Who's Big, Bruv?

[Hooly One]

Dan is the man ... Shell reckons the gay hairdresser's a cut above


THE girls have been trying to size up who is the Biggest Brother — in the trouser department.
They think hairdresser Dan is head and shoulders above the rest — with Ahmed tiniest.


The saucy talk was sparked when Michelle grabbed a phallic wall decoration and said: “I’d say maybe five inches.”

Nadia cackled: “Oh, we need more than that.”


Michelle then asked: “Are we gonna talk about willies?” Nadia added: “Dan is the biggest.”

Shell agreed and Nadia continued: “But Jason, you’ve noticed when he’s trotting around.”


Michelle added: “Then do we think Jason after Dan?” Becki nodded and asked: “Who’s next?”

Michelle failed to mention Stu, instead naming “Big Victor” — and the girls didn’t even want to think about Ahmed’s.

Victor briefly agreed to show them his, then backed down, saying: “You’re not missing out on anything.”


The Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004240000-2004313027,00.html)

[Lance]

I think J is!

[golden~rose]

:joker:

[She Devil]

Depends whose got the biggest feet.:laugh:

[golden~rose]

thats true!

[Lance]

I don't think Dan is the bigest!The girls just said that because he is the tallest!We have alredy seen Jay's!

[She Devil]

But have you seen Dans.

[Lance]

You can tell when he is in those black shorts,there is no bulge!

[Hooly One]

I'v never looked at Dan's bulge or any of the other guys, it's not something which interests me.:laugh:

[Lance]

Well you kind of just pick up on these things when topics are posted like this!I don't intentionally look it doesn't interest me either but you'd just notice!

[She Devil]

Can't help but notice when they get excited like Jason did over Vanessa

[Hooly One]

:laugh:

[Lance]

Yes!But when he farted on Vanessa you could actually see it,it hung out from underneath his white housecoat!Anyone else notice that?

[golden~rose]

ive never looked either. bb has been inteeresting in many other ways ive never had a chnace to look!! :laugh:

[Hooly One]

No, i missed that

[She Devil]

No I didn't Lol

[Lance]

Well it did!lol!

[golden~rose]

i didnt see that either

[Lance]

It was during one of the psych shows when they were showing how the housemates were comfortable with each other since day 1!They were saying how the housemates farting was now accepted in the house and in a clip jason lifted up his housecoat and farted on Vanessa with nothing on underneath!

[She Devil]

Farting on Vanessa and in Dans face. His a dirty bu**er.

[golden~rose]

:joker:

[Lance]

He is!But that is the only glimpse we have got..except for the guys in tight shorts..ewww!lol!

[golden~rose]

lol

[Lance]

:laugh:

[Hooly One]

:joker:

[She Devil]

:blush: i'm embarressed

[Lance]

Let's just hope they keep them under wraps from now on!

[She Devil]

Yes. Please no more willy flashing

[golden~rose]

agreed, but mainly i dont want shell and michelle running around...naked!!!

[Lance]

Well 'm not going to complain about that!

[Hooly One]

If the men have to cover up, then the women have to stop flashing there breasts

[Lance]

Ok as long as the men cover up but i think when michele leaves we might be seeing her on page 3 of a certain national newspaper!:laugh:

[golden~rose]

agreed!!!:thumbs:

[Lance]

:thumbs:

[Lance]

Seeing Victor and Stuart in their boxers last night you wouldn't really put them top of the list!

[golden~rose]

well at least not victor anyways!

[Lance]

In Victors interview he said he had the most amazing c**k in the world..don't think so!

[golden~rose]

as if :bored:

[Lance]

:rolleyes:So do you still think Dan then Isha?

[golden~rose]

whats that lance?

[Lance]

You thought Dan was the biggest!Didn't you!?

[golden~rose]

i dont know. i havent seen his. but i remember you mentioned thst his was big, lol!

[ribbonstring5145]

lol i cant believe this has turned into such a heated debate lolll:joker:

[Kore]

what a shame..lol:spin2:

[golden~rose]

:laugh:

[Lance]

I didn't Isha I was talking about Jason!!!