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Christina
23-08-2008, 02:52 AM
OMG!
Im seriously not exagerating this bloody bastard was MASSIVE! I just found it on my celing wall and now im soo scared! I went and got my dad and ive taken 2 pics of it and my dad has got it out. But now im really scared because 1st i had a long daddy long legs on my hairband this morning then i hear andy-dale-win has been bitten by one that looks almost IDENTICAL and now ive seen that. And i said to my dad it looks like a cross between a tarantula and them spiders from harry potter lmao. And he said that beleive it or not we had one in the living room that was even bigger and this one could easily take up the size of my hand.

Where the blooming hell are they all coming from LMAO. If i even see one of those in my room im going to scream the house down i dont care what time of the morning it is lol. Ahhh i will post the pics tommorow. :bawling::bawling::bawling: x

SiaSiaSia
23-08-2008, 02:57 AM
NOOOO I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO BED, HAVING JUST GOT OVER MY SPIDER FEAR!

Novo
23-08-2008, 02:57 AM
oh jesus

it's getting all the tibb members

chewy will be next

andyman
23-08-2008, 03:00 AM
FEK!! When i saw the topic i jumped up in total fear :sad:
Last year a HUGE DIRTY EVIL VILE BEAST OF A SPIDER was in the living room and when i got up the spider went still... Then i moved and the beast ran upstairs! :sad: hate them.. Just reen one on the wall as i'm writing this :sad::sad::sad::sad:

andyman
23-08-2008, 03:04 AM
Spiders get into your bed at night and bite your legs :bawling::bawling::bawling:

England may see spider of bigger size and faster that apear from nowhere to make you jump with the fear of your life :bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:

Loukas
23-08-2008, 03:04 AM
I havent seen one since the one in my bath 3 weeks ago. I got pissed off with my mum so i stormed into the bathroom to have a shower clueless it was in the bath. Then saw it and ran out in my boxers into my room and had my shower 2 hours later! until i was sure it was gone! My dad moved it outside! :blush2:

JOSHUAH!
23-08-2008, 03:10 AM
Is this a spider fest or something?

Earlier tonight there was a one about the size of the palm of my hand in my bath! :mad:

Novo
23-08-2008, 03:13 AM
yes that was the same size of the one that bit me

imagine if iot wrapped you up in a web??

:conf2:

andyman
23-08-2008, 03:14 AM
We must be under attack! :shocked:

melanie
23-08-2008, 03:17 AM
Originally posted by andy-dale-win
oh jesus

it's getting all the tibb members

chewy will be next

LOL add moths to that too

Christina
23-08-2008, 03:20 AM
Lol no seriously is there like a spider problem in the UK because i cant be dealing with this every night lmao. I keep scratching now thinking i can feel things. And this one was NOT your average size it was like thick and long and bigggg and its legs was kinda hairy :sad: x

Scarlett.
23-08-2008, 03:21 AM
Originally posted by andy-dale-win
oh jesus

it's getting all the tibb members

chewy will be next

*grabs and strokes shotgun*

Christina
23-08-2008, 03:21 AM
Ive put my lamp on incase there is another because thats 3 in my house in 1 week and loads of tibb members have seen them too x

Christina
23-08-2008, 03:22 AM
Originally posted by Chewy
Originally posted by andy-dale-win
oh jesus

it's getting all the tibb members

chewy will be next

*grabs and strokes shotgun* You'll need more than one lol x

Scarlett.
23-08-2008, 03:23 AM
Originally posted by Christina
Originally posted by Chewy
Originally posted by andy-dale-win
oh jesus

it's getting all the tibb members

chewy will be next

*grabs and strokes shotgun* You'll need more than one lol x *Grabs rocket laucher and strokes*

JOSHUAH!
23-08-2008, 03:23 AM
A 30cm long tarantula went missing in my town, there was a picture of it in the paper and everything. It's still on the run...

That is no word of a lie btw

Novo
23-08-2008, 03:23 AM
lead us out to war sir chewy

Scarlett.
23-08-2008, 03:23 AM
You go first Andy XD:tongue:

andyman
23-08-2008, 03:25 AM
Can see a daddy long leg type of spider... The type that eat other spiders! Its carrying somthing in its mouth! :sad:

Novo
23-08-2008, 03:25 AM
http://www.cirrusimage.com/Arachnid/harvestman_005.jpg

these are the worst!!!!!

little bodies but giant legs

JOSHUAH!
23-08-2008, 03:26 AM
ONE of the world's largest tarantulas has been spotted on the loose in Seaton Carew. The mammoth spider drew attention from shocked passers by who spotted it under a bench on the seafront.

The fearful looking creature can grow to a size of 12 inches and boast the dimensions of a dinner plate.

Lee Mayhew, took a picture of the spider and sent it into the Mail.
We forwarded that on and experts have identified as a Goliath Bird-eating tarantula which are usually found in South America.



:tongue: From my local rag!

Christina
23-08-2008, 03:26 AM
Ill go and get my dad to join lmao, he wasnt even scared he just grabbed the glass and magazine i was like wtf your not even shocked haha x

Christina
23-08-2008, 03:26 AM
Originally posted by andy-dale-win
http://www.cirrusimage.com/Arachnid/harvestman_005.jpg

these are the worst!!!!!

little bodies but giant legs Shittt that scared me [and it really did coz i dont swear alot lmao] x

Scarlett.
23-08-2008, 03:27 AM
Originally posted by andy-dale-win
http://www.cirrusimage.com/Arachnid/harvestman_005.jpg

these are the worst!!!!!

little bodies but giant legs I agree :bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:

Novo
23-08-2008, 03:27 AM
as soon as you get bit by when the fear strikes sir chewy

you are the one to lead this war

you have the armoury

all i have is a measly heat magazine

Christina
23-08-2008, 03:28 AM
If i saw that id litrally run out the door x

Christina
23-08-2008, 03:29 AM
Originally posted by andy-dale-win
as soon as you get bit by when the fear strikes sir chewy

you are the one to lead this war

you have the armoury

all i have is a measly heat magazine My secret weapon = MY DAD lmaoo x

Novo
23-08-2008, 03:30 AM
Originally posted by Christina
Originally posted by andy-dale-win
as soon as you get bit by when the fear strikes sir chewy

you are the one to lead this war

you have the armoury

all i have is a measly heat magazine My secret weapon = MY DAD lmaoo x

he might get bit???

Loukas
23-08-2008, 03:30 AM
http://www.gedcasserley.saddleworth.net/assets/images/Jess21.jpg

:shocked: That one is HUGE!!! :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :yuk:

andyman
23-08-2008, 03:31 AM
Vampire spiders! Them daddy long leg types eat any spider.. And they hang upside down in the top corner! :shocked: would hate to live in a country where they have huge nasty evil spiders! And snakes!

Novo
23-08-2008, 03:32 AM
Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
http://www.gedcasserley.saddleworth.net/assets/images/Jess21.jpg

:shocked: That one is HUGE!!! :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :yuk:

jesus christ

:joker:

Scarlett.
23-08-2008, 03:33 AM
NOOOOOO LOUKAS!!!! WHY :'(

Loukas
23-08-2008, 03:36 AM
Originally posted by Chewy
NOOOOOO LOUKAS!!!! WHY :'(

Sorry!! But i'm getting you back after seeing that magician dieing ages ago :p.

Novo
23-08-2008, 03:37 AM
http://www.crainium.net/jdjArchives/Chicken-eating-spider.jpg

Loukas
23-08-2008, 03:39 AM
:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

*DIES*

Someone put a spoiler in the title of this thread!!

Scarlett.
23-08-2008, 03:42 AM
Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Originally posted by Chewy
NOOOOOO LOUKAS!!!! WHY :'(

Sorry!! But i'm getting you back after seeing that magician dieing ages ago :p. ARGGGGH! THAT WAS FAKE :bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawl ing::bawling:

Loukas
23-08-2008, 03:42 AM
this is the last one im post and looking at in this thread!!!


http://www.washington.edu/burkemuseum/spidermyth/images/lycosa.jpg

Loukas
23-08-2008, 03:43 AM
Originally posted by Chewy
Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Originally posted by Chewy
NOOOOOO LOUKAS!!!! WHY :'(

Sorry!! But i'm getting you back after seeing that magician dieing ages ago :p. ARGGGGH! THAT WAS FAKE :bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawl ing::bawling:

LMFAO! so is that!! :thumbs: It's photoshoped.. but.. the one i JUST posted is real!!!

Novo
23-08-2008, 03:43 AM
Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
this is the last one Im post and looking at in this thread!!!


http://www.washington.edu/burkemuseum/spidermyth/images/lycosa.jpg

AWWWWWW look at his little eye's :joker:

Scarlett.
23-08-2008, 03:44 AM
Scary *shudders*

andyman
23-08-2008, 03:47 AM
Got spiders after me! Dear lord them pics are giving me the creeps! :bawling:

Loukas
23-08-2008, 03:48 AM
I hate spiders even more now... :sad: :bawling:

Novo
23-08-2008, 03:49 AM
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2005/03/01/science/01spid.650.jpg

this spider has made friends with a blue tit

awwww

:tongue:

Scarlett.
23-08-2008, 03:51 AM
Awww good freinds :para:

Christina
23-08-2008, 03:53 AM
I keep on itching =[ im seriously getting paranoid i swear i keep seeing things moving now x

Novo
23-08-2008, 03:55 AM
Originally posted by Christina
I keep on itching =[ Im seriously getting paranoid i swear i keep seeing things moving now x

your not the only one

:joker:

Scarlett.
23-08-2008, 03:55 AM
*shoots self*

melanie
23-08-2008, 03:55 AM
^ Call me crazy but I think that spiders kind of cute.

Novo
23-08-2008, 03:56 AM
Originally posted by Chewy
*shoots self*

chewy no

you cant die on us

the squadron's morale will be at a new low

are you alive sir chewy

Loukas
23-08-2008, 03:57 AM
Originally posted by melanie
^ Call me crazy but I think that spiders kind of cute.

Youuu Whattt!!! :shocked:

Darlin' it just ate a bird!! :yuk:

Christina
23-08-2008, 03:58 AM
Originally posted by andy-dale-win
Originally posted by Christina
I keep on itching =[ Im seriously getting paranoid i swear i keep seeing things moving now x

your not the only one

:joker: Lool why did i have to be greedy and try and go downstairs for food? :nono: Its like a sign that i didnt need the food because there was no way i was walking down the kicthen with that on the celing haha i ran up to my dad and i was like 'come quick youve gotta come and get rid of this.. TARANTULA' haha x

Novo
23-08-2008, 03:59 AM
Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Originally posted by melanie
^ Call me crazy but I think that spiders kind of cute.

Youuu Whattt!!! :shocked:

Darlin' it just ate a bird!! :yuk:

LOL

that was funny


:joker::joker:

it's not going to eat it

it's friends with it

Loukas
23-08-2008, 03:59 AM
Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Originally posted by melanie
^ Call me crazy but I think that spiders kind of cute.

Youuu Whattt!!! :shocked:

Darlin' it just ate a bird!! :yuk:

Still in shock!! IT ATE A BIRD!! :yuk: :yuk: :yuk:

Christina
23-08-2008, 04:00 AM
Disgusting lil tramp.. how can it eat the poor bird.. go and get some flies like normal spiders ... beast and half! :bigsmile: x

melanie
23-08-2008, 04:01 AM
but it looks like a cute furry hamster!

Christina
23-08-2008, 04:02 AM
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd60/KillahhKenzie/Moving%20Objects/spider.gif

Novo
23-08-2008, 04:02 AM
Originally posted by Christina
Disgusting lil tramp.. how can it eat the poor bird.. go and get some flies like normal spiders ... beast and half! :bigsmile: x

erm..... look behind you

Christina
23-08-2008, 04:03 AM
Originally posted by melanie
but it looks like a cute furry hamster! =O omgawddd.. Melanie lmao!!!! X

Christina
23-08-2008, 04:03 AM
Originally posted by andy-dale-win
Originally posted by Christina
Disgusting lil tramp.. how can it eat the poor bird.. go and get some flies like normal spiders ... beast and half! :bigsmile: x

erm..... look behind you Thanks there was a mirror LMAO :laugh3: kidding x

Novo
23-08-2008, 04:08 AM
http://i.pbase.com/o4/06/648106/1/58529963.hamster1.jpg

melanie
23-08-2008, 04:14 AM
Originally posted by andy-dale-win
http://i.pbase.com/o4/06/648106/1/58529963.hamster1.jpg

The spider was cuter

Novo
23-08-2008, 04:18 AM
Originally posted by melanie
Originally posted by andy-dale-win
http://i.pbase.com/o4/06/648106/1/58529963.hamster1.jpg

The spider was cuter

imagine if that hamster started chasing you :joker:

melanie
23-08-2008, 04:23 AM
Originally posted by andy-dale-win
Originally posted by melanie
Originally posted by andy-dale-win
http://i.pbase.com/o4/06/648106/1/58529963.hamster1.jpg

The spider was cuter

imagine if that hamster started chasing you :joker:

I would slip on my puke.

:yuk:

Novo
23-08-2008, 04:26 AM
Originally posted by melanie
Originally posted by andy-dale-win
Originally posted by melanie
Originally posted by andy-dale-win
http://i.pbase.com/o4/06/648106/1/58529963.hamster1.jpg

The spider was cuter

imagine if that hamster started chasing you :joker:

I would slip on my puke.

:yuk:

LOL!!!!

then it would kill you

Loukas
23-08-2008, 01:13 PM
eww i saw one too today, it wasn't to big butstill cringe. Sitting in my Bathroom!!

Marc
23-08-2008, 01:14 PM
I nearly walked into one in my dad's green house.. it would of gone on my face lol.. niiiice

MarkWaldorf
23-08-2008, 01:15 PM
There was one on my bed the other day :sad:

Amy
23-08-2008, 01:35 PM
This thread has just made me lol. I'm still sitting with feet above ground and those pics of spiders :shocked: but i can't stop laughing.

KKBL
23-08-2008, 01:39 PM
http://www.craphound.com/images/w1kspidersquirrel.jpg
:lovedup::lovedup::lovedup:

Amy
23-08-2008, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by KKBL
http://www.craphound.com/images/w1kspidersquirrel.jpg
:lovedup::lovedup::lovedup:

Now that is very cute. That pic I like.

Christina
23-08-2008, 02:06 PM
^
Aww thats cute lol.
My dad freaked me out today he said that the spider i saw was smaller than the one the other day he said the other was was houmungus lmao.
Then he said imagine were the parents of the spider i saw yesterday are. :yuk: great now ive got them to look foward too x

Novo
23-08-2008, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by Amy
Originally posted by KKBL
http://www.craphound.com/images/w1kspidersquirrel.jpg
:lovedup::lovedup::lovedup:

Now that is very cute. That pic I like.

oh god what is that freak of nature

:joker:

SiaSiaSia
23-08-2008, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by Amy
Originally posted by KKBL
http://www.craphound.com/images/w1kspidersquirrel.jpg
:lovedup::lovedup::lovedup:

Now that is very cute. That pic I like.


Christina, KKbl
HOW IS THAT CUTE?!

SiaSiaSia
23-08-2008, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by Amy
Originally posted by KKBL
http://www.craphound.com/images/w1kspidersquirrel.jpg
:lovedup::lovedup::lovedup:

Now that is very cute. That pic I like.


Christina, KKbl
HOW IS THAT CUTE?!

QPR
23-08-2008, 09:22 PM
The biggest spider I have ever seen is a large house spider and I sent the wife out to kill it while I was safe hiding in the bathroom.

Xander
23-08-2008, 09:26 PM
Ahh those pictures are horrible. :bawling:

melanie
23-08-2008, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by KKBL
http://www.craphound.com/images/w1kspidersquirrel.jpg
:lovedup::lovedup::lovedup:

Awww :lovedup:

Amy
29-08-2008, 12:47 AM
Just sat here minding my own buisness... When from the side of my wall I saw something .. a spider floating down beside me and lands on my bed and starts walking towards me!!! I'm shocked this laptop is still working after I ran for my life :shocked:

Glenn.
29-08-2008, 12:50 AM
Did anyone see the Afhgan spider in The Sun today. It bite a dog to death, and is on the loose.

gavinh2008
29-08-2008, 12:54 AM
oh my god, i wont get to sleep now, i am s**t scared of spiders

Amy
29-08-2008, 12:56 AM
Originally posted by Amy
Just sat here minding my own buisness... When from the side of my wall I saw something .. a spider floating down beside me and lands on my bed and starts walking towards me!!! I'm shocked this laptop is still working after I ran for my life :shocked:

Have to say to myself and quote myself.. how sad.. :blush2: But, wonder where that spider is now.

Amy
29-08-2008, 01:16 AM
Just incase anyone was interested found it and his mate.

SiaSiaSia
29-08-2008, 01:31 AM
Originally posted by Amy
Just incase anyone was interested found it and his mate.

:love:

Glenn.
29-08-2008, 01:31 AM
I didnt realie how scared of spiders I was til today. I see a picture of the Afhgan Spider that killed the dog and my heart started racing. I couldnt read the story coz my mind went into overdrive, imagining 8 hairy legs crawling on me.

Amy
29-08-2008, 01:40 AM
Originally posted by Glenn
I didnt realie how scared of spiders I was til today. I see a picture of the Afhgan Spider that killed the dog and my heart started racing. I couldnt read the story coz my mind went into overdrive, imagining 8 hairy legs crawling on me.

That's it.. i'm never sleeping again!!

Sarah.
29-08-2008, 02:04 AM
i saw a spider on the floor earlier and i had to be brave and kill it :(
now i dont wanna sleep LOL just incase he had friends :|

Christina
29-08-2008, 02:29 AM
Tonight there was a fast little spider on the kitchen work top lol x

_Seth
29-08-2008, 02:44 PM
Eew my skin is crawling.

_Seth
29-08-2008, 02:45 PM
This was an Australian spider:

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc80/Phlip_03/Australianspider.jpg

serensilver
30-08-2008, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by Phlip
This was an Australian spider:

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc80/Phlip_03/Australianspider.jpg

OMG WTF is that!!!!!!!:shocked::shocked: holy sh*t if i saw that i'd leave the country!!!!!:dog::dog::dog::dog::dog:

im scared just looking at the pic!!!!:conf2:

Spike
30-08-2008, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by mrs_rko
i saw a spider on the floor earlier and i had to be brave and kill it :(
now i dont want to sleep LOL just incase he had friends :|

Your so brave lol
I would never be brave enough to go by it, I would have just ran off screaming.

melanie
30-08-2008, 10:03 PM
Ugh gross, what are those little things crowding around it?

_Seth
31-08-2008, 02:09 AM
Billions of other little spiders. :laugh:

GeorgeSampson
31-08-2008, 03:58 PM
Ughhhh i'm itching now. friggin hate them.

gavinh2008
31-08-2008, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by Phlip
This was an Australian spider:

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc80/Phlip_03/Australianspider.jpg

Oh My God, I am sooo scared of that, I'm imagining that spider at the corner of my bedroom and I'm itching all over and keep thinking its a spider

Benjamin
31-08-2008, 05:22 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, I just picked up my towel off the radiator and started drying my hair and I felt something weird while swishing my hair in the towel so I pulled it away and brushed my hand over my head and a massive spider fell and landed on the floor.


aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh. It was in MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm am shaking so much, and have just rewashed my hair to make sure there is no spider bits in there. I nearly cried. I hate having arachnophobia.

MarkWaldorf
31-08-2008, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by ukturtle
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, I just picked up my towel off the radiator and started drying my hair and I felt something weird while swishing my hair in the towel so I pulled it away and brushed my hand over my head and a massive spider fell and landed on the floor.


aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh. It was in MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm am shaking so much, and have just rewashed my hair to make sure there is no spider bits in there. I nearly cried. I hate having arachnophobia.

omg, nightmare!!! :shocked:

sampmiller
31-08-2008, 05:50 PM
did anyone see in the news about the soldier guy that bought this thing called a "camel spider" back in his suitcase from afghan or somewhere and it killed their family dog! there big bastard spiders too, i just hope it hasent bred!

Barbie
31-08-2008, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by sampmiller
did anyone see in the news about the soldier guy that bought this thing called a "camel spider" back in his suitcase from afghan or somewhere and it killed their family dog! there big b****** spiders too, i just hope it hasent bred!

omg!! i know... im in the same town it happened!!

MarkWaldorf
31-08-2008, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by sampmiller
did anyone see in the news about the soldier guy that bought this thing called a "camel spider" back in his suitcase from afghan or somewhere and it killed their family dog! there big b****** spiders too, i just hope it hasent bred!

OMG, they look beastly! That poor dog.

Lauren
31-08-2008, 06:55 PM
God I can barely breathe.

Just had to kill this MASSIVE spider. It crawled across my bed whilst I was on it and then I lost it so I couldn't relax. I had to search for like 30 mins until I found it again and felt so sick when I was trying to kill it but I needed to do it to relax. Ughhh.

bigbr0ther
31-08-2008, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by Lauren
God I can barely breathe.

Just had to kill this MASSIVE spider. It crawled across my bed whilst I was on it and then I lost it so I couldn't relax. I had to search for like 30 mins until I found it again and felt so sick when I was trying to kill it but I needed to do it to relax. Ughhh.

Wow, sounds vicious! So vicious that he murdered you rather than take one minute to carry you outside to safety because it was slightly more convenient for him. No wonder you couldn't relax with that monster searching all over trying to kill you.

Oh, no wait a minute, that was you....

DamonJ
31-08-2008, 07:07 PM
OMGOMGOMG!!
http://www.rvgould.uconn.edu/week2_files/image033.jpg

Lauren
31-08-2008, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by bigbr0ther
Originally posted by Lauren
God I can barely breathe.

Just had to kill this MASSIVE spider. It crawled across my bed whilst I was on it and then I lost it so I couldn't relax. I had to search for like 30 mins until I found it again and felt so sick when I was trying to kill it but I needed to do it to relax. Ughhh.

Wow, sounds vicious! So vicious that he murdered you rather than take one minute to carry you outside to safety because it was slightly more convenient for him. No wonder you couldn't relax with that monster searching all over trying to kill you.

Oh, no wait a minute, that was you....

Yawn.

lolester
31-08-2008, 09:44 PM
any one who hates soriders dont come to my house

freakin hell there are huge the ones we c are like the size of a half a pint top of the glass

and we have hunderds of little tiny spirders in the garden

:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawl ing::bawling:

Shaun
31-08-2008, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by Lauren
God I can barely breathe.

Just had to kill this MASSIVE spider. It crawled across my bed whilst I was on it and then I lost it so I couldn't relax. I had to search for like 30 mins until I found it again and felt so sick when I was trying to kill it but I needed to do it to relax. Ughhh.

OMG. The same thing happened to me tonight!

_Seth
31-08-2008, 11:11 PM
OMFS!

http://i35.tinypic.com/24n0g9l.jpg

Z
31-08-2008, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by Shaun
Originally posted by Lauren
God I can barely breathe.

Just had to kill this MASSIVE spider. It crawled across my bed whilst I was on it and then I lost it so I couldn't relax. I had to search for like 30 mins until I found it again and felt so sick when I was trying to kill it but I needed to do it to relax. Ughhh.

OMG. The same thing happened to me tonight!

That's not a very nice thing to say about Darenn, he just has very spindly arms and legs, yeesh.