Hooly One
06-07-2004, 02:12 PM
Regular smoochers Stuart and Michelle have been punished by Big Brother for their most recent pash sesh.
Under normal circumstances the all-seeing eye turns itself blind to such shenanigans, but while the housemates are pupils of the Big Brother Primary School, tongue clashing will not be tolerated.
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"Very disappointed" was how the Headmaster professed to be having been witness to Stuart and Michelle lapping at each other's tonsils during school hours.
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"It's that girl Michelle! She's always on at me man, I can't help it!" protested Stuart.
But in view of the evidence (and the fact that Stu failed to return props from yesterday's history class when asked to) the Headmaster decided that Stuart would have to be made an example of by being made to stand in the corner, facing the wall and wearing a dunce's hat until further notice.
"It's not the school you're letting down; it's yourself," the Headmaster concluded, before giving Stu the boot from the Diary Room.
I must not snog boys... I must not snog boys
"Oh mighty," sighed the naughty boy as he traipsed to the punishment corner and forlornly steadied his hat on his head.
Michelle could laugh as much as she liked (and she did), but very soon she was receiving her just desserts too.
"I've got to seriously think about my actions!" she sang as she skipped out of the room.
When she was recalled to the Diary Room a few minutes later, the Headmaster did not believe her to have thought sufficiently long or hard enough about said actions, and gave her lines.
"I must not snog boys," scribbled the naughty brunette - 100 times.
Official Site (http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=6243)
Under normal circumstances the all-seeing eye turns itself blind to such shenanigans, but while the housemates are pupils of the Big Brother Primary School, tongue clashing will not be tolerated.
http://www.pixpond.com/x/1400_dunce_h.jpg
"Very disappointed" was how the Headmaster professed to be having been witness to Stuart and Michelle lapping at each other's tonsils during school hours.
http://www.pixpond.com/x/1400_dunce_2.jpg
"It's that girl Michelle! She's always on at me man, I can't help it!" protested Stuart.
But in view of the evidence (and the fact that Stu failed to return props from yesterday's history class when asked to) the Headmaster decided that Stuart would have to be made an example of by being made to stand in the corner, facing the wall and wearing a dunce's hat until further notice.
"It's not the school you're letting down; it's yourself," the Headmaster concluded, before giving Stu the boot from the Diary Room.
I must not snog boys... I must not snog boys
"Oh mighty," sighed the naughty boy as he traipsed to the punishment corner and forlornly steadied his hat on his head.
Michelle could laugh as much as she liked (and she did), but very soon she was receiving her just desserts too.
"I've got to seriously think about my actions!" she sang as she skipped out of the room.
When she was recalled to the Diary Room a few minutes later, the Headmaster did not believe her to have thought sufficiently long or hard enough about said actions, and gave her lines.
"I must not snog boys," scribbled the naughty brunette - 100 times.
Official Site (http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=6243)