The Death Of Maureen

[Hooly One]

The housemates' silent protest has moved up a gear, with Ahmed taking a shovel to House mannequin, Maureen.

In retaliation to yesterday's task failure, the group haven't spoken to each other all morning.

http://www.pixpond.com/x/1300_ahmedsmashed_1.jpg

And Big Brother has responded by sporadically playing all manner of hideous noises - a baby crying and beeping horns - into the House.

http://www.pixpond.com/x/1300_ahmedsmashed_2.jpg

The din soon became all too much for Ahmed, who ever so casually picked up the garden spade, took it indoors and appeared to count down on his fingers from ten to one before whacking Maureen in the neck.

Off with her head...


Four strikes later Maureen was lying on the ground; one more and she was headless.

As the other housemates looked on - some in hysterics - the 44-year-old proceeded to jump up and on down on the papier mache female, before counting to ten again, raising Maureen's severed head to a camera and then strolling back to the garden - pausing en route for a quick hug from Shell.

It's the quiet one's you have to watch out for...

Official Site (http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=6282)

[xx_michelle_fan_xx]

lol :hello: Go ahmed! :hello:

[Hooly One]

Ahmed's Dangerous:shocked::laugh:

[Tina_2004]

Wot if he chopped of a housemates head :shocked:

[Hooly One]

Lol! I think ahmeds cracking up, he need's voting out before he actually beheads a housemate with the garden spade
:shocked:

[Tina_2004]

:thumbs: Yep hes mad, he needs psyhciatric ( i no i spelt it wrong ) Help!! :nono:

[xx_michelle_fan_xx]

lol first the throwing of plates which nearly cut vanessa to ...praising his name to himself...to constant shouting in the diary room and now chopping off maureens head! :bouncy: hehe :devil:

[Tina_2004]

Ahmed= Mental!

[Hooly One]

He's insane:hugesmile:

[BigSister]

lol he killed Maureen :hugesmile:

[Tina_2004]

:bawling: Poor Maureen :bawling:

[Hooly One]

Originally posted by BigSister
lol he killed Maureen :hugesmile:

The media will have a field day with this:hugesmile:

[xx_michelle_fan_xx]

lol yeh they will have a field day :thumbs: i can see the headline now '' Ahmed has he gone insane?!'' Hehehe :joker:

[Sunny_01]

Yay great to see that Ahmed is cracking under the pressure :elephant:

[Hooly One]

Lol! :joker:

[She Devil]

I thought he'd be the first to crack.

[Hooly One]

Same here

[p2pnut]

Originally posted by Tina_2004
Wot if he chopped of a housemates head :shocked:

In some cases it wouldn't even notice. (take a bow Buttocks Mary)

- - - - - - - - - -

R I P Maureen

:bawling: :bawling: Rest In Pieces :bawling: :bawling:

- - - - - - - - - -

[Hooly One]

:laugh:Lol:thumbs:

You should read some on the opinions on the C4 Forum, it's getting pretty heated.

Here's the Thread ->
Beheading Maureen - The Image Of Beheaded Hostages in Iraq (http://community.channel4.com/6/ubb.x?a=tpc&s=162603557&f=8216069011&m=8116086301)

[Mike]

lol talk about serious people

[Hooly One]

I agree mike:thumbs:

The C4 forum is fall of Angry Chimps!:laugh::wavey:

[Mike]

I just think its funny how heated it gets, glad that does'nt go on here lol.

[Hells Angel]

GO AHMED!! he is thae boy ! i dont think he is insane. i think he is great. i think if i were in his shoes i would do the same. revolt and make BB work for a change :devil:

[Hooly One]

I'm glad also, if that happen here i think i would hardly post.

Out of fear of having my Opinions Attacked

[Hooly One]

Originally posted by Hells Angel
GO AHMED!! he is thae boy ! i dont think he is insane. i think he is great. i think if i were in his shoes i would do the same. revolt and make BB work for a change :devil:

Hell! Your an ahmed fan!:shocked::hugesmile:

[Mike]

I registered over on C4 forums before i came here and my first post i made my opinion was attacked, im glad i registered here because at least everyone is intitled to their own opinions.

[Hells Angel]

No there not shut up .. own opinions dont make me laugh HA HA HA.

Yeah Hooly. i think he is funny. he makes me laugh with the his outburst and stuff

[Hooly One]

True

I'm still a member on the C4 forum, but i hardly ever post

[Hells Angel]

yeah i have just posted there
posted 08-07-04 17:34
FUNNY FUNNY.

there should be more of this stuff. he is being natural to the core. why not rebel? just sit there in silence show some emotion for god sake

[Hooly One]

Originally posted by Hells Angel
yeah i have just posted there
posted 08-07-04 17:34
FUNNY FUNNY.

there should be more of this stuff. he is being natural to the core. why not rebel? just sit there in silence show some emotion for god sake

I'll have a look for the post and reply:thumbs:

[Hells Angel]

http://community.channel4.com/6/ubb.x?a=tpc&s=162603557&f=8216069011&m=8016027301&r=7556027301#7556027301

[Hooly One]

Thanks Hell:thumbs:

[Hooly One]

I'v replied:laugh:

[Hells Angel]

yes i see,. strange how you have seen that post before lol. its true though why be boring, show emotion its allowed we dont live in a communist state(sorry to all commys out there):hugesmile:

[Hooly One]

:joker:

[golden~rose]

lol, that was funny, i read about it but i havent watched it!! this is why i want ahmed to stay but then i dont mind him going either!!!

[Hooly One]

:thumbs:

[Hells Angel]

ahh he is natural make s me laugh and is different. he is the boy. becki is out on friday deffo

[golden~rose]

help me...becky is fun too, i keep getting swayed!!

[Hells Angel]

stay away from the dark side xishax. come into the light turn away TUURRRNNN AWAAAYYYY!!!

[Hooly One]

Yep, it seems very likely hell:thumbs:

[golden~rose]

:joker: ahmed is good......becki is not!!!!

but ahmed is annoying, i think ahmed should stay another week

i might chnage my mind again!

[Lance]

Wow I just saw her devastating death!:laugh::bawling:

[Amy]

What about Stu's Hat :laugh: I wonder what BB will do next!?

Ahmed going mad was very funny

[Hells Angel]

they will get ahmed to smash it with a spade

[Hooly One]

I agree amy:thumbs::laugh:

[golden~rose]

that was bad, i didnt realise that stu would react that badly, he way more attached to the hat than i realised

[She Devil]

He cried like a baby:bawling:

[Hooly One]

He also sulked for about an hour:laugh:

[golden~rose]

i didnt watch it again, everytime i miss something its always good!!!

[kaphc]

I think Stu's cowboy hat was linked to one of his "personas" in the house. It obviously gave him a good sense of identity, bless him. Bit mean to burn it ... but what else could they have burned .....???

Victor's burgundy spotty trousers
Jasons' minging white dressing gown
Dan's black checked dressing gown
Shell's ballerina skirt
Michelle's ponytail bands

... the list could go on!

[James]

Pictures, more in the gallery

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=143

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/gallery/albums/protest/1/Big%20Brother%205%20Ahmed-08-07-2043_12.jpg

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/gallery/albums/protest/1/Big%20Brother%205%20Ahmed-08-07-2043_25.jpg

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/gallery/albums/protest/1/Big%20Brother%205%20Ahmed-08-07-2044_16.jpg

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/gallery/albums/protest/1/Big%20Brother%205%20Ahmed-08-07-2044_42.jpg

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/gallery/albums/protest/1/Big%20Brother%205%20Ahmed-08-07-2044_53.jpg

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=143

[Hooly One]

I'd love to see BB burn Victor's hat:joker:

[golden~rose]

:joker::joker::joker:

must see this

:joker::joker::joker:

[Hooly One]

Originally posted by James
Pictures, more in the gallery

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=143

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/gallery/albums/protest/1/Big%20Brother%205%20Ahmed-08-07-2043_12.jpg

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/gallery/albums/protest/1/Big%20Brother%205%20Ahmed-08-07-2043_25.jpg

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/gallery/albums/protest/1/Big%20Brother%205%20Ahmed-08-07-2044_16.jpg

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/gallery/albums/protest/1/Big%20Brother%205%20Ahmed-08-07-2044_42.jpg

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/gallery/albums/protest/1/Big%20Brother%205%20Ahmed-08-07-2044_53.jpg

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=143

:laugh:

Wow! Freaky:shocked:

[Dan_]

COME ON AHMED YOU LIL NUTTER! HE MUST STAY!

[She Devil]

I would like to see them black out the mirrors everywhere. Not so the cameras can't pick up on the action, but so HM can't see themselves

[Hooly One]

Jason would hate that the most She Devil :laugh:

[p2pnut]

Originally posted by Hooly One
:laugh:Lol:thumbs:

You should read some on the opinions on the C4 Forum, it's getting pretty heated.

Here's the Thread ->
Beheading Maureen - The Image Of Beheaded Hostages in Iraq (http://community.channel4.com/6/ubb.x?a=tpc&s=162603557&f=8216069011&m=8116086301)

I tried to have a peek at that link - but was faced with 'message not found'.

Either this is because I am not registered on C4 Forum OR there may have been a CIA sponsored revolution at C4 Forum OR the denizens of C4 Forum have been forceably removed to a safe place, such as The Jimmy Hendrix Memorial Home For The Terminally Optimistic, for emergency humour replacement therapy

I await further news of this disturbing development

:conf:

[Hooly One]

Originally posted by p2pnut
Originally posted by Hooly One
:laugh:Lol:thumbs:

You should read some on the opinions on the C4 Forum, it's getting pretty heated.

Here's the Thread ->
Beheading Maureen - The Image Of Beheaded Hostages in Iraq (http://community.channel4.com/6/ubb.x?a=tpc&s=162603557&f=8216069011&m=8116086301)

I tried to have a peek at that link - but was faced with 'message not found'.

Either this is because I am not registered on C4 Forum OR there may have been a CIA sponsored revolution at C4 Forum OR the denizens of C4 Forum have been forceably removed to a safe place, such as The Jimmy Hendrix Memorial Home For The Terminally Optimistic, for emergency humour replacement therapy

I await further news of this disturbing development

:conf:

Lol p2pnut!

The Subject was removed by a C4 mod, because it became a very racist and Homophobic thread.

[Tina_2004]

:laugh:Ahmed is a Nutta:laugh:

[Hooly One]

Yep, he's crazy:thumbs:

[p2pnut]

Originally posted by Hells Angel
yes i see,. strange how you have seen that post before lol. its true though why be boring, show emotion its allowed we dont live in a communist state(sorry to all commys out there):hugesmile:

I may not be a communist Hell, but I just had a quick image of the 'unemotional' Cuban people celebrating their many achievements with a swift fiesta ........ meanwhile the US (the mighty 'land of the brave', who continue to [illegally] blockade little Cuba) are cowering in their bunkers and abusing all foreigners (including those from the UK) as they attempt to bomb the world into 'freedom'.

Hmmmmmmm? Jolly tricky chaps emotions, innit?

:xyxwave:

[p2pnut]

Originally posted by p2pnut
Originally posted by Hells Angel
yes i see,. strange how you have seen that post before lol. its true though why be boring, show emotion its allowed we dont live in a communist state(sorry to all commys out there):hugesmile:

I may not be a communist Hell, but I just had a quick image of the 'unemotional' Cuban people celebrating their many achievements with a swift fiesta ........ meanwhile the US (the mighty 'land of the brave', who continue to [illegally] blockade little Cuba) are cowering in their bunkers and abusing all foreigners (including those from the UK) as they attempt to bomb the world into 'freedom'.

Hmmmmmmm? Jolly tricky chaps emotions, innit?

:xyxwave:

PS Don't worry folks - I just had my soapbox surgically removed from my nether regions.

:joker:

[Hooly One]

Lol!:laugh:

[golden~rose]

ahmed is plucking his nose hairs :laugh:

[Hooly One]

:shocked::joker:

[golden~rose]

:joker: its true, read it on the main site

http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/news/43/1630_ahmedbecki_h.jpg

[Hooly One]

That is not a good sight to see!:shocked:

[golden~rose]

i know!!!!

[Hooly One]

:joker:

[golden~rose]

yuck, why is he doing it? its not like the cameras are going to zoom in that close!!!!

[Hooly One]

:joker:


Ohh my god! i'm close to reaching 3000 posts:shocked:

[golden~rose]

i know i noticed that. i swear i made a 2000 post for you a week ago!!!!!!!

[Hooly One]

Yes, last friday:shocked:

[golden~rose]

:shocked:

damn!!!! your good, lol!!

[Hooly One]

:thumbs: Thanks :thumbs:

[golden~rose]

:laugh:

[Hooly One]

I'm just quick! but after BB finishs, i will hardly be on Tibb has much has i have been.

I'll be looking for a new job in the next four weeks and i'm getting my plaster cast removed from my left leg next week on a thursday.

[golden~rose]

kool, im looking for a job too, so i wont go on too often, even at night times as i'll be exhausted!!

what happened to your leg?

[LEE]

Originally posted by Hooly One
:joker:

Ohh my god! i'm close to reaching 3000 posts:shocked: and I wonder how many of those were just smilies.

[Hooly One]

I hit my leg on a rock, when i was walking out in the Countryside in the lake district. I was lucking i wasn't alone and that i had friends with me at the time.

[golden~rose]

i cant imagine that, how did you manage to do that? was it a big rock?

[Hooly One]

Originally posted by LEE
Originally posted by Hooly One
:joker:

Ohh my god! i'm close to reaching 3000 posts:shocked: and I wonder how many of those were just smilies.

Probably 200 to 300 posts:hugesmile:

[Hooly One]

Originally posted by xishax
i cant imagine that, how did you manage to do that? was it a big rock?

Yes it was, i was running down a steep hill and i slipped and hit my leg on a rock.

[Hooly One]

Originally posted by Hooly One
Originally posted by LEE
Originally posted by Hooly One
:joker:

Ohh my god! i'm close to reaching 3000 posts:shocked: and I wonder how many of those were just smilies.

Probably 200 to 300 posts:hugesmile:

P.S -

Lee if there's a problem with me just posting Smilies, then just say it and i won't post them. You have every right to remove my posts if that's all i'm doing and i have made a lot of comments, not just smiliey posts..

:thumbs:

[golden~rose]

oohh thats must have been painful hooly
good to hear that your leg is recovering:thumbs:

[dustmite]

Originally posted by Hooly One
Originally posted by xishax
i cant imagine that, how did you manage to do that? was it a big rock?

Yes it was, i was running down a steep hill and i slipped and hit my leg on a rock.

That's ok, Hooly, we'll just amputate your leg and put it in a case. Saves the problem of removing the cast.

Or, even better, we'll set Ahmed on your leg with the shoval.

[golden~rose]

:joker::joker::joker:
good 1 dustmite

[Hooly One]

It was, i wasn't in Hospital for to long only two weeks.

[golden~rose]

really?? the worst thats evey happened to me was that i twisted my right ankle because i was running so fast and i couldnt walk for 2 weeks. then i did the same to my left ankle :laugh:

[Hooly One]

Originally posted by dustmite
Originally posted by Hooly One
Originally posted by xishax
i cant imagine that, how did you manage to do that? was it a big rock?

Yes it was, i was running down a steep hill and i slipped and hit my leg on a rock.

That's ok, Hooly, we'll just amputate your leg and put it in a case. Saves the problem of removing the cast.

Or, even better, we'll set Ahmed on your leg with the shoval.

Lol dustmite!:thumbs:

I'm sure ahmed would do more damage to me, then just giving me a broken leg with his shoval.

He did after all remove Maureen's head with just three blows with the shoval :shocked:

[Hooly One]

Originally posted by xishax
really?? the worst thats evey happened to me was that i twisted my right ankle because i was running so fast and i couldnt walk for 2 weeks. then i did the same to my left ankle :laugh:

Lol! I shouldn't really laugh that's horrible.

Poor you:bawling:

[golden~rose]

:joker:

its ok you can laugh all you like. it was a really stupid the way it happend but it was when i was little and someone was catching me. then the second time i was foolishly running down the stairs and it happened!

[Hooly One]

I broke my right arm seven years ago and a month later i fell down some stairs breaking a couple of teeth. I'm known for being Clumsy, my nick name is Mr Bump.:laugh:

[golden~rose]

lol, now i know what to call you!!

we're all accident prone, but i have been safe for ages

[Hooly One]

Don't talk to soon Isha!:shocked::joker:

[golden~rose]

:joker:

[Kore]

Originally posted by Hooly One
Originally posted by xishax
i cant imagine that, how did you manage to do that? was it a big rock?

Yes it was, i was running down a steep hill and i slipped and hit my leg on a rock.

Nasty...
hope ya get better hoolzy m8 :thumbs:

[Kore]

ROFL @ Mr bump :laugh:

[She Devil]

Nasty Hooly - I broke my ankle about 6 yrs ago, falling down a pot hole on my mates driveway after having alot to drink, threw up and then past out.

My mates were trying to cheer me up because it was my 30th birthday. I still get reminded of it every time we go out now.

[Hooly One]

Originally posted by Kore
Originally posted by Hooly One
Originally posted by xishax
i cant imagine that, how did you manage to do that? was it a big rock?

Yes it was, i was running down a steep hill and i slipped and hit my leg on a rock.

Nasty...
hope you get better hoolzy m8 :thumbs:

Thanks Kore & She Devil:thumbs:

[golden~rose]

i was a jinx, i had my chances of tripping myself up, slipping on a hill, or mud, falling on a bus, etc!!!