpret pupil's requests. Pupils have 30 minutes to choose the topic of their presentation and the item to illustrate it. Pupils will then be called to the Diary Room, in alphabetical order, to discuss their choices with the Headmaster.



While the other housemates took a moment to ponder the possibilities, Becki announced that her presentation would be called "safe sex, masturbation and sex toys". She would require "a vibrator and condoms", or failing that "a cucumber", she decided.

Jason reckoned he might talk about chocolate "and why it's good for you" - a ploy if ever there was one to get some extra goodies into the House. Michelle appeared to follow his example, wondering if she might chat about "Indian takeaways".

Official Site (http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=6238)

Lance
06-07-2004, 12:12 PM
Sounds Good!:thumbs:

She Devil
06-07-2004, 12:13 PM
Ditto

Tina_2004
06-07-2004, 12:16 PM
Jay and Michelle have good ideas! :thumbs:

Hooly One
06-07-2004, 12:17 PM
Yep they do:thumbs:

She Devil
06-07-2004, 12:19 PM
Trust Becki to talk about sex

Hooly One
06-07-2004, 12:20 PM
Yep she devil, Typical!:joker:

Tina_2004
06-07-2004, 12:20 PM
She's a plastic slapper!

Lance
06-07-2004, 12:21 PM
Hers will probably be more entertaining than Ahmed's...Yawn!!!:sleep:

She Devil
06-07-2004, 12:21 PM
Lmao Tina.

Those that talk about sex all the time never get any

Hooly One
06-07-2004, 12:22 PM
Her little fingers probably more interesting then ahemed:hugesmile:

She Devil
06-07-2004, 12:24 PM
What the fatal fingers? Or the ones that were stuck up he a**

Lance
06-07-2004, 12:24 PM
I know,get him outta there!:sleep:

Hooly One
06-07-2004, 12:25 PM
Originally posted by She Devil
What the fatal fingers? Or the ones that were stuck up he a**

:shocked:

She give him a fisting!?! now i wouldn't of wanted to see that! :joker:

She Devil
06-07-2004, 12:26 PM
Yuk, no way

Hooly One
06-07-2004, 12:27 PM
Lol! just the thought of it, makes me turn green:shocked::spin:

Hooly One
06-07-2004, 12:30 PM
Sorry if i'v put people off there food:laugh:

She Devil
06-07-2004, 12:32 PM
And i'm done with the chicken sarni

Hooly One
06-07-2004, 12:33 PM
:laugh::thumbs:

Lance
06-07-2004, 12:33 PM
Yuk!:rolleyes:

Hooly One
06-07-2004, 12:37 PM
:laugh: