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Hooly One
13-07-2004, 08:00 PM
Dan has been nursing a red rear following an altercation with Nadia's shoe and a mock tussle over the ownership of a Sergeant's hat.

The pair jokingly fell out after Big Brother demanded the return of Michelle's Sergeant cap along with the rest of the boot camp props, and neither wanted to give it up.

Dan had been wearing the black and red cap for some time, before Big Brother called him to the Diary Room.

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Correctly guessing that he was going to be told off and forced to hand over the item, the hairdresser cheekily tossed it to Nadia, and then advanced to the Diary Room where he pretended that he had no idea what Big Brother was talking about.

"What do you mean?" he asked the all-seeing eye, scratching the head on which the missing item had been perched just moments earlier.

Returning to the others, Dan was too pleased with himself to realise that Nadia was keeping a firm grip on her new accessory.

But when he was recalled to the Diary Room, he realised that the joke was over, and emerged with the news that the hat had to go.

Take that you naughty boy


"Are you going to fight me?" challenged Nadia. "I'm going to kick your arse!"

"I can't wait!" giggled Dan.

This was all the encouragement Nadia needed to bend Dan over and give him what for on his backside with her shoe.

"You've been a NAUGHTY boy!" she chastised, as a leather sole made contact with buttock.

"Say you're SORRY!" she demanded. "LOUDER!"

Six-foot five Dan was eventually able to overpower the demented stiletto-wielder, and stumbled to his feet, turning his neck awkwardly to get a load of his red patches.

"I've been beaten on the botty!" he gasped.

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Lance
13-07-2004, 08:06 PM
Nadia would make a good dominatrix!

Hooly One
13-07-2004, 08:09 PM
God! now that would be frightening:hugesmile:

Lance
13-07-2004, 08:10 PM
lol!:laugh:

Hooly One
13-07-2004, 08:16 PM
I think dan enjoyed it:hugesmile:

SMC
13-07-2004, 08:39 PM
nadia will have the most success after BB she cud go to a circus..u know half man half woman..umm..a vagina with testicles :hugesmile:

Kore
13-07-2004, 08:41 PM
LOL, i do respect nadia for that, but i still dislike her and want her out!,
because... she...is.... un-entertaining (for me):spin2::laugh:

She Devil
13-07-2004, 11:04 PM
Originally posted by SMC
nadia will have the most success after BB she cud go to a circus..u know half man half woman..umm..a vagina with testicles :hugesmile:



That is not very nice. I don't think she is in it to get a media career.

Kore
13-07-2004, 11:06 PM
lololol:joker: maybe workin in a poisionous smoke factory , she'll like that :joker:

She Devil
13-07-2004, 11:09 PM
Naughty, naughty Kore. Mummies little soldier shouldn't talk like that

Kore
13-07-2004, 11:13 PM
LOLOLOL!!!!
:nono:oi, i didnt come on here to be patronised on, just like nadia is patronising jason :rolleyes:

She Devil
14-07-2004, 06:34 AM
And Jason is patronising towards Nadia.

Kore you will not win this one. There are too many Nadia supporters.

Lance
14-07-2004, 07:25 PM
Including me isha and hooly!

She Devil
14-07-2004, 07:27 PM
:thumbs:

Hooly One
14-07-2004, 07:27 PM
:thumbs:

golden~rose
14-07-2004, 07:27 PM
:thumbs:

Lance
14-07-2004, 07:28 PM
:hugesmile:

Julia L
14-07-2004, 07:39 PM
LOL!! I SO hope they put that in tonight's highlight's show! It's about time Dan got his butt out - Jason's been hogging all of THAT limelight! :spin2: :laugh:

Nadia, you go girl :thumbs:

golden~rose
14-07-2004, 07:39 PM
:joker:

Kore
14-07-2004, 07:39 PM
what nadias a bore!!
get her out, plz :bored: