Phantom Bird Poo (People who stare)

[Rocko]

I notice this on and off, but it was just really bad today.

Walking through the shops, I just felt like I had bird poo on my face or on my shirt or on my hair or somewhere on me that I'm not aware of.

Why?

Because people just blatantly stare as I walk past. Self conscious and paranoid, I check my fly if it somehow got undone or tap my head for any damp bird poo ness but nothing.

If you accidentally look at them also, they will stare and you and will not break the stare, turning their heads to maintain eye contact.

Did I have a random floating stare at me sign? Where is the phantom bird poo!!!!!!!!!!

:bawling:

[Jakeh]

I enjoy staring at people for reactions such as yours.

[Fom]

This happens to me all the time, I put it down to my overwhelming good looks :joker:
I dont get why people do it, but we probably do it ourselves without realising.

[Emzy-!!]

NO, there was nothing there it happens to me all the time. People just LOVE to stare and it gets on my nerves because you are constantly touching your nose and your face to see if there is anything there. I HATE IT!!!

[Tom]

Some girl was staring at me the other day in town and she walked into the glass doors at the bottom of the food court escalators in Manchester City Centre :laugh3:

[MR.K!]

Urgh ! I know people stare at me all the time ! Then im left thinking ive got something on my face. What is thier problem ?

[Marc]

I always stare at people.. lol its one of my bad habits, i just staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaareeeeeee

[Ninastar]

It happens to me too and when they look at me i stick my tounge out and they look away because they dunno what to do lol
Its rather fun actually!:whistle:

[Fom]

Originally posted by Tom
Some girl was staring at me the other day in town and she walked into the glass doors at the bottom of the food court escalators in Manchester City Centre :laugh3:

Lmao! Omg, I would pay to see that. There is always loads of people round there aswell, gutting :joker:

[Conor]

I don't mind people staring at me. There used to be someone in my class who would stare at you for about 5 minutes until someone asked her what she was doing :laugh:

[Tom]

Originally posted by Fom
Originally posted by Tom
Some girl was staring at me the other day in town and she walked into the glass doors at the bottom of the food court escalators in Manchester City Centre :laugh3:

Lmao! Omg, I would pay to see that. There is always loads of people round there aswell, gutting :joker:

Honestly it was priceless, if only I filmed it I could've got £250 on You've Been Framed. You know what people round there are like, everyone cheered :laugh2:

The one day as well that one of the doors is actually shut there. The chances of that :tongue:

[MR.K!]

Originally posted by Marcjswp
I always stare at people.. lol its one of my bad habits, i just staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaareeeeeee -.-

[kerri]

:wavey: i get it all the time i dont even think about it anymore an i sure dont get paranoid there strangers so what they think matters not to me xx

[melanie]

Try going to China and being the only Caucasian there. My cellphone and wallet got stolen plus people talked about me in my face as if I can't understand. :'(

[Princess]

I hate when that happens,it makes you so paranoid. Although sometimes I understand why people are staring,I start screaming sometimes(well if a Take That song or something comes on)

[Rocko]

Originally posted by ninostar
It happens to me too and when they look at me i stick my tounge out and they look away because they dunno what to do lol
Its rather fun actually!:whistle:


lvoe you!! I will so do that next time!

[AngRemembered]

best thing for starers are

1, Buy some of that imitation dog poop from a joke shop the one you put on a floor and watch people try to avoid stepping on, only this time when you see a starer simply take it out of your handbag/ jacket pocket and start chewing it whilst pulling a demente phyco face.. people will soon walk away without staring.:joker:

2, stand in the street scratching your groin shouting "anyone know where Boots the chemist is"?, I'm in desperate need to get some cream for my genital crabs ..again I'll be surprised if anyone looks at you again ever :joker:

and yes, Ive tried and tested both of them :whistle:

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by Angiebabe
best thing for starers are

1, Buy some of that imitation dog poop from a joke shop the one you put on a floor and watch people try to avoid stepping on, only this time when you see a starer simply take it out of your handbag/ jacket pocket and start chewing it whilst pulling a demente phyco face.. people will soon walk away without staring.:joker:

2, stand in the street scratching your groin shouting "anyone know where Boots the chemist is"?, I'm in desperate need to get some cream for my genital crabs ..again I'll be surprised if anyone looks at you again ever :joker:

and yes, Ive tried and tested both of them :whistle:

OMG LMAO!! you are brave!!

[supernoodles!]

people stare at me all the time its like wtf are you looking at!?i just stare at them back or give them a funny look lol